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‘I have a Contract for Carolina and I’m just asking
all the students to sign on.’
Jotaka Eaddy, student government presidential candidate
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Voters should examine
SG platforms closely
Candidates running for executive Student Government offices
have made their campaign speeches and promises, but many of
them are full of holes.
Presidential candidate Mark Hartney has great visions of improv
ing parking if he’s elected president. However, no SG president has
the power or the means to improve parking on campus. No matter
how many committees are formed, or studies are done, SG can’t im
prove parking. Hartney also has USC joining the Association of
American Universities as part of his platform. Once again, SG can
not do anything to meet this goal. Admission into the AAU is based
on graduate school research, not SG activity. Another part of his
platform is extending the drop/add date, something the administra
tion will never go for.
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Katie Taylor. While her slogan is “Realistic Change,” expecting the
add date to be extended is completely unrealistic. Taylor also wants
to start a safety task force. SG already has a safety committee, and
nothing she can do will make it any-more useful. The only thing she
can accomplish by creating another committee is wasting time and
money that can be better spent elsewhere.
Presidential hopeful Mike Scott has no platform because he’s
waiting on students to tell him what they want. If Scott has no ideas
of his own to make USC better, he can’t possibly implement them.
We all know how apathetic this campus is, and if he expects students
to tell him what they want, then nothing will ever be accomplished.
A president must demonstrate leadership capabilities, not passive lis
tening skills.
While presidential candidate Jotaka Eaddy has a “Contract for
Carolina,” one of her four points might be difficult to get signed by
campus officials. Eaddy wants the Shuttlecock’s hours extended to
pick up students who have night classes. This will be a difficult task
to accomplish, but one that is feasible. Eaddy must overcome some
of the same hurdles that have made the Safe Ride program impracti
cal, including liability, cost and staffing concerns.
Four students are running in this year’s vice presidential race -
sophomores Dan Dixon, Corey Ford, Tom Winslow and graduate
student Elliot Smith. The candidates have announced platforms fo
cusing on campus safety and student activism. But the main require
ment for the job is to successfully run student senate.The student
body vice president has influence in the grand scheme of things, but
he can’t accomplish anything without the consent from the student
body president.The most qualified candidate to run senate is the
most qualified candidate to be the next vice president.
Ricky Shah and Tony Holcak, both current senators, are running
for the office of student body treasurer. According to the SG Consti
tution the treasurer’s job is to “record all receipts, expenditures, and
appropriations of monies from Student Government,” and to serve
as a nonvoting member of the senate Finance Committee. Treasurers
have little to no control over the appropriation of student activity
fees and only a slight influence on how much money is appropriated
to student organizations.
And finally, executive candidates, let’s try to get through at least
one year without an impeachment scandal. If it wasn’t former presi
dent Jamel Franklin trying to fire the Elections Commission in the
spring of ’98, it was ex-treasurer Susanne Newman breaking into a
towing lot to free her car in the fall of the same year. 1999 proved to
be no exception, either, as current treasurer Elizabeth Fordham flirt
ed with impeachment for failing to keep a paltry requirement of 10
office hours per week.
Their mistakes (misuse of power, ignorance of SG regulations,
disrespect for the law, mismanagement of time) were simple offens
es that could have been avoided with more discretion and foresight.
As interesting as these proceedings are for us to cover, they bog
down normal SG activity, which already crawls along at a painfully
slow pace.
Learn from your predecessors so that this university won’t have
to suffer from the same old mistakes.
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National Issues
MTV favors Satan in 2000
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everyone?
I’m Carson Daly, and I’d hke to welcome
you to MTV’s “Choose or Lose 2000.”
We’re here in Times Square with Satan
and Jesus, and we’re going to let mem
bers of our studio audience ask the can
didates some questions. Let’s get started.
GIRL 1: Hello, my name is Pamela
Smith and, like, omigod, I love ‘N Sync
- Whooooool!
DALY: That’s great. Do you have a
question for either of the candidates?
GIRL 1: Urn, whatever. I just think
JC should run for president - he’s so cute!
I LOVE YOU, JC!!!!
DALY: Me, too. [Pause] Did I say
that out loud? Damn. Next question.
BOY 1: Everybody knows you’re a
fruit, Carson. Anyway, my name is
Michael Foley and I wanna know how
the candidates feel about abortion.
