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THE LEADER
Invalidated
commitments
Did somebody whine and the university caved?
Was it an attempt to drive up demand for regular
tickets? What caused this?
The university decided this past week that
students wouldn’t be allowed to validate tickets for
the Alabama game. Validation allows student tickets
to be used for nonstudents, usually visiting family or
friends. The decision was pointless and patently
unfair.
Those who oppose validating student tickets miss
the point of allowing the procedure. They say
students pay ior tneir ticKets
in their student activity fees
and should have the first
chance at any tickets.
But there are problems with
that argument. First of all,
students who validate tickets
pay for each ticket they
validate. And students who
want a validated ticket must
get someone eise 10 use meir 1 u to get me ocKei; in
essence, the ticket is still a student ticket, and a
validated ticket is technically paid for twice.
Part of the current problem with validation is the
growth of “fair-weather fans,” people who normally
wouldn’t care to go to a USC football game, but
suddenly get interested now that the Gamecocks are
a Top 25 team. There were few conflicts over
validated tickets when USC was in the middle of a 21
game losing streak.
But part of the problem also goes back to the
university’s adding the payment to student activity
fees. In doing so, the university is charging every
USC student for a ticket when the university knows
ttiere won’t be that many tickets for students. The
athletics department is making a promise it knows it
can’t keep,
The decision on getting tickets is therefore done on
a first-come, first-served basis. Validation is just
another ticket being taken before someone else gets
it. Those who want to avoid missing out on a ticket
because of validation need to come earlier; that way,
they won’t have to worry about missing out.
The solution is not to keep students from using
other students’ tickets to get family and friends into
a football game. The solution is for those who try to
get a ticket to take their chance, like everybody else,
and not to whine because they didn’t get what they
wanted.
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If you see an error in today’s paper, we want to know. Write us
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The solution to a
scarcity of
student tickets?
Honor the first
come, first
served system
and stop whining
about the results.
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CHOOSE.
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Sexual equality for men!
DARRYL GREEN
DRGREEN22@HOTMAIL.COM
I have a dream that one
day the women will ask
the guys out on a date.
It was a dark and dreary
Saturday. The wind was
howling, and the leaves were
rustling. Lightning crashed at
every turn. The conditions of
the night suggested that
something revolutionary was
about to happen. And
something did.
I was on my way to see a
movie with one of my best
female friends. Our simple
discussion about the
differences between men and
women erupted into an all-out
brawl over which is superior
and which is inferior.
My dear friend argued,
“Women are equal to men and
should be treated as equals.”
To that I replied, “Who's
denying that? I firmly believe
that women are just as capable
as men and sometimes even
more so. Women should be
treated as equals to men in
every phase of life and should
be able to express themselves
and live their lives in whatever
manner they see fit.” My friend,
of course, agreed.
We arrived at the theater, got
out of the car and approached
the ticket lady. I reached down
in my wallet and pulled out a
$10 bill. “Two tickets to The
Others, please,” I said.
It was at that moment that I
had a startling revelation, an
epiphany of sorts. It hit me in
the head like Newton’s apple
falling from the tree. My
revelation was simple. If we are
so “equal,” then why am I
paying her way to get into the
theater? I mean, why can't we
both pay an “equal” share of the
ticket costs? If we are all equal,
then I should be $5 richer today.
Those questions prompted
me to ask even more questions.
If we’re so equal, then why is it
that the guy always has to make
the first move? Why is it that
the man has to run the risk of
embarrassment and utter
rejection?
And why can’t the woman
take the guy out for a change? If
we are to achieve total equality
between the sexes, then why
can't the woman come to the
guy s nouse, Dring nun nice
gifts and take him out to
dinner? And why can’t the
woman ask the man to “put
out” more? They wouldn’t get
much resistance, but at least
we’d all be equal.
And that's when I came to a
shocking conclusion. We’re not
equal. Somewhere along the
way, we poor men got the short
end of the deal. Women demand
we treat them as equals. To
that, I am happy to oblige.
Women, most definitely,
should be treated as equals. At
the same time, we men are
supposed to make the first
move, make the first call, court
the woman, pick the woman up
at her house, pay for the date,
pay the tip and go out of our
way to show how much we care.
All while the woman gets to
kick back and enjoy our efforts.
Where’s the equality in that?
Even during the course of the
relationship, the man still does
not have equal rights. He is still
required by law to buy the
woman gifts, pay the bills and
take care of the household.
This as reverse
discrimination, derived from
the Latin root words “reversa
descrima,” which in plain
English means, “we poor men
have been tricked.” We treat
women as equals and, in turn,
they work us like dogs.
Why is that? Women need us
as much as we need them. So
how come we are the ones who
have to do all the work?
Somewhere in here, we poor
men are going to have to catch a
break. Fortunately, brothers,
help is on the way.
In the tradition of Moses,
Ghandi and Martin Luther
King, I am about to lead a
revolution. We men have been
suppressed, oppressed,
depressed and sexually
repressed tor tar too long.
I have a dream that one day
women everywhere will ask the
guy out on a date and wait for
the guy to decide whether she is
his “type” or not.
