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IN OUR OPINION |
A beautiful
waste of cash
The recently announced Five Points Beautification
project is already showing promise. The project will
not only beautify the area; it will also improve safety.
But while the city of Columbia plans to make some
vital changes, some of the expenses seem
unnecessary.
Intended changes include repairing sinkholes and
the sewage system and adding new lighting.
Increasing nighttime visibility in Five Points by
adding some mucn-neeoeo
lights will serve as a greater
crime deterrent. These safety
measures are appreciated,
especially considering the
number of students who
frequent the Five Points area.
But, though students who
frequent Five Points will no doubt appreciate the
extra lighting, the main purpose of this project is
beautification. The Vista, which has gone through
similar beautification renovations, is sustained, for
the most part, by area businessmen; Five Points,
however, is sustained, for the most part, by college
students. Its proximity to campus and its beer specials
are the major attractions for most USC students, not
grassy medians.
Considering current budget restrictions, the
expense of beautifying Five Points seems
unnecessary. Columbia and USC have both wasted
enough money on beautification projects. Perhaps
it’s time they turned their attention — and wallets —
to more important concerns.
Winners and Sinners
Considering
current budget
restrictions, the
expense of
beautifying Five
Points seems
unnecessary.
SCHOOL OF PUBLIC HEALTH Receives $2
million federal grant for new building. Does
anyone know where the old building is?
HOMECOMING Despite the controversy
! surrounding this year’s Homecoming, we
' salute those taking the time to participate.
SMALL-MARKET BASEBALL TEAMS Angels,
Twins and Athletics among those to make the
playoffs. Tell Bud Selig what he can “contract.”
PARKING Will be a “utopia” with addition of
1,000 spaces. Or so say the people with reserved
spots on central campus.
RANDY MOSS Vikings football player
apologizes to everyone but the police officer he
offended.
SONY Wants list of USC students who have
shared music files. You’ll never catch us alive,
coppers! We got our MP3s right here, see.
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GAMECOCK CORRECTIONS
In Monday’s story about university development, the campaign
brought USC’s endowment to an all-time high in part by bringing
in 70 gifts of at least $1 million each.
If you see an error in today’s paper, we want to know. E-mail us
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BEELERS
Good day, young Americans
TYLERJONES
GAMECOCKVIEWPOINTS@HOTMAIL.COM
Everyone can use a PR
agent - even terrorists.
I awoke at a disastrously early
hour Saturday morning in hopes
that I could revel in the world’s
second greatest international
sporting event: the Ryder Cup.
Of course, I would never be
smirch the character and gal
lantry of the World Cup—for it is
the greatest sporting tournament
on the planet — but for a washed
up golfer and foolish white man
like myself, the Ryder Cup is a
great chance to see men in turtle
necks buckle right before your
eyes. Some might call this a sadist
mentality. Call it what you will;
it’s pure joy, lads, so I set my alarm
clock for 8 a.m. and paid the price.
As I stepped out to scoop up
the morning paper, I noticed that
my neighbor was having a garage
sale. Being the thrifty consumer I
am and considering that we are
in the crusty bowels of a reces
sion, I thought I could find a deal.
Upon arrival, I noticed a stack
of books titled “The Road to
Peshawar,” “The 41st Hadith”
and “The Three Little
Terrorists.” Next to the books
were jet-black canisters with
biohazard signs spray painted in
a phosphorescent green.
“Good day, young American,
what can I sell you today?”
The phrase “young American”
struck me surprisingly as the
man’s phenotype, with his gold
hair and peach skin tone, was
similar to that of a Southern
Californian surfer. What made
matters worse was his
Midwestern accent.
“Excuse me?” I said in a grog
gy morning voice. “You have got
to be kidding me. Is this some
sort of ‘Candid Camera’ show, be
cause if it is...”
“No, I am with Hezbollah. We
are a highly funded terrorist or
ganization that is looking to
change our marketing strategy.”
“You’re what? Terrorists have
marketing strategies?”
