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Intern
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suspicion.
“This feels pretty light to be a wal
let,” Burly Gentleman said.
“I’m an intern.”
He nodded, needing no more expla
nation, and waved me through.
At last, I was inside the gallery, any
security risk I posed deftly snuffed out
by a team of crack professionals. So, sleep
tight tonight. While you might wake up
tomorrow morning to be vaporized by
an irate world leader who traded cam
paign contributions for the ability to reach
Fort Jackson with a nuclear missile, rest
assured that no Washington interns will
be covering press conferences without
being thoroughly jostled and probed.
That reminds me: I wonder if Soft
Drink Machine is free tonight...
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Eminem fan outraged
at Gamecock critic
I am writing in response to staff writer
Phil Watson's June 21 article “Slim Shady
brings rap to a new low.” Phil, just a lit
tle advice: Leave the journalism school.
You are a disgrace to everyone on staff
and your fellow classmates.
Before you attempt to write your
next article, do some research. No, bet
ter yet, get someone who has some un
derstanding of journalism to do some for
you. One of the primary rules of jour
nalism is to quote people accurately. Your
misquote of Eminem, “You think I’m
anal retentive. You’re damn right. Be
cause I don’t get ****** in mine, you
fa*****.” What he actually says is, “Slim
Anus. You damn right slim anus. I
don’t get f***** in mine like you two
little flamming faggots!” This is a refer
ence to the Insane Clown Posse’s song
“Slim Anus,” which is a mockery of Em
inem. And why, if you are a so-called
journalist, are so scared to quote some
one? You speak of worrying about hav
ing to look over your shoulder in the
future if you do finish the quote. You are
a mrvrrvn
Eminem does have some less-than
honorable lyrics. He does rap about rape,
drugs, sluts, gays and murder. However,
if you listen to his words, you would re
alize that, “Half the shit I say 1 just make
it up to make you mad, so kiss my
white naked ass.” He is obviously trying
to be louder than everyone else to get at
tention. What an original concept!!! He
realizes the only way to sell records is to
be different from the next guy. Appar
ently, you do not realize this basic mar
keting tool. And when he’s not trying to
be flashy, he admits, “I’m like a head trip
to listen to. Cuz I’m only giving you things
you joke about with your friends inside
your living room. The only difference is
I got the balls to say it in front of y’all ■
and I don’t got to be false and sugar coat
it at all.” These two quotes sum up
Eminem’s music perfectly: Rap about
stuff you talk about anyway and make up
the rest.
in response to your evaluation or ^
“Kim,” every man in America has felt ^
like killing some whore that has cheated ^
on him at some point. What’s your point? ^
He exaggerates a little and says he ^
killed her. It’s shock value. It’s meant 6
to draw a response. And it has apparently ^
worked very effectively. ^
Just out of curiousity, what type of ^
music do you listen to? Brittney Spears? . £
Christina Aguilera? The Back Street
Boys? I would imagine since Eminem
cracks on these artists that you are of
fended and this is your only way to re
deem your idols. You moron.
Next time you have a deadline to fill,
Phil, write about something that you are
remotely knowledgeable about, such as
the Backstreet Boys. And if you do not
like Eminem and would like for him to
fall off the face of this Earth, here’s a sug
gestion: Turn your damn head! He gets
off on the fact that people are offended
by what he says. He’s getting free pub
licity from it. Stop writing dumb articles
about him and you will never hear from
him again, moron.
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