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4 THE GAMECOCK ♦ Monday, November 19, 2001
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THE LEADER
Missed photo
opportunity
This week, The Gamecock was shown another
example of just where the student body ranks in
importance, this time by the Athletics Department.
With a daily readership of more than 14,000, we
strive to bring you coverage of the most important
events at USC. In the case of football games, this
means photos and stories that tell the tale of our
victories and defeats. This week, while many news
outlets covered the sidelines with more
photographers than usual, The Gamecock was
granted only one pass, instead of its normal allotment
of two. A hand-delivered letter to USC’s sports
information director stating the many reasons we
needed another pass went without acknowledgment.
Being the student newspaper and receiving less
access than other newspapers is bad enough. Being
tlat-out ignored by the person
whose job it is to deal with media
is despicable. Could this be a
punishment for our columns and
editorials regarding the student
ticket distribution system? We
hope this is not the case; for that
. would send a horrible message
regarding the value of free speech at this university.
So what does this mean to our readers? Quite
simply, when we’re cut out of the picture, you’re cut
out of the picture. The Athletics Department relies
on you to be present in the stands to cheer on the
team. But when it comes to reading about or seeing
photos of the game, they’d prefer you be required to
turn somewhere other than your own newspaper.
The Gamecock acts as both an advocate for
students and as a forum through which the student
body can express their opinions on anything from
parking to budget cuts to, yes, even USC’s ticket
distribution process. If gaining access to press passes
means currying favors with the Athletics
Department and closing down the one outlet of
expression for USC students, then we’ll continue to
get by with what we have.
One thing is for certain: We’re student media.
When we — and the student body—are getting
cheated, we won’t be silent.
H . .
Cutting photo
press passes for
The Gamecock
shows a disdain
for students in
general.
GAMECOCK CORRECTIONS
The photograph at the bottom left of the Habitat for Humanity
package should have been attributed to Candi Hauglum. The
Gamecock regrets the error.
If you see an error in today’s paper, we want to know. Write us
at gamecockviewpoints@hotmail.com.
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COURTESY COLLEGE PRESS EXCHANGE
Thefive easiest classes at USC
CHARLES PRASHAW
CPRASHAW@YAHOO.COM
A list of classes that
will help any slacker
breeze to a high GPA.
It’s that time of the semester
again, the online registration
time of year. Or as most
students like to call it, “the time
of year when you find out that
every class you need for next
semester is full.” Don’t fret it,
don’t even worry about it,
Chuck is here for ya.
Surprisingly, this time I’m
going to stop being a butthole,
as a few letter-to-the-editor
authors have pointed out, and
try to help my fellow students.
Here is my grand advice, for
all it’s worth: Take easy classes.
I haven’t done much scientific
research on the subject, but it
has been pointed out to me that
there is a direct correlation
between an easy class load and
a better GPA. Isn’t that why you
came to college in the first
place? For your lazy butt to
skate by on easy classes and
graduate with a good GPA with
the least amount of effort. Then
when you do graduate you will
probably learn most of the stuff
you really need to know on the
job. Isn’t that how it really
works? The diploma is just a
rubber stamp. I probably won’t
use in the real world 90 percent
of the stuff that I learn in class.
Anyway, for all the slackers
out there I have comprised a list
of the five easiest classes at USC
that I’ve experienced and that a
few other people have told me
about.
1) UNIV 101. This is by far
the easiest class at USC. Here is
why: Basically you are
supposed to learn where things
are at USC, and how they
operate here, something that
the stupidest kid in college can
figure out. The hardest thing
you might have to do is write a
paper for this class. Actually
the class is pretty much useless,
and I wish they would drop it
irom me cumcuiura. uuwu
sides: It doesn’t count toward
your major, something no one
tells you till later; the sex
education movie you have to
watch is gross; and you will
probably leave the class with no
new knowledge about anything.
2) JOUR 201. This is pretty
much pointless, too. Here are
some subjects covered in this
class: What is a newspaper?
Where do they come from? Why
is mass communications
important? All questions any
old Joe could answer and
particularly silly when they
make journalism majors take it.
This class is pretty much an
insult to your intelligence.
Other plus-sides are that
anybody no matter the major
can take it and you are pretty
much assured an “A” for
showing up.
3) STAT 110. Statistics
without math — gotta love it.
It’s a required basic course for a
lot of majors; so most likely you
have already taken it or will be
taking it soon. The downside is •
that the class is boring and the
books cost way too much,
probably because the Statistics
Department is in bed with some
statistics book company and
feels the need to change the
book every semester so
students have to buy the new
one.
wusi liz. Most ot your
Women’s Studies classes are 90
percent BS. So it’s pretty easy.
Men, here is how you earn that
“A” in a class full of women: In
your Women’s Studies class,
pretend everything can be
boiled down to “men suck.” You
don’t have to defend your sex in
this class. Don’t worry about it,
guys, we are in more of the
majors that actually pay well
(engineering, law and business
are just a few examples).
5) BIOL 243, AKA ANATOMY
101. Pretty much what bones
are in your arm, basically some
stuff you should of learned way
back in high school Biology. I
haven’t taken it, but from what
I hear it’s easy.