JESUS: That is a wonderful question,
Michael. I don’t know if you’ve ever
heard of this book I wrote, the Bible, but
in the book, I mention quite a few times
that thou shalt not kill, so I’m going to
break party lines and side with the Re
publicans on this issue.
SATAN: I would like to clarify some
thing, Carson. Everybody knows that Je
sus did not author the Bible, so I think he
needs to stop claiming that. Sure, it’s
the “word of God,” but it’s from the “pen
of Man.” For starters, look at the Old Tes
tament. Embellishment, one of my great
est creations, was instrumental in what
we now know as the Old Testament. Plus,
people like my version of the Old Tes
tament better than Jesus’ dad’s version.
And the New Testament? I mean, come
on, Jesus. My right-hand man, Paul, was
a big part of that. By the way, I’d like to
thank Paul for those revisions we talked
about [winks at camera],
DALY: OK, next question.
BOY 2: My name is Mark Calloway,
and I’d like the candidates to tell me their
opinions about physician-assisted suicide.
SATAN: Well, Kevorkian has really
been bringing in a lot of people recent
ly, so I don’t see any reason to stop it.
JESUS: I’m going to have to agree
with Satan on this one. I think people
should be able to choose how they die. I
mean, I chose to die on the cross.
SATAN: Good point, Jesus.
JESUS: Thanks, Satan.
GIRL 2: Hello, my name is Emily
Ruiz, and want to know what Jesus thinks
about the “Sensation” exhibit.
JESUS: Actually, I’ve been to the ex
hibit quite a few times - it’s really amaz
ing. I went home last weekend and asked
Mom how she felt about the painting, and
she said she was quite pleased with the
way it turned out. I think it’s beautiful.
DALY: That’s great. Now I have a
question for you Jesus. There’s no way
you’re going to get elected unless you
pick up more votes in the Southern states.
How do you, as an African-American, in
tend to do that?
JESUS: Well, I think my biggest ob
stacle in the South is convincing voters
to vote for a Jewish candidate. I don’t
think being black has anything to do with
it. I think Southerners would vote for an
African-American.
[Crowd erupts in unmitigated laugh
ter]
JESUS: What are you guys laughing
at?
[Laughter continues for a few min
utes before dying down somewhat]
SATAN: It’s obvious you haven’t
been there in the past 50 years.
JESUS: You mean some people
wouldn’t vote for me just because I’m
black? But I’m Jesus!!
DALY: [still laughing] Sorry, Jesus,
I don’t think it matters. OK, we have time
for one more question.
GIRL 3: My name is Laretta Sypolt,
and I wanna know tho candidates favorite
bands.
SATAN: Well, they sold their souls
to me, so right now I’m going to have to
go with the Backstreet Boys.
JESUS: Personally, I think it’s hard
to choose between Michael Bolton and
Boyz 2 Men.
CROWD: Boooooooo!!!
JESUS: C’mon, give me a break.
CROWD: Boooooooo!!!
JESUS: [starts singing “End of the
Road”] Although we’ve come [starts danc
ing] to the end of the road...
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State Issues
Flag not a
symbol
of hatred
The Con
federate
battle flag
is a symbol of
southern her
itage. It is what
separates the
North from the
South. The flag
is not a symbol
of hate and slav
ery, but a sym
bol of Southern
hospitality,
sweet tea, and
good country
home cooking. [
That’s one view
I’ve heard on the subject. Another is that
the flag is a symbol of how far behind South
Carolina is from the rest of the country,
and how much hate and racism still exists
in our state heading into the 21 st century.
These are two very strong opinions and
I'm sure their supporters can debate on the
subject all night, but over the past couple
of months, I’ve formed my own opinion
over the whole flag issue.
If the fl^r offends the majority of the
population in South Carolina both black
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the Statehouse dome for everyone to
see? Shouldn’t it be removed if the major
ity wants it down, since we live in a ma
jority-rules type of society?
Outsiders visit our state and think South
Carolina is a redneck, racist state, and that
is far from the truth.
We have some of the nicest and friend
liest people you will ever meet, but the
Confederate flag gives South Carolina a
bad name. How many more millions of dol
lars will the state have to lose from the
NAACP boycott before the flag comes
down? If South Carolina is ever going to
Catch up with the rest of the country, the
flag has to come down.
