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A new idea
for parking
Complaints about campus parking are so
numerous, they’ve started to fall on deaf ears. But
creative solutions have been few and far between —
until now. One group of students is actually doing
something about it.
Members of Students Allied for a Greener Earth
are proposing bike lanes on streets that run through
campus, and they’ve made plans to talk to President
Andrew Sorensen about their
While SAGE’S idea. Sorensen is a cyclist, and
ideas are the idea might actually become
underdeveloped, reality With his support,
they have serious While SAGE’S ideas are
potential, underdeveloped, they have
serious potential. SAGE
members should continue to press for a more bike
friendly campus — but it’s going to take a lot of work
and time. The organization will need the support of
the administration and the city. Most of all, it will
need the support of students: Bike lanes will never
work if students still insist on driving everywhere.
SAGE must make a solid proposal that addresses
such questions as how to get support, what to do about
streets with side parking, how to fund the project and
whether the school or the city will be responsible for
it. Members must outline specific streets and prove
they’ve done their research to garner support.
Because parking is continually being removed from
the center of campus, and more changes are in store,
students are being forced to ride shuttles from
perimeter lots and garages. Cycling can be a solution—
SAGE members just have their work cut out for them.
Winners and Sinners
GAMECOCK DEFENSE Gave up only six
points to UGA. Unfortunately, the offense
gave up the other seven.
BUSINESS SCHOOL Once again ranked
No. 1. Darla remains bitter.
SAUDI ARABIA Allows U.S. to use military
bases to attack Iraq. Starbucks and AOL
Time Warner to follow suit.
FLORIDA ELECTIONS Two elections, nearly
two years apart, and you’re still counting.
Next election, voters are urged to write in
“Chad.”
SEC REFEREES Could prevent arm strains
if they just started to leave flags on ground.
LUDACRIS Getting no joy from Pepsi.
Rapper going on a venting tour to “hit” up
girls in every area code instead of Bill
O’Reilly.
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To my good friend, Dubya
EDRIN WILLIAMS
GAMECOCKVIEWPOINTS@HOTMAIL.COM
Having friends in high
places has its perks.
Dear GW,
This is your good buddy Ed. I
say “good buddy” because your
every action affects me, those I
care about and my future plans.
With all that influence, I figure I
have the right to call you buddy.
The truth is, however, you
don’t even know I exist, and you
reflect that shameful truth in
many of your actions. I won’t
waste your time or mine recol
lecting numerous past inconsid
erate actions, like November 2000
in Dade County, Fla. What I will
do is offer my advice on a issue
that is pressing as we speak.
Last I heard, you were press
ing the U.N. and our allies for
support to go and finish a fight
your father couldn’t finish a lit
tle over 10 years ago. Honestly,
G-dub, I think you should step
back and see the bigger picture.
My grandmother would say,
“you can’t see the fores because
you are too busy looking at the
trees,” and in your case, the trees
include cementing a more hon
orable place in history and avoid
ing the stigma of being the “ben
eficiary of the presidency.”
So, in order to raise your
stock, you are running around
begging for support in your effort
to “take jt to Saddam Hussein
once and for all.” How easy is
that? Everyone knows that if you
want to make yourself look like
a humanitarian and a war mas
termind, you can always pick on
‘ole Saddam.
So, unlike Carolina’s offense
on Saturday, you went with the
guarantee. It’s just like the loser
guys who can’t get any action
from regular or fine girls; they go
to the known trick because they
know they can get it easy. And
like the trick, Saddam has not
disappointed. He’s given you just
enough resistance so that you
and your sock puppets in the me
dia can blow this out of propor
tion. Just too easy!
Well, unlike the guy who gets
with the easy girl, G, I need you
to act smarter than you really
are.
Look at the facts. What is dif
ferent today than in 1991? First
of all, the country was a lot more
stable then. In the midst of a war
on terrorism, we continue to be
an unstable union. Look at the
charade that occurred last week
where three medical students of
middle-eastern descent were de
tained for 17 hours by federal of
ficers based on the account of one
woman at Shoney’s. Profiling
and prejudice against this group
of people is at an all-time high. I
empathize with the innocent be
cause, unlike many of my read
ers, I have been subjected to pro
filing.
Not to stray to far off subject, I
believe that the economy is an
other major difference. We are in
the midst of a depressing eco
nomic downturn. Any war is ex
pensive, but a war using chemi
cal and biological warfare could
prove detrimental to financial re
covery in the coming months.
Last, but perhaps of most im
portance, we have little support
from other countries. That alone
should make you think twice
about your actions. If we are as
justified as you say, why are so
few nations backing us?
GW, as a close friend, I ask you
to think about this. This country
is seemingly head and shoulders
above most other nations. We
pride ourselves on the tenets of
life, liberty and justice for all. But
much of that statement is blem
ished. The life and liberty we
hold so dear are often at the ex
pense of citizens of countries that
happen to be under control of bad
leaders. The justice we boast
about is restricted to those who
can afford it or those who look
most like the lawmakers and en
forcers.
I could write for hours about
the wrongs that need to be cor
rected in this country before we
try and clean up another, but it’s
late and I have to study for my ed
ucational psychology exam. You
see, I’ve found a means of civiliz
ing people that does not include
air strikes while they sleep.
I want to be a professor.
Please write back.
Edrin
Williams is a fourth-year African
American studies student.
IN YOUR OPINION
U.S. abusing global
governing powers
The U.S. has always had
somewhat of a moral advantage
in world affairs. The U.S.
leaned toward democracy and
human rights and against ag
gressors. But that advantage is
now being wasted.
The CIA taught torture in
Latin America and other
places. When Iraq was busy
gassing the Iranians, the U.S.
was silent. When the U.S. res
cued Kuwait, they restored a
dictatorship rather than create
a democracy.
