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Aries (March 21 -April 19) You and your
sweetheart (and kids, if you have any) need to
have a serious discussion about money. No
need to be negative. This isn’t about scarcity; it’s
about abundance. Together, you
all can have more. It’ll be fun.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) Take it slow and
easy. You may have to explain your reasoning,
but that’s OK. Even a person who's nearly as
stubborn as you are can be convinced. Finding
the right words will be easy. Wait for the right
time.
Gemini (May 21-June 21) Find a quiet place
where you can go over new data. You know this
is significant, but you may not know why — yet.
Your head is full of questions, so make a list.
And don’t be disappointed if your partner comes
up with some of the answers first.
Cancer (June 22-July 22) Heaven knows
you’ve worked hard enough. Finally, some of the
rewards you’ve earned are coming your way.
Ask for that raise or promotion. If that’s not
happening where you are now, send out those
updated resumes.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) If everyone would just go
along with your scheme, the world would be a
wonderful place. That’s not likely to happen,
though. There’ll be at least one hold-out. It's
possible you can outvote this person, but unlikely
you’ll convince him.
Virgo (Aug 23-Sept. 22) New responsibilities
could be coming soon. It’s not an accident, and
it’s not really a surprise. All that work you’ve
been doing has been noticed. Or, if this isn’t
happening in your life, maybe it’s time you spoke
up.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct 22) Your friends might
encourage you to break your piggy bank to buy
toys. That’s a dumb idea. Your real friends don’t
like you for your money or your toys. If you’re
going to buy anything, get a cast-iron piggy
bank.
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Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) It’s exam time —
maybe first thing this morning. You had better
already know the material. The prize makes the
effort worthwhile. If you are prepared, you could
win the gold.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You should finally
be feeling better. You might even want to try
something new, like signing up for a class. How
are your language skills? Polish up your Polish,
and you might qualify for the job of your dreams.
Expand your power.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Today is a 7 —
You might have to scrimp and save to get what
you want, but that’s OK. You’re great when it
comes to delayed gratification. You never give
up, and that’s one of the secrets of your
success. Pick a goal that turns you on.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) — Today is a 5 —
Don’t rush into anything. Ask questions, and
explain things from your point of view. The
others are looking at the situation quite
differently. Not wrongly, necessarily, but
differently. They could be uninformed.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) — Today is a 7 —
You're motivated and determined. Nobody said it
was going to be easy. The more you learn, the
more you’ll realize is out there, so keep studying.
A transformation is occurring, and you’re right in
the middle of it. Push.
Crossword
ACROSS
1 Word of woe
5 Creative
movement of the
'60s
10 Father of Seth
14 Drunkard
15 Sprite
16 Loopy
17 Couple
18 Particulars
19 One Baldwin
20 “Valley of the
Dolls” writer
22 Reserve fora
special purpose
24 Take a look
26 Knights’titles
27 PrinciDal street:
slang
31 Elgar work, “_
Variations”
35 of God”
36 Butterball
38 Feel ill
39 Bunker or Nob
40 Evade by
circumlocution
41 Luau dance -
42 Tankard filler
43 Layered rock
44 Deceive
45 Lash out
47 Gym shoes
49 Anger
51 Moist and chilly
52 Some olivines
56 Declares
60 Lat. list-ender
61 Spicy dish
63 Smidgen
64 Agronomist's
concern
65 ‘The Sons of_
Elder”
66 Magician Henninc
67 Exclusively
68 Look of contempt
69 Singer Redding
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1 High peaks
2 Maui feast
3 Yard-sale warning
words
4 Shell fragments
5 One with two
cents to put in Solutions
6 Coal mine _
7 Chopping tools
8 Singer LeAnn
9 Most easily riled
10 -’92 Wimbledon
winner
11 Artist Salvador
12 Got grayer
13 Medieval weapon
21 Beatty and
Buntline
23 Pisa’s river
25 Author of‘The
Trial”
27 Taj
28 Sure-footed
29 Cove
30 Deversand *—
Parent
32 Transparent fabric 43 Lost traction 53 Type of jacket
33 Bannister or Coe, 44 ‘White Men_ 54 Fence piece
e g. Jump” 55 Web location
34 King and Alda 46 Too fancy 57 Horn honk
37 Prevailing tide 48 Not so tough 58 Pin box
40 Ruthless usurers 50 Patriot Allen 59 Becomes slack
41 Japanese island 52 Mexican money 62 Invent facts
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