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Creed Week's merit
For those stu- dents, staff and facdents
who haven't ulty members could
noticed, this week The Carolinian Creed write reactions to
is Creed Week The is a code of proper and the statements.
Office of Student basic behavior. Some ofthereacJudicial
Programs, tionswere: I hate
along with several MYjjTJTjjnT^ gays," "Hazing is
othei; campus , , a part of pledging,"
groups, is sponsor- though tt may he "Cheating is bad
ing a week-long eel- common sense, if you get caught,
ebration of our uni- common sense is However, I am an
versity's code of not so common. honors student who
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Tuesday, The and "More girls
Gamecock was prepared to say need to be sexually active."
that it is unnecessary for there to Society is in a sad state when
be a week to teach behavior that an educational institution not onshould
naturally be part of hu- ly has to write down decent beraan
nature. Whether we realize havior, but also has to dedicate a
it or not, when we accept admis- whole week to tell people that dission
to the University of South crimination is wrong and respect
Carolina, we agree to follow the for one's self and others is good,
creed, which outlines behavior We did feel better that some
that is desirable at an institution people do know how to behave,
of higher education such as Some said "Wake up, America"
ours. and "Hazing=Hurting." But even
We respect the creed and ap- these positive statements were
plaud the Office of Judicial Pro- defaced by people who wanted to
grams for planning events that say something, but really had
encourage integrity, respect, kind- nothing to say.
ness and concern for others and So even though a week such
discourage bigotry based on ideas as Creed Week should be unnecand
opinions. essary, it is necessary.
We wonder, however, why is it Maybe the coming generations
that we have to celebrate behav- will learn that the behavior outior
that shouldn't be out of the or- lined in the creed is not special or
dinary and should just come nat- out of the ordinary. Maybe the ac11
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in an academic environment. will just be part of human nature
But Tuesday, after seeing the and not something people should
"Express Yourself" posters on the be taught and retaught from
second floor of the Russell House, kindergarten through college. And
we thought differently. Each board then there really won't be a need
had posted a part of the creed. Stu- for a week such as this.
'Big time' business
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School of HHHUmwIHHHI la Moore, after
Business was re- Business school ranked whom the school
cently ranked as in nation's top 50. was so graciously
one of the top 50 named.
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country, in a poll flLM&MaMaiJHi ly, that money has
conducted by Busi- They have to find a "big been put to good
nessweek. time" dean now to go use with the recent
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tor the school 1Z_ ?I bo, now the
and is something on school is "big time,"
which USC can build a formida- and they are going to need to apble
reputation. point a big name to head and to
Earlier this semester, USC promote their growing reputation.
President Palms decided not to re- With the new status of the
new the contract of David Shrock, school, a fitting individual is gothe
current dean of the school. He ing to be sought.
will finish out his term for this The school seemed to be doing
year, which lasts until June 30. very well with its current dean.
The announcement to let Dean It's almost like a championship
Shrock go came months after the team ditching, during the off-seabusiness
school received a hefty son, the coach that got it there.
$25 million contribution from But will a big name mean big
South Carolina native and busi- excellence? Only time will tell.
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By the power vested in me by myself,
I hereby, through no official
means, officially announce my
bid in the
x- ' even have a
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not joking
KURT JOHNSON around
columnist when they
have a slogan),
"Kurt
Johnson for Governor of South Carolina?Why
the HELL not?"
This is totally serious. I've been talking
with a lot of people lately, and they
have been severely disappointed with
thp mrrent candidates: Renuhlican In
cumbent David "Big Papa" Beasley and
his Democratic challenger Jim "Jimmi"
Hodges.
Well, now you can add another name
to that list, Kurt "P.(dot)" Johnson. If
I'm elected into office, I promise I will
do everything possible as your governor
to fUlfill all expectations my dear
citizens may have of me.
So that this might happen, let me
give you the "how's your father" about
myself and my tough and immobile
stands on the issues (some or all of this
may be untrue).
Newstudet
Do you ever wish you were stupid?
