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‘We’re not in the driver's seat, but as I told them,
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Lou Holtz, USC head football coach
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Presidential hopefuls
disappoint in debates
The 2000 presidential debates have pitted Texas Gov.
G eoige W. Bush and Vice President A1 Gore together in three
c onsecutive exercises of futility.
The first debate three weeks ago showcased each candi
< date's immature side. We saw Bush fire off several planned
“zingers” for the media’s sake, including his repeated accusa
tions that Gore practices “fuzzy Washington math.” Interest
ingly, Bush didn’t supply figures of his own to counter Gore’s
fuzzy numbers. Just as bad were Gore’s consistent audible
sighs and his human-interest anecdotes that weren’t quite
true. That girl in Florida, whom Gore said had no place to sit
in her classroom because of overcrowding, was in fact a new
student at school and had a place to sit by the end of the day.
Removing the podiums for the second debate brought on a
tone of collegiality — and even agreement at times. But in
stead of adequately highlighting their very real policy differ
ences, Gore and Bush spent their time searching for common
ground to attract undecided voters. We would be surprised if
the debates did anything to encourage the undecided to vote
for either one of them. Even though the second debate was far
more mature than the first, the men were still unclear, speak
ing in code words and bullet points that required interpreta
tion.
In last night’s town-hall style debate in St. Louis, the can
didates were better about outlining the differences in their
platforms, but just like before, neither candidate was able to
adequately explain their policies or substantiate their claims.
Don't use the elevator
to go to the 2nd floor
People who take the elevator to the second floor should
instead use the stairs as a common courtesy for those who
need to travel a greater number of floors to reach their desti
nation, particularly in buildings such as South Tower, Cap
stone and the Humanities Classroom Building, where long el
evator waits are the norm.
In these buildings, people who use the elevator to get to
the second floor not only cause inconvenience to those al
ready on the elevator; they also cause those waiting down
stairs for an elevator to have to wait that much longer.
Unless a physical handicap prevents these people from be
ing able to take the stairs, chances are they don’t need to hold
everyone up by using the elevator to get to the second floor.
In the future, these people should be more considerate and
take the stairs instead.
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The Engush Language
Subtle notions of superiority
A few weeks
ago, I sat in
the court
yard between Gam
brell and the Hu
manities building,
advising an old
friend to look for
my Monday
columns. My
friend, whom I love
in part for the de
tachment from the
notions of time and
space some people
consider funda
mental, replied ag
itatedly, “Whenev
er 1 look for your
Jennie
Ughtweis
is a senior
English major.
She can be
reached at game
cockview
points®hotmail.
com
column, I find Kevin Langston or Pete
Johnson!”
I understand her frustration every time
I open a newspaper and see James Kil
patrick or William F. Buckley. This is
not to analogize my fellow columnists and
me with these two gentlemen; only to say
that my expectations are thwarted when
I see either Buckley or Kirkpatrick writ
ing about language. I expect the ostensi
bly intelligent Kilpatrick and Buckley to
be able to see when their mission of lan
guage prescription has become bloodsport,
and a tool of bigotry.
Despite, or perhaps because of, my
love of language, I felt the same kind of
rage when I saw, in a list of new book re
leases, one called “A Superior Person’s
Book of Words” (by Peter Bowler) and
“The Leaning Tower of Babe” (by Richard
Mitchell). Both are prescriptivist texts
about language — the first proposing to
make the reader a “superior” person with
elevated diction, and the second suggest
ing that America’s butchery of the English
language has led us to a state of language
chaos.
I don’t know their purpose. Is it to
combat the damage they believe a liberal
education, and Ebonics, have dealt to the
language? To answer, I would say that,
when it came to language, my education
was not so liberal. Most of my high school
English teachers believed that language
play was great art from poets, and a sign
of moral degradation from students. Fur
thermore, Ebonics was a public relations
disaster blown out of proportion by racists
who wanted people to believe that Cali
fornia schools would teach written dialects.
This is clearly impossible — written Eng
lish will probably always stay the same,
while spoken dialects, thankfully, cause
the language to evolve and change.
Of course, these subtly racist attitudes
are not exclusive to Kilpatrick, Buckley
and rural English teachers. Even a pro
gressive like Christopher Hitchens, a mod
el of heroic journalism, says people
don’t speak dialects because their cul
ture is different from mainstream, but rather
because they are economically and socially
deprived.
For Hitchens and other people of con
science, I return to the metaphor between
reactions to poetic license and dialectic li
cense. If poets are labeled correct, but
African-American and rural Southern chil
dren are called “deprived,” I can only as
sume that language prescriptivists are vic
tims of subtle notions of racial and class
superiority.
