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IN OUR OPINION
USC should
not own hotel
State Sen. Glen McConnell introduced a bill Feb. 20
that would prohibit public institutions, including
universities, from owning or operating hotels.
The bill was aimed at USC President Sorensen’s
plan to have a 125-room hotel built on campus
property. Sorensen said he would not fight the bill,
but made it clear that the university was going to
neither own nor operate a hotel.
Instead, the university had planned to invite a
It’s not right for a
public institution
to compete with
private businesses.
private aeveioper to use
university property. “I’m not
interested in getting in the
hotel business,” Sorensen said.
Sen. McConnell is right that
public institutions should not compete with private
hotels. Owners who invest their life and money into a
business cannot compete with publicly supported
institutions that do not respond to profit and loss.
But the university should be able to sell its own land
— a legitimate transaction — to a developer and allow
it to build near campus. As a private developer, it
would have no more advantages than any other area
hotel. USC is an autonomous institution and works
with businesses in other realms—why not hotels?
Winners and Sinners
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS “Doogie Howser” star
trades his scrubs for black nail polish to join the
“Cabaret” cast — a child M.D. turned goth
emcee.
TONI SMITH Manhattanville College forward
turns her back on the American flag in silent
but effective protest against the war with Iraq.
WASHINGTON STATE REPRESENTATIVES Lois
McMahan and Cary Condotta protested a
prayer delivered by a Muslim religious leader.
VICTORIA’S SECRET Sued Kentucky sex shop
Victor’s Secret for trademark infringement. The
shops should team up and make gift packages.
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GAMECOCK CORRECTIONS
The story about the $1K Giveaway in Monday’s newspaper
should have clearly stated that students who have registered for
loans have been automatically registered for the $1K Giveaway
and don’t have to apply again.
In the sports section Monday, the game schedule should have
stated that the women’s Thursday basketball game starts at 7 p.m.,
not 6 p.m.
In Monday’s newspaper, Rene Turner’s name was misspelled in
a byline.
In a story Monday about Jump, Little Children in The Mix, the
name of opening band Borrowed Angels was misspelled.
The Gamecock regrets the errors.
If you see an error in today’s paper, we want to know. E-mail us
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Enjoy spring break with style
DAVID STAGG
GAMECOCKVIEWPOINTS@HOTMAIL.COM
But be sure to keep a
few key points in mind.
Spring Break is just around
the comer. Yes, it’s that time of
inevitable joy when kids make
the trip home to see families, re
cuperate from the first half of a
semester and catch up with the
happenings of family life.
Wait, that’s not right. This is
spring break — ’03 style. The
type of break where you need to
travel somewhere remote to visit
millions of other “spring break
ers” — or, as they’re known in
the suburbs, “those crazy kids
who have no respect for authori
ty” — in their ultimate goal: to
contribute something to society.
Or drink as much beer as pos
sible without dying.
But as we all know, most
spring breakers will realize that
it always seems like spring break
is much too short. It’s never like
Christmas or the ultimate break,
summer. It’s more like a spring
fracture. Instead of big-time
surgery to fix it, you only need a
crutch to walk. And instead of
kids asking you what happened,
they just kick your crutch in
laughter. And then you go home
and wonder why your mother
never let you have a cool car so
that the kids would think of you
as cool and it wouldn’t matter if
you had a fracture or not because
you already earned their affec
tion through expensive material
goods.
Regardless, this is not your
parents’ spring break. Because
of this, I offer you two important
points to remember when you
venture into your own spring
break.
Important Point No. 1: Keep
your clothes on.
I know this seems strange, but
sometimes keeping your body
covered is a respectable thing. It
never fails: Somewhere, some per
son with a cheap digital cam
corder will film thousands of
naked women as they run
through the streets of Pamplona,
Spain, closely trailing the men
crazy enough to step in their way
— traditionally known as the
“Running of the Bulls that Bear
an Uncanny Likeness to Women.”