No, seriously, I'm doing just that
right now, and it would be nice
to know I
have a little
company.
Does anyone
know
BLy where I can
get an IQ
reduction
last through
Ipi HI * I know, I
KIKI McCORMICK know, I've
columnist written encouraging
people to
study the candidates, and understand
the issues, and vote only after serious
thought. Trouble is, I've taken my own
advice, reading til my head hurts, and
here I am in serious need of Advil ?
and Prozac. I don't think there has ever
been such a depressing cast of characters
running for office.
I find myself undecided, even to the
point of wishing (horrors!) that I
could take the anti-intellectual route
and vote according to party affiliation.
1 Libertarian good
choice for governor
To the editor:
William Folks made a common political
fallacy in his Wednesday
column, "Candidates Leave Voters With
Few Choices." Beasley and Hodges are
not the only two candidates for governor
on the ballot.
Instead of recommending voting for
"none of the above," he should have sugJ
gested voting for Timothy Moultrie.
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iBNOipify
Juty
ices his bi
I was born in Philadelphia, but my
family soon shipped me off to Bogota,
where I was raised by polygandrist
sheep herders who taught me the complex
and intriguing art of toenail clipping.
By age 5,1 was married to a 15year-old
exotic bubble-blower, named
Tyiopszq (the "zq" is silent), from a
neighboring village.
Through the years, I became quite
professional in the sacred religious art
of lifting up sticks and moaning incoherent
chants for long periods of
time. When I was 13, in a rite of pas
sage into manhood, I spent three months
alone in a tree 30 miles from my village,
eating leaves and making monkey
noises at those who passed by while
throwing nuts at their abdomensrather
standard.
Soon after, I moved to Charleston,
where I was reunited with my regular
family. I lived a strange and awkward
existence there. I went to
school, never moved from place to place
and was ridiculed for standing up in
the middle of church with a stick and
moaning incoherent chants for long periods
of time.
Since then, I have been assimilated
and quickly became accustomed to
the society. But enough about me. Now
for my stances on the issues and how
to make South Carolina a better place,
especially for sheep herding and other
things.
One of the biggest issues facing the
state is the issue of whether or not to
have a state-funded lottery.
it finds bei
Ah, how rewarding it would be to
be a Republican. To wallow in my
own wealth, and demand that I not be
forced to share it. To feel sweet revenge
(rather than repulsion) every time a
criminal is put to death. To support
band-aid cures (like school-choice vouchers)
that neglect the big picture.
And how dandy to be a Democrat.
To swallow feminist rhetoric because
it sounds so nice on the surface. To support
band-aid cures (like passing out
condoms and setting up a lottery)
that neglect the big picture.
And how lovely to be a Libertarian
? well, no, even in my current mood
I can't imagine being evil incarnate.
Or I could just join the Natural Law
Party. Never heard of them? That would
be because they are too busy meditating
to campaign.
When inquiry and thought fail tc
distinguish the bad candidate from the
worse one, I wish I had something ?
like the idiocy that breeds party loyalties
? to help me out. But unless I d(
a lot of glue sniffing soon, 111 have tc
pray that the upcoming debates give
me something substantial to consid
er.
Of course, I'm mostly complaining
about the gubernatorial and educatior
year and ma
dude
Mr. Moultrie is a Columbia arei
high school teacher and a member o
the Libertarian Party.
The reason you may not have hearc
of him or the party this election is thai
Mr. Moultrie has not become a politi
cal whore by accepting large amount!
of money from the organized gaming
lobby or from the Baptists.
Moultrie's beliefs are based on th<
principle that all individuals have th<
right to exercise sole dominion over theii
own lives, and have the right to liv<
in whatever flianner they choose, s<
Ill
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d for goveri
"If I'm elected into offi
will do everything pos
ernor to fulfill all exp<
citizens may have."
I, myself included, am very much
in favor of a lottery, but for different d
reasons. Hodges wants one so the mon- a
ey can go to education. I want to use t
that money to buy large amounts of t
land in Madagascar and dig a hole so j,
that if a comet is heading for that {
particular area, there will already be a j
hole for it to fall into. j
This will be beneficial to the people
of South Carolina in the fact that the r
comet will not harm the chestnuts we ^
so heavily import and depend on from r
that area. .
