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CROSSWORD
ACROSS
1 Bub
4 Partner
10 Beatty and
Rorem
14 Ring king
15 Space telescope
16 Gossip tidbit
17 Predispositions
19 Waikiki feast
20 New England
cape
21 Discontinuing
23 Piccadilly fool
25 Mob members
28 Come in first
29 Sorts
30 Small amounts
34 New England
cape
35 Questionable
36 Tropical fruit
37 Muckraker
Tarbell
38 Splattered
40 Hack
41 The wink of an
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43 Connery or
Lerinuii
45 l^deniTens 7 ;»s Solutions
47 Sockeind «&»'"
48 Wen, off course
50 Harbor vessels ° Ornamental
51 Scrutiny 11 °r"?mental
** o,U"hJem°Ve<3 12 School official
56 Neutral 13 Self-sa1isfied
62 Make eves at 18 Speck .
82 22 Girlfriend of
638^L°rd°g' ..Theseus
fia r££ 23 Mark and
64 Caustic Shania
66 fnnk'fntpntlv 24 — of °PP°r,unity
25 Long gun
67 MndH nn d 26 Skinny
67 27 Homeric epic
response 29 Fates
down 31 !ia"rtaikative
1 Sole cleaner „„ ?a" ® ra-Wo 46 Claws 57 Journalist
2 Stout cousin 32 £™P^ 49 Scope Hentoff
3 Taf, Museum city „ Pl?n9,hr„ch 50 Chasing game 58 Stupefied state
4 Storage building 33 Pa'n’Prcush 51 Skinny 59 Harper or Spike
5 Attila the „„ choices 52 Rjm 60 Storm center
6 Alphabet 36 StLibble 53 Function 61 Some on the
" ooemnq 39 !*?tPls place 54 Fixed in place Somme
opening 42 underwriter
HOROSCOPES
TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (Jan. 14).
You’ve had to claw your way
up the ladder, working long
hours for low wages. This
year, you’ll be paid well for
what you do.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Friends are what it’s all
about. That will become clear
when your friends come
through.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Better settle down and take
care of business. Too much
frivolity costs you money.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21)
You’re traveling this week or
you wish you were. The best
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adventures start with good
ideas.
CANCER (June 22-July 22) The
pile of problems you’re facing
is daunting, but don’t lose
faith.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) You need
to have a long talk with a
technical expert. They an help.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) The
mountain of paperwork you
face is downright intimidating.
Trash it, but scan first.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct 22) Your
weekend project should be
just about finished. Going
back to work could be like a
vacation by comparison.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
You’re still in a secretive mood,
and this is just as it should be.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Money and education are two
of the major themes in your
life right now.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
You’re getting back into the
harness, settling in for Work
out a routine.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Go
ahead and launch your projects
now. Your odds of succeeding
are great. Don’t wait'
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Get
started on the tough job
you’ve been putting off.
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