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ROCKTOBERFEST
BY JUSTIN BAJAN
THE GAMECOCK
During medieval times, a love ap
ple was a parting gift a husband and
wife exchanged before the husband
went to war. After the apple was trad
ed, both took their respective gifts
and stored them in their armpits to
preserve their lover’s scent
While he was thumbing
, through a dictionary, Jason Sposa
found this definition and thought
it would make a good name for a
band. The result is Love Apple, a
four-man power-pop group based
in Columbia. The band comprises
Sposa on lead vocals and guitar,
George Cooper on lead guitar and
back-up vocals, Scott Cook on
drums and Jebb Graff on bass.
Though the band has been through
changes in lineup, including one
in which Sposa performed solo, the
current Love Apple played its first
show last year at Carolina
Productions’ Battle of the Bands,
where it took first place for cover
ing Weezer songs. Sposa said the
band had only practiced twice.
Sposa, the youngest offour, became
familiar with the entertainment in
dustry when he was a teenager. “I was
a huge Nirvana fen,” Jason said about
his precollege days, and wanted to em
ulate the band. His mother didn’t want
him to own a guitar, but his ex-stepfe
ther supported his urge to play and
bought him an amp and a guitar.
Sposa, originally from Richmond,
Va., came to USC in 1998 hoping to
find a band. In various playing situ
ations, Sposa didn’t find a combina
tion that worked; so, he instead took
the stage alone, with a drum ma
chine and guitar, a set-up Sposa said
he never liked. After playing some
acoustic gigs, Sposa left for home for
the summer with a little optimism.
The next year, he returned with
some homemade demos and a need
for band members.
While working as an R.A. in the
towers, Sposa met a student wear
ing a Weezer shirt, a promising sign.
Sposa soon struck up a conversation
with Jebb Graff, Love Apple’s future
bassist. Guitarist George Cooper
was an R.A. with Sposa, and the
singer linked up with drummer
Scott Cook through a mutual friend.
These chance meetings gradu
ally led to a chemistry that moved
the band toward success. “We set
goals every year; junior year was
to play the Elbow Room. We did it,
and this year was to record a frill
length.” About the band’s plans
once the album is released, Sposa
said, “The future looks good; we’re
gonna be out of town a lot.”
Love Apple’s success can be at
tributed to a variety of factors, one of
which is the placement of its music
on MP3.com. Sposa said the “MP3
page helped a lot.” Even though
posting music isn’t a good way to
earn a profit, he said it’s a “good way
to open up your music.” With its
credibility on the Web page bur
geoning, the band was selected by
an online label to participate in a
Weezer tribute album. Love Apple’s
cover of the B-side “Jamie” was in
cluded on the album’s first release.
When the album was re-released,
Love Apple’s track didn’t appear be
cause its sound quality was poor
compared to the tracks of bands that
could afford to use a studio. Though
Jason Sposa, lead singer for power pop band Love Apple, photo
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the band was disappointed, it had
already made new fans around the
country who began requesting that
Love Apple tour their cities.
The hand is widely known on the
Internet, but the best place to listen to
Love Apple is in concert. Jason said
he likes “being able to look out and not
see the floor’' when the band plays to a
large crowd. Satisfying fens with its
carefree “rock it like you rock it” atti
tude, the band is notorious for steal
ing the crowd at every show it plays.
Love Apple’s influences ex
plain its innovative sound.
Sposa’s favorite band is Ozma,
and his other favorites include
Fountains of Wayne, Superdrag
and older groups such as the Cars
and the legendary Elvis Costello.
On Saturday, Oct. 13, Love Apple
will achieve one more goal. It will
play at the Geek Rocktoberfest at
New Brookland Tavern — its first
headlining show. But although it’s
the prominent band on the bill, it
doesn’t want to be pigeonholed as a
geek-rock band. Sposa said Love
Apple makes music that “makes
you smile, happy. We’re not talking
about the important topics of today.”
Love Apple would like to be consid
ered genreless, but, for practical pur
poses, it prefers the label power-pop,
a term more “suitable to a band, re
spectable; it’s more open to avail
ability.” Sposa thinks geek-rock is
a fad, something his band-doesn’t
want to be associated with.
Love Apple will join the
Beatholes and Timmy Orangeburg
this Saturday at the New Brookland
Tavern. Check out http://loveap
ple.cjb.net for more information,
and listen to the band at
http://www.mp3.com/love apple.
LOVE APPLE
The Beatholes
Timmy Orangeburg
Geek Rocktoberfest,
New Brookland Tavern
$5; October birthdays get in free.
Saturday, October 13
9:30 p.m.
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Peek behind the curtains of The Birdcage
BY ASHLEY VAUGHAN
THE GAMECOCK
Pulsating techno-remixed
pop classics and energetic
performances dominated The
Birdcage, the Bisexual Gay
and Lesbian Alliance’s annual
drag show, held Tuesday in the
Russell House Ballroom.