Men are killed every year after be
ing trampled by the females in the
run, and the survivors can see
themselves on “Girls Gone Wild
— Spanish Style.”
Important Point No. 2:
Location, location, location.
Hardly anything is more im
portant than finding the perfect
spring-break getaway. Well, mak
ing sure you turn off all the lights
before you leave is also impor
tant. And so is making sure you
leave the toilet seat down. And,
come to think of it, packing sun
screen with SPF one million
would be important, too. But
nothing else.
So let me start over: The
fourth-most important thing to
consider is location. Whether it
be somewhere in Mexico (com
monly known to us as “The Place
Where We Say ‘Hola’ and ‘Como
Estas’ More Than Anything Else
Because That’s All We Know How
to Say”), or in Utah (commonly
known to us as “Utah”), you’re go
ing to want to be close to an ocean,
lake, river, toilet, bathtub—heck,
any place where there’s water so
you have an excuse to get in as lit
tle clothing as possible.
So please remember these key
points when you return to your
normal lifestyles after that an
noying education got in the way
of your break. And if you need
me, I’ll be at home, catching up
with my family.
Stagg is a second-year media-arts
student.
IN YOUR OPINION
Cost of war would
be paid with lives
The immediate effects of all
wars are the same: death, dis
’ ease, pain, destruction and bit
terness. An invasion of Iraq
would not be an exception.
U.N relief agencies estimate
that if there are no chemical,
biological or nuclear weapons
involved, up to 300,000 Iraqi
civilians could die during the
fighting. An additional 200,000
people will die from the de
struction of Iraqi infrastruc
ture and food-distribution sys
tem. As in the previous war
with Iraq, hundreds of thou
sands of Americans could suf
fer the debilitating Gulf War
Syndrome that currently
plagues close to 200,000 U.S.
veterans.
This is the best-case sce
nario'. What happens if the
Iraqi regime finds a way to
launch a missile with poison
gas or biological agents at
Israel? Saddam Hussein might
chose this option to gain sym
pathy and support from the
Arab people. Such an.attack
could cause the Israelis to
launch one or more of their
many nuclear missiles at Iraq.
Even if contained to the Middle
East, an estimated four million
people would be killed.
As the CIA pointed out this
past fall, there is a good chance
that a war with Iraq would be
the first modern war where
more American civilians die
than American soldiers.
The Bush administration
justifies such horrors by say
ing the Iraqi regime possess
es weapons of mass destruc
tion and is violating U.N. res
olutions by hiding such
weapons. Yet Iraqi officials
have allowed inspectors un
fettered access to their coun
try. Inspectors have conclud
ed that Iraq no longer has a
nuclear weapons program.
In contrast, U.S. allies
Pakistan and Israel both ille
gally possess nuclear weapons
and could easily use them in
the future. Neither Israel nor
Pakistan is being threatened
with an American invasion.
This war will create another
generation of loss, emotionally
distraught veterans, suffering
widows, orphans and toxic en
vironmental conditions. The
war should never begin.
DAVID BYER
FOURTH-YEAR AUUOUNTINH
STUDENT
SG representatives
epitomize laziness
Ever wonder why your stu
dent government sucks so bad
ly? It’s because half of the
Senate decides not to show up
and half of those who do show
up decide to leave half way
through, leaving the remaining
dedicated few unable to conduct
business.
Since I was appointed to the
Senate because of a vacancy, I
have seen nothing but apathy
and laziness. The meetings are
all for fun; few take them seri
ously. What is the purpose of
having a student government
if one does not exist in the first
place?
This past Wednesday was an
important night. We voted on
how to reapportion senate seats
in the future. There was a little
talk surrounding that issue, but
most of the debate centered on
whether to have an end-of-the
year banquet — whether we
should spend close to $2,000 on an
awards ceremony to celebrate ac
complishments by individuals in
Student Government. Although I
know there are many in the orga
nization who work hard, many do
not put forth the same amount of
time it takes to engrave the tro
phies.