“Oh yes. We even have a PR
firm that suggested the plastic
surgery and docile Kansas ac
cents. Now, would you like to
read some of our anti-American
literature, or perhaps you would
like some uranium?”
Brain-dead actors and pop mu
sicians throw the word surreal
around too often, but if ever it
needed to be used this was the
time. I simply turned around,
dragged my house shoes along the
sidewalk and contemplated which
agency to call. But as I opened my
door and reached for the phone, I
heard the low hum of a
Volkswagen Cabriolet bolting
down the street with a blond man
with a sack of uranium driving.
As I opened the newspaper and
turned on Ted Turner’s stream
ing news, I caught a glimpse of a
breaking story. According to the
report, America’s least favorite
son, John Walker Lindh, was do
ing more than fighting with the
Taliban; he’s been suspected of
having a homosexual relation
ship with an employer.
Surgically altered terrorists?
Gay terrorists? Suburban ter
rorists? Terrorists with strategic
marketing?
The wickedness of it all was
making the blood rush to the
front of my head, and here it
was 8:15 a.m., and I still had not
wiped all the crust and cold out
of my eyes. I felt like Kurtz with
bedroom slippers when all of a
sudden the phone rang. The
caller ID read “Rice,
Condoleezza” and so I ran,
bedroom slippers and all.
Jones is a graduate mass
communications student.
IN YOUR OPINION
Homecoming judging
is fair and unbiased
I read the article about the
National Association for the
Advancement of Colored
People’s concerns (“NAACP
argues over court finalists,”
Monday) over how few minor
ity students were in the final
round for this year’s USC
Homecoming king and queen.
I stopped by the Homecoming
office and talked to a few people
and here is what I found out:
This event is open to all stu
dents regardless of race, creed
or age, and there is no prefer
ence given to anyone belonging
to any group. The Student
Senate ruled that this is how
the king and queen should be
chosen (instead of the popular
ity contest it used to be, with a
good portion of the votes being
cast along racial lines).
Jerome Bryant, president of
USC’s NAACP chapter, thinks
“students who are not involved
with a fraternity or sorority
should be encouraged to par
ticipate.” What should we do?
Perhaps we should have every
one fill out these forms and se
lect 50 white non-Greek, 50
white Greek, 50 nonwhite non
Greek and 50 nonwhite Greek
candidates and tell them they
have volunteered to run for
Homecoming king and queen?
The application form for king
and queen asks for your name
(which is removed from the ap
plication when it goes through
the screening process), social se
curity number, age, sponsor,
phone number, address, e-mail,
and official grade point average.
There is no space asking for race
or religion. And here is where I
make my point — there should
not be a block to check off race.
Bryant seems to have for
gotten that this is a purely vol
untary competition. No one
was forced to apply for this
competition.
Students who do apply are
scrutinized by a panel of judges
and have their accomplishments
compared to others’. The most
qualified candidates are crowned
Homecoming king and queen.
They should really be crowned
USC students of the year.
If he wants to be sure there is
a better representation of non
whites and non-Greeks in next
year’s finalists, I suggest he ap
ply himself and convince sever
al of his friends to apply (there
were only 55 total applications
this year).
Mr. Bryant, you should be
asking all those who sign your
petition whether they applied
(and whether they were eligible)
to run for Homecoming king or
queen. Furthermore, you
should taking the petition to the
Student Senate, which set up
this policy, not to the
Homecoming Commission.
I found all of this in about
two hours, Mr. Bryant, so what
is your excuse for being so un
informed?
JIM GERRICK
FOURTH-YEAR HISTORY STUDENT
Student body voting
won’t solve problems
It’s always interesting to
note that the more things
change, the more they stay the
same.
I recently subscribed to The
Gamecock online after not see
ing a campus newspaper in a
few years and, not surprising
ly, once again, the issue of
Greeks and the Homecoming
queen is a headliner. Here is
some advice from the been
there, done that department:
To the non-Greeks who still
complain about the Greek domi
nance of Homecoming: Participate
and have fun. Enjoy and make the
most of your college experience.
It’ll be over before you know it,
and the Greeks won’t go away.