Patti O’Fumiture began the
show with a rendition of “It’s
Raining Men.” Other
highlights included a
* performance of “Lady
Marmalade” featuring
Samantha Hunter, Marla Vega
and Nicole Roberts; a mind
blowing version of “Rescue
Me” by a Cher look-alike,
Chanel Stevens; Hunter’s
amazing impression of Tina
Turner: and several Dollv
Parton songs, lip-synched by
Nicole Roberts, reigning Mrs.
South Carolina Gay Pride.
Roberts confessed that Parton
is one of her inspirations. “I
think she is wonderful, and
she’s even said that, if she
were a man, she would be a
drag queen.”
The drag queens have
» between one year and 26 years
of experience, and five out of
the six queens live as men.
Chanel Stevens, the exception
O’Fumiture describes as “the
illusion that causes mass
confusion,” goes about her
daily life in full drag. “I’m one
of those people that they talk
about in line at the grocery
store,” she said.
The performers take an
average of an hour to put on
their makeup, but it can take
some up to two hours. Hunter
claims she can do it in fifteen
minutes flat. “I’m a miracle
woman!” she said.
Many of the performers got
into drag because of others’
encouragement. For some,
however, becoming a drag
queen was a life-long dream.
“Years ago, when I was a little
bitty boy, I’ve always had this
dream of being a drag queen. I
would dress up in my mother’s
clothes and makeup and high
heels, and it just started from
there, I guess,” Vega said. Most
of the performers don’t shave
their legs, but they do have to
suffer the pain of other female
rituals, such as plucking their
eyebrows and wearing high
heels. The experience has given
some of them a new respect for
women wno enaure tnese
activities daily. “The first time
I did this, I called my mother
the day afterwards and told her
that I have more sympathy for
her and my sister and women
everywhere. Pantyhose, high
heels and makeup should be
outlawed. You all are beautiful
just the way you are,”
O’Fumiture said.
The Birdcage’s entertainers
offered some advice for those
curious about becoming drag
queens. “Just pay attention
and practice and don’t give
up,” Vega said.
O’Furniture said, “Find a
mentor, and go out to the
clubs. Most female
impersonators and drag
queens that I know are always
Samantha Hunter (front), Marla Vega and Nicole Roberts demonstrate their runway
abilities. PHOTO BY ANNIE LEE
willing to share the tricks of
the trade.”
All the entertainers say
they’re happy with USC’s
response to them. “The
students are always so
wonderful... they always give
me a thunderous round of
applause, so I love it,” Roberts
said.
O’Fumiture added, “We are
always excited about doing
this show. All of the
performers, and I think I can
speak for them, are thrilled.
This is one of the best-attended
events that the BGLA does... I '
just want to thank all of the
USC students for being such a
good crowd.”
‘Theatrical rock’ comes to Columbia
by AUBREY FOGLE
THE gamecock
Captured! By Robots will
bring its theatrical rock to Uncle
Doctor’s tonight for the Mystery
Science Rock Show, which will
also feature Mandible, Cursor
and Marion.
Beginning the four-hour show
will be Cursor and Marion, two
hard-core South Carolina bands,
followed by the rock-electronic
sounds of Mandible, a band
whose show is rooted in audience
participation.
Captured! By Robots, on its sev
enth national tour, will headline
the show. The band represents the
classic story of technology gone
wrong. Its leader, JBOT, was a sci
entist who was shunned by his
peers, giving him the idea to build
two buddy robots to be his band
mates. The robots turned out to
be evil, however, and, after over
powering the feeble scientist, they
inserted a chip into his brain and
started controlling him.
A reporter from the San
Francisco Bay Guardian de
scribed a typical Captured! By
Robots show: “(JBOT) stamped
his feet and flailed about as if in
horrible pain throughout every
tune. One might even have
thought his frenzied motions
had something to do with vari
ous switches and foot pedals
controlling the robots' voices
and instruments, but that would
make the man some sort of tech
no-punk equivalent of Charlie
Hunter.” Other stage effects add
to Captured! By Robots’ enter
taining presence — the band
members’ heads twist and their
eyes shine when they speak.
JBOT also sometimes wears an
S&M mask.
The Mystery Science Rock
Show will begin at Uncle
Doctor’s at 9 p.m. The cover is
$7.
Scarowinds returns to haunt
visitors of amusement park
BY KRISTEN THUMAS
THE GAMECOCK
For the second year, Carowinds
has transformed its amusement
park into Scarowinds, one of the
largest haunted attractions in the
Carolinas. More than 50 acres of
clowns and cartoon characters
have been replaced by ghosts and
goblins, and special, scary twists
have been added to the rides.
