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IN OUR OPINION
SDIC should
have a heart
It’s a shame that few people know about the
treasure housed at the center of USC’s campus.
McKissick Museum — showcase of folk culture,
nationally renowned institution, chest of the
university’s treasures — is crippled by campus
indifference and ignorance, but it’s an apathy the
museum has helped to create.
For the Strategic Directives and Initiatives
Committee, which seems to have a new bad idea
every week, the solution to McKissick’s lagging
attendance is ui Kin uie
museum. To do so would be a
mistake that would strike a
crippling blow to the cultural
life of the Midlands.
Why the museum even found
itself under the budget cut ax
is a mystery. Though the
McKissick needs
to show students
and the SDIC that
it deserves its
place at the center
of campus.
SDIC’s mission is supposedly to make the university
more efficient, it was largely created to deal with the
looming threat of budget cuts. McKissick’s share of
the budget, $650,000, is a pittance compared to what
USC must cut.
The museum isn’t an empty cavern with glorified
science projects on display. It’s a nationally recognized
museum that shares some items with the Smithsonian.
It’s a teaching museum, and it’s not unlike museums
supported by every member of the Association of
American Universities, which USC aspires to join.
But McKissick must make itself useful if it wants to
survive. It’s ridiculous that it’s almost unknown
among USC’s undergraduates.
To attract students, McKissick must have enticing
exhibits and undertake a massive PR campaign. To
simply have banners on its front porch doesn’t count
as reaching out; to have vibrant displays around
campus does. -
The administrators seem to believe that only
research dollars and scientific experimentation will
get USC into the AAU. They’re wrong. To become one
of America’s finest universities, USC must prove
itself equally sensitive to the cultural side of
education, the side that excites the heart instead of
the mind.
But McKissick must earn its location at the center
of campus. To do that, it must capture our
imaginations and make us wonder why its survival
was ever in doubt.
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The shredding of the mind
TAYLOR MARSHALL
GREEN
TAYLORM_G@HOTMAIL.COM
What’s more unethical:
cloning or ignoring such
diseases as Alzheimer’s?
Vernon’s Christmas tree was
beautiful. He had his children
and grandchildren over to
decorate it with aluminum
balls, crystal angels and
Styrofoam snow cones. It was
impressive, and when I walked
into the his house, I
immediately let him know.
It was then that I saw his wife
asleep on their thick, burgundy
upholstered couch. She woke
and used my handshake as a
tool to pull herself from the sofa
like a crane lifting one end of a
four-ton rod of steel.
Over this Thanksgiving, my
father had done a good job of
warning me about Vernon’s
wife’s condition. She slept often
and remembered nothing. She
has Alzheimer’s disease — a
numan computer turnea on ana
on without RAM or ROM.
Vernon couldn’t travel from
Traveler’s Rest, S.C., to Largo,
Fla., on vacation anymore.
Now, the irreversible
neurological disorder and old
age scheduled his day, starting
in the wee morning hours.
Lunch was at 9 a.m., dinner at
1:30 p.m. The rest of the day, he
would wash his wife’s hair, feed
the horse, take care of any
trespassing leaves, lift
dumbbells, tell his wife about
yesterday and retire by 8 p.m.
My father and I flanked the
sofa that Vernon’s wife rose
from. She had moved to her
matching leather recliner
sitting opposite Vernon’s. We
began the visit by harping
atiout their decorated conifer,
then Vernon went into
flavorable detail about the
fantastic turkey supper his
family had prepared. Then it
was my father’s turn to brag
about our festivities.
Vernon’s wife sat
dumbfounded, her memory
shredded by Alzheimer’s; it left
nothing hut the idea of
Thanksgiving.
“Oh, when was
Thanksgiving, Vernon?”
“Two days ago.”
“How was it?”
“It was great. It happened
two days ago. Remember, dear?
Pam brought over that turkey
and her tree clippings? We
cooked it up jus’ fine.”
“If you say so.”
I was floored.
*****
So they’re cloning human
embryos that are almost certain
to help in the war against
diseases like Parkinson’s and
Alzheimer’s. And along with this
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cynics. Human cloning is a hot
topic now, and people are taking
sides like a team-dodgeball game.
There are those who say it’s
ethically wrong to clone
humans. Most Catholics,
Atheists, Republicans and
Democrats are against it. Just
tonight I heard a paraplegic
woman on television say she
considers it “farming humans.”
Hey, they’re right. It’s scary
enough to watch those
adolescent twins from Full
House prance around junior
high school. And we wouldn’t
want Maurice Bessinger
refinancing his home for a
synthetic offspring who would
continue to “defend” his “proud
heritage.”
Think about the donee. I
recall from middle school the
insult that could send the most
sexually secure bully into a
frenzy: “Kiss my butt, you test
tube baby!”
Think about the ridicule this
cloned individual would have to
endure. He or she would be fair
game for taunts, warranted or
not. How could anyone expect
this person to make it through
life without depression, trauma
or suicidal thoughts?
As a nation and planet, we
are moving ahead; there’s no
stopping or questioning it.
Sooner or later, you’re going to
be speaking to “Ma” in
Vermont on your wrist. You’ll
be faxing resumes to the
company via jock strap, and
you’ll be telling your kids to
buckle up because of
atmospheric turbulence.
Hopefully, you’ll be sprinkling
cancer vaccines on your child’s
applesauce.
But like most life advances,
sacrifice blazes the trail for
innovation.
President George W. Bush
says it’s unethical to create and
extinguish life for the sole
purpose of saving life. Hey,
what about condoning our men
and women to fight and die for
the lives who perished on Sept.
11,2001? Is that as unethical?
