The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, November 03, 1999, Page 9, Image 9
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The hard work, blue-collar approach, principles
and ethics are the onty reason we’re 14-5.’
Sue Kelly, women’s soccer head coach
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Serving the Carolina Community since 1Q08
Editorial Board
Sara Ladenheim • Editor in Chief
Kenley Young • Managing Editor '■
Emily Streyer • Viewpoints Editor
Corey Ford • Assistant Viewpoints Editor
Brad Walters • Editorial Contributor
Kiki McCormick • Editorial Contributor
Response to online
SG poll encouraging
Computer Services, in an effort to implement an online vot
ing system for February’s Student Government elections,
performed a test run of the proposed system Tuesday.
In the test run, students who signed onto the registrar’s Web
site between 8:30 a.m. and 5 p.m. Monday and Tuesday were able
to express their opinions on several proposals, including a late
night shuttle from Five Points, a late-night shuttle around campus
and a state lottery.
While the votes are in no way binding, the fact that more than
1,150 students signed on for the mock vote is encouraging. In any
democracy, a high voter turnout is essential to the elected officers’
representation of the best interests of the people.
USC’s SG elections have traditionally been plagued by low vot
er turnout, and while online voting isn’t a guaranteed solution, it’s
the closest thing to it we’ve seen in a long time.
The mock vote was also beneficial because it allowed SG the
chance to gauge for the first time how people feel about the Safe
Ride shuttle program between campus and Five Points. In fact, the
university might consider using this method to poll students about
other proposals, including changes proposed in USC’s Facilities
Master Plan.
The early numbers from this first-ever online vote at USC indi
cate a successful test run, and we hope that Computer Services and
the SG can get the system implemented by February.
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Results of SG Online Poll
Should South Carolina have a state lottery to supplement
funding for higher education?
Yes: 877
No: 260
Should student activity fees be used to help fund a late
night shuttle service around the campus?
Yes: 853
No: 263
Should student activity fees be used to help fund a late
night shuttle service from Five Points to campus?
Yes: 599
No: 517
Do you think Safe Ride would be a useful service to the
USC campus if funded through university funds rather than
student activity fee funds?
Yes: 897
No: 160
Mould SO use this online election process lor their elec
tions in Feb. 2000?
Yes; 1,086
No; 43
Should USC change its mascot?
Yes: 123
No: 1,030
2000 Presidential Race Opinion Poll
George W. Bush: 526
A1 Gore: 207
Bill Bradley: 117
John McCain: 67
Steve Forbes: 39
Pat Buchanan: 26
Alan Keyes: 18
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Campus Issues
USC: good school, no campus
I always tell
others (and myself)
that the University
of South Carolina
is a good school. I
must admit, occa
sionally, I have
thought about what
it would be like if I
went to other
schools, but the
grass is always
greener on the other side. I firmly believe
that this university is a good school, and I
have enjoyed my time here. I came here
because it was my state’s university and
the price was right.
The main reason for my doubts
about Carolina stems from something that’s
been gnawing on my mind since I was a
freshman. I think the school is great, but
the campus is terrible. I say to people, “The
school is great, but we have no campus.”
A lot of people say that it’s because it’s an
urban campus, and I counter it with, “It
was not urban in 1801 when it was found
ed.”
It seems apparent that the university
expanded block by block, building by build
ing. After the university expanded past the
Horseshoe and Gibbes Green, it is almost
as if university planners said, “Alright, we
need another building. We’ll buy a block
and build one.” Instead of planning for a
future when the university would be larg
er, both by area and student body, in the
long term, university planners have only
been looking to the short-term needs of
the university. I am sure this is because
of money constraints, but when it comes
down to it, Carolina and the state should
spare no expense when it comes to qual
ity education. The more money you put
into higher education, the greater your tax
base when your citizens are more highly
educated.
The result of 200 years of short-term
planning is a patchwork campus, sprawl
ing and ugly. Not only was expansion
planned in the short term, but the archi
tectural diversity on this campus is not very
appealing. When the major expansion of
the university came in the past 30 years, a
trend to design more buildings developed.
I snicker when I read the brochures’ de
scription of the Carolina campus as “A
beautiful campus of old and new.” Ha!
More like a campus of the old, the new
and the ugly.