Scarowinds will include five
haunted attractions, 10 park
rides and 96 actors. Scarowinds
will be open every Friday and
Saturday in October from 7 p.m.
to midnight. The attractions will
include:
The Asylum: A labyrinth of
chain link and mirrors will guide
you as you walk through a room
filled with flashing lights, dense
fog, chilling music and irregular,
unfeeling walls. To spice it up a
bit, there will be emotionally tor
tured victims that are trying to es
cape the mad scientists that dwell
in the asylum.
Dungeon of Doom: With a dev
ilish wink and foreboding laugh,
a hooded figure ushers you into
this dark gothic castle. You move
inside, keeping your distance from
the strange security guard. As you
creep through the corridors, you
enter one terrifying room after an
other. Doors within this dominion
oi the unaead open and shut ran
domly. Chains rattle as you de
scend deeper into this horrific
haunted house.
Bloodbath Bayou: In an old
steamboat, you ride through the
swamp amidst an eerie fog and
visit an ornate bayou cemetery,
where a mausoleum taunts you.
Alligators, snakes and rats are
guaranteed to send chills down
your spine. Decayed zombies
creep around you as ghosts howl
in the wind
Circus of Horrors 3D: You wear
3D glasses as you enter, immedi
ately encountering Madam Olga's
Traveling Freak Show, where you
are accosted by out-of-the-ordinary
clowns, terrifying circus animals
and Bozo's evil twin. For the full
effect, hideous laughter and chill
ing organ music plays in the back
ground.
Elvira's Superstition: Elvira,
mistress of the dark, invites you
along for the motion simulator
ride of your afterlife. It's full
scream ahead interactive enter
tainment, the likes of which no liv
ing being has ever seen.
General admission tickets are
$29.99. Special discounts are avail
able at participating Wendy's
Restaurants and Circle K conve
nience stores. For more informa
tion, call 1-800-888-4FUN or visit the
Web site at www.carowinds.com.
Drivers,
beware:
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Hondas
abound
DENISE LEVEREAUX
GAMECOCKMiXEDITOR@HOTMAIL.COM
Because my boyfriend now goes
to Georgia Tech, I spend a lot more
time on the road this semester than
I used to. This gives methe chance
to improve my driving skills and
learn the fine art of road-tripping.
Unfortunately, the stretch of
interstate between Columbia and
Atlanta is the most desolate stretch of
road ever created. The asphalt is tom
to shreds, blown tires litter the road
and Ma and Pa Kettle tow their
antiquated Winnebagoat55mph,
course. I didn't expect it to be a smooth
drive; I expected some prohlems. I
didn’t expect, however, the awful
driving I witnessed once I made it
back to Columbia Here’s the story:
I was merging onto 1-26 from I
20, minding my own business,
making sure I checked my blind
spots, using my turn signal,
everything a good driver is
supposed to do. I made it from the
entrance ramp to the far right
lane without a problem. Then, I
encountered the Honda Accord.
Ms. Honda Accord was in the
middle lane of 1-26 and decided
she wanted to get off at the
Broad River Road exit.
The thing is, the Broad River
Road exit ramp is the same as the
entrance ramp onto 1-26 from 1-20.
People have about 25 feet to get
onto 1-26 from 1-20 and get out of
the way of everybody trying to
get off onto Broad River Road. It’s
an accident waiting to happen. .
So, I merged into the right lane of
1-26. Ms. Honda Accord was to my
left in the middle lane. Without
using her turn signal and without
so much as a glance over her
shoulder, Ms. Honda Accord swung
her car into my lane—more
accurately, into the space occupied
by me. There was a slamming of
breaks, a squealing of tires, a
honking of the horn and a use of
some not-sochoice words on my
part, while she continued on her
merry way down the exit ramp to
Broad River Road without even a
glance in her rearview mirror to see
what all the commotion was about
As she obliviously sped away,
I noticed a telltale sticker in the
back window. A university
parking sticker. Ms. Honda
Accord goes to school here.
It constantly amazes me that
people, especially young people
like us, take such risks behind
the wheel. Where do our brains
go when we crank the car?
Obviously, we’re not paying
attention to the road.
Now, my driving record is less
than pristine. When I was sixteen, I
rendered my family car-less in
fewer than ten days. The result of
these catastrophes was that I had to
go without a license for two-and-a
half years. It was either that or pay
$14,000 a year for my insurance.
Four years and many miles
later, some people still love to rub
it in my face. I can’t drive, they
say. I’ll never be a good driver. I
argue that I’m a better driver for
my wrecks. I understand all too
well what can happen when
you’re not paying attention.
1 target tnat most people
haven’t been in the wrecks I have.
Most people haven’t been T-boned
by a speeding Buick. Most people
haven’t had their wrist snapped
by an airbag. Most people don’t
have scars from an exploding
windshield. Most people haven’t
had to lie in bed and think, “If it
had happened a little differently, I
could have killed somebody. I
could have died.”
So, put down the cell phone.
Pick what CD to listen to before
you leave. Don’t put on your
makeup in the car. Check your
blind spot. Use your turn signal.
Above all, stay focused on the
road.