The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, August 18, 2000, The Welcome Back Issue 2000, Page A12, Image 12
Quote, Unquote
'If your'e not out there pitching yourself every
day, you’re unemployed.’
Thomas Smith, freelance journalist
Wtit (Bamcock
Serving the Carolina Carrrrunity since 1908
Editorial Board
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Peter Johnson • Summer Viewpoints Editor
John Huiett • Summer News Editor
Bush's environmental
policies not cutting it
Although Texas Governor George W. Bush might be leading in the
polls for the upcoming presidential election, there is a clear cut
difference between Bush and A1 Gore when it comes to caring
about important environmental awareness issues.
Since becomming Governor of Texas, Bush has all but ignored con
trolling environmental pollutants in his state. He chose to loosen state
regulations on controlling and dealing with industrial and chemical wastes
that pollute the air, land and drinking water.
According to the North American Commission on Environmental Co
operation, Texas pollutes more than any state or Canadian province. And,
according to Timothy O’Leary, a columnnist and editorial writer for the
Dallas Morning News, “a third of the state's rivers and streams probably
violate federal water quality standards, though no one is certain because
the state declines to test them all.” More than two-thirds ofTexans breathe
air that federal environmentalists officially classify as dangerous to hu
mans.
Under Bush’s governorship, legislature have even allowed for big busi
nesses to follow “voluntary regulations” for emissions regulations. Is it
any coincidence that these same big businesses are Bush’s staunchest sup
porters? It comes as no surprise that Texas has the worst environment of
any state in the country.
Bush has put into effect an out of sight out of mind policy for Texas’
continuously growing environmental issues and related health problems
like chronic bronchitis and other respiratory ailments. According to fig
ures on pollution levels in America, Texas appears within each of the
top five most polluted states in six major categories of environmental pol
lution. Of those six, Texas appears at number one four times.
School of business
finally names a dean
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SC is infamous for slacking off on naming new deans. Sev
eral of the colleges have been without for years, bringing
them close to discredidation. The process of naming a
dean is said to be a tedious, but tedious should not mean drawn
out. Of the several deans that were finally named this summer
came one that many are grateful for.
Joel A. Smith was named dean of the Darla Moore School of
Business on August 7, 2000. Smith announced his retirement
from Bank of America and will assume responsibilities as dean
beginning October 1. The position of dean at the business school
has been open for years.
It is perhaps lucky for the University that Bank of America
announced its cutbacks of higher executives earlier this month,
leaving several talented people, and Smith, open for work.
However, USC still lacks several deans, leaving the 2000
2001 school year to begin with interim deans in their place.
While the business school is no longer in danger of losing its ac
credidation and rank, there are other schools that are still at risk.
Hopefully finding permanent, respectable deans is a part of
the Master Plan and if so, higher up than destroying more park
ing and filling it with grass.
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" THEY HAVE NOT LEJ> — WE WILL"
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Welcome Freshmen - listen up
Welcome,
Fresh
men!
Remember, back
in high school —
way back on your
first day — when
you were scared
because you did
n’t know any
body? Remember
how clans of up
per-classmen
chanted such
things as, “Go
back, go back, go
back to junior
high!”? Don’t
worry. It’s not like
that here.
I’m sure I’m not the first person to
- tell you that college is an experience un
like any you’ve ever had before. Be
lieve the hype, but don’t be intimidated
by it.
There are a plethora of movies out
there that depict college as a place
here you have to belong to one group.
You’ve got to be a hippie or you’ve got
to be a Greek, or you’ve got to be that
guy that spends his weekends in front of
the computer, hacking onto federal Web
pages. But the movies are wrong.
There are no cut-and-dried rules for
to going to college. There is more to col
lege than the weekly “crappy hour” af
ter the bars close, and there is more to
college than the time spent in the
classroom. I remember after my first
week of classes, I thought, “It’s 1:45 in
the afternoon, and I’m done with class
es; what am I going to do now?”
