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Life In Hell
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1 Play for time
6 Small drinks
10 Beer choices
14 Musician Shaw
15 Aid in crime
16Trefetrunk
17 Duke Ellington
tune
19 Fish choice
20 Bakery buy
21 Wynn and Begley
22 Neither active nor
passive
24 Consumed
25 Buddy
26 Stern section
27 Sidewalk surfing?
33 Path of
“Discovery"
35 Punches
36 Neither fish_
fowl
37 Invented facts
38 Demonstrated
39 _St. Vincent
Millay
40 Possessive
pronoun
41 Deluge
42 Climbing plants
43 Dixie Chicks’ lead
singer
46 Canine litter
47 Forbid
48 Shed tears
51 “Sophie's Choice”
star
54 Abel to Adam
55 Cookie choice
56 Critical point
57 Using indirect
references
60 Adjutant
61 Patsy
62 Proportion
63 “_in the Attic”
64 Chicken output
65 Guinness and
Baldwin
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1 Brazilian dance
2 Brook fish
3 In top-notch form
4 Tops
5 Luau garland
6 Two-tone footwear
7 Bird of the Nile
8 Tent stake
9 Prehistoric period
10 Ridiculously
incongruous
11 Spoils taken
12 Vogue rival
13 Clairvoyant
18 No water or ice
23 Hearing organs
25 No-draw
26 British traffic
circles
28 Young goat
29 Rower
30 Not divisible into
parts
31 "And Then There
Were_”
32 Mardi_
33 Actress Lena
34 Coolidge or
Moreno
38 Loss of traction
39 Night before
41 Chimney passage
42 Lodging house
44 Summits
45 Woosnam and
Fleming
49 Piece of history
50 Spinning toys
51 Ella’s forte
52 Peter, Paul and
Mary, e.g.
53 Mr. Vallee
54 Smelter's residue
55 Elliptical
58 Cabin element
59 Pers. pension
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