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Aries (March 21-April 19) You’re tempted to
set your worries aside and go for the gold, but
a couple of your worries are well-founded,
especially the one that involves money.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) A friend lets you in
on an excellent deal, but don’t get too carried
away. Use your good judgment to minimize
risks. Meanwhile, take care of an older
person’s needs, especially the one who pays
the bills.
Gemini (May 21-June 21) You’d like to go,
but you’d better stay, even if you’re up against
a difficult task. Once you get it done, you’ll
feel better in ways that you can’t even
imagine.
Cancer (June 22-July 22) There’s so much
money going back and forth, it may be hard
to tell if you’re winning or losing. Hold on to
\ as much as you can. This is not a good day
to give generously. Schedule that for Friday,
instead.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) You’re so cute, you
may think you can get away with anything.
Your friends would like you to believe that,
and so would some of your enemies. Be
entertaining on your own time, not the boss’.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) It looks like others
are going to win the battle, but you have the
edge. Use something you’ve learned from
experience or just listen to an older person.
Don’t get involved in an argument that has
nothing to do with you.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct 22) Friends tell you what
to do, but if it’s going to cost you much, pass.
Follow the advice of someone who’s got your
best interests at heart. If you can’t get the job
done as you’ve promised, call and let them
know.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) You could be the
lucky winner again. Your intuition is more
accurate than the experts’ opinions. Even a
partner who’s usually right could be wrong
this time. Follow your hunch.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) A romantic
adventure could be ill-timed and ill-financed.
Plan now and save the spree for the
weekend. It will be even more successful if
the trip you’ve planned is for business.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) If a loved one is
having fits, be patient. Throwing money at the
problem won’t help. Settle for dinner out and
save the big expenditure for later. Your first
whim is too expensive.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You’re gung-ho
to launch a new project, but hold off a little
longer and plan more. Let somebody else’s
suggestion fall flat before you offer yours—
don’t worry, it won’t take long.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Expect a foul-up
on a job today. Nobody knows what’s
supposed to be done or in what order. Watch
for mistakes, and prevent them if you can.
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1 Low voice
6 Sentence
components
11 Cassowary
cousin
14 Broadway name
15 Walking
16 Family
17 Spicy dish
18 Utterance
20 Multitudes
21 Coop denizen
22 Part of RCA
23 Pizzeria fixture
25 Cellmate
26 Decorated
30 Files
34 Sell off
35 Medical exam
36 Rara_
37 Notable period
38 _Raton, FL
39 Exclusive control
of a commodity
42 Where tutus twirl
44 Adler and
Benson
45 Thin surface
layers
46 Large tub
47 Penny
48 Shadings
51 Behave
humanly?
52 Ciao, on Lanai
57 Those who have
lost faith
59 Fowl choice
60 Chinese
chairman
61 Fuming
62 All thumbs
63 Member of a
fraternal order
64 Issues a ticket to
65 Tightly packed
DOWN
1 Baroque master
2 Muscular stiffness
3 Mix
4 Auctioneer’s last
word
5 Prayers
6 Bathed
7 Frequently
8 Colorful mount
9 Period
10 Fatty tissue
components
11 _out a living
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12 Short skirt
13 “Do _ others
as...”
19 Lower jaw
24 Dog’s best
friend?
25 Demure
26 Smith and West
27 Golfer's gouge
28 Of sheep
29 Decides
30 Govt. agcy.
(1934-65)
31 Eleve’s place
32 Fast snake
33 Louvers
35 Use too much
nose
37 1994 Open golf
champion
40 Credit cards
41 Horse’s morsel
42 Hogan of golf
43 Indigestion relief
45 Poetry
47 Greek island
48 Subdue
49 Australian gem
50 Alcove
51 Coupd’_
53 Kent’s beloved
54 Exposed
55 Beer ingredient
56 Feed the kitty
58 Biblical lion
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