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MOVIE REVIEW.
Crikey! Irwin wrestles out surprisingly funny flick
THE CROCODILE HUNTER:
COLLISION COURSE
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★★★★ out of ☆☆☆☆☆
BY TUG BAKER
THE GAMECOCK
I liked the Crocodile Dundee
movies of the 80s. I’ll admit it.
Paul Hogan and his Outback ways
were part of my generation’s
childhood. Looking back on them
now, they seem silly and hokey, but
they still manage to capture some
of the pop culture limelight. After
all, Hogan was the man who
introduced the majority of
Americans to the catch phrases,
“G’day, mate” and “That’s not a
knife; this is a knife.”
For the children of the new
millennium, there is a new Aussie
hero on the horizon. (Well,
actually, he’s on the Animal Planet
channel.) He is the famed
Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, and
he’s here to teach America
wonderful new catch phrases such
as “Crikey!” Steve and his wife
Terri are the television sensations
who delight audiences with then
dangerous missions of animal
preservation. That’s right, animal
preservation.
If you don’t already know
anything about the Crocodile
Hunter, then “Crocodile Hunter:
Collision Course” may not be for
you. However, if you have found
yourself flipping through the
channels and being intrigued by
this seemingly mad fellow who
likes to hold venomous snakes and
talk about them while they try to
kill him, then you will get quite a
few chuckles out of the film
version.
There are really two plots at
work in this movie. The first is
pretty much another episode of
the Crocodile Hunter TV show.
Steve, Terri and their dog Sue, who
apparently is 30 years old, are
traveling through Australia
rescuing animals for study or
preservation. Along the way, Steve
wrestles with crocs, plays with
snakes and does all sorts of things
that seem ludicrous to any normal
person, which adds to the element
of danger that makes the show so
appealing.
The second plot is completely
ridiculous and could have been
better written by a six-year-old. It
involves two warring CIA
departments searching for the
black box of a downed intelligence
satellite. The box has landed,
predictably, in Australia and has
been swallowed by the same
crocodile that Steve and Terri are
trying to relocate to another river
system.
These two separate plot lines.
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Steve Irwin, seen on right, battles crocodiles and the CIA in his first major motion picture.
fumble along for the first half of
the movie, but it’s when they
finally meet that makes this movie
worth the while. It seems as
though the world of military
intelligence and the world of Steve
Irwin can’t make sense of each
other.
The CIA discovers that all of
Steve’s “wildlife” trips to other
countries have coincided with
political coups, and they brand
him as a political terrorist. Steve,
meanwhile, thinks that the CIA
agents chasing after him are
“poachers.” This leads to some of
the best moments in the film
where Steve is fighting CIA agents
with guns and treating them as
though they are dangerous
♦ CROCODILE, SEE PAGE 8
CD REVIEW
‘The Weekend’proves band is emopunk trendsetter
THE WEEKEND EP
Hey Mercedes
★ ★★★ OUtOf
BY WILLIAM MILLS
THE GAMECOCK
Veterans of the emo punk scene
Hey Mercedes are throwing another
scrap to their ravenous fans. These
Milwaukee rockers released another
EP on July 16 called “The Weekend.”
The album has two previously
released songs, two songs that have
never seen the light of day and a
hidden track. “The Weekend” is a
follow-up to their first and only full
length album, “Everynight Fire
Works,” which hit the streets last
year.
Any album from these founding
fathers of emotional punk rock is
sure to tug at every available
heartstring. Robert Nanna’s
personail and powerful vocals sail
above a sea of angular guitar work
and well-placed breaks.
“Our Weekend Starts on
Wednesday” is a perfect example of
this style but an all too prevalent
one. This song has appeared on
three different CDs: “The Weekend,”
“Everynight Fire Works,” and the
Vagrant Records compilation
“Another Year on the Streets” Vol. 2.
The band has only been
together a very short time, and
they are already one of Vagrant
Records’ most favored bands, right
behind Dashboard Confessional.
Hey Mercedes got its start in
2000, making them a relatively new
band. However, three out of four of
the members were previously with
Braid, one of the most prolific
pioneers of the post-emo indie
rock scene.
Braid was busier than the
average band with constant
touring and frequent new releases
that had well over the normal 12
song format. Braid survived in the
underground for six years until
1999, but Nanna, Damon Atkinson
and Todd Bell picked up their
instruments in 2000 and formed
Hey Mercedes.
This time around, they are
taking a more relaxed approach to
songwriting and touring. While
they might not produce as much
material, they are less likely to get
burned out and more likely to keep
kicking out records until 2010.
Hey Mercedes also has the
advantage of production assistance .
from J, Robbins, the singer from ;
Burning Airlines and one of the 2
more infamous names in punk rock.
“The Weekend” EP is
something to keep Hey Mercedes
fans at bay until their next full
length release but, more
importantly, it’s a chance for those
just getting turned on to this genrf
to earn some merit badges. Hey
Mercedes isn’t riding a trend; it
helped create one.
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