Perhaps some have lost sight
of what we are there to do in the
first place. We are not there to cel
ebrate our own greatness; we are
there to serve the student body.
BEN HAVIRD
FlKST-YEAlt BUSINESS STUDENT
Drinking isn’t taboo
in other countries
At the risk of sounding a lit
tle pedantic, it amazes me to no
end that people find it amazing
that other cultures have a dif
ferent approach to the social
consumption of alcohol than our
own (“Women inspire all inven
tion,” Friday).
The fact that a Catholic priest
has devised a new way of making
beer for his youth group in
Germany is not so remarkable if
one thinks about the fact that
most Europeans grow up con
suming alcohol on a regular ba
sis and seem to get by just fine.
Beer-making was, after all, per
fected in German monasteries.
GAURAV SHROFF
2001 USC (iRADUATE
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Where
have the
Clintons \
gone?
BROOK BRISTOW
GAMECCXiKVIEWPOINTS@HOTMAIL.COM
America could sure use
Bill in times like these.
Although “all the world is a
stage,” America is the savvy, ar
rogant pre-Madonna, Pele player
— no, scratch that. We’re not play
ers; we just want to crush (other
countries) a lot.
So maybe it’s just me, but as far
as worldly opinions and attitudes
go, America is in more trouble
than an overnight janitor mop
ping the floors in a downtown
Baghdad government complex.
While Dubya and Shaft him
self, Colin Powell, continue to lob
by the world on our behalf, the
rest of the world is looking back
shaking its head, chuckling and
pointing fingers like an on-duty
policeman at a Krispy Kreme.
Although we might be the most
powerful nation in the world, the
world sees America as the Statue
of Liberty. But instead of holding
the torch, she is holding a giant
foam “We’re No. 1” finger that
uses the middle finger as opposed
to the index. And wasn’t that a gift
from the French in the first place?
And they won’t help us; you have
to love the humor in that.
Whatever your opinion is on
the whole situation, you have to
admit that America didn’t always
have these problems. Not because
we weren’t near war at the time,
but because of our representation
on the international front. I’m
talking about the man who was
originally married to America, the
man whose name in Latin actually
means “bold-faced liar who is
loved by many,” former President
William Jefferson Clinton.
You definitely have to miss
Billy Boy in times like this, be
cause Clinton was the type of lead
er who comes around once every
generation. And he was the only
president to ever have to change
his last name from Clinton to
Clinton-gate.
No other countries had time to
worry about weapons of mass de
struction or tyrannical regimes.
Do you know why? Because they
were watching CNN, trying to get
the latest scoop on the soap opera
that was the Clinton administra
tion. That’s why our economy did
so well. Everyone in the world
was out buying TV Guide, just to
get a sneak peak at what would
happen to Bill next week.
“Bill has a close encounter
with Monica; Janet and Erskine
have an emotional reunion.
Hillary gives Bill some ground
rules about Monica, Gennifer and
Paula, and confides her true feel
ings to Al; Chelsea begins her
treatments. Kenneth makes Bill’s
life miserable.”
Now that’s great television.
Who needs “Days of Our Lives”
when you have Bill?
Bill was an ongoing Mardi
Gras parade, and the Oval Office
was Bourbon Street filled with
topless interns with a never-end
ing supply of beads. And how can
Bush compete with that? Bush is
the Eddie Haskell to Clinton’s
Vinny Bobarino.
Yes, Bush has done a good job
as president. He is a moral, com
petent leader who truly has a love
for our country and is showing
good leadership as we take steps
to win the war on terror. The one
thing he lacks is Clinton’s charis
ma, which can’t be bought or even
manufactured down at the
Crawford Ranch. It’s a wonder
that Bush hasn’t picked up on
some of the Clinton charisma.
That’s why Dubya goes to his
Texas ranch so much. They’re
still hosing some of the Clinton
charisma off the Oval Office walls.
But maybe jt’s just me.
Bristow is a fifth-year advertising
student.