At Carolina, you have your tradi
tional college campus, the Horseshoe and
Gibbes Greene; Tomorrowland, the mod
em liberal aits and business buildings, along
with Capstone and Columbia Hall; the
huge sciences buildings, the green, yuck
colored Wardlaw and Byrnes buildings and
other buildings like the Bates motel,
Swearingen and McMaster at the ends of
the campus. You have the Carolina Coli
seum, Koger Center and the School of Mu
sic across the six-lane main north-south
street in downtown Columbia. (There is a
tunnel, though, chock-full of fun-filled
graffiti for your viewing pleasure.) There’s
the eye-soothing Towers, “called the Hon
eycomb Towers because of their unique
design.” If you ask me, that design was put
there so inebriated freshmen can’t fall
off the balconies. And everyone’s person
al favorite, the busiest railways in Ameri
ca running directly through campus. (For
get to set your alarm? Don’t wony; there’s
always the train.)
But before you lose all hope and trans
fer to Clemson (nice campus, by the way),
our president, Dr. Palms, is putting Car
olina on the right track. He and the uni
versity have developed a Master Plan that
details the plans for the university over the
next 100 years. Of course, all these great
projects will be completed after I’m
dead and gone, so I would like to suggest
a mini-Master Plan to be completed next
summer by any and all means necessary
— spare no expense! First and foremost,
I see a college as being a sanctuary for
knowledge, and to promote the acquir
ing of such knowledge, students need to
be placed in an environment that is aes
thetically pleasing to the mind, something
that fosters an inner peace.
The bane of a college campus is open
ness and easy access. There is nothing I
hate more than walking to class and think
ing about the test I’m about to take and,
wham, I get hit by a car. I’ve been hit twice
this week. To eliminate the presence of
automobiles on campus, the first phase
of the mini-Master Plan is to take out
Greene Street from Pickens to South Main,
Sumter Street from College Street to
Catawba Street, and Bull Street from
Greene Street to Devine Street. In doing
so, all the parking lots at Petigru, Russell
House, Longstreet and Callcott are taken
out, too. The second phase is to convert .
all the land to gieen space similar to Gibbes
Green, with its small hills, live oaks and
brick paths. Of course, there will be ac
cess for university vehicles and food de
liveries to the Russell House.
And finally, the third phase will be to
take out all the parking lots behind Pre
ston, Legate and Maxcy. I do not know
what those ugly green buildings are for,
but if they are not used, they will go, too.
Green space will be placed throughout
these areas and opened up more so that
there is easy access (by foot) from the
Horseshoe to the Russell House.
This would be a costly venture, but in
the long run, I honestly believe that the
money will come back when people
start coming to this school, not for loyal
ty and price, but for the actual beauty of
the carqpus.
Letters
Military bristles at idea
of baby-killing duties
To the Editor
In reference to Monday’s article,
“Abortion on the military’s turf,” [column,
Nov. 1], I must bring to light a couple of
points where the author, Michael DiPres
so, trivializes the service that our great na
tion’s military provides. While the abor
tion issue is very controversial, to simply
imply that abortions should be left up to
the military, which is nothing but a “sanc
tioned organization of professional killers,”
does not only a disservice to the men and
women who put their lives on the line to
defend our country, but also to the role the
military plays in the conduct of American
foreign policy.
A little research into what the military
does for the United States would have
turned up a trove of information on what
the purpose of our armed services really
are. Nowhere in that research would you
turn up anything that says the military is
simply nothing but a group of killers.
The military provides a means by which
American policymakers can institute change
in a foreign country when the normal diplo
matic approaches fail. While many mili
tary actions involve the force of arms, that
employment of force is never used before
nearly every other diplomatic option has
been exhausted. It is usually those other
diplomatic options that are also carried out
by the military. Those actions include land
mine detection, handing out food to starv
ing families, building basic infrastructure,
such as roads and schools, and most im
portantly, providing law and order so
that the indigenous government can even
tually get back on its feet. Are these the
actions of “professional killers”? I think
not. Perhaps it is better to say those are the
actions of “professional soldiers.” It is those
humanitarian missions that make the Unit
ed States military the most well-round
ed, powerful military in the world. It is
that military that gives everyone of us uni
versity students the freedom to sit here in
the comfort and safety of our campus
and criticize their profession.
But perhaps instead of using our
freedom of speech to label them nothing
but “professional killers,” we could better
use that freedom to say thanks. Thanks for
defending our country. Thanks for giving
me the chance to go to the university of
my choice. Thanks for allowing me to
choose whether or not I want to have an
abortion. But most importantly, thanks for
giving me the freedom to write this letter.