In the fight against al-Qaida,
the U.S. does not treat their
prisoners as prisoners of war,
nor as criminals. Rather, they
keep them blinded in open-air
mesh kennels in Cuba. They
prevent access by their con
sular officials or lawyers. This
is all contrary to the Geneva
Convention and other interna
tional law.
The only white American al
Qaida caught in Afghanistan
was convicted in criminal
court in the U.S. But non
white Americans and citizens
of Sweden, Canada, Britain,
Pakistan, Afghanistan and
others are just housed like
dogs.
Now, the U.S. is demanding
Iraq adhere to U.N. resolutions
on threat of invasion. But they
don’t insist on the same com
pliance for Israel, that is vio
lating more U.N. resolutions
than Iraq and already has nu
clear weapons.
Power has never been so
naked.
Isn’t it time for the U.S. to fol
low its own Constitution? Isn’t
it time for the U.S. to regain the
moral high ground as well as
the military high ground?
Isn’t it time for the only su
perpower to become a law-abid
ing member of the world com
munity?
Or will the U.S. continue to
make enemies until the whole
world is against them?
TOM TROTTIER
OTTAWA, CANADA
USC shouldn’t be
so quick to tow
I’m a part-time transfer stu
dent here at USC. The other day
my car was towed from the
Coliseum parking lot. It cost me
$130.
The USC police said that my
car was parked illegally. First
of all, there were several other
cars that were parked illegally
as well. I’m paying $700 a class
here, so I feel that students
should receive adequate park
ing. I also feel that faculty mem
bers should receive assigned
parking.
I’m going speak my mind as
much as possible about the USC
police towing my car and about
the parking problems at USC.
Why does the college wait un
til the fall term to start construc
tion at the Coliseum? I’m going
to write a letter to the parking
services office and complain to
them and try to get my money
back.
If the students and facultly
were not here, no one else here
would have jobs. Yet they can’t
provide students and faculty with
fair parking.
I feel that the USC police could
have at least have put a parking
and towing notice on my car. I did
receive help from a graduate as
sistant in the HRTM office. He let
me use the phone and gave me the
phone number for the USC police
as well.
I don’t know what this GA’s
name was, but thanks for your
help. At least you care about stu
dents and don’t get your kicks
from having a student’s car
towed.
To all USC students and facul
ty: stand up for yourself and if
you get a ticket, at least try to
fight it and complain to parking
services.
EDWARD BRECHT
SECOND-YEAR HOTEL, RESTAURANT it
TOURISM MANAGEMENT STUDENT
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Dark
days for
football,
politics
TYLERJONES
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Honda fans are as odd
as the rest of the state.
The pain was low as I felt the
gravity of what had happened. I
knew I had a long walk through a
muddy and depressed fairground
with nothing but the vision of that
ball bouncing off Andrew
Pinnock’s hands.
As I passed through the maze
of SUV’s and discarded barbeque,
I saw my reflection in the tint of
the windows and thought not of
my own disappointment, but of
the money that drifted out of
Andrew’s hands, as everyone
from Jerry Jones to Ryan Leaf
was sure to see the fumble on na
tional television.
“Tough loss, kid,” a gravelly
voice echoed from a huge orange
Winnebago. “How about some
Wild Turkey, soften the blow?”
It was true. My nerves were
raw and my esteem was as non
existent as the Democratic Party.
Whiskey was just what I needed,
so I walked into the stranger’s
home-with-wheels and saddled ud
to a bar with alligator skin for a
surface top. There were naked pic
tures of Steve Spurrier and auto
graphed glossies of Danny
Wuerffel and Emmitt Smith cov
ering the walls.
My hosts were both decked in
the most garish outfits imaginable:
electric orange overalls and neon
blue shirts with hats that looked
like stuffed animal alligators.
“Are you gentlemen Florida
fans?”
“Sure are, son,” the large one
replied, “We hate Georgia so
much that we travel up heres to
see them Dawgs get beat.”
“Actually, we are just trying to
get the hell out of Florida. The
state is a mess,” replied the
younger man, who was obvious
ly more intelligent.
Buster, the horizontally im
posing one, opened a third bottle
of whiskey and I began to think of
why running from Florida wasn’t
such a bad idea.
Politics is a cruel sport —
much crueler than football. Jeb
Bush is a virtual lock to take the
throne in 2008 and no one will stop
him — not even his crack-addled
daughter Noelle, who celebrated
Sept. 11 in jail after her third bust
this year. It is fitting in a way that
the Governor can’t raise his own
spoiled princess, especially in a
state that has over 750 missing
children roaming the retirement
communities ui nuing witn
Noelle in South Beach.
In fact, the only thing right
with Florida is the weather, and
much of that is spoiled by the
sight of an unemployed and de
feated Janet Reno sunbathing on
heavily populated beaches.
Yes, Mr. Reno was beaten by
Vietnam war hero, Billy McBride,
in a disputed election for the
Democratic nomination in the
race for Governor. Despite a $30
million upgrade in the voting
booth machinery, Florida botched
it again and Reno is still sitting by
the phone waiting for A1 Gore to
call and say “I know how ya feel.”
As I stumbled out of the “Gator
Wagon,” the anguish of defeat had
subsided and the madness of the
world had once again returned to
my brain, hot with drink. I began
to fear the realization that
Florida’s incompetency would be
coming to a theatre near you.
Jeb Bush and his crack-smok
ing daughter sitting in the ivory
towers of Washington by the
decade’s end was a menacing im
age. So I turned around, jumped
back in the Gator Wagon and said,
“Who’s game for Mexico?”
Jones is a graduate student in the
College of Journalism and Mass
Communications.