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Houseplant runs for office
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by Erin O’Neal
The Gamecock
On April 26 in Morristown, N.J., filmmak
er Michael Moore presented his candidate for
the 2000 Senate race in New Jersey’s 11th Dis
trict against Republican incumbent, Rodney R
Frelinghuysen—a ficus houseplant.
“All ficuses running for Congress across
the country meet the constitutional qualifica
tions: each ficus is at least 25 years old, each has
been in the U.S. for at least seven years and each
is a resident of the district where it seeks elec
tion,” Moore said.
Along with this announcement, Moore de
clared that ficuses nationwide were campaign
ing for congressional seats in districts where in
cumbent candidates were met with little or no
opposition. Among these districts was the 4th
District in Greenville, S.C.
In that district, a ficus ran for the House of
Representatives against incumbent Republican
Jim DeMint, who was elected for a second term
on Nov. 7.
Carolyn Ballard, Ficus 2000 Campaign Man
ager in the 4th District, volunteered in March to
take part in Moore’s satirical protest.
“I tried to enlist people in [the] effort and
got no takers. So, I did the minimum that Moore
asked for: buy a ficus tree, take it around and
photograph it in front of spots that could be iden
tified with the state,” Ballard said.
Ballard and her ficus plant made stops at Mi
Mart, the Capitol building and the University of
South Carolina.
Ballard said she had hoped Moore could con
vince Hootie and the Blowfish to perform a ben
efit concert in honor of the ficus’ congressional
bid, but unfortunately the lack of interest and
support from Moore kept the Greenville ficus
campaign from generating much attention.
Though its name didn't appear on the ballot,
Moore encouraged voters to write-in “ficus” in
protest against incumbent candidates. Interest
ingly enough, South Carolina Sen. Strom Thur
mond was first elected by tliis method to Con
gress in 1954.
If a candidate receives more than 25 write
in votes, their name may appear independent
of die general write-in category. Apparently diere
were not enough votes for the ficus plant in the
4th District to separate it from votes for other
write-ins.
“Unless there were more than 25 write-in
votes given to that particular candidate, they are
not totaled,” Elections Committee member
Michael Cinnamon said. “It would take pages to
record votes for all the different write-in votes,
like Mickey Mouse or Lou Holtz.”
South Carolina and New Jersey weren’t the
only states in which these photosynthesizipg can
didates placed their bids for a seat in Congress.
In fact, Alabama, Arkansas, California, Geor
gia, Illinois, Ohio, Texas, Virginia and
Wyoming all had at least one ficus plant running
for public office.
The ficus was most noticeable this election
in its New Jersey campaign against Frelinghuy
sen, a third-time Republican congressman-elect.
According to Moore, New Jersey has sent six
Frelinghuysens to Congress, including Rep. Frel
inghuysen’s father.
With the 2000 presidential election still
unresolved, perhaps more voters might feel more
inclined in the next election to give their sup
port to a potted houseplant that needs fresh air,
not hot air, to survive in Washington.
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The Grinch (Jim Carrey) conspires with dog Max in Universal Pictures’ 2000 release of Dr. Seuss’
“How the Grinch Stole Christmas.”
‘The Grinch’ remake
falls short of original
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Jim Carrey plays the villainous
Grinch in Ron Howard’s live-action
remake of the classic cartoon and
story by Dr. Seuss.
Like the problem that plagues
all remakes of classic movies, the
question of how to surpass the orig
inal lies in Howard’s hands.
Unfortunately, in spite of Car
rey’s comical appearance and jokes,
this big budget remake falls short of
the wonder of the original.
Dr. Suess’s original story cen
tered around the citizens, the Whos
of the tiny town of Whoville. Their
most beloved holiday, Christmas, is
approaching, and the town is all
abuzz in preparation.
The one being who hates Christ
mas, the Grinch, lives on a nearby
mountain and decides he is tired of
their celebrating. Thus, he embarks
on a mission to destroy Christmas
by robbing the town of all its holi
day food, toys and decorations.
He soon learns, however, that
there is more to Christmas than just
gifts.
Because the original cartoon is
only 26 minutes, Ron Howard had
to take certain liberties and add a
good bit of content in order, to make
it the standard film length of
about an hour and a half.
He introduced the Mayor of
Whoville (Jeffrey Tambor) and
the Grinch’s could-have-been child
hood sweetheart of Martha May
Who-vier (Christine Baranski), as
well as characters from the original
book and cartoon, like Little Cindy
Lou Who (Taylor Momsen).
Saturday Night Live castmem
ber Molly Shannon did an admirable
job as Betty Lou Who, mother to
Cindy Lou Who. And, Anthony
Hopkins, known for his portrayal
of Hannibal Lector in Silence of the
Lambs, lent his voice as narrator for
the film.
Carrey’s antics give a side to the
Grinch unseen in the cartoon.
When the movie expounds on
why the Grinch went to live on the
mountain in the first place, he earns
enough sympathy that he seems to
be a dilferent creature than the one
in Dr. Suess’s book and cartoon.
The mayor is such a negative
character that he, not the Grinch,
seems to be the true evil creature
of the film.
Perhaps that was Howard’s in
tent, but it deviated too far from the
original.