I have a dream that women
everywhere will come pick up
the guy for the date and have to
wait two hours while he gets
ready.
I have a dream that women
everywhere will he the ones
who must apologize after an
argument, even if it is the guy’s
fault.
Yes, brothers, I have a
dream, that men will be the
ones to decide when and where
the woman can “get some.” And
most of all, I have a dream that
men everywhere should be the
ones solicited for sex and taken
into the woman’s bedroom to let
freedom ring. Then and only
then can we be equal and free at
last.
Join me, brothers!
IN YOUR OPINION
Don’t lose hope,
Gamecock staff
After reading the deluge of
letters to the editor in the
Sept. 28 edition of The
Gamecock, I feel compelled to
offer at least one endorsement
of this paper, which I have
enjoyed reading for the past
eight years. First, I have seen
several letters criticizing The
Gamecock for “not being
newsworthy” enough or not
paying enough attention to
national issues. I know this is
crazy to say, but I do not look
to the student newspaper as
my sole source for the latest
events of the world. Anyone
with so much as a TV, access
to a newspaper stand or the
Internet can read more than
enough information they need
to know about major national
events. I look to The
Gamecock to see what’s going
on with the students at this
university. This is especially
important to me, since I have
limited contact with the main
campus. I enjoy the features
and articles concerning the
various activities and clubs
about campus. My apologies
to The Gamecock, but if I want
to find the latest about the war
against terrorism, I'm looking
to CNN.
Another issue is the whole
“scandal” concerning the
fetish ball article. One look at
that page and I could just see
the religious right recoding in
horror. While I can’t say I
would have chosen to run (or
read) such an article, I
applaud the staffs courage to
choose coverage of topics that
may not be comfortable to all
people. Most importantly, I
appreciate that The Gamecock
is clearly not under harsh
faculty censorship, which
suppresses the voice of so many
student publications.
So don’t lose hope, Gamecock
staff, there are some of us that
like free speech out there. If
anything, it’s always fun to read
the angry rants you'll get in
return for “pushing the
envelope.”
ALEX MCDONALD
FOURTH-YEAR STUDENT, SCHOOL OF
MEDICINE
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VIEWPOINTS LET EVERYONE KNOW THE SCORE
If it’s a
war, why
aren’t we
fighting?
CHARLES PRASHAW
CEPRASHAW@YAHOO.COM
I say, let the massive
carpet bombing of
civilians begin.
If you ever noticed, there is
always a moment right before a
fistfight begins in which it’s time
to stop talking shit and throw
down. Ladies and gentlemen,
that time is now. On Sept. 11, our
country was cowardly attacked
by Osama bin Laden. And yes,
he did it; let’s not fool ourselves.
So here we are, more than two
weeks later, and I haven’t heard
one bomb drop yet. What in the
hell is this about? My roommate
keeps asking me when are we
going to war, and I haven’t the
slightest clue what to tell him. I
thought we would be at war by
now. What’s the holdup?
This can’t be right. You’re
telling me the same country that
produced George S. Patton, John
Wayne and Mike Tyson is all of
sudden a pussy. What happened
to America?
We use to go in and make
heads roll. Go anywhere, do
anything: what happened to that
motto? We invaded North Korea,
Cuba (during the Spanish
American War), Mexico,
Canada, occupied Europe,
occupied Africa and countless
little shitholes along the way.
Why not Afghanistan?
I know people are afraid of
another Vietnam, but come on,
the Viet Cong had the support
from both the Chinese and
Soviets. Who has Afghanistan’s
back, Pakistan?
Forget it, man, let’s go all out
and declare war on Iraq, Iran,
Pakistan and Afghanistan. And
the next time I see some
Palestinians on TV cheering the
deaths of more than 5,000
Americans, we might have to let
Israel loose on ’em. I used to
think the Palestinians had a
case for being mad that Israel
was formed right in their front
yard. But now I really don’t care
about ’em.
One of the coolest things I
have hanging on my wall is a
cover of Time magazine from
World War II; it’s a big photo
from inside a B-29 Superfortress
that’s dropping massive
amounts of gravity bombs on the
island of Formosa. Now that’s
arnei ica, nui an mis sitting
around waiting for the Taliban
to call us back on the phone.
Two weeks is more than
enough time for the Taliban
government in Afghanistan to
comb their country over and
find this (not printed for fear of
violating decency laws). I say,
let the massive carpet bombings
begin. If they were going to hand
him over peacefully, they would
have done it by now.
I know what you’re thinking:
the bombing of civilians is
wrong. But, hell, they attacked
our civilians first, and if we
don’t do something now then
they would just attack more
innocent citizens.
You just can’t let someone
punch you in the face like this
and not come out swinging. I
know the problem here; there
isn’t a country that attacked us
like during Pearl Harbor. But
come on, now, we have a general
idea where bin Laden is hiding,
and we’ve got plenty of bombs.
Americans aren’t smart,
were not crafty, we’re not
diplomatic in the least bit, but
we do have bombs, lots and lots
of bombs. And, up ’til recently,
we haven’t been afraid to use
them. Iraq, for example; 200
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