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THE GAMECOCK ♦ Wednesday, November 7, 2001
IN OUR OPINION
‘Town-gown’
went too far
Finally.
It took the university and the city far too long to fix
the newest chapter in Columbia’s “town-gown
conflict,” as the clash between a university and its
city is often called, but it finally looks to be winding
toward a resolution.
Last week, USC signed an agreement that will
allow the city to move on with some crucial
downtown projects, including a convention center
and the Three Rivers Greenway.
And, Monday, the city
finally agreed to turn over $2.5
million needed for
construction on the Vista
Arena to go forward. City
council had been holding the
money hostage in an attempt
to drag a lease agreement out
of the seemingly stalled
negotiations between the
university and the Columbia Inferno.
Now, the burden falls to USC and the Inferno.
The two still have an obligation to work out their
differences. Their most recent idea—to have the
minor league hockey team play in the Carolina
Coliseum — is a reasonable idea accepted by both
sides.
But problems remain.
For one thing, the university was planning on
using some of the Inferno’s funds to pay for the
Arena. It’s not clear if that will fall through now that
the team will be playing elsewhere.
All of that must be worked out in any final lease
agreement. The university and the team must figure
out the details of that agreement, and they must do so
quickly.
And USC and Columbia must learn that, in order
for either to succeed, they must work together on
every issue and never let it become as acrimonious
—and as dangerous to key projects — as the Vista
showdown became.
The “town-gown conflict” is going to occur from
time to time, and that’s acceptable. Petty squabbles
that endanger projects that are good for the city, good
for the university and good for Midlands residents
are not.
USC and
Columbia finally
resolve the Vista
showdown, but
USC and the
Inferno still have
to work out a
lease agreement.
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P^IL WATSON
WATSONPHIL@YAHOO.COM
Now that I’m a public
figure, I’ll have to
change a few things.
A lot of people have come up
to me in the last week asking
me about all the commotion
caused by my last column. Due
to ongoing circumstances
involving that situation, I’m
choosing not to publicly
comment right now.
Instead, I’m going to talk
about something almost as
exciting: Public figures and
football tickets.
i was taming to a journalism
professor Monday and he told
me that legally, I am a public
figure. I was a little surprised.
Who knew that writing a
column once a week in a college
newspaper made you a public
figure?
Then, the other morning, I
saw something that proved I am
indeed a public figure. I was
walking out my front door to go
to class and saw two people
going through my garbage. It
was obviously the paparazzi
looking for incriminating
information to put in the
tabloids. Those tabloid
reporters were smart, too. They
• were dressed in dirty clothes,
and were using an old shopping
cart to put things from my trash
in. They even asked me for
money and aluminum cans. I
guess they thought if they
disguised themselves as
homeless people, I wouldn’t
suspect them.
The first thing I decided to
do, because I’m a public figure,
is surround myself with large
breasted blonds, like so many
public figures do. I’m still
working on that, but I’m sure
it’ll happen soon.
Second, I need an expensive
and flashy car, like a Ferrari or
a Hummer. I’m still working on
that one, too.
Third on my public figure
to-do list, get bodyguards. As a
famous celebrity, I’m wanted
dead or alive by some. A couple
of burly ex-Navy Seals would
make a good entourage.
Fourth, I need to start
behaving like other famous
public figures. Starting a
cocaine habit or getting in a
fight with a police officer might
help elevate me to the status of
a known and loved public
figure, like Robert Downey Jr.
or Hunter S. Thompson.
Speaking of Hunter S.
Thompson, maybe I should get
my own fortified compound in
the Rockies, like he does. Why
not? I’m almost as famous as he
is, right? I’ve always liked the
idea of having a fortified
compound. Maybe this public
figure thing is just the kick I
need to get me to act on it.
Some may think a day in the
life of a public figure is nothing
but drinking martinis in a hot
tub with Victoria’s Secret
models. Although that is how I
spend a good portion of an
average day, there are tough
times.
For example, the other day I
went to get my ticket for the
Florida-USC game. I was
shocked to find out that, as a
public figure, I still have to wait
in line like everyone else. For
almost two hours I was in line.
Insane for anyone, much less a
public figure like myself.
Waiting in line made me
start thinking about other ways
USC could distribute tickets to
students. Maybe they could
follow Clemson’s lead. I hear
Clemson has vending machines
on campus that students can
swipe their ID cards through to
get a ticket. Seems like a good
idea to me. It would be cheaper
for the school. They wouldn’t
have to pay the crack security
iorce mat waits outside tne
door. The ladies who swipe
your card could be laid off, too.
But then, that’s just a Clemson
thing. Besides, I heard last
week that they inbreed up in
them parts.
That’s my two cents, as a
public figure anyway. Change
the way student football tickets
are distributed- That
suggestion is the least I can do
to make the world a better
place. Since I’m so famous now,
it would almost be
irresponsible not to use my
fame for good.
Phil Watson is a third-year
student in the College of
Journalism and Mass
Communications.
