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10. Make him find a place to park.
9. Squirrel attack!
8. Dodge dump trucks and other
heavy machinery when crossing
Sumter Street.
7. Late-night fire alarms.
6. Ankit Patel tries to get Board of
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5. Stand in line for Georgia and
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4. Make late bid for U.S. Senate
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- 3.Get lost in the catacombs of
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2. Put "Clemson sucks!" sticker
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1. Throw him off the Horseshoe
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A regretful letter to my younger brother
JAY COOPER
GAMECOCKVIEWPOINTS@HOTMAIL.COM
Cooper sends words home
bemoaning his summer.
Dear Little Brother,
So I almost drowned when I got
your last letter. I fell into the baby
pool. Well, it's not really a baby pool
because my roommate and I just use
it to try and stay cool. It's like 1000
degrees here. We had to move it
around back because the Powerpuff
Girls are on it. My roommate didn't
want to buy it at first, but it was the
only kind they had at Wal-Mart. I
told him it was okay because “The
Powerpuff Girls” isn't really a kid
show. It’s got this deeper meaning
that you can only get if you're a re
ally smart Gen-Xer who knows
about politics and the environment
and stuff.
So, now he's really mad at me, but
it's not my fault that the girls in the
apartment above ours don't know
about the show. Last weekend they
saw us out in front of the building
in the pool. They started laughing
and throwing empty beer cans and
stuff at us, and then everyone in the
building was there. It's a good thing
I was wearing my goggles because
I got hit with half a taco that could
have taken out my eye.
I'm starting to rethink my deci
sion to stay in Columbia and work
on a job this summer. I work in a
small office with five women who
are all older than 40 and each must
weigh over 400 pounds. They do
nothing but play Solitaire on their
computers and talk about what they
would each say if Randy Travis
walked through the door. The
things they say make me want to
call Randy Travis and tell him to
stay away from Columbia forever
just on the chance that he might
need to come into the Riverside
Travel Agency. I know he probably
wouldn't need to, but somebody
should warn him anyway. Also, for
some reason, they don't have Mine
Sweeper on the computers, and I
refuse to play Solitaire. I hope your
job is much better than mine.
I thought meeting a girl would be
easy in the summer. You know how
they like the idea of summer ro
mance. I figured if I met one I could
take her on a picnic and then out in
a rowboat if I could figure out where
to get a rowboat. So far the only
women I ever talk to on a regular ba
sis are from work, and one of them
would definitely sink any rowboat
you could get. Some of the girls in
my building seemed okay at first,
but then there was that whole baby
pool thing. I go out on the weekends
sometimes, but that's when you re
ally have to be careful. It's like all
the creepy people in Columbia wait
until school is out to go downtown.
I have to stop writing now be
cause the girls are back from lunch
and they want to use the break room
to watch their soap opera. It's the
one where the midget turns into a
doll whenever anybody comes
around. That show makes me want
to puke. I’d even watch “The
Powerpuff Girls” over that.
Your Big Brother
Cooper is a 4th-year english
student.
Student upset with
Board’s increase
I am really pissed off with the
Board of Trustees at USC. The
"gestapo," as I like to refer to
them, seems to not give a rat's ass
about USC students and is only
interested in the business side of
our university Those ass clowns
go and raise tuition by 17 percent
because they state that they are
starving for cash to fund the uni
versity.
Oh ok, that makes sense, ex
cept for the fact that they just de
cided to go blow a few million
bucks on a new arena and health
center, neither of which were tru
ly needed. But the tuition issue
isn't the only example of how the
board screws us. On top of build
ing multi-million dollar buildings
at a time where we are deprived
of funds, they decided to let our
parking complaints fall on deaf
ears, and decided, "Hey, lets spend
thousands on planting trees and
stuff. Screw parking!"
They don’t quite understand
that this is an urban campus. If
I rode my horse to class then I
would love some green grass but,
in the meantime, I'll be using my
IN YOUR OPINION
/
car so quit the whole bs of green
space and let's get some parking.
My whole beef with the Board of
Trustees is that they don't think
before they act.
I mean they actually have the
nerve to sit there and say they
doubt it will really be a burden for
us because it's only a thousand
dollars more per year.
I pray one of them would come
watch a student work two or even
three jobs for a summer hauling
trash, serving food, etc so they can
put themselves through school.
Then turn around and say "Oh, it
can't be that much of a burden."
To do so is flat out wrong.
If they want to lend me a thou
sand bucks so I won't have to go
get a third job this summer then
go ahead and raise the tuition all
you want.
I mean come on guys ... it's
only a grand it can’t be that much
of a burden, right?
WILLIAM CRAWFORD
SECOND-YEAR BUSINESS STUDENT
Sanford showed
“class?”
"I took time out of my day specif
ically not to vote for Peeler," said
Erica Russell, a 22-year-old college
student from Irmo. "I don't think he
showed any class."
This quote appeared in an article
in The State entitled Peeler's tactics
a key to Sanford's victory.
I am shocked and saddened when
I read about a voter making such a
purely emotional and irresponsible
decision.
The Peeler ads might have been
off-color and tasteless, but they were
true. Sanford is not the conserva
tive leader this state needs.
Sanford might have showed
"class.”
If he becomes governor, that
"class" won't mean a thing.
Leadership, principles, values, and
integrity are what are important.
Sanford hasn't shown us these qual
ities. Peeler has.
VICTOR T. WRIGHT
GRAXITEYILLE. SC
Single mother upset
by tuition increase
I am a single mom and a full-time
student, and I also work part-time
in the College of Education so, yes,
the tuition increase is a big burden
on me. I have heard and seen the ef
fects of the budget cuts within the
college, but I want to know: Where
does our tuition go?
I also see all of the construction
around campus and the talk of even
more. Where does all of that mon
ey come from? The students pay for
parking that at many times is not
available, we pay activities fees but
we are not guaranteed a ticket to all
events, and we pay technology fees
but still have to pay for printing. So,
I just want to know where that high
dollar tuition is going?
KIMBERLY MORGAN
■SENIOR PSYCHOLOGY MAJOR
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