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Unie-fication no simple task
By Martha Wright
Staff Writer
Ryan Guerra, an advertising
major at USC, wants the world to
know that he’s a unie-ich.
Unie-ich, of course, merely is a
term to describe proponents of
Guerra’s original name for the first
decade of the next millennium: The
Unies.
“Everyone’s stuck on the millenni
um,” Guerra said. “After the first
year, we’ll need to have a way to talk
about the decade as whole.” Guerra
was clobbered by inspiration when he
saw an article describing the name
less decades of years ending in 00-09
and 10-19. Instead of offering a solu
tion to this quandary, the article
merely asked the question.
It was then that Guerra found his
calling. In “like three minutes,” a
phrase was bom.
“When I look at life and look at
what Fm supposed to do, this has just
been something that’s been perfect,”
Guerra said. “I know what I want to
do. I want to name the decade.”
Guerra, a bartender at Hops in
Harbison, has traveled to the ends of
the Earth to shout his noble truth —
or at least he’s been to New York City.
Earlier this year, Guerra printed
up T-shirts and handed them out on
the streets — he even got one,in the
hands of MTV’s Carson Daly. Daly
said he would pass- it on to the
wardrobe people.
Guerra hustled to get his term
trademarked in South Carolina, and
a national registry of The Unies” is
forthcoming. Guerra trademarked
The Decies” to refer to years 2010
2019.
It’s been a long haul for The
Unies” to join the ranks of other
“The past’s name
kind of sucks.”
Ryan Guerra
Creator of the term "unies”
famous neologisms, but like “normal
cy,” “glasnost” and “mad props,”
Guerra hopes the phrase will wrangle
its way into the vernacular. Other
suggestions for the new decade’s
name leave him cold.
The Two-Thousands? “That’s the
whole new millennium. This is just
10 years.”
Double Zeroes? “Okay, that’s only
the first year.”
2Ks? “A spin-off on Y2K. All that
is is a different way to say 2000.”
The Millennios? “Sounds like
Cheerios.”
The Aughts? “That means it’s all
zeros, when there’s only one zero.
How are numbers zero?”
The Nothings? “It can’t be noth
ing. Something’s going to happen,
and some number will be there.”
“The Noughts” is the major com
petitor for “The Unies” in the race to
name the decade. According to
Guerra, Oxford University Press pop
ularized “The Noughts” because
that’s reportedly what people called
the first decade of the 1900s. But with
Guerra, this historical claim doesn’t
wash.
“Personally, I don’t want to give
anyone in the past recognition,” said
Guerra. “The past’s name kind of
sucks.”
Guerra has marketed his maxim
to advertising firms, who showed
interest. Some asked for $1,000 a
month to help it get off the ground,
but Guerra declined, saying his catch
phrase shouldn’t be a cash phrase.
“I don’t know how important it is
to make money or to just to name the
decade,” Guerra said. “I would choose
to name the decade.”
He doesn’t deny that there’s a sell
ing point about it, however. On his
Unies Webshrine (http://www.the
unies.com), there’s a place to order T
shirts.
“The Unies” could become the
phrase for more than delineating
time. Guerra touts the use of “The
Unies” to describe low temperatures, -
low bank accounts and low grades.
But could the craze swell out of con
trol? “I really don’t know the poten
tial,” Guerra said. “All I know is Fm
busting my butt doing it.”
So far, “The Unies” has attracted
a lot of local attention. Guerra has
been interviewed on TV twice, on the
radio twice and in The State once. In
the fight for unie-fication, Guerra has
acknowledged that he can’t do it
alone — acceptance in national media
markets is the final step in Unies
assimilation.
Guerra said that, while “The
Unies” is slow to obtain widespread
popularity, reactions have been over
whelmingly positive.
“It’s nice when people see the
vision or my tenacity or just the
potential,” he said. “I know some
thing’s going to happen because I
want it so bad, I can just see it. [The
Unies] has so much life to it. I just
think it’s awesome.”
Samba M. Mwasi contributed to this
article.
USC film archivists set reel boon
Associated Press
From the Civil War to World War
II and from baseball to influenza,
archivists at USC are learning about
the past one reel at a time.
Before being eclipsed by television
news in the 1960s, newsreels were for
decades America’s visual chroniclers
of popular history, covering every
thing from beauty pageants to wars.
In 1980, 20th Century Fox donated
the newsreel collection from filmmak
er Movietone to the university, and
historians and information systems
specialists have been examining the
films ever since.
Among their findings:
-Eyewitness accounts of the 1861
assault on Fort Sumter and Abraham
Lincoln’s assassination four years
later.
-Rare footage of aviator Charles
Lindbergh a year before he made his
trans-Atlantic flight in the “Spirit of
St. Louis.”
-Several hours of outtakes from
World War ITs famous D-Day inva
sion.
“Every week, they find some
thing,” said George Terry, vice provost
and dean of the university’s libraries
and information systems.
One film shows a young woman
interviewing her grandmother, Mrs.
W.R Becker of Atlanta, who saw the
cannon shots at Fort Sumter that
started the Civil War.
“She was a witness to the bom
bardment of Fort Sumter,” said
Andrew Murdoch, a film curator who
found the footage.
The collection, housed at Fort
Jackson, also includes a wealth of
war footage, including two horns of
film from the D-Day invasion and
footage of the bombing of Pearl
Harbor.
Newsfilm coordinator Ben
Singleton calls the Pearl Harbor film
the “jewel in the crown” of wartime
clips, noting that Movietone was the
only filmmaker at Pearl Harbor dur
ing the Japanese attack on Dec. 7,
1941.
In recent years, the university’s
film archive and the handful of others
like it have found an important niche.
Nina Seavey, a filmmaker and
teacher at George Washington
University, said the old movies are
feeding a growing demand for histor
ical programming.
“For decades, nobody thought it
was of any value — it was just old
stuff,” said Seavey, who directs the
Center for History in the Media at
George Washington. “Only within the
last five years, historical documen
taries have become something people
have a hunger for.”
The most popular piece of film in
the collection — used by filmmakers
some 30 times — is a clip showing one
temporary effect of the flu epidemic
in Chicago in 1919-20.
The film shows people greeting
each other with a salute instead of a
handshake because people feared
shaking hands might help spread the
disease, Murdoch said.
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ascertain; use of the Internet is
very inexpensive. As Web pages are
simply electron patterns stored on a
computer to be viewed by anyone
interested, they are also very inex
pensive to create and maintain.
This inexpensive nature of Web
pages distorts the real-world eco
nomic rules that apply to our non
virtual world. In short, the Internet
closes the cultural gap between
classes and walks of life. Computer
hardware is getting more and more
inexpensive to purchase, making
Internet access more available.
I hear people complain about
things on the Internet that are
inappropriate, and I see petitions
floating around to boycott certain
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corporate world has a noticeably
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Almost every interest has at
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the Internet where software, music
and even movies are circulated in
violation of copyright law comprise
this virtual society’s crime. Of
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to that don’t exist on the Internet in
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at which transactions can occur.
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over longer distances than we are
accustomed to.
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