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Aries (March 21-April 19) Your energy is
increasing, but you’re also very sensitive.
You may feel like you’re being pushed by
forces beyond your control. That’s just
% compassion you’re feeling. Go with the flow.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) Better study up,
because you’re about to be tested. It’s
more likely to pertain to your personal life
than to business. And although you may
have to act quickly, patience is also
required. Rely on your experience.
Gemini (May 21-June 21) The most
brilliant idea you’ve had in a while may
have shown up in a dream late last night.
Can you remember what it was? If you
don’t, just start writing; it may come to you
again. It’s about making money. Somebody
nearby needs something you can provide,
at a profit.
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Cancer (June 22-July 22) You know when
to be sweet and when to dig in your heels.
That’s the dance you’ll be doing if you’re
after a raise. You might get a bonus by
tomorrow, on impulse, or make a quick
sale. The longer you wait, the worse your
odds. If you wait until Tuesday, forget it.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Once you’ve
completed the past, you’ll be ready for a
new adventure. Don’t dawdle; it’s waiting.
This could be a new romance, or the
revitalization of an old one. Discuss it over
% dinner.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) If you’re worried,
don’t hold it all in. Call up a friend,
someone who’s far away, and unload.
That’s not the same as dumping, as you
already know. This will make you both
feel better.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct 22) Your mind is more
on fun and games than on work, which is
not all bad. It’s great to have friends with
whom to play. Curtail that during working
hours, though. The boss isn’t getting
the joke.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) You should
have a pretty good head of steam worked
up by now. This is good, because you’re
about to encounter some resistance. Be
ready to report on what you’ve
accomplished, and you won’t be delayed for
long.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) You have
several options from which to choose.
Figure out which one costs the least, and
how long it will take. That gives you your
answer. Then, go to the beach — in your
imagination, at least.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) The trouble
may be that you can’t decide how much
you should spend on your home. Stop
thinking you have to carry the entire load.
Somebody’s willing to help, so let them.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Share the
burden with a friend whose talents are quite
different. You do the planning, and the other
person can make it happen. You can hire
somebody to get dirty. You can be the
brains behind the operation.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) This sure is
Monday, isn’t it? The toughest job on your
list is staring you right in the face. But this
could prove quite lucrative, so don’t despair.
Dig in.
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6 Some: Fr.
9 Eject from the
premises
14 Of ocean motion
15 Sure shot
16 Eagle's nest
17 Grackle
19 Twilled cloth
20 Painful throb
21 Of horseback
riding
23 “Walden” writer
25 Ewe’s mate
26 Attempt
27 Smooth fabric
29 So long, in Soho
31 Rascal
34 ‘Presumed
Innocent' author
Scott
36 Explosive liquid,
briefly
39 Does wrong
41 Heaps
43 Former P.M. of
Israel
44 Facial growth
46 Orderly heap
48 Shed tears
49 Frost or Dove
51 System of moral
values
53 That girl
55 Set sights
57 Indulged
61 Ceremonial
processions
64 Alone
65 Nimble
66 Mane cloth
68 Of the moon
69 Pub choice
70 “Aida” composer
71 Hammerheads :
72 Inc. in London ;
73 Donkeys :
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3 Sun Valley's -
state
4 Indy entrants .
5 Wapiti
6 Rum cocktails
7 Beige shade
8 Passover meal
9 _Kodak
10 Deviate
11 Rouses to
impatience
12 Stogie or cheroot
13 Itsy-bitsy
18 Damaged by
heavy use
12 Fri. follower
’4 End hunger
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Tides" star
50 Actor Curry
51 _of intrigue
52 Lionel Richie hit,
“You
53 Gossip channel?
55 Seasoned
57 _Grande
58 Globe
10 Full-house sign
\2 Ski
15 Merchants
\1 Kipling book
50 Twitch
52 Uses a blackjack
53 Resell tickets
54 The_,
Netherlands
56 Taj _
58 Lion’s comments
59 Slur over
60 Day in
Hollywood?
62 Economist
Greenspan
63 Dullard
67 Gabor sister
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