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1 Composes letters
7 O.T. book
10 Northern
Scandinavian
14 Zimbabwe’s
capital
15 Channel for
videos
16 Sport sled
17 Danish seaport
18 Hawaiian dish
19 Memo acronym
20 Sri _
21 Domestic
23 Upright
24 Shade tree
25 British peers
28 Black Sea arm
30 Machinery part
32 Stupefied state
33 Deborah of film
36 Pertains
38 Actor Cariou
39 Bullring cheers
40 Whimsically
comical
41 Feels poorly
42 Past prime
43 Small hound
44 Surfeit
45 Beer barrel
46 Coffee server
47 Small Vipers
49 Get a whiff
51 Mongrel
53 John or Bonnie
57 Nobel and Noyes
59 Crude workman?
60 Evergreen
62 Center starter?
63 Web surfing
64 Humanistic
disciplines
65 Bobbseytwin
66 Relaxing
67 Skin eruption
68 Use indigo
69 Crossed in the
shallows
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1 Entire
2 “M*A*S*H" clerk
3 Goddess of
peace
4 Train units
5 Bogus
6 Visualize
7 Urge to action
8 Bad-weather
retreats
9 Tel_-Jaffa,
Israel
10 Grassy plain
11 Smallest
continent
12 Org. of Duval anc
Singh
13 Vigor
21 Cash upon
termination
22 Charity
26 Resided
27 Reason
29 Sequence
31 City in Provence
33 Eccentric
characters
34 Burstyn or Barkin
35 Large stars
37 Piccadilly pea
soup
41 Attacker
43 Polish
48 Quickly
50 Meat
52 City near
Trieste
54 Homeric epic
55 Nerve-racking
56 Trapped in the
branches
58 Distress painfully
60 Links standard
61 Gershwin or
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63 Big galoot
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HOROSCOPES
Aries (March 21-April 19) Today,
y°u re in the mood for love, maybe
\PV/*7 because of the close proximity of an
attractive person. There seems to be
a bit of resistance, however. How can
you overcome it? Well, the flowers and candy
could work again, but maybe this time you
ought to try something different.
Listen, listen, listen.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) Your
4 friends are there for you, whenever
\ 1J you need them. That’s a safe bet
‘cause you make new friends when
you need them, too. Today, you might
be there for somebody else. A friend is up
against a deadline that might not get met. You
can help simply by taking some of the
pressure off. Who knows? Miracles could hap
pen.
^^^^k Gemini (May 21-June 21) This is a
/ L/ | good day to draw up your lesson
\ 7/J plan. Even if you’re not a teacher, it
^ doesn’t hurt to know what you’re
going to do next. A plan helps you get from
here to there with grace and ease. Besides,
you’ll need to present a plan to somebody else
to get approval. And another thing, today you’ll
LOVE writing. You might pop out a short story,
too.
nCancer (June 22-July 22) Speaking of
being rich, you could come up with a
brilliant plan soon. You might even
figure out a way to bottle good feel
ings, or something that causes them. You’re
most likely more interested in love than busi
ness, but do write down an idea that comes to
you. If you don’t have a notepad with you, a
dinner napkin will do fine.
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all come together. You’ll be thinking
about something completely irrele
vant when the answer will come to
you. The reason everybody’s been so
hard to manage lately is, well, they’re jealous of
your talent! And, for some of them, that might
be true. They’re the ones to watch out for, defi
nitely.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Your life
i L should look a little brighter today.
' ' You and your mate most likely had a
good conversation recently.
Sometimes, it’s hard for you to talk about what
you’ve been thinking. If you didn’t get it all out,
try again tonight. Conditions are even more
favorable for heart-to-heart conversations.
□Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Finally,
everything will make sense. Well,
almost everything. Information you
didn’t have will fill in some of the
blanks. A conversation with a friend
who’s been closer to the top would certainly
help. You haven’t heard the final story yet,
though. Keep listening.
□Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) Your boss
should be in a pretty good mood
today. Want a raise? More benefits?
Watch for the right time to bring up
the topic. Your hunches should be pretty good
today, so rely on them. That ought to work for
you in romance, too. The person you’re most
attracted to now wants to do whatever you
want. Just the way you like it!
□Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Take a
moment to tell that special someone
how much you care. Actually, this
could be the mailman who never
mixes your mail up with the neighbors’. Or it
could be someone who always gives you a
cheerful "Hi! Howyadoin’?" When you’ve been
through a lot of conflict, like everybody has
lately, it’s nice to remember what’s really
important. Just say, "Thanks."
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) That per
^Jk \ son who’s been giving you grief might
1 say something really nice. This is
why you should never make once
and-for-all decisions about people if
you can possibly avoid it. That doesn’t allow
them any room to change. If you kind of forget
how they’ve been, it helps
them improve. Give that a try today.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You and
your mate should spend some quiet
time together soon. This weekend
may be too hectic. An evening at
home’s the ticket. If you don’t share a home,
then a nice restaurant might do. Some things
have to be worked out in a private setting.
You’ve heard each other’s arguments. Now, it’s
time for the compromises.
PiSCeS (Feb. 19-March 20) You still
i \ have time to work on your wish. It’s
more likely to come true today any
way. That just points out how you
can’t take setbacks too seriously.
Everything might look dismal one day but turn
out fine the next. You’re in charge of faith, so
you know that. Hope springs eternal, especially
for you, now. Share it.
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