I was Greek, and I can tell you
why we had an advantage back in
my day. Greeks were organized,
well funded and large in member
ship numbers. We never waited for
anybody to program anything for
us. We ran our own activities, and
as a result, we were probably bet
ter prepared than some organiza
tions to mount projects such as
float building and Cockfest skits.
Look no further than the new
Greek village to see how resource
ful and motivated we can be.
To the National Association of
the Advancement of Colored
People regarding Homecoming
queen and king selection: It ap
pears the committee selection
method has replaced the voting
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voted. Non-Greeks, however, con
sistently complained that Greeks
won because of suspected block
voting for one candidate, even
though there was usually more
than one Greek on the ballot. I
think the black Homecoming
queen during those years was
Greek as well. I don’t have an an
swer, but keep in mind that,
while student body voting might
seem more fair, it carries its own
share of problems.
LEIGH GUNTER
use GRADUATE, 1987
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Living
in the
wake of
Napster
DAVID STAGG
GAMECOCKVIEWPOINTS@HOTMAIL.COM
To think that once, all it
took was a cootie shot.
I was young once. I lived in a
time when we had to walk to the
store to buy merchandise, when
we had to call our friends fronl a
telephone inside the house, when
I always had to get a circle and dot
to prevent me from being infect
ed with that vicious virus that
plagued elementary schools
around the nation.
But as I age, I have realized that
I am taking part in the evolution
of culture, the very change of eras
to the Information Age. My par
ents, having grown up in the
Noninformation Age (before it be
came the Lack-of-Reliable
Information Age that preceded the
As-Long-As Our-Hair-Stands-Up
We-Don t-Have-To Age), continu
ally reassured me. “At least you
don’t have to walk 30 miles in the
snow without shoes because ev
ery state in the nation had con- •
stant blizzards, including Arizona,
and had horrendously overpriced
shoe stores, not to mention ugly
shoes,” they would tell me. “And
while you’re at it, get a job that re
quires YOU to walk 30 miles, de
spite its actual distance, so that
you can tell your kids you had to
walk 30 miles to get to work.”
They have made me realize the
superiority of the epoch we live
in. The true genius of our culture
today lies in its ability to fully op
erate itself via remote means. You
no longer have to go to the store
to buy a CD — oh no! — you can
download it right to your com
puter without paying a cent.
Some people of little or no ,
knowledge of how the world
works, however, mainly the gov
ernment, have decided that this
practice should be illegal. The
children of the Information Age
(the dot-coms, the dotted-coms,
the circle-and-a-dot-coms, the pol
ka-dot-coms) were all forced to sell
their businesses in order to sal
vage any type of profit whatsoev
er. And still be home in time to
cook dinner for their mothers.
We all know who the first to fall
was: Jerry Springer. But the sec
ond was Napster. Before filters,
firewalls, government agencies,
communists or the New York
Yankees, you could download any
song you wanted without hassle.
But once Napster had fallen, the f
owners had to consult their effi
cient businessmen (by business
men, I mean college students with
cific room (by specific room, I
mean the bathroom) in their of
fice building (by office building, I
mean dorm rooms). The owners
were devoted entirely to continu
ally making money, despite being
shut down. “How can we contin
ually make money, despite being
shut down?” they would ask.
As Yogurt would say,
“Merchandising!” Which is ex
actly what they did. The Napster
moniker was worth something
now. They began selling every
thing: T-shirts, mugs, towels, le
gal documents, toothbrushes.
And now, Napster is even sell
ing its name. Who, you might ask,
would be interested in the rights
to Napster? You guessed it: pom. '
What doesn’t it have a handle on
(no pun intended) already? We get
the e-mails every day: “Teen love
awaits you,” “Remember me?” or
“I’m sorry I spilled your coffee on
your carpet, I will come over and
clean it for you. Naked. With a
vacuum cleaner.” Oh, the beauty
of our lives.
Oh well, what’s the worst that
could happen? I’m already pro
tected from cooties.
Stagg is a second-year media ar(s
and art studio student.