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Sara Ladenhei:
Rob Gioielli,
Kevin Langston, Ass
Emily Streyer, Assi.
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characters is pur- irrelevant
Die ? the color of ?
gay pride ? and
this particular character's antenna
is shaped like an inverted triangle
? the gay pride symbol.
Falwell hasn't seen the show.
If he had, he probably would've
managed to find other incriminating
evidence. Most people see
the show as a slightly mystifying
(to adults) half hour that correlates
to the slightly mystifying (to
adults) world of 2-year-olds.
Children who aren't even potty-trained
have no sexual awareness,
Rev. Falwell. They cannot
identify with or even really understand
the concept of homoWe
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even big?
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have gained
more popularity Ford Mote
in recent years than fntrc
ever before The aKorf)
classic Jeep Chero- <
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debut in ^ ,,
1993, and Ford, lhePubl
Nissan, Toyota, Start say,
Chevrolet and just such veht
about every other etwironty
manufacturer in ?
the United States
followed suit, flooding the market
with their own "signature" SUVs.
Most recently, Chevrolet released
a redesigned sevenseater
SUV directed toward the
upper middle class in terms of luxury
and comfort. For around
$30,000, the average American
can roll in the luxury of an SUV.
Not to be outdone, Ford announced
its answer Friday. The new Ford
Excursion, a mammoth nine-seat
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The Excursion is 19 feet long
and nearly 7 feet high, dwarfing
the traditional mammoth, Chevrolet's
Suburban, by nearly 2 feet.
At 3.5 tons, it will be the heaviest
non-commercial vehicle on the
road.
Ford has been criticized by environmental
groups for the vehicle's
10- to 12-miles-per-gallon fuel
intake. In the best possible
conditions, with a V-8 diesel eni$E
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Terry Falwell "purple" is or what
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tic paranoia Please, let us guard
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until they enter elementary school.
And let us suppose, Rev. Fal- it
well, this program deliberately injects
a gay rights theme into a half
hour that consists mainly of calm
music and childlike gibberish. Exposure
to triangles or the color
purple does not a homosexual
make.
Also, Rev. Falwell, the gay
pride symbol is a pink triangle.
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uals wear them. At least we know [z
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one of the
worst "highway contributors to
global warming."
The company is no stranger to
criticism for the enormity of the
vehicles it has produced in recent
years. Beginning with the 1996
introduction of the Mercury Mountaineer,
and later in 1997 with the
Lincoln Navigator, several groups *
have asked the public to boycott the
company for its lack of environmental
ethics. su
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for this type of vehicle. Look
around anywhere on the road and cr'
you will find yourself hard-pressed
to blink and not see an SUV dri- ga
ve past. But if people continue to be
bypass concerns of the environ- ba
ment for the status quo, corpo- va
rations won't stop feeding the de- te
mand. What might be fine for the
market might kill our environ- tlc
ment. Consumers need to say,
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aid in embarrassment, "Sorry, I didn't Well, th
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uired impatiently, "Why? Do you think And tha
m getting fat?" of the cosmi
"Millions of Americans ? women to rescue,
nd men ? have a secret obsession. What t\
hey're obsessed with how they look, want so de
nth perceived flaw in their appear- their bodies
nee," writes Dr. Katherine A. Phillips, it out louc
uthor of "The Broken Mirror: Under- tired of beinj
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ing. Last spring, I wrote an editor- er player's v
ial to the Greenville News support- the industry
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then-Gov. ers simply i
David to poker ma
Beasley's law, while so
proposal to lure players
I ban the alcohol and
video poker This issi
industry in at the Stat*
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ice I strongly backed Jim Hodges and players to pi
e S.C. Democratic Party (and still do), and food.