*****
My father told me Vernon
did all the housework. He said
there were mornings when the
two wake and she immediately
asks what the man is doing in
her bed. Why is he sleeping next
to her? Who is he?
“I’m your husband. My name
is Vernon, and we’ve been
married for years. Would you
like me to show you pictures?”
My father told me that some
mornings they sit in their
bedroom and Vernon presents
wedding pictures to convince her.
My father and I only stayed
for 20 minutes. I told Vernon
and his wife how much I
appreciated their hospitality
and I hoped their Christmas
tree had many gifts underneath
it this year. Vernon’s wife’s
great broad smile warmed me.
When my father and I were
pulling away from the home I
asked how I could help her. He
told me only time would tell and
Vernon’s patience and loyalty
were therapeutic. It was then I
rhetorically asked myself if she
still remembered my name.
IN YOUR OPINION
Adderall: One USC
undergrad’s story
I am writing in response to
the article discussing
Adderall and Ritalin. I was put
on Adderall three years ago,
about the time I was entering
college, and I have found it to
have an absolutely amazing
effect when it comes to
focusing and memorizing and
all-around, general studying.
I can see how students
could want to abuse this drug,
but when Ms. Lee says,
“Anybody who takes it and •
gets hyped up doesn’t need it,”
I would have to disagree. For
one thing, when I started
taking Adderall, it was for
depression. I was diagnosed
by a doctor, who prescribed it
to me to help me focus.
From the very first day I
took it, the biggest thing I
noticed was how I felt that I
had endless amounts of
energy. I had trouble sitting
still at my desk, it made me
unconsciously grind my teeth
and made me so jittery and
talkative that I would be up till
4 or 5 a.m., unable to sleep.
Once I learned to channel all
this abounding energy into
productive study time, the
outcome was wonderful.
I don’t believe it’s in any
way possible to take Adderall
and not feel very similar to
what I have described. My
mother also is prescribed
Adderall, and I know for a fact
it does the same thing to her.
I don’t take Adderall like I
used to.
For one thing, the energy
boost tends to disappear after
consistent use, but will
reappear if you stop taking it
for only day and then return
to taking it. I now only take it
when I absolutely have to
(such as studying for a test or
on a day that I have a
presentation to do.)
Last year, I had friends
come to me and ask for a
single 30mg pill to take before
big tests, and I even had
someone I don’t know tell a
friend of mind that they would
give me $10 for a single pill.
I refused the transactions, but
the fact of the matter is that these
drugs are in high demand on
college campuses because of
their benefits. As much as I do
need to take Adderall, I could
honestly say that I think anyone
out there could take Adderall and
feel the exact way it makes me
feel and could reap the benefits
just as I do, prescribed or not.
The “hype” it gives is exactly
what the drug is intended to do. I
can't imagine any other reason
to take it.
SARAH GRAY
THIRD-YEAR STUDENT.
COLLEGE OF LIBERAL ARTS
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I had
WOST
wrong
PHIL WATSON
WATSONPHIL@YAHOO.COM
I love higher education
in the '00s, especially
when it involves breasts.
One of my friends is in
Women’s Studies 113, aka WOST.
Despite what you might have
heard earlier, I’m not a WOST
kind of guy.
Like Charles Prashaw said
last week, if you’re a guy in a
WOST class, the best way to get a
good grade is to say all men suck.
I’ve never taken a WOST class
and don’t plan on taking one. I
usually prefer classes about war,
bowling, racquetball and such.
But then my friend taking
WOST 113 tells me one of her
assignments. The students had
to feel their breasts and write a
journal about it. That’s my kind
of education. I can’t imagine a
better course to take than one
with a class full of girls playing
with their breasts and then
telling about it. I’d love to read
some of the journal entries. I bet
they would be interesting.
Unfortunately, it wasn’t an in
class assignment. It would have
rocked if it was. It would have
been even better if the girls
worked in groups for the oroiect.
I would have loved to watch the
educational process at work.
My friend said there are no
guys in the class. What if there
were? Would the guys get teamed
with girls because the guys have
an obvious disadvantage when it
comes to feeling their own breasts?
I told my friend I don’t
support academic dishonesty,
but if she was too busy to do the
assignment, I could do the
research and write the journal
for her. She politely declined.
She’s probably right; I don’t
think I could write a paper about
feeling breasts without being a
little bit subjective. It would have
been a dam good paper, though. I
would have pulled out all the
stops to write a masterpiece.
My friend, whose identity will
be kept a secret (unless you ask
me), said she didn’t understand
why guys like breasts so much. I
told her it was a mystery, like the
fate of D.B. Cooper or the reason
Rosie O’Donnell isn’t dead yet.
She said she ought to do her
senior thesis on why guys like
breasts so much. I again told her
I would help her do the research,
even though the research
process might be a little sketchy.
I would probably take that
WOST class for a humanities
requirement or something if the
professor made it all about girls
playing with their breasts. It
would be like Girls Gone Wild for
course credit, only without the
booze. Hopefully, video cameras
would be optional. Of course, the
Class W0U1U only lULua un pis
playing with their breasts,
because guys playing with their
breasts would just be disturbing.
I ought to help tutor well
endowed girls who are having
trouble in WOST113.1 usually do
well in classes that involve
writing. Let me know, ladies.
I told my frieiid to tell me if
the class reads the breast
journals out loud. I’d like to sit in
on that class and listen. I’d
probably get kicked out halfway
through the class for laughing or
something. I haven’t changed
much since junior high in that
aspect. Besides, I doubt I’d be
welcome in that class, especially
after writing this column.
The bottom line, folks, is that I
really like female breasts. Good
luck with these last two weeks,
and remember, ladies, I’m here
to help if you’re struggling with (
those journals.