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Thefts, stumbles lead to Oscar jokes
by Lynn Elber
AP Television Writer
Los Angeles - The series of missteps and strange twists
leading to this year’s Academy Awards presentation, in
cluding the theft of Oscar statuettes, turned into comedy gold
Sunday night.
Willie Fulgear, the man who found 52 of the 55 missing
Oscars in a trash bin, was introduced from the audience by
host Billy Crystal, who noted that Fulgear received
$50,000 in reward money.
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get one,” Crystal said, alluding to the
studios waging expensive promotion
al campaigns for their leading Oscar
contenders, “The Cider House Rules”
and “American Beauty.”
Crystal also couldn’t resist noting
that the other awards remained miss
ing.
“They searched Erykah Badu’s hat,
and they found one of the missing Os
cars,” Crystal said, referring to the
singer’s Cat-in-the-Hat style headwrap.
“So only two more to go.”
The host didn’t stop there. After
bantering with Jack Nicholson, Crys
tal said; “Jack has three Oscars. Which
is no big deal, because so does some
guy in Bell,” referring to the Los
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uettes were stolen.
Later in the show, the comedian
lumbered to the microphone carrying
a see-through sack of oranges hiding
two Oscar statuettes inside.
“We found the other two Oscars,” he said. “Somebody
bought these coming off the Santa Monica freeway on an off
ramp — $3.99. This is a bargain.”
Bell also is where 4,000 misdirected Oscar ballots turned
up earlier this month, after they were mistaken for third-class
mail. The mix-up forced the Academy of Motion Picture Arts
and Sciences to mail new ones and extend its voting dead
line.
The latest irritation to the academy came Friday, when
The Wall Street Journal nolled 356 of the 5.607 voting mem
bers and published a list of projected
Oscar winners.
Crystal, citing the newspaper’s
predictions, assured the audience that
the Oscar winners are the best-kept
secret in America, “with the possible
exception of what George W. Bush
did in the ‘70s.”
It was a reference to whether
the Republican presidential candidate
used drugs in his youth. Bush has ac
knowledged an earlier drinking prob
lem but has refused to answer specif
ic questions about past drug use.
Despite the turmoil of the past
few weeks, the ceremony itself went
smoothly and Oscar officials appeared
relaxed
Robert Rehme, president of the
academy, even tried schtick. The
Oscar focus, he said had shifted from
who would win to what in the world
are we going to present them with?”
Special To The Gamecock
Host Billy Crystal makes his entrance
in the arms of a police officer.
Oscar finder low-key at awards
by Anthony Breznican
Associated Press
Los Angeles - The junkman-savior of 52 stolen Oscars has gone from fitter
to glitterati in one week.
Willie Fulgear, donning a black top-hat with his tuxedo, smiled and waved to
the crowd when host Billy Crystal introduced him at the start of the show.
Crystal pointed out that Fulgear was given a $50,000 reward for finding the
Oscars.
“That’s not a lot of money when you figure Miramax and Dreamworks are
spending millions of dollars to get one,” Crystal quipped.
The 61-year-old Koreatown resident found the purloined statuettes stacked
beside a trash bin about a block from his home.
Fulgear, planning to move from his one-room apartment, said he was rum
maging through the garbage for packing boxes when he made his golden find.
A self-described “poor man,” Fulgear said he intended to use the reward as a
down payment on a house.
Once investigators were certain he had nothing to do with the theft of the
missing Oscars, rulgear
got his other reward: two
invitations to Sunday’s
awards show. He took his
22-year-old son, Allen, to
the black-tie event.
Despite his back
ground, Fulgear appeared
to fit right in with Holly
wood’s top celebrities.
“A lot of people want
to know what the stars are
thinking about during the
show,” Crystal said to in
troduce a segment called
“What Are They Think
ing?”
When the camera
showed Willie Fulgear in the audience, Crystal imagined him thinking: “This is
cool, but what I really want to do is direct.”
Special To The Gamecock
Willie Fulgear holds a check for $50,000 after
recovering the lost Oscar statuettes.
Oscars becoming predictably unpredictable
Patrick Rath bun
is a sophomore
journalism major
and assistant
news editor. He
can be reached
by e-mail at
gamecockencore
©hotmail.com
The Oscars used to be predictable, but they’ve
been surprising in recent times. I thought I
knew who was going to win the major cate
gories the past two years, and I’ve been close
to shocked when scone of the winners’ names
were read.
The academy has been improving in some
areas. In recent years, it has been willing to
spread the wealth among nominees in respec
tive categories. I thought Matt Damon and Ben
Affleck (“Good Wilt Hunting”) were deserv
ing of the screenplay award a few years ago,
and Billy Bob Thornton (“Sling Blade”) was
also worthy. I anticipated that the “Being John
Malkovich” writer, Charlie Kaufman, would
get the award. I didn’t think “American Beau
ty” would win another award in this category,
and not because Alan Ball wasn’t worthy.
“American Beauty” was sufficiently reward
ed with five statues, and Kaufman’s screenplay
could be argued to be more creative and/or original. Is it really re
ward enough just to be nominated?
I was even more surprised when Kevin Spacey received the Best
Actor award over Denzel Washington. I thought Washington was the
sure thing. My reasoning was that he didn’t receive the award in
1992 for “Malcolm X” when he could’ve been considered more de
serving than A1 Pacino in “Scent of a Woman,” when Pacino over
played his over-the-top part as A1 Pacino.
The biggest disappointment of all, however, came before the
show when Jim Carrey wasn’t even nominated for his Andy Kauf
man role in “Man on the Moon.” Carrey seemed to be channeling
Kaufman in the movie. But my guess, however speculative, is that
Carrey refuses to schmooze for the academy. And I respect that.
Artists shouldn’t have to kiss the ass of the elite in their fields in
order to be considered for recognition. Politics shouldn’t creep in
to Hollywood. The academy should consider only the artist’s work
and not how much he or she criticizes or praises Hollywood. This
could also be why Washington has been denied twice for Oscar-wor
thy performances.
I’m not suggesting that Spacey schmoozes, or that he wasn’t de
serving of the Oscar. I believe that Spacey is at the top of his field,
and I also believe that “American Beauty” was the best film of the
year. I can’t think of anyone who has as much range and presence as
Spacey. There are also not too many actors who possess as much of
a thirst to be challenged, and who makes better career choices?
But I just thought it would be time for payback for Washington. Wfe’ll
have to wait to see him receive his Best Actor Oscar for a perfor
mance that might not be his best. This has happened all too often in
academy history. They’ve waited too long to repay their debts to
artists including Paul Newman (“Color of Money,” 1986) and John
Wayne (“True Grit,” 1969). Were these their best roles? Were the
roles their most Oscar-worthy? I would answer no on both accounts.
It was just timing that they took into account.
And isn’t this exactly what happened in the Best Supporting Ac
tor category this year? Clearly, Tom Cruise and Haley Joel Osment
were more deserving of the award than Michael Caine. Here’s the
academy’s rationale — sure, they were better, but time is on their
side; they’ve got plenty more movies to make and Caine doesn’t.
This is unfair. The academy needs to begin to recognize people when
they’re worthy. This rationale only digs a deeper hole. Cruise keeps
getting denied, and who are they to say that his best isn’t behind him?
Osment could turn out like the cast of “Different Strokes,” and then
there’d be regret.
So, the Academy Awards have become predictably unpredictable.
Look for Washington and Cruise to be “repaid” within the next decade
or so. Artists including Johnny Depp, Winona Ryder, John Cusack
and Carrey might have to wait until they decide to schmooze, or at
least for a long time. And as for Osment, he might have to wait a
bit longer.