During the last legislative session, Hodges i
ivid Beasley attempted to ban the lu- ever, still dis
ative gambling industry. However, much mom
e governor miserably failed, and he day. The Rej
ined a formidable enemy for the gu- $125-per-da;
material election. This legislative de- governor fa\
icle showed how sometimes even a ular limit. (
liant stand on an issue is not an in- forcement o
lligent political move. Like Bill cannot be en
mton saia, you can t taKe tne poll- puter syster
:s out of politics." to implemen
Currently, the state hardly regu- and a $500
tes the $2.3 billion industry. The lower amou
video poker.
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I am writing to convey my thoughts ,,
the outcome of the Student Gov- and haPPm(
nment elections on Feb. 18.1 am Profe >n
eply disappointed with the results of jV0r WJ ness
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ery executive election. Starting with , . , ,
1 treasurer, I am shocked that Tim- f_n 00r a
ly Clardy did not win. The man has , on 0 . 0
o years of experience in SG and VP, ? ,
is a member of the Finance Com- *ioc b, a
ttee. I definitely believe he was the 17110 a, m
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ler." based on the size or perceived attracwomen
have a very solid rea- tiveness of their breasts. They go to the
ry so much about their ap- offices of plastic surgeons eager to peras
they are still viewed as form this most popular cosmetic operby
men in many ways, just ation. According to Dow Corning Corviewed
by women as objects poration and Market Facts Inc., nearly
1 percent of women (that's 1.25 million)
ly women set out to search in the United States reported having
3 beauty, which is supposed had some type of breast implant.
3m happiness and security. Even the increasing cost of the pro/
do so, maybe they should cedure, about $5,800 or higher for the
me other women who seem job and $1,150 for endoscopic implant
le to truces with their body leak treatment a few years later, in a
;auty, according to Naomi few cases, doesn't scare patients away.
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Dsed physical standard" used put poor women through this painful
:-dominated culture to force ordeal?! Do you expect every woman to
3 an "unnatural" competi- eventually be Pamela Anderson?
sources that men have ap- Well, sure, if you're going to be Tomfor
themselves." my Lee. Surprisingly, not all men are
lis may be so. But does re- ugly exploiters and chauvinists after
; stop women from desiring all. An increasing number of them are
iful? I don't think so. suffering from body-image complex, too.
t's where amazing advances And most of them are very much woretic
plastic surgery come in ried about ? guess what? ? the size
of their private parts,
vo things do most women So gentlemen, too, in increasing
sperately to change about numbers come to plastic surgeons pleadi?
I guess I don't have to say ing to have their manhood enlarged.
I. Yes, some women are There are two ways to increase the size
1 victims of so-called "breast- of a man's best friend: one, release the
ules good but not
aw is one that limits a pok- trol the amount of cash going into the
winnings to $125 a day. Yet machines, thus controlling the amount
r constantly finds loopholes of revenue for the industry. These proparticipation.
Many play- posed taxes and regulations by Hodges,
nove from poker machine along with the operators' disapproval
chine in order to bend the of them, show that the industry does
me convenience store clerks not control him.
?to continue playing with Although many Republicans still
food. favor banning video poker, I am sure
le will be the main debate most South Carolinians, myself included,
chouse this week. Fortu- approve of the pragmatic approach that
ise Republicans and Gov. Hodges and Republicans are using:
agree on implementing a Compromise instead of engaging in the
l tax on the industry. The partisan bickering Dortraved in recent
ee on having background legislative sessions,
perators, decreasing video However, as banning the industry
isements along interstates, is the simplest solution to the video pokting
clerks from inducing er problem, it is also the right solution,
irchase alcoholic beverages Undoubtedly, video poker does present
many problems for the state of
md the Republicans, how- South Carolina. Yet the Republican
sagree on the limits of how claims of the immorality of gambling
sy players can win in a must be disregarded because religion
mblicans favor keeping the should not play a role in the discussion
y winnings limit, while the on video poker. Video poker does, howrors
scrapping this partic- ever, prey on the disadvantaged people
jrov. Hodges and law en- of the state. We have all seen and heard
officials believe this limit the stories of the pain video poker causforced
due to a lagging com- es for families,
n. Instead, Hodges wants Unlike a statewide lottery, the onet
a $5 spending limit a day on-one playing with the machine gives
limit on jackpots, a much the impression that a player has a much
nt than most states with better chance of winning because the
This measure would con- person only competes against the mai
the editor or guest columns arc welcome from all members of the Carolina comm
should be an opinion piece of about 600-700 words. Both must include name, |
a student. Handwritten submissions must be personally delivered to Russell Housi
-* number for confirmation. The Gamecock reserves the right to edit for libel, styl
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as well as I know Clardy implement his goal of making SG's
done. relations with the student body "less
and most shocking, Bran- schwag and more dank."