Charles Prashaw is a third-year
student in the College of
Journalism and Mass
Communications.
IN YOUR OPINION
Levereaux is a
parody of herself
Has anyone noticed the
striking similarities between
Gamecock columnist Denise
Levereaux and satirical
newspaper The Onion’s Jean
Teasdale? Granted, Ms.
Teasdale is a fictional writer,
but Ms. Levereaux’s columns
have almost reached a level of
unknowing self-parody on par
with “A Room Of Jean’s
Own.”
Some of Jean’s recent
columns include: “Hubby
Rick And I Just Got Vanity
Plates!” about earth-shaking
developments in her
marriage, “Look Out
Computers - Here Comes
Jean!” about her computer
crashing and “You Won’t
Believe The Day I Had!” about
a bad day. Friday readers of
The Gamecock find
themselves bombarded by the
words of Jean’s evil twin:
“Drivers beware; Hondas
abound” about earth-shaking
developments in her
relationship with her
boyfriend, “Being true to my
PC” about her computer
crashing, and “Thank God it’s
Friday” about a bad day.
Denise displays a paucity of
wit not seen in the paper since
“The Royal We With Rob and
Kevin,” but it may not be her
fault. Jean writes in her
column “Keep Smiling!”, “You
know, being a columnist can
be tough sometimes. After all,
I think I’ve just about
exhausted every last topic
worth discussing. Beanie
Babies, chocolate, karaoke,
cats — you name it, I’ve talked
about it! What more is there?”
But remarkably, Denise finds
more every week.
This Friday’s edition took
her faithful readers on a
magical journey explaining
why she drives to Atlanta to
engage in a fifth year of
smoochie-smoo-ness with her
boyfriend. If she weren’t also
driving my interest in “The
Mix” into the ground, I might
forgive. Maybe her beau, David,
will, but he’s safe from “The
Mix” in Georgia.
What zany events from
Thanksgiving dinner will
Denise cover in next Friday’s
column? I can’t hardly wait.
MARK HARTNEY
FOURTH-YEAR STUDENT, COLLEOE OF
SCIENCE AND MATHEMATICS
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LET EVERYBODY KNOW THE SCORE.
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Maurice
is right:
This is
America
DARRYL GREEN
DRGREEN22@HOTMAIL.COM
But diversity is as much
an American value as
the right to free speech.
What happens when a record
player plays a broken record? It
gets stuck and plays the same
song over and over and over
again.
Maurice Bessinger and his
loyal supporters seem to be that
broken record. Each time
someone*openly criticizes
Bessinger, he and his supporters
roll out that old record player
and play the same old tired song
over and over and over again.
What is that song? Well, I
can’t recall the exact title, but
the tune goes something like,
“This is America, la-la-luh-la
la.” So I guess “This Is America”
must be the title.
yne gets a healthy dose ot that
tune when one speaks against
him. “This is America,” his
followers yell. “He can say
whatever he wants to say. He is
entitled to his free speech, same
as everyone else. Freedom of
speech is what sets America
apart from other countries and
is the heart of what it means to
be an American.”
Every time I hear that tune I
just want to go, “Duh!” Of course
Mr. Bessinger is entitled to his
freedom of speech. Of course
freedom of speech is at the core of
what it means to be an American.
Maurice Bessinger is free to say
whatever he chooses. In fact, I
would gladly defend him if
anyone tried to rob him of that
freedom. While I vehemently
disagree with what he says, no
one but no one has the right to
stop him from saying it.
The question is, has anyone
ever stopped him from saying
what he wants to say? NO.
Maurice freely exercises his
right to free speech. This is
evidenced by some of his most
recent comments to newspapers
and other media outlets. In The
State newspaper, Maurice is
quoted as saying that the civil
rights movement, the very
movement that gave minorities
the right to become full-fledged
Americans, was an instrument
of the “Antichrist.” Now, does
that sound like anyone has
blocked his right to free speech?
Give me a break.
Maurice’s song, “This is
America,” is not likely to ever
reach Billboard’s Top 100, but it is
right on one major point. This is
America, and America is much
more than freedom of speech.
America is also about diversity. It
is about people from all
ethnicities, cultures and religions
living harmoniously together. It is
about one culture learning from
another, and getting stronger in
the process. Unfortunately, “This
is America” omits these lyrics.
But these lyrics should never
be excluded from the song.
America towers above all other
nations because it partakes of the
contributions of its people. It
roots in its European heritage. It
dances to its rich African
traditions. It boogies to its Latin
American flare. It draws from its
Native-American lessons. It
basks in its Jewish-American
light. It sings to its Asian appeal.
It ascends to its Arab- American
thought. And America is lessened
when one part is removed from
this equation. This is America!
Upon reading this, I’m sure
defenders of Maurice Bessinger
will roll out the old record player
to play that same old tune. “This
is America!” they’ll say.
“Yeah,” I’ll answer. “My point
exactly.”
Darryl Green is a fifth-year
student in the Moore School of
Business.