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administration, still deeply disturbed
by the tragic Columbine High School
shootings and already concerned for
students' safety, had been receiving
threats prior to the ceremony.
My mother is a teacher at
Georgetown, and she said police officers
actually were considering frisking the
graduates'gowns for concealed weapons
before they took the field for
commencement.
HI bet my former high school isn't
alone in its fear. And I'll also bet my
alma mater wasn't the only school this
year to take the kind of extreme
precautions that some people (including
me) deem ridiculous.
The Columbine incident certainly
has struck a nerve with educators,
legislators and law enforcement agencies
across the nation, and rightfiilly so. It
has cast an ominous shadow over this
country and the way its various
institutions and social constructs operate,
also rightfiilly so.
But what's next? FBI agents replacing
hall monitors? S.WAT, teams blockading
the football field? Federal marshals
frisking the valedictorian before he can
reach for his graduation speech? And if
these absurd exaggerations aren't the
answers, then what is?
For Charlton Heston, Ted Nugent
and thp rpst nf thnsp Piin-tnrincr frpaks
at the National Rifle Association, I guess
the solution is obvious: Simply allow
teachers to carry weapons to school.
Why didn't we think of that earlier?
That'll really put an end to school violence.
A much more effective recourse than
detention, the AK-47 is sure to strike
fear into the hearts of even the most
disruptive of pupils. I've got news for
Heston, the has-been actor, and Nugent,
the never-was rock star:
If my teachers were allowed to cany
guns to school, many of my best friends
would have been shot a long time ago.
i And you think postal workers are
disgruntled? Ask the average South
Carolina teacher just how disgruntled
he or she is. Ask teachers about the i
pittance of a salary they're paid and the <
even lower gratitude they receive. Ask
them about the httle hellions they have i
to control all day because someone's ]
mommy and daddy decided to skip <
lessons on proper behavior and respect, ]
and I'll guarantee you won't want
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Don't get me wrong. The right to
bear arms is a constitutionally protected
right, and so to condemn the NRA for
championing that right is patent
nonsense. But if a hunter needs an M16
assault rifle or a semi-automatic
handgun with a super-vision scope to
shoot a deer, then he or she must have
pretty crappy aim.
I mean, if you're that horrible of a
shot, then what the hell are you doing
hunting for sport? You could kill someone
and quite possibly yourself.
Consult our nation's lawmakers, and
they'll tell you the answer is more laws;
tighter restrictions on gun sales and
more meticulous background checks.
Unfortunately, I hardly think that's
going to be effective, either.
After all, those Columbine gunmen,
children themselves, didn't just waltz
into the local discount armory and buy
explosives.
With the help of the omnipotent
Internet, even the most illiterate of
computer users can find out how to make
a bomb. A bomb, for bods sake. The law
is always about three decades behind
technology.
You see, if more laws would do it,
the United States of America wouldn't
have any crime or violence to worry
about. Does anyone think a criminal,
who by definition is a person who breaks
laws, is going to wait an extra two
months to buy a gun that will help him
pull off some illegal activity? Of course
not. Criminals will find another way.
That's what they do. So where do parents
look for their culprit? The next logical
place; the cesspool for the degenerates
of this great nation, America's nest of
sin and debauchery, the very den of
immorality in this country ? cable TV
Here we go again. Let's blame Marilyn
Manson, gangsta rap and a professional
wrestler known as The Undertaker for
Uolumbme.
Poor Mr. Manson. Will he ever escape
attack? Is he to be blamed for everything
that goes wrong in this country? Does
he drive everyone to evil?
I suggest that Manson's opponents
actually read an interview about him
before they go blaming him for another
catastrophe. He knows what he's doing.
Try as it might, government can't
restrict the perceptions cable television
forms in its viewers' minds. Qnlv narents
can do that by turning the boob tube
off
Before we turn our schools into
minimum-security detention centers,
let's realize that the prevention of
CJolumbine-scale violence must start at
lome with parents.
Those Colorado gunmen were
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outcasts. Hiey were teased and ostracized
for being different Fve been there before,
and I assure you its no fun to be laughed
at by your peers. I wonder whether
anyone ever tried to reach out to those
students.
Children must be taught respect and
courtesy and tolerance for those who
are different These are things the NRA,
the government, the police, public
educators and pop icons simply cannot
teach, but they're the only keys to ending
senseless violence.
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I can't describe in words how I felt
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that I realized this scholarship wasn't
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luncheon as a Byrnes scholar, and it
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the foundation. Ironically, the day of
the luncheon is also the day that would
have been my dad's 50th birthday.
Coincidence? Perhaps not entirely.
That little ad in the paper which
first told me about the scholarship
didn't say anything about how wonderful
being a Byrnes Scholar would be.
I was fortunate enough to receive
a couple of other scholarships, but I
won't remember those after I graduate
like I will this one. Being a Byrnes
Scholar is for life, and I look forward
to being able to help provide future
students with the same experience that
the current foundation is providing for
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