I know the supporters of the flag view
it as history, and that is exactly why it be
longs in The South Carolina State Muse
um on Gervais Street. The proposal of
putting the flag on the Statehouse grounds
. is not acceptable, because people can still
see it. It doesn’t belong in a place where
everyone can see it
The flag is a cruel reminder of the Civ
il Mr and how more people were killed
in the Civil Mr than any other war (ex
cept Vietnam) in American history. And
why was the Civil Mr fought?
Bottom line, it was fought over slav
ery and anyone with half attain knows that
slavery was wrong a*d immoral. So if
the flag symbolize*^ these things, why
does it still fly i«the wind?
If flag supporters would just admit to
believing in the institution of slavery, and
that is what the flag symbolizes when
you break everything down, maybe this
whole issue could die down.
Letters
Business school still
financially competent
I read with interest and concern your editorial about
the business school in the Feb. 4 issue of The Gamecock.
1 am puzzled by your conclusion that “The financial
debacle... has scared away prospective students and donors.”
Consider these counterpoints: Undeigraduate enrollment
in business increased about 10 percent from 1998 to 1999.
Graduate enrollment increased about 2 percent from
1994 to 1998, but decreased about 14 percent from 1998
to 1999. Graduate admissions for fall 2000 are up, and
180 prospective master’s students were on campus, Feb.
11, at their own expense, for a day-long information ses
sion. The Capital Campaign goal of $55 million for the
Darla Moore School of Business has not been reduced,
and expectations are that the goal will be met or ex
ceeded.
1 am not aware of donors being “scared away.”
Admittedly, for a variety of reasons, we have a fi
nancial problem, and let me assure you that we are ad
dressing the issue.
The School of Business provides excellent programs
and top-quality research and scholarship with less fund
ing than most of our competition. Also, the School of Busi
ness is unique because a portion of the revenues are self
generated from enrichment fees based on graduate
enrollments.
In addition, the rapid growth in undeigraduate en
rollment has resulted in additional budget pressures.
All of us in the business school welcome your inter
est in repotting both our problems and accomplishments.
Accurate assessments of our successes and failures is a
healthy endeavor. We all need to improve, but 1 think we
sometimes dwell on the negative rather than the positive.
RodRoenMdt
Interim Dean
Daria Moore School of Business
Columnists sentinels
of the truth
I’m a freshman here at USC, and I just wanted to say
that I thouroughly enjoy reading Pete Johnson and Brock
Veigakis’ columns every week.
They are funny, entertaining, sometimes filled with
the truth, or just something that makes me want to say,
“Ohhh my gosh, he’s so right.” I think I love the attacks
on people just because they either (1.) deserve it (2.) oth
er people should know about them and I guess (3.) a lit
tle bit of humor never hurts anyone. Good job guys!!!!
Kendra Boehme
Business Freshman
Keyes supporters renew
faith in political system
The recent visit by Ambassador Alan Keyes to the
University of South Carolina on Feb. 10 failed to reach
the status of newsworthy according to The State News
paper (no mention could even oe round in rnday s edi
tion). But don’t tell that to Will Grimsley.
A senior at Duke University, Will and his father Paul
made the trek from Durham, N.C., arriving early to be as
sured of appropriate seating.
The fact that Keyes was 15 minutes late hardly
fazed this young man who was thrilled to be a part of the
capacity crowd. Awestruck by his stirring message of
morality, an occasional “Amen” rose from Grimsley’s
wheelchair as Keyes reached both his climax and con
cluding remarks.
“I wish people would open their eyes and see that he
[Keyes] is the only truly qualified and deserving candi
date out there,” Will said, as he and his dad made their
way back to the van in preparation for their return home.
In recent weeks, Keyes’ supporters have multiplied,
and he continues to attract loyal followers like Will across
the country. It is not simply Keyes, but individuals such
as Will, who have given this reader a renewed faith in the
political system.
My only wish is that voters who turn out in this pri
mary year will be vote for a candidate not because of a
promise of a platform, but because their candidate offers
them the same inspiration and integrity that guided Will
Grimsley to Columbia late one Thursday afternoon.
Norm Jones
International Studies Sophomore