It is all the spare time between and
after classes where the majority of the
education that we are paying tlirough the
nose to get is garnered. I’ve learned more
about society and life by associating with
such a diverse group of kids since I’ve
come to school that I’d be lying if I
said that college hasn’t changed my life
for the better.
The stereotypes I held that were re
inforced in high school were shattered
within the first two weeks here at USC.
That guy that lives next door to you with
what looks like a perpetual scowl? Yeah,
he looks mean, but he might become one
of your closest friends. That metal-head
across the hall? Why don’t you trade
CDs with him? You might find out that
you guys have more in common than
you think.
The best part of college is being able
to manage your own time and money, as
well as who you associate with. College
is one of the best examples of trial
and-error education. You try an expe
rience, and if it’s fun, you’ll continue. If
it’s not, you won’t. You’ll learn how
much partying can be done in any given
week without your grades suffering front
it. You’ll learn how much sleep you need
before getting up for those hellish 8:00
classes.
It’s all part of the education process.
And open your mind to new expe
riences to give yourself an opportunity
to learn, or at least see the world from
another perspective.
College is where you create your
self. Don’t let the influences of others
keep you from experiencing life. Every
thing around you is what makes you you.
In order to get the best education pos
sible, you should experience as much as
you can to become the best and most ed
ucated you that you can be.
College isn’t all about the GPA that
you get. In all the interviews I’ve had
for future jobs, only in one of them have
I been asked about my grade point av
erage (and that was the same interview
when I was asked if I’d cut my hair if I
worked for them). I told that gentleman
that I wasn’t interested. My ability as
a journalist, not the length of my hair or
my ability to memorize information for
a test, should land me a job.
Take a minute and forget about your
classes. Why are you in college? While
I cannot answer for you, I can answer
for myself, and I believe this answer will
work for most people: I’m in college
to prepare myself for life on my own.
I believe that what I’m being taught in
the classroom is important, simply be
cause it will lead me to subjects I find
interesting for independent study. The
education provided in the classroom is
secondary to the education provided in
the experience of college.
Live life, make friends, make mis
takes, and, above all, make yourself.
Clayton Kale
is a journalism
junior and former
news editor. He
can be reached
at gamecockview
points@hotmail
.com
Bowline etiquette for dummies
Until a few -
months
ago, I only
knew the sport of
bowling as a
leisure activity. I
would go and
throw a few balls
down the lane.
Sometimes the
pins would fall
and sometimes
they, wouldn’t.
The main thing is
that I always had
fun, because
frankly, I didn’t
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Then came that fateful day. A friend
asked me if 1 wanted to join his team.
Well, I felt pretty good about it, so I
agreed. Famous last words.
Now, after bowling seriously for the
past few months with a partner who is
a former professional with 16 perfect
games under his belt, I have come to
view the bowling alley in a different
light.
1. Not everyone in a bowling alley
is “Alabama Man” from “South Park”
- the action figure who “drinks and
bowls and drinks some more.” The
guys who go to the lanes to drink and
bowl as a side activity are usually
decent folks, and you can scam all
kinds of money off them after their
third pitcher.
“Hey, I’ll bet you $201 don’t pick up
this 7-10 split.”
“You’re on, buddy.”
2. Cosmic bowling sucks. Unless you
have a hook-up or a rich daddy, it’s
too expensive. Plus, it brings out the
worst of the non-bowling pundits.
Why is it I always get stuck next to
the group of 13-year-olds who think it
is funny as hell to fall flat on their face
in the middle of the lane?
3. One tip for any non-bowling “Big
Lebowski fans out there: Know that it
is not necessary to yell “OVER THE
LINE” whenever someone bowls.
And nobody in their right mind does a
“strike dance.” Bowlers might not be
the cream of society, but we do have
some self-respect.