Donald R Taibell
International Studies Senior
To the Editor
I am a student at this university as well as
a cadet in the Army ROTC program. I am
writing in response to Mr. DiPresso’s trou
bling article in the Nov. 1 issue of The
Gamecock. He has created a vile error in
this report, associating the United States
military with the abortion issue. Person
ally, I am pro-life and believe that abor
tion is wrong. However, who is he to
delegate the duty of “baby killing” to the
United States militaiy? The military’s main
function is to protect our nation’s occu
pants and interests, both foreign and do
mestic. We are not crazed, head-hunting
individuals who shed blood for the fun of
it. We perform the duties that our nation’s
leaders assign to us. It distresses me to know
that one day I could be fighting, and pos
sibly sacrificing my life, for a country of
individuals who share his disgusting views.
I am not instructing him to change his per
sonal beliefs. I am just offering him, as a
college student, the opportunity to research
more into the activities of the United States
military. However, with his present atti
tude, it would be unwise to do this, be
cause our soldiers, Marines and sailors do
not appreciate ungrateful individuals who
do not honor their personal sacrifices. To
him, I wish the best of luck in his awak
ening.
David Gramling
Political Science Sophomore
Society Issues
Year 2000:
end of the
world?
I was dreaming
when I wrote
this; forgive me
if it goes astray.
I had whited
until the dfter
Christmas sales to
pick up bottled wa
ter, a kerosene
heater and a hand
cranked Pentium piDCessor, and now it was
too late. TheMored were said out of any
thing that didn’t require electricity,and the
bunkers were already Tull ot well-armed
survivalists.
The end of the world was upon us all
— the Apocalypse.
I was running frantically looking for a
place to bide as the world came crashing
down around me. Jets lay in rivers belly
up like fish in a dynamited pond. Fires
burned untended everywhere. Madonna
vowed celibacy.
It was New Year’s Rockin’ Eve, and the
Ahtichrist finally revealed himself to the
masses. And, strangely, it wasn’t the sur
prise some people expected it to be. It was
n’t the Pope, the President or Jerry Fal
well. It was none other than Dick Clark.
I remember, as the sky was all purple
and there were people running everywhere,
smacking myself on the forehead Wfe should
have known it all along! He introduced de
bauchery to the United States television
public with American Bandstdhd and has
n’t aged a day since. In fact, he’s contin
ued that tradition subtly, inducing drunk
ards and fornicators to new heights on
the last day of every year. It was all a part
of the master plan.
Archangel Gabriel charged through the
hole in the ozone layer to blast his trum
pet, leveling anything that was still stand
ing. A little child screamed, “Mommy, why
does everybody have a bomb!?”
In a frenzied move, all the nuclear coun
tries tried to launch their missiles at the ap
proaching armies of the sky, but were foiled
by the Y2K bug. The missiles exploded
in their silos, and nuclear winter melded
with the greenhouse effect to produce a
climate with the stability of Ross Perot.
The wind was blowing harder than a new
intern at the White House.
Nostradamus ran past me yelling, “Yeah,
man, this is what I was talking about! Yeah,
man, this is it!” He yelled it in French, but
for some reason, I understood it perfectly.
The polar icecaps melted suddenly,
flooding the shores with walls of churning,
foamy water An earthquake rocked every
fault line, dragging whole cities into vast
crevices.
I ran farther, until I saw a collection of
news reporters, in front of their cameras
that didn’t work, rattling off commentary
and on-the-scene coverage. Their faces
were grim, but their eyes were smiling.
They had the story of their lives.
I ran and ran, until I stood in front of
| the Sphinx, which snorted at me through
! a newlv restored nose, and asked me a rid
die that I didn’t understand Gabriel dropped
from the sky in front of me suddenly, and
I saw his big, black, oblong eyes and
screamed, knowing instantly that he was a
Visitor. My mind said, “Prepare to fight.”
People were lining up to be judged
by dark-hooded apparitions with wings and
harps. Over my left shoulder drifted a voice
saying in an unexpressiVe monotone, “...
and here the people line up, waiting for
their turn to be judged. Exit polling has
shown thus far that 73 percent of the
people will be doomed, with a margin of
error at three percentage points...”
An asteroid plummeted from the sky,
and in the moment before it embedded
itself in the surface of the planet, 1 saw what
resembled a bumper sticker on its side that
read, “My brother killed the dinosaurs and
all 1 got was this lousy T-shirt.”
And when 1 woke up on a sweat-coat
ed sheet, I could have sworn for a moment
that it was Judgment Day. I $Kook my head,
looked at the calendar and smiled. It was
only November, I still had plenty of time
to buy my bottfed .water.