The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, July 09, 2003, Page 9, Image 9

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An Everyday Joe by steven olexa WELL SON, ^ ITS NICE TO HAVE YOU HOWE, BUT DON'T YOU THINK YOW SHOULD SET OUT SOWE? F 1 MAYBE WSIT WITH YOUR FRIENPS? r mayorn i know is OFF AT SCHOOL STILL WHY NOT SET YOUR OIQ SUMMER JOS SACK? YOU KNOW, A JOS'S A SREAT WAY TO *«£TP£OPL^^ I WONPER IF AFTER SO MANY YEARS OF 6IYIN6 HAIR-BRAINEP APMCE, PARENTS START TO BELIEYE IT THEMSELVES. HOROSCOPES ARIES Curtail the urge to overspend; it’s not necessary. With a thrifty woman’s advice, you can get the best without paying extra. TAURUS They say the truth will set you free, and you can find that out for yourself. An honest conversation strengthens bonds that are good for you. GEMINI Make time to set priorities before you go running off. There’s no point wasting time or money on a wild goose chase. CANCER You want it? You got it! Your wish is another’s command, and don’t let them tell you otherwise. Don’t take “no” for an answer. LEO Continue to let the others do most of the talking. You just listen and smile sweetly, and they’ll tell you everything. VIRGO The more you learn, the more ridiculous your fears will appear. You may forget some of them altogether and not even notice they’re gone. So don’t let them get in your way. LIBRA Continue to take it easy while keeping up with your work. Stay in the routine you’re establishing. The money should start coming in soon. SCORPIO A couple of those previously mentioned barriers should be pretty obvious by now. You simply have to make a decision or two, then talk the objectors into going along. SAGITTARIUS You have a natural talent for expressing ideas. You’re a great teacher, but this time it’s wiser to let somebody else talk. Be the student. CAPRICORN Strategy sessions will go well now. Contribute your experience, but also learn from the experience of another. AQUARIUS Just continue to do what you’ve always done, in the most efficient way | possible. As you do your job I well, your actions speak for you much better than words. PISCES It’s good to keep the b ig picture in mind and to have a long-term plan. If you develop your skills as a strategist, you’ll find ways around obstacles. 1 Harry CONTINUED FROM PAGE 8 of witches, wizards, muggles — humans for those of you who aren’t keen to the magical jargon — and even giants. “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” spans 870 pages, far more than the modest 309 pages of the first book. At 38 chapters, Phoenix is a sinister yet electrifying read that starts with a captivating opening, an inquisitive middle and a sus penseful, brilliant finale. This novel, however, is not for the unaquainted. I read this book before I’d confronted the others and many of the situa tions of this novel will dampen the events of the others if you explore this monolith first. However, if that’s a price you’re willing to pay. Rowling explains the significance of Harry’s en counters well enough. If you’ve seen the first two films you might be on a respectable start, though I bet the books offer you much more insight into the world of Rowling. Another wave of the writer’s wand yields a cauldron full of hu mor that makes you laugh out loud. The wit of Fred and George Weasley will please even the most casual reader, and Rowling balances their good humor with their disdain for the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Dolores Umbridge. But don’t worry, if you’re an avid reader of the series and haven’t read the latest, you prob ably won’t take more than two days to finish it. Comments on this story?E-mail gamecockm ixed i tor(a)hotma i l. com CALENDAR see Page 5 CROSSWORD ACROSS 1 Sailing ship 6 Liability 10 Perfume - ingredient 14 Madagascar primate 15 Light beige 16 Pot starter 17 Flavoring seed 18 Alda or King 19 June 6, 1944 20 Power units 21 Varnish ingredient 22 Deuce toppers 23 New Yorker, to a Californian 26 Broken-bone support 30 Do-over service 31 Brit, flyboys 34 Monarch’s daughters 37 Desert gully 38 Soprano Lehmann 39 Crude shelter 40 Revolving blade 41 Choir part 42'Air-perfuming products 44 AT&T part 45 Food from taro 46 Beginning 47 Fatigues 51 Lesser 53 DDE’s command 54 Marble material 59 Down for the night 60 Vegas machine 61 Deadly poisons 62 Barn pests 63 M. Descartes 64 Pear-shaped instruments 65 Questions 66 Fruit drinks 67 Slur over DOWN 1 Cabbage dish, briefly 2 Singer Florne 3 Leave off 4 Boot out 5 Dignified bearing V. 1 Jn^rSS«li*s*"ic**'"K 07/08/03 6 Distributes Solutions cards 7 Great brilliance 8 Ornamental bands 9 Wine cask 10 Madrid mother 11 Fails to appreciate 12 Sojourn 13 Piano parts 22 Blast letters 24 Had a little lamb 25 Legal thing 26 Wet impact 27 Worker 28 Kind of clam 29 Division word 32 Revere 33 Winning position 35 Withered and 43 Gardener’s tool 55 Ancient wrinkled 45 Parl of mPh European region 36 Take to court 43 Protuberances 56 Not pro 37 Refuses to 49 Make amends 57 Set up tor a 40 Having a second 30 Lugs drive life 51 Papa's mate 58 Latin being 42 In favor of 52 Egyptian bird 60 Pedro's Mrs. Movie CONTINUED FROM PAGE 8 expectations and shocking us with its heart and humanity. Shot with video cameras rather than digital cameras, the grainy style gives a sense of immediacy, as though the audience is spying live from secu rity cameras scattered at bizarre angles throughout London, draw ing us into the survivors’ plight. The first half of the film is un doubtedly its strength. The actors, unknown to most American view ers, throw themselves into a world gone mad. Selena, a young woman who has become reluctantly hard ened and deadly, carries a foot long knife wherever she goes. “Just so you know,” she says, looking Jim directly in the eye, “if you get infected, I will kill you in a heartbeat.” The film succeeds because it of fers the best of both horrific worlds: zombies and gore, and a more psy chological fear, the loss of all hope. The zombies betray the $15 mil lion budget, harkening images of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video. Though adding to the campy fun of a good old ‘B’ movie, the film wisely uses them rarely, dwelling more on the fear of im minent attack. “28 Days Later” is stylish yet jarringly realistic. Cillian Murphy’s Jim is everything “T3’s” John Connor should’ve been and more. The film relates the end of the world through words and sound. It gives full screen time to the dead who were smart enough to finish their lives themselves. It’s only at the end that “28 Days Later” gives in to the pres sures of making a movie for the masses, giving in to the obligatory final battle sequence for the sake of action and an ‘R’ rating. Comments on this story?E-mail gamecockmixeditor@notmail.com