IN YOUR OPINION
John Palms has
done much for USC
While I must admit that I
find The Gamecock to be a
mildly amusing way of passing
the time in class, I have to take
exception to a recent column
written by Charles Prashaw
entitled “Palms and the Quest
for Nothing.” As the title
suggests, this column is a
chance for Prashaw to vent
about President John Palms, a
man whom he perceives to be a
subpar president. What I find
truly offensive about the
column is that Mr. Prashaw is
simply ignoring facts. During
his tenure at Carolina, the
following is what Palms, with
the help of dozens of dedicated
university administrators and
the board of trustees, has done:
1. Restored the university’s
reputation after the debacle
with ex-President Holderman;
2. Along with Dean
Sederberg, worked to bring
the Honors College to the
position it now holds, that of a
truly national reputation;
3. Initiated several campus
improvements — two new
parking garages; much more
landscaping and green space
to actually give the campus a
universit>*feel (a tough
challenge in an urban city
such as Columbia); several
fantastic new dorms; and a
Greek village, not to mention
the new arena and the Strom
Thurmond Fitness and
Wellness Center;
4. Signed off on the hiring
of nationally known athletics
coaches to revitalize what by
the mid-1990s was an abysmal
athletic institution.
The problem is that you,
Mr. Prashaw, are spoiled.
While that sounds like an
insult, it is actually not. I am
glad that in just 10 years, this
university has reached the
level where a student’s
biggest gripe is that the new
law school has not been built.
For anyone who visited USC
in 1990, you know exactly
what I am talking about — the
epitome of a second-rate
university, complete with low
academics, an ugly campus
and poor athletic teams.
Under Palms’ leadership, this
university, while not quite
rising to the level of a great
state institution of national
caliber, is certainly much
closer now than it was before
Palms arrived. As for the
budget cuts, every state
institution and agency is
feeling the squeeze and trying
to maintain high standaVds
with less money. Palms is not
leaving us in a lurch. He has set
the standard high, and realizes
that fresh leadership is needed
to move the university even
higher.
The university salutes you,
John Palms.
REID SHERARD
FIRST-YEAR STUDENT IN SCHOOL OF
LAW. ‘2000 GRADUATE FROM COLLEGE
OF LIBERAL ARTS
Wear black to
football games
There is a growing
movement on the campus of
USC that I feel needs to be
brought to the attention of
Gamecock fans statewide. It is a
well-known fact that many
college stadiums have a
presence that matches or
exceeds that of their football
team — the fans. Such
influential teams as Nebraska,
North Carolina and Tennessee
consistently pack stadiums
with a sea of fans dressed in red,
blue or orange. It should stand
to reason, then, that a team with
one of the strongest fan bases in
the nation should likewise have
a uniform color to grace the
stands of Williams-Brice.
This movement is called
“Blackout” What the student
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♦ LETTERS, SEE PAGE 8
Attack of
the land
yachts
ADAM CLARK
GAMECOCKVIEWPOINTS@HOTMAIL.COM
Too many people are
driving too many SUVs.
For the past five years, I have
had a growing hatred for sport
utility vehicles. I hate them for
their wastefulness, their massive
size, and how people use them. It
wasn’t until just recently that my
hatred climaxed when I was hit
by one while walking across
Main Street.
To be more specific, it was a
middle-aged woman peering over
the dash of a dominating tan Ford
Expedition. She was stopped, as
she should be at a stop light, so I
crossed the street, but she
decided she should turn right,
and she plowed right into my
body. After doing a body check
and realizing nothing had been
seriously injured, I yelled at her
and told her to get out of my sight;
I was in shock, didn’t want the
light to change and me get hit, yet
again, by a mammoth land yacht.
Why do people want to drive
gargantuan trucks? Do they get
lightheaded from being way up
in the atmosphere while
driving? I’ve had the experience
of driving one before, and I don’t
understand why they sell so
well. They don’t ride well, they
are harder to steer, harder to
park, more expensive and they
guzzle gas.
The gas mileage they get is
horrible, which contributes to
the greenhouse effect and the
inner-city heat island effect. Gas
prices would probably be lower
if there was less demand for gas:
that’s plain economics. Why
dump gallon upon gallon of gas
into a wasteful engine that
really can’t do anything in an
urbanized area that a small
engine can’t? Why be wasteful
on something you can’t use?
To actually use these station
wagon-like trucks is one thing,
like to go around a farm or
construction site, but to use them
to get groceries and go shopping
with is plain wrong. More and
more, I see women driving these
trucks geared for Armageddon
while putting on their make-up,
talking on their cell phone
(which is another story), going to
work and the more I want to yell,
“GO BUY A SATURN!” They
don’t need the 300-horsepower,
four-wheel drive and a cavern of
- cabin space to either drop the
kids off at school or to pick up
some milk and Spam.
It’s not just women that do this,
either. Bill, Bob and Buddy at the
office all have their Cherokees,
Excursions and suburbans
parked outside the office. Why
would you need a two-ton truck to
go to work at the bank? Men drive
these vehicles because it gives
them a since of power and
manhood. Phooey! A real man
knows what he needs and what he
doesn’t, and a real man knows he
doesn’t need a monstrous vehicle
to prowl his butt to the office.
Recent studies have shown
that the towering top-heavy
trucks are not safer than cars;
however, they do make it more
dangerous for cars. When you
can only see the top of the
monstrous jagged tire at your
side window, you just have to sit
there and hope to God that they
see you. It’s virtually impossible
to see around the big hunks of
steel oh wheels in traffic, which
complicates motoring for
everyone.
So, for all of you driving these
polluting, land yachts please be
more considerate of your smarter
counterparts that drive cars and
occasionally use their feet to
cross the street. Do yourself, the
economy, motorists and
pedestrians everywhere a favor
by trading in your SUV for either
a car of equal or better value.
Adam Clark is a fourth-year
student in the College of
Journalism and Mass ,
Communications.