)n won the vice presiden- And the greatest display of poli.
This is a joke. The plat- tics was the presidential election reson
ran with (peace, love suits. I became so disillusioned that I
?ss at USC) was the most almost did not vote when I walked past
al campaign I think I have the candidate tables in front of the Rused.
I wish I worked on An- sell House. All whites at Mr. Dorsel's
paign because then I could table, all blacks at Mr. Husser's table
13:30 in the afternoon in and all Asian Indians at Mr. Shah's
iussell House. That would table. So, regardless of each candidate's
id the picture in The Game- capabilities, issues or character, the
y issue of Anderson con- vote was obviouslv determined bv the
y thoughts on him. Surfs candidate's ethnicity. But who was the
ibia, dude. Or was it the better candidate? We will never know
e? I think we all know what because both candidates in the runoff
ping to do with his stipend, were running identical platforms and
rhile he is doing it, r\e can their voter base was determined t-y race.
HE, UNQUOTE
"I don't think alcohol is
sssary to have a good time."
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Monday, March 1, 1999
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ligaments that attach it to the pelvis;
two, inject fat suctioned from other parts
of the body, usually the abdomen. Hey,
the second one can come in handy for
men who ask for stomach liposuction,
too! A creative medical professional can
kill two birds with one scalpel.
The risks of the manipulation include
bleeding, skin irritation, tightness,
infection, scarring, loss of skin
and even loss of erectile function. Wow!
Sounds just scary enough for me!
People can't be stopped from wanting
to look attractive, especially with
all this model-infested show business
paranoia. Personally, I have no problem
with people who decide to have
some type of job done on their bodies
as long as these people are mature and
reasonable individuals who want to do
that for themselves, not somebody else.
In fact, I sincerely wish them happiness
and peace with their new looks,
which have cost them a lot of money,
pain and worry.
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chine, not thousands of lottery participants.
When was the last time you
heard of someone winning a $10,000
jackpot in video poker?
Proponents of the industry believe
individual people should have the right
to waste their money if they so desire.
They demand that government refrain
from telling its citizens what to do with
their lives as long as they do not infringe
on others. But, what is so wrong
with a government restricting individual
choice if it lies in the best interest
of society? Normally, I do not support'
the restriction of individual choice, but
this is one exception. Does not the government
already justifiably restrict the
abuses of monopolies and the sleazy
tactics of tobacco companies? Video poker
is no different.
Yes, banning video poker would certainly
destroy a measurable fund-raising
base for the Democratic Party in
upcoming elections. But, like Henry
Clay, I would rather be right than victorious
any day.
Realistically, though, our current
state government will not ban the industry.
Beasley's debacle from last
spring demonstrates this. Yet these proposed
regulations and taxes do provide
a nice start.
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le and space. Names will never be withheld,
or more information.
Johnny Cochran would be proud. The
race card was played brilliantly.
Maybe next year will be better. Or
maybe it will just be the white Greeks
versus the National Panhellenic Coun
cil again and maybe even the bonus, independent
third-party candidate in
there to spice things up. In high school,
it was one thing to see the most popular
win, but I thought that on a college
campus the most qualified candidate
would win. Who knows, and who really
cares?
Nathan A. White
Political Science Sophomore