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Rate (Ben Affleck) says goodbye to his newfound love, Evelyn (Kate
Beckinsale), before he heads overseas prior to the bombing of Pearl Harbor.
Tearl Harbor' hits,
sinks in the water
by Maryam Gharavi
Daily Californian
“Pearl Harbor”
STARS: Ben Affleck, Cuba Gooding
Jr., Josh Hartnett
PLOT: Two friends find love as
America goes to war with Japan
OVERALL: This movie seems more
painful than the actual bombing
☆ of ☆☆☆☆☆
BERKELEY, Calif. — Michael Bay’s
biggest selling point for “Pearl Harbor”
isn’t innovation. There isn’t really
anything new about this film, though
the self-image it projects in weepy
trailers tries to prove otherwise.
Chew on this: two childhood
friends go on to become army pilots.
Rafe (Ben Affleck) falls in love with
Evelyn (Kate Beckinsale). He leaves
to join the British brigade while
Evelyn and his friend Danny (Josh
Hartnett) are transferred to Hawaii’s
temptation island, Pearl Harbor.
Trouble brews when the two begin
having feelings for each other (Rafe’s
grave is still warm). We’re led to a
surprise encounter and the surprise
attack on Pearl Harbor.
The rest, as they say, is history.
Bay and mega-producer Jerry
Bruckheimer are self-described
“history buffs,” but their choice of
plot and character development are
questionable.
The showdown at Pearl Harbor
isn’t looked at in any sort of context,
but as an event of some sort. We
never even get to see the excruciating
U.S. retaliation on Hiroshima.
“Pearl Harbor’s” script is vapid,
sappy, regurgitated — truly
unsurprising because Bay and
Bruckheimer hashed out a plot and
got someone to script for them. And
if action’s what you’re looking for,
you can do better. Bay loves doing
these arduous, overdone, mind
numbing, spirit-sucking battle scenes.
The war images — I don’t dare call
it cinematography — are overly
computerized, with matching
synthetic noise.
I question Bay’s consciousness
as a filmmaker. At least Bruckheimer
has the balls to admit he’s a
businessman. By squeezing history
into,a vacuum, “Pearl Harbor” is a
bigamist marriage of the sentimental
weepy, the testosterone infused
action flick, and a flag-waving salute.
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Small film outdoes big blockbusters
by Mackenzie Clements
The Gamecock
“Memento”
STARS: Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano
PLOT: A man, suffering from short
term memory loss, uses notes and
tattoos to hunt down his wife’s killer
OVERALL You won’t need help
remembering this one — it’s unlike
anything you’ve seen before
☆☆☆☆ of ☆☆☆☆☆
Isn’t it ironic that the overhyped
huge summer blockbusters are
ultimately trumped by smaller,
seemingly out-of-nowhere films?
This summer, the glory belongs
to “Memento.” What “Pearl Harbor”
sustained in budget, this movie
actually sustains in substance.
After witnessing his wife’s
brutal murder, Leonard Shelby (Guy
Pearce) loses the ability to create
new memories. To survive each
day, Lenny uses photos, notes and
tattoos to keep track of his life —
with the ultimate, singular goal of
tracking down his wife’s killer.
There’s just one small hitch to
the movie: It runs backward.
Lenny can’t sustain more than
15 minutes of memory; each “clip”
of the movie is no longer than 15
minutes. It leaves the audience
feeling as disoriented and
disgruntled as the man with no
memory throughout his search for a
murderer.
Pearce (“L.A. Confidential”) is
a surprisingly strong lead — backed
up, of course, by supporting cast
members Joe Pantoliano and Carrie
Anne Moss (both of “The Matrix”).
“Memento” has rightfully been
likened to “The Sixth Sense.” The
ending is a complete surprise that
leaves you questioning the validity
of memory and your own
perception of reality. In addition,
Lenny’s mantras of “Remember
Sammy Jankis” and “I can’t create
new memories” are comparable to
“I see dead people.”
All in all, “Memento” is a
movie for people with open minds.
Everyone who’s seen it has had
radically different perceptions of
what actually happened in the
movie. Be prepared for much
discussion after the credits role.
“Memento” will definitely leave a
lasting impression.
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Because he’s lost his short-term
memory abilities, Leonard Shelby
(Guy Pearce) uses notes, tattoos and
Polaroids to hunt down his wife’s
killer and to keep track of his daily life.
Through the
Looking Glass
■ It’s not quite freedom, but
it could certainly be worse
A prisoner, intent on escape from
the medium-security dormitory at
Elmwood Correctional Facility in
Milpitas, Calif., broke through a skylight
and got outside, but, once on the ground,
he got confused and hopped the wrong
fence.
He ended up in the women’s jail
next door.
■ Hey, come back, guys!
Four men encountered a couple of
lovely young ladies on a rural road near
Matale, Sri Lanka, and, on a- whim, .
dragged them into the bushes to have
their way with them.
They were soon to leam that one of
their would-be victims was Dukia
Sirisena, recent winner of the
International Open Karate
Championships.
She immediately went on the attack,
incapacitating two of the men by kicking
them “below the belt.” The other two ran
away.
■ Sooner than he expected
After living in England for 40 years,
Lascelles Gayle, 65, finally went home
to Jamaica to die, telling friends that the
island where he was bom should be his
final resting place.
A few hours after his plane landed,
a gang of robbers shot him to death.
■ Depends on how one
defines ‘unfortunate’
A substitute teacher at Francis Scott
Key High School in Uniontown, Md.,
allegedly had sex with at least eight of
her students. She was immediately fired
and arrested.
Though the boys weren’t
complaining, school officials sent home
a letter to parents calling the incident
“an unfortunate event.”
■ Matter of supply, demand
A man was arrested in Greenville,
S.C., when he was caught selling his
own urine to people who would
otherwise have had trouble passing
employer- or parole-mandated drug tests.
He said he doubts what he was doing is
even a crime. "■
“If you can’t sell urine, what can
you sell?” he asked.
■ Hurry up! (cough, cough)
Thieves broke into a warehouse in
Shah Alam, Malaysia, and stole
$526,000 worth of super-strong throat
lozenges. They took nothing else.
■ Mike Pingree/College Press Exchange