These prescriptions devil me, partic
ularly when I listen to the amazing verbal
acrobatics of hip-hop music. In part, the
confusion of the language prescriptivists
must involve the metaphoric quality of di
alects. A newer term like “bling-bling”
refers to the diamonds and jewelry adorn
ing wealthy rappers. It’s a clearly metaphor
ic reference to the shine off their adorn
ments — but this kind of creativity is not
celebrated like Shakespeare’s coinage of
“chortle” or “assassinate.”
Shakespeare, a working-class play
wright from the English.provinces, has got
ten some good PR as an innovator of lan
guage, as Jay-Z and Tupac haven’t. Perhaps
I’ll have to give it time, wait and see if the
prescriptivists come around to the elastic
and intelligent uses of new words. Until
then, I have to scorn their subtle notions
of superiority, and rejoice that when “A
Common Reader’s” catalogue and language
mavens disappoint, I always have my dic
tionary of slang, and George Clinton on
the turntable.
Letters
Creed sets ideal
for student behavior
To the Editor
I was pleased that The Gamecock Ed
itorial Board took the time in the Oct. 11
issue to ponder the question, “Does USC
really need the Carolinian Creed?” It is
exactly the kind of conversation and aware
ness.that the university community hopes
to encourage during Carolinian Creed
Week.
The Carolinian Creed is a set of aspi
rations set forth by the University of South
Carolina community. The Creed stands as
an ideal for human behavior, not as a for
mal Code of Conduct. The Student
Code of Conduct of the university is
outlined in the student handbook, and it is
distinctly separated from the Creed, which
stands as a Code of Honor. As such, a
student is never “charged” with “being
in violation of’ the Creed. Nor does the
Creed have any enforcement (“weight”)
other than what the student community
demands of itself. This is not to say that
some of the ideas set forth in the Creed
are not also reflected in the university’s
Code of Conduct — certainly they are.
But to give the Creed “teeth,” as it were,
. would be to turn it from a goal to a re
quirement, from a lofty aspiration to a
mandate of conduct. Essentially, it would
strip away that which makes it special, that
it comes from each individual as op
posed to being imposed on each individ
■i
The Board’s observation that the
“Creed is not forceful,” that the “Creed is
abused daily,” and that “it isn’t a part of
our daily lives,” is exactly the reason why
we need it. The university community
should embrace this goal, as you suggest,
“more than one week out of the year,” and
I believe as students, we should stand at
the forefront of this movement.
I agree that, when the “day arrives”
when all students do what is right because
it is the right thing to do, and not out of
fear of consequences, we will “truly see
the beauty of having a Creed.” But until
that time, how will we recognize the beau
ty of that achievement without the Creed
there to remind us of our goal? The Car
olinian Creed stands as the premier sym
bol of this university — it is one of the
things that makes USC truly a landmark
institution.
Michael Hannon
Political Science Senior
President, Student Judicial Council
Reader says Bush is
best choice for USA
To the Editor
After reading Corey Ford’s column on
Wednesday, Oct. 11 (“Gore is best choice
for 2000”), I’m afraid that Mr. Ford has
fallen prey to Vice President Gore’s lies
and exaggerations.
Ford contends that Gov. Bush has not
shown “remarkable leadership” in his role
as the governor of one the laigest states.
In six years, Gov. Bush has improved ed
ucation by restoring local control to schools,
putt welfare recipients to work, decreased
the number of frivolous lawsuits, strength
ened the criminal justice laws by insisting
on tougher punishment for violent of
fenders and delivered the two laigest tax <
cuts in the history of Texas. The “re
markable” aspect of his record in Texas i
is that he accomplished all this with the 1
bipartisan support of the democratic-con- l
trolled Texas House of Representatives, i
The democratic lieutenant governor had
even endorsed Gov. Bush in his 1998 re- i
election bid and in his presidential cam
paign. Gov. Bush obviously did something 1
right to be the first person to be elected to 1
consecutive four year terms in Texas his
tory in 1998 with almost 70 percent of the
vote.
In contrast, Vice President Gore is a
product of VVhshington, D.C., having spent
nearly his entire life there. While Bush has
real-life experience having been a cor
porate executive, Gore offers experi
ence in the partisan politics of Washing
ton. Ford failed to point out the eight years
of inaction during the Clinton/Gore ad
ministration. In 1992 and 1996, they cam
paigned on middle-class tax relief, health
care reform and prescription drugs for
seniors. They have yet to accomplish
any of these, and Gore actually cast the
tie-breaking vote on the largest tax in
creases in U S hisfnrv
Gov. Bush’s proposals are real plans
for real people. His Medicare plan gives
seniors prescription-drug coverage and a
:hoice in health care plans. His education
•eform plan insists on accountability to
ensure children are learning. His tax-cut
rlan provides tax relief to all families, not
ust a select few. The vice president’s plan
vill ensure a laiger bureaucracy that would
nake any tax-and-spend democrat proud.