Many of the added parts at
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tempted to use Suess-like rhymes,
which worked for the most part.
Overall, the film’s special ef
fects were dazzling. The comedy
was right on, as Carrey put his heart
and soul into being a believable char
acter.
The biggest problem, in fact, was
that he was too convincing. The
Grinch seemed to be more human
than could be allowed in the story.
There’s always a risk when re
making a classic, and in this case,
the original wasn’t bested.
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Yoakum’s album
redefines country
by Tug Baker
The Gamecock
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Forget everything you know.
Faith Hill is not country. Dwight
Yoakum is.
Yoakum’s newest album, his
11th, is entitled “Tomorrow’s
Sounds Today.”
The truth, however, is quite
opposite from that title.
While most of today’s country
music is nothing but warmed-over
pop, Yoakum’s approach, as always,
is to redefine the music of his coun
try ancestors.
“Tomorrow’s Sounds Today” is
a rambling, honky-tonk album.in
fluenced not only by country artists
like Hank Williams Sr. and Merle
Haggard but also by rock bands like
Queen.
In the end, though, the album
is pure country bliss, songs of heart
break and rejection told in the way
that only a seasoned country vet
eran like Yoakum can.
However, the album cover
doesn’t prepare listeners for an al
bum so drenched in classic coun
try.
The image of Yoakum, sitting
in a futuristic chair, wearing a pink
leather cowboy shirt and sur
rounded by women with painted
speakers on their bare skin, brings
to mind memories of David
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Country singer Dwight
Yoakam releases his
eleventh album entitled
‘Tomorrow’s Sounds Today.”
Bowie’s glam-rock days. And per
haps that’s the best description of
Dwight Yoakum — he is the
glam that country never knew.
“Love Caught Up to Me,”
“What Do You Know About Love”
and “Free to Go” are catchy, rol
licking, honky-tonk songs that re
ally show off Yoakum’s talent with
a tune.
However, “For Love’s Sake”
slows the honky-tonk down a bit,
giving listeners a clue as to what
Paul McCartney writing country
might sound like.
“Time Spent Missing You” is a
sad ballad that really conveys the
feeling of an endless wait for a lost
Yoakum seepages
Doors tribute album
doesn’t light any fires
by Zeina Makky
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Robbie Krieger, John
Densmore, Jim Morrison
(deceased) and Ray
Manzarek, the original mem
bers of The Doors.
Here is “Stoned Immaculate: the
' Music of the Doors,” a tribute album
that includes some obscure Doors
tracks on which the remaining band
members collaborated.
Many times, tribute albums are
pointless, and the cover versions add
nothing to the originals or are musi
cally inferior to them. And some
times, tribute albums can yield in
teresting covers or even great
versions.
“Stoned Immaculate” includes
both categories.
Good covers include Days of the
New’s version of “L.A. Woman,”
Perry Farrell & Exene doing “Chil
dren of Night” and Tlie Doors doing
their own “Under Waterfall,” which
is simply divine. Creed is surpris
ingly good except when Scott Stapp
sings. Thankfully, his voice can hard
ly be heard.
There are average covers here
too — “Touch Me” by Cult front
man Ian Astbury and “Love Me Two
Times” by Aerosmith. “Wild Child”
by goth band The Cult is average as
well, but Astbury deserves credit for
his amazing voice.
But what is really annoying about
cover versions is when artists don’t
add a single tiling to the original ver
sion, merely copying it or just sound
ing impersonal. Stone Temple Riots’
“Break on Through” and Smash
Mouth’s “Peace Frog” are two prime
examples of that.
All in all, however, this isn’t a
bad tribute album, complete with
some original Doors songs.
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at
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What’s Happening
WEDNESDAY. NOV. 29
ART BAR, Coup
BLUE MARTINI, Skipp
Pearson and Jazzology
CROCODILE ROCK’S, Du
eling Pianos Ladies Night
DECISIONS, Muddy Quar
ters
DIANE’S ON DEVINE, Ross
Holmes
ELBOW ROOM, Chupacabra
GOLD RUSH, Open Mic
with Rick Stevens
GROUP THERAPY, Wild
Wild Wednesdays
JAMMIN JAVA, Robert
Gardiner Quartet
KNOCK KNOCK CLUB,
College Night
MACS ON MAIN, The 4th
Element
MONTERREY JACK’S, Lee
Barbour Quintet
NEW BROOKLAND TAV
ERN, Brother’s Keep
PALOMINO CLUB,
Karaoke with Tootie
SANDRA’S CORNER POCK
ET, Rick and Tina’s Karaoke _
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ZORBA’S, Tevfik Alici
(Turkish Music)
THURSDAY. NOV. 30
DELANEY’S, Loch Ness
Johnny
NEW BROOKLAND TAV
ERN, Mandible
PAVLOV’S, Rev-7
FRIDAY, DEC. 1
DECISIONS, No Stage Fright
Karaoke
ELBOW ROOM, Dick Deli
cious & The Tasty Testicles
PICKIN PARLOR, Bluegrass
Jam
SATURDAY. DEC. 2
DECISIONS, No Stage Fright
Karaoke
ELBOW ROOM, Soul Mites
with S-Tribe
SUNDAY. DEC T
DECISIONS, Blues Jam with
Brainstorm