4. But there are some aspects of
“The Big Lebowski” that are present
in the weekly happenings of the bowl
ing league. For the record, there is a
guy in my league whom I have had a
couple of run-ins with who reminds
me a little too much of John
TUrturro’s character - you know, the
child molester they call “the Jesus”?
Very scary stuff.
In closing, I’d just like to say that
bowling is a great activity and a fun
way to compete against others. But, if
you go, be aware that you could be
bowling beside someone who takes
the game very seriously. Also be
aware that you may just become one
of them.
}ick Johnston
s a journalism
senior. He can be
eached at game
;ockviewpoints
Gnomes not cause of missing toilet paper
While writing an editorial may allow you to express your opinions, it does not
free you front the burden of fact.
I would love to go into detail about every article you've written this summer,
but let me start by clearing up a misconception. As the attached picture clearly
shows, your toilet paper is not being jacked by gnomes, it’s just Wally and I. We
believe that toilet paper is an exploitation of trees and therefore it is our job to
liberate it.
Vivales arbres!!
Brad Dawgert
Campus Issues
My kind
of town,
Chicago is
I was blessed
enough to
be sent to
The Associated
Collegiate
Press Conven
tion in Chica
go on behalf of
Student Media.
This was my
first trip to
The Windy
City, and I was
absolutely ex
hilarated. Let
me just say
that the trip
was great. Un
The cab ride to O’Hare Interna
tional airport from downtown was a
nightmare.
My fellow Gamecock staffers
and I feared for our lives at least six
times. During the cab ride from
Hell, I noticed the “Passenger Bill of
Rights” posted on the back of the
driver’s seat. So being the journalist
that I am, I decided to take some
notes. Here is an excerpt of the “bill
of rights”:
- Passengers shall ride in a clean,
comfortable and safe cab.
- The driver shall take the most
direct route to the destination.
- Driver must obey all traffic
laws.
Let’s just dissect these rights one
at a time.
Passengers shall ride in a clean,
comfortable and safe cab.
No. This was not the case. The
cab was anything but clean. Where
does one start to describe the filthi
ness of this cab? It looked like it
hadn’t been vacuumed in 10 years.
And then there were the cigarette
burns in the ceiling. I would also ad
vise the driver to get an air freshener
to cover up the sweat smell that has
steeped into the seats.
Comfortable...HA, HA, HA. I
think the dirty cab should pretty
much explain why this ride was
NOT comfortable.
Safe ... again, I think not. But as I
know think about it, I don’t know if
that means the safety of the driver or
the condition of the car. But it was
lacking in either case.
The driver shall take the most di
rect route to the destination.
I have never been to Chicago so
how the hell am I supposed to know
if the driver is taking the most direct
route?
Driver must obey all traffic laws.
This is the most important one I
can think of. I don’t know where
Mr. Cab Driver got his license, but
where I’m from, you have to obey
some rules some of the time. I can’t
even count how many laws this dri
ver broke in the hour we were in his
cab, but I’ll try.
1. When we were still in the city,
he merged without signaling or even
looking over his shoulder, for that
matter.
2. He would speed up when the
light was red and come really close
to hitting the Lexus or Mercedes
that was in front of us.
3. When we were stuck in stop
and-go traffic on the highway, he
would speed up and slam on the
brakes. He repeated this action
about 25 times or so. I really
thought I was going to get whiplash.
4. He was going 85 miles per
hour in a 55 ... remember the heavy
traffic.
5. The driver would turn around
and talk to us. This caused the car to
veer into the other lanes.
We arrived at O’Hare unharmed
but mentally scarred by the incident.
When I stepped onto solid ground at
the US Airways gate, I could feel my
hands and knees shaking. I was
grateful to still be alive.
So, remember the next time you
are in a big city, be fearful of the
cabs. You’ll probably be safer taking
the subway.
fc.
Ann Marie Miani
is a journalism
junior and sum
mer managing
editor. She can be
reached at game
cockviewpoints®
hotmail.com