Another issue has been the Con- ^
federate flag that sits upon the Statehouse.
Both candidates say they will 1
not push to bring it down, but I would,
because X's and x-like symbols terrify
sheep so much that they would go into 1
rampages and could ruin up to 17 city (
blocks. 1
Oh yeah, I plan to turn South
Carolina into one of the largest sheep 1
herding states in the Southeast and 1
possibly the East. Our only competi- i
tion would be Rhode Island?sheep i
herding is huge in that area.
iuty in South
"I find myself undecid
point of wishing (hon
take the anti-intellectu
according to party affi
superintendent races. The race between
Rnh Tncrlis nnH Fritr Hnllincrs is inter
i esting, but I admit I just don't know
what to make of it yet, and have been
disgusted by their unstatesmanlike jabs
[ at one another.
The race I just mentioned ? for U.S.
Senate ? actually gives us an oppor[
tunity to use our brains, because there
are principles at stake. That's so refreshing,
I hardly care what they are
i after watching Hodges and Beasley shed
! theirs. But the one that's got me think
ing is Inglis' devotion to term limits.
Hollings has been a senator since
) (if my math's right) Inglis was 7. Inglis
> has limited himself to three terms in
> Congress, and plans to limit himself in
the Senate as well. I secretly love the
idea of term limits because politicians
I are more likely to vote according to coni
science if they aren't worried about getmecock
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i long as they do not forcibly interfere
f with the equal rights of others to live
in whatever manner they choose.
1 This makes many of his policies socially
t liberal and fiscally conservative if compared
to the Democrat/Republican.
3 This return to values of our foundl
ing fathers is the only way Mr. Moultrie
believes that we can improve eduj
cation and the economy of our state.
i The party also has other candidates
r running for statewide offices. Richard
; Quillian is runping for the U.S. Senate
)
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aor's race
ice, I promise that. I
sible as your govictations
my dear
With this plan, a totally new inlustry
would be introduced to this state
md would provide jobs up the butt. Fm
alking about quality, high paying jobs
hat would keep this economy pumpnp.
such as sheep shaving, gathering
he shavings off the ground, sheep herdng,
sheep dog training, sheep dog breedng
and bubble blowing.
Now, I know some of these things
nay seem a bit unconventional, but
vhat are the other guys offering?
rheyVe changed their stances on the
ssues so many times, nobody really
mows what they stand for anymore,
)r at least, they don't know what they
;ruthfully stand for.
They're all about playing "the pol
tics game, wnue l m more iocusea
in the well-being of our state's people
ind their sheep.
So I implore you, when you go to
;hat voter's booth this year, check or
vrite in Kurt Johnson for your governor.
Do it for the state. Do it for yourself.
But most of all, do it for the sheep.
Why the hell not?
l Carolina
led, even to the
rors!) that I could
lal route and vote
illation."
ting re-elected. Sure, there's the problem
of not being able to keep a good legislator;
but maybe more would be good
if they weren't so beholden to voters for
their jobs.
Hollings has some things going for
him too, so maybe a brain isn't a total
liability this election. There's a little
something to think about.
But as for the people who want to
shape our educational system, those
running for governor and superintendent
of education, the choices are sorry
And that situation is enough to want
me to turn off my brain and let everyone
else make the decision for me. So
go right ahead.
Or here's another solution: let's donate
our brains to the candidates. Maybe
then they'll come up with some new
ideas.
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for style, libel or space. Names will never be withheld.
and Dan O'Neal is Lt. Governor nomi
nee of the Libertarian PartyThere
is no reason for someone to
feel compelled to "vote for the lesser of
two evils" this election. If you don't feel
you can trust the Democrat or Republican
candidates then don't vote for
them.
Vote for someone with the ethical
and philosophical qualities becoming
of our great state: Timothy Moultrie.
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