The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 26, 2000, Page B3, Image 17
EtCetera.
Fiction
from page B2
only reason I ever left you for Ryan
I was that I didn’t think I was wor
9 thy of you. But my therapist said I
am worthy, so I came back to tell
you. James, you showed me what
love is. You make me whole, and
without you, I’m a lost, drifting soul
with only my kleptomania to fill
the void. Can you forgive me? Will
you take me back?” Miranda said.
James stepped forward, hard
ly believing this beautiful woman
with the regular screwdriver could
be standing before him professing
her love.
“We have a lot to discuss,”
James said. “It’s been years since
I we were together. Put the screw
driver down, and we’ll go inside.
Here, I’ll take your bag. That looks
heavy.”
“NO!” Miranda said, twitching
a little as she clutched her bag clos
er.
“Whatever,” James said, won
dering where his welcome mat was
as he stepped into his apartment,
holding the door for Miranda.
“Have a seat,” he said, shoving a
pile of pizza boxes and beer cans
off the sofa and kicking them un
derneath. “I’m going to change
clothes.”
Tfiran3a"sa^own^tiTniiaI^
ing her bag close. She watched as
James disappeared into the bed
room, and then her eyes wandered
to the coffee table. She shook her
head. It would never fit in her bag,
especially after that monstrous wel
come mat. With a glance at the bed
room door, she snatched up the re
mote control instead and stuck it
in the front pocket. What a rush.
Just then, James emerged, his
hair combed and his pants clean,
the scent of aftershave not quite
enough to cover the lingering stench
of beer and two days with no show
er.
He took a deep breath and sat
down on the coffee table, facing
the goddess.
“Miranda, I’ve been talking with
my ex-girlfriend and the Lord. I’ve
discovered some things about my
self, about how my actions affect
others and about life in general.
My attraction to you is purely phys
ical, and you deserve more than
that. Also, if I were to date you, I’d
just be enabling you to continue
being a klepto. You need to get help
from a professional. Until you’ve
become a strong person on your
own, you shouldn’t be in a dating
relationship.” Geez, where was this
coming from? He’d never sound
ed so honorable.
“Doesn’t my love mean any
thing to you?” Miranda asked, her
voice cracking.
“It means so much that I want
only the best for you,” James said.
“Get help, and then maybe we can
be friends.”
“I guess that’s it, then.” Miranda
stood to leave, her heel crushing
the corner of a pizza box. She took
a shaky breath. If she couldn’t have
James, at least she had his remote
control. “I just want you to know
you’re passing up something every
guy dreams about.”
“Oh, I don’t need to be told
that.” James smirked to himself.
“Just get help, Miranda. Focus
on making yourself a better per
son.” He held the door for her and
watched her walk away, stagger
ing a little under the weight of her
bag.
Shutting the door, James closed
his eyes and sighed sigh of ex
haustion, of relief, of disbelief. His
entire outlook had changed in one
day, and for the better. Who knew
what Miranda would do, but he
knew he had done the right
thing. He had to take care of
himself without enabling the harm
ful habits of his friends. What a
day. He threw himself onto the
couch and reached for the remote.
(y/tf/❖❖❖
Ritalin becoming a problem in colleges
by Kelly Hamilton
Staff Writer
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Ritalin, a drug prescribed for children with attention-deficit disorder, has recently become somewhat
of a problem as increasing numbers of high school and college-age students take it to get high.
According to Dr. Bradley Smith, a psychology professor at USC, “When prescribed to children with
ADD and ADHD, the drug is effective in helping children to calm down and focus their attention. They
are better able to control their impulses and sustain attention.”
However, abusers crush, then snort Ritalin to get a quick high with effects similar to those of cocaine
and amphetamines. The person soon feels confident, happy and calm. College students abuse the drug
because as a stimulant, it keeps one alert and awake.
One Ritalin abuser, a sophomore at USC who'asked not to be identified, said she snorted Ritalin dur
ing exam week so she could stay up all night to study.
“All night I was up. I never even got tired at all,” she said. “I got so much done. It was great.” She
said she obtained the pills from a friend who had a prescription to treat his ADD.
Side effects of the drug include nervousness, insomnia, headaches, loss of appetite. Abusing Ritalin can
lead to tolerance and physical addiction. Upon withdrawal, Ritalin addicts might experience extreme
depression.
“Similar to amphetamines, Ritalin is quickly absorbed and is short-acting, with effects lasting only for
about four hours,” Smith said. So i£a student’s goal is to do well on an exam, more Ritalin would have to
be abused.
The effects on intellectual ability are relatively low. It will only help a person to concentrate longer
on studies, not make them smarter.
Smith also said that his studies have shown that, Ritalin abuse isn’t a problem at USC. “Surveys I’ve
done have shown that Ritalin abuse is relatively rare. Of all the Ritalin which is ore
scribed, I have found that less than 1 percent is used to get high.”
According to Smith, when compared with other forms of drug abuse, Ritalin is
much less of-a problem than most other drugs, such as cocaine, speed, marijuana,
ecstasy etc.
Even among prescription drugs, Ritalin is low on the scale of abuse. The most
frequent abuse of these is of Valium and other sedatives.
As for the risk of overdose, Smith said: “Ritalin is fairly safe in terms-of an
overdose; few people die from it.” He said excessive amounts of the drug
can cause a headache and nausea, but that it rarely is a direct cause of death.
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