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After another summer of beating
the feds and avoiding improper
relations with incoming freshmen,
USC's Most Dangerous Man
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paign of gripes and complaints for
your reading pleasure.
I was drinking at the new-andimproved
liquor store when I
started reading everyone else's
preseason NFL picks. Some of
their picks made sense and others
were just pure idiocy. So, I will try
my luck at picking division winners
and Super Bowl contenders
over the next couple of weeks. Of
course, these are my opinions, and
therefore, they are the correct
ones. If anyone disagrees, the complaint
department is still in the
same place.
It's 6:58 p.m. and with over a
week before opening day, most
NFL teams are still wondering
where their sparks are. Nearly
every team's postseason chances
rely on the play or health of one or
two players.
This theory couldn't be better
tested than in the NFC East,
where eastern teams with western
eyes and serpent's breath look to
dismantle each other.
The New York Giants will try
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their chances took a major hit
when All-Pro cornerback Jason
Sehorn blew out his knee. If they
can come together and stop fighting
with one another, they could
repeat. Washington must get
breakout seasons from Gus
Frerotte, Michael Westbrook and
Dