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This Week in USC History
March 24, 1980 — The SAC denied the New Crucible
Magazine's budget request. Budget cuts forced the
magazine to cease publication the following year.
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From Battlefield Earth to Little Nicky,
the Golden Raspberry Award Foundation
celebrates the worst Hollywood has to offer
by Tug Baker
The Gamecock
All eyes in Hollywood are on the Oscars. For
73 years, the Academy of Motion Pictures has
been honoring the best movies from around the
wo..d.
However, for the actors who slip through the
cracks and fall short of the Oscars’ golden glory,
there are the Razzies.
The Golden Raspberry Award Foundation pays
tribute to the worst films and performances Tinsel
Town has to offer.
For 21 years, the Razzies have searched to find
the worst of the worst and have taken it upon
themselves to warn the general public about these
films. Past Razzie winners have been such cinematic
droppings as Wild Wild West, Striptease, The
Postman and Showgirls.
The Razzies mainly recognize opposite
categories from the Oscars, including Worst Picture,
Worst Actor and Worst Screenplay. Besides
these standard categories, the Razzies also throw
in a few new categories every year, such as Worst
Sequel or Remake (past winners: The Scarlet Letter,
P ho) and Worst Reckless Disregard for Human
Life and Public Property (Con Air).
With 2000 being one of the worst years for
film in quite a while, the Razzies have had their
hands full. Battlefield Earth has walked away with
the most nominations with eight, including Worst
Couple (John Travolta and anyone on screen).
Other nominees include Blair Witch 2, Little
Nicky and The Next Best Thing.
Online polls seem to think that Battlefield
Earth will sweep, taking away more Razzie gold
than any other film and possibly surpassing
Showgirls to become the all-time Razzie champion.
Sylvester Stallone holds the most Worst Actor
awards (8) and is nominated for the 23rd time this
year for Get Carter, which is also up for Worst
Remake or Sequel. Competition in this category
includes Leonardo DiCaprio, 1998 Razzie winner
for Titanic.
Madonna joins the list of rock-stars-tumed
actors-tumed-Razzie-nominees (if you guessed
Courtney Love, then you guessed right).
While the Oscars appear to be wide open this
year, the Razzies seem to be locked down by the
big budget bomb Battlefield Earth, but there could
be some surprises. Perhaps Arnold Schwarzenegger,
always the bridesmaid, can hope to be a bride this
year.
No matter who wins or loses, though, all the
nominees can be confident in their inabilities.
The 21st Annual Razzie Awards will be
announced on March 24. Nominations and results
can be seen at www.razzies.com.
The spotlight desk can be reached at
gamecockspotlight@hotmail.com
Artists unite to tell
the tale of a colonel
| H y p o c r i t i c
Kevin Langston
A compilation
featuring
Guided By
Voices, Pavement’s
Steve Malkmus,
Quasi, Howe Gelb,
The Minus 5, Lou
Barlow, Poster Chil
dren, Grandaddy and
Macha and The
Minders has perked
my ears up. What in
j blue blazes could this be? The answer lies
; in one name: Colonel Jeffrey
Pur'oemickel. Here’s the scoop:
v. hris Slusarenko, former member of
■ indie groups Sprinkler and Svelt, wrote a
story about the Colonel, sent off different
pieces of his story to his friends and each
delivered an original track about the
Colonel.
So what we have here is a
compilation/concept album. My first
question is, how does one guy know so
many great bands and artists?
My second question is, how could such
<ui abstract story mid idea turn out so damn
marvelously? Having sent my check to
Slusarenko, I am a proud owner of this
elusive album (signed by the Colonel
himself), and I’m amazed.
After a brief prologue tune from
J Gi’T^ard (who provide all the album’s
“incidental music”), Guided By Voices
usher in the story with “Titus and Strident
Wet Nurse (Creating Jeffrey).”
This could easily be their best rock
song since “I am a Tree.” Its reprise,
“Destroying Jeffrey,” closes the album,
but in between, we find some fine efforts
from a hodge-podge of some of indie rock’s
best.
Stephen Malkmus gets possessed by
drum machines, tape loops and vocal
distorters in his contribution (I had to
do a double take to make sure it was
him the first time I heard it).
It’s a stark deviation from his work
with Pavement and as a solo artist, but
interesting, to say the least.
The divorcee duo Quasi (made up or
divorced couple Janet Weiss and Sam
Coomes) offer a pulsating, heartfelt pop
song that could win you over if you’ve
never heard their music before.
Giant Sand frontman Howe Gelb
delivers a brief and trite offering that
sounds-like he put all of 15 minutes into
the effort. What’s remarkable is that you’re
humming the song long after you’ve
moved on.
The Minus Five (this time it’s Scott
McCaughey and Peter Buck) offer a Pet
Sounds/Magical Mystery Tour-inspired
pop song with a cool vocal effect over
McCaughey’s lyrics and a schizophrenic
hurricane of psychedelic elements, riffs
Langston see page 6
Special to The Gamecock .
Battlefield Earth received the most Razzie Award nominations, with eight. The
“winners” will be announced March 24.
WORST PICTURE
❖ Battlefield Earth (Warner Bros.)