Finally, Gov. Bush wants to restore
tonor and dignity to the White House. A'f
er eight years of fund-raising shenanigans
vhere there was “no controlling legal au
hority” and scandal after scandal, Gov.
Bush and his running-mate, Dick Cheney,
ire men of character who intend to
nake Americans proud of their presi
lent and vice president again and end the
;eason of cynicism in Washington. Ford
nakes sure to give praise to Sen. John Mc
lain in his column - well, here is a quote
rom McCain, who has endorsed Gov. Bush
or president: “Governor Bush will pro
'ide America with decisive leadership that’s
espected at home and abroad.”
JavidHill
*ublic Relations Junior
I
Blue Laws
Charleston
residents
destined
for hell
South Carolini
ans should be
ashamed of
themselves.
There is a city in
this state whose
residents are being
preyed upon by the
evils of alcohol, and
the state’s govern
ment is doing ab
solutely nothing to
stop it. And of all
cities to let this moral
decay occur, it’s
Charleston, the holy
city. The rest of the
state seems to know
iCWJi
Brock Vergakis
is a junior jour
nalism major. He
can be reached
at gamecock
viewpoints@hot
mail.com
ana ooey ooa s law, wnicn says, All ye who
buy Bud Light on Sunday shall bum in the
fiery pits of hell.” It’s not hard to miss. It’s
right there next to, “The shepherd may drink
Monday through Saturday, but only until 2
a.m. Saturday night, as this is the hour Satan
visits Five Points to claim your soul.”
Sure, it gets a little confusing, because
some good Christian denominations like to
drink it up in honor of Jesus with a little wine
on Sundays, but in the Bible it says that’s all
good just as long as you buy that wine be
fore Sunday. That’s why we have local gov
ernment here to keep us from taking the
plunge into hell.
Unfortunately, Charleston’s local gov
ernment doesn’t realize its responsibility to
ensure Charlestonians don’t go to hell. That
really is sad. I feel terrible for Charlestoni
ans, but what can I do? I think I’ll just bask
in the glory of knowing I’m lucky enough
to go to school in a city where ensuring I
don’t go to hell takes precedent over that
whole idiotic notion of separation of church
and state. When we’re talking about saving
souls, the U.S. Constitution really isn’t all
that imnnrtanf riuht^
I used to think the Constitution was a
pretty cool thing until I decided to come
to school here and was shown the light. I
fear for my fellow out-of-state students,
though. What if they go to home and buy
beer on Sunday? Are our souls any less im
portant? I would hope not. Maybe South
Carolina should make it illegal for people to
travel to heathen states on Sundays, too.
But then, there’s this whole problem of
Charleston. Even if it were illegal to go to
a heathen state on Sundays, people could just
as easily go to Charleston, buy beer and go
to hell. It’s not difficult. I’m not proud of it,
but I too succumbed to buying beer in
Charleston on a Sunday when I worked there
this summer. Boy, was I glad to be back in
Columbia when school started so that would
never happen agaia.
This country and this world have many
problems that need to be solved, and it’s easy
to ignore them. But how can we ignore sin
ning in our own back yard? The people of
Charleston are some of the greatest people
I’ve ever met. I hate knowing that, when
they die, they’ll be cooked Cajun-style by
Chef Lucifer, all because they were allowed
to buy alcohol on Sunday.
The Christian lobbying groups in this
state have a lot of power, and I think it’s time
they did something about the state’s
biggest embarrassment. With any luck, no
body will ever be able to buy alcohol on Sun
days in South Carolina again. That would be
a glorious day. I can see one of Jesus’ saints
handing Gov. Jim Hodges the key to heav
en in honor of that right now. If there’s one
thing God likes, its legislated morality. Nev
er mind that “free will” crap. That must have
been a typo from when King James was drink
ing too much wine in honor of the Last Sup
per.
Ana on yean, mat wnoie tnrng about lei
he who has not sinned cast the first stone,”
is all a big misunderstanding. South Caroli
na government was able to circumvent
that clause because of some strong lobbying
efforts by the same cleigy members who op
pose the lottery.
So a little more legislated morality should
n’t be that much more difficult to accom
plish. The big guy upstairs has already got
ten on the horn with SLED and has given
them the moral OK to bust some heads down
on East Bay Street in Charleston.
I uige all of you to write your legislators
and tell them you don’t want Charlestoni
ans to go to hell, so please make it illegal
to buy alcohol on Sundays. Granted, the
South Carolina government tends to work
slowly, but when it comes to legislating moral
ity, they can make an exception. Morality is
important. This isn’t something they’d wait
30 years to do, like they did in bringing down
the Confederate flag.