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Aries (March 21-April 19) You’re stuck
between a rock and a hard place. Your
worries are coming true, and you can’t do
everything. You hate it when that
happens, but don’t have a fit. Look for
ways to increase your income instead.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) You’re
powerful, and others seek your advice.
Friends are headed into fantasy land, so
help them stay on the right track. They
might not like what you have to say, but
say it anyway.
Gemini (May 21-June 21) There are a
lot of irritating things going on. It’s like
waking up to find your kitchen full of ants,
for example. Stay off the highways as
much as possible. People will be
changing lanes without signaling.
Cancer (June 22-July 22) It may look
like a good day to play with friends, but
there are complications. A tip a friend
gives you may not work out. Also, tell a
friend not to antagonize the boss. It’s not
a good day to ask for a raise.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) A conflict between
your partner and an older person could
get rough. You could act as arbitrator, but
don’t do it until they ask. They won’t
listen to a word you say before then,
anyway.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Your work
could get in the way of a social
engagement you have planned.
Something that usually takes a half-hour
could take three hours. Don’t make any
dates, and don’t promise to be home for
dinner at a certain time.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct 22) You’re saving
money, but you don’t have enough to
waste. If a child or sweetheart wants to
fulfill a bizarre fantasy, it’s not your duty
to comply. Say no if you can’t afford it or
don’t want to do it.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) There’s more
discussion required on a household
project. You want one thing and your
roommate wants another. Give as much
as you can on the little points, and they
might give on an issue that’s big to you.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) If you’re
worried about inefficiency at work, keep
your opinions to yourself. People don’t
want to change today, even for a good
reason. They’re not in the mood to hear
it, so don’t tweak ‘em.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Money is
the problem now. A loved one may have
decided that you shouldn’t spend your
money however you want. Instead of
flaunting your authority, be respectful. At
least think about it for one more day.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) It could be
difficult for you to get your meaning
across. It’s hard to make changes
successfully. Don’t buy things for your
home today, either. You’re too apt to
decide later that you want to take them
back.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Your
fantasies may have deviated from reality.
It’s as if you’ve designed a building but
forgot to take gravity into consideration.
All you have to do is make the correction
without ruining your design.
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Crossword
ACROSS
1 Rhino relative
6 Lady’s address
10 Sting
14 Avoid capture
15 Seaweed
16 Patriot Nathan
17 Line of a letter
18 Bard
19 Dehydrated
20 Dry, as wine
21 Playwright Henrik
23 Abu UAE
24 Husk
26 Severe
28 Bahamian
butterfly
32 Drying kiln
33 Crow’s cry
34 Ridicule
39 PC operator
40 Do dough?
42 Author/director
Kazan
43 Meaningful
sequence of words
45 Pollution patrol grp.
46 Thin strip
47 Right to authority
50 Aim
54 “White Men _
Jump”
55 Commence
56 Stairway
component
59 Twisting turn
62 Cross-country
walk
63 Assistant
64 Household pest, :
shortly ;
66 Surefire shots
67 _there, done
that
68 Follow
69 Rolls of bills
70 Formerly,
formerly
71 Feats
DOWN
1 Hardy heroine
2 Notaweather
3 Buyer
4 A mean Amin
5 Second drink
6 Atlas pages
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7 Medicinal plant Solutions
8 Meeting plan
9 Gymnast’s
cushion
10 Former rulers of
Iran
11 Gem weight
12 Mystery excuse?
13 Doc
>2 Linemen
>3 Roys’ love
>5 Extremist
17 Good_to bad
rubbish
>8_du jour
>9 Laundry
30 Pale
31 Twill weave
35 Varnish ingredient
36 Uncomfortable
37 Use a rotary 49 and feathered 58 Transmitted
phone 50 Phooey! 60 Desert Storm
38 Grub 51 City near Rome missile
t1 Simian 52 Gathered, as 61 Females of the
14 Edinburgh man fallen leaves species
18 More than a little 53 News media 63 Actor Vigoda
strange 57 Caesar's date 65 Single
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