❖ Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (Artisan)
❖ The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (Universal)
❖ Little Nicky (New Line)
❖ The Next Best Thing (Paramount)
WORST ACTOR
❖ Leonardo DiCaprio* — The Beach
❖ Adam Sandler* — Little Nicky
❖ Sylvester Stallone* — Get Carter
❖ Ah-nold Schwarzenegger (As the REAL Adam Gibson) — The 6th Day
❖ John Travolta — Battlefield Earth and Lucky Numbers
WORST ACTRESS
❖ Kim Basinger — Bless the Child and / Dreamed of Africa
. ❖ Melanie Griffith* — Cecil B. Demented
❖ Madonna* — The Next Best Thing -
❖ Bette Midler — Isn t She Great
❖ Demi Moore* — Passion of Mind
WORST DIRECTOR
❖ Joe Berlinger — Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
❖ Steven Brill — Little Nicky
❖ Roger Christian — Battlefield Earth
❖ Brian DePalma — Mission to Mars
❖ John Schlesinger — The Next Best Thing /
KEY: * denotes previous RAZZIE winner; it denotes previous RAZZIE nominee: $ denotes previous Oscar
\® winner @ denotes previous Oscar nominee.
ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY: Warm weather returns
Aaron Hark/The Gamecock
Third-year College of Liberal Arts students Jeff Davis and Daniel Bailey (facing camera)
throw a frisbee on the Horseshoe on Thursday afternoon.
What’s Happening
FRIDAY, MARCH 23
Live Music
Billy G’s, Something Else
Delaney’s, Tim White
Elbow Room, Sh*ts and Giggles
Hunter-Gatherer, Sterling
Jammin’ Java, Jason Galloway
Mac’s on Main, Fatback & the Groove
Band
New Brookland Tavern, Violent New
Breed, Johnny Rotten Cash & the White
Trash All-Stars
Sundance, TrickKnee, Miss Fortune
Township Auditorium, Carolina Beach
Show
Uncle Doctor’s, Cryptopsy, Candida,
Origin, Poison the Well
Performing Arts
Comedy House Theatre, Gary Conrad
(8 & 10:30 p.m.)
Drayton Hall USC, Spring Dance
Showcase
Longstreet Theatre, The Boys Next
Door
Town Theatre, The Rainmaker
Karaoke
Decisions, No Stage Fright Karaoke
Dee Dee’s, (Gilbert) Karaoke w/Tecey
and Gar
Shooter’s, Cat’s Karaoke
Wally’s, Karaoke w/Wild Bill and Nancy
DJs and Dance
Cracker Jack’s, Carolina Beach & Shag
Night; late Night Techno Party
Hemingway’S, DJ Party
Hideaway’s. Pool Tournament
Mallards, Retro Disco Night
SATURDAY, MARCH 24
Live Music
Art Bar, Play
Billy G’s, Soup
Crocodile Rocks, Dueling Pianos
Decisions, Hit and Run
Delaney’s, Suzie Summers •
Hemingway’s, She Says
Jammin’ Java, Mia & Hoagy, Michael
Mock
Legends, Atlantic Coastline
Mac’s on Main, Sabor Latin Jazz
New Brookland Tavern, Hot Lava
Monster, Another Man Down, Candy Ass
Sundance, Will Hoge, Travisty Theory
Uncle Doctor’s, Hatebreed
Performing Arts
Comedy House Theatre, Gary Conrad
(8,10:30 p.m.)
Drayton Hall USC, Spring Dance
Concert
Longstreet Theatre, The Boys Next
Door
Town Theatre, The Rainmaker
Karaoke
Decisions, No Stage Fright Karaoke
Hideaway's, Kamikaze Karaoke
SUNDAY, MARCH 25
Live Music
Cracker Jacks, Boogie & Blues Fest
w/The Griff Band
Decisions, Blues Jam w/Brainstorm
Delaney’s, Team Trivia
Drafter's, Open jam w/Rick Stevens
Finlay Park, (Oyster Festival) Soutwood
Honey, Hobex, Maywater Rum, S-Tribe,
Travisty Theory, Popaganda
Newberry Opera House. Preservation
Hall Jazz Band
New Brookland Tavern, Loch Ness
Johnny live CD recording
Publick House, Traditional Irish Session
USC School of Music, John Adams,
piano
Performing Arts
Comedy House Theatre, Gary Conrad
Karaoke
Cherries, Karolina Laser Karaoke
Ray’s Place, Cat s Karaoke
In The News
■ Eminem action
figures in the works
NEW YORK (AP)-It’s not the
real Slim Shady — it’s an action figure
that looks just like him.
A series of three Eminem dolls
will hit stores in July, said Carlos
Espada, spokesman for Art Asylum,
the Brooklyn, N.Y.-based company
that’s designing the toys.
One is a low-key version of the
rapper as Marshall Mai hers, his real
name, dressed in a puffy white jacket.
A second doll depicts Mathers as
his alter ego, “Slim Shady,” wearing a
hockey mask ;uid carrying a chain saw
— which doesn't work. “We haven’t
perfected that yet,” Espada joked
Tuesday.
Details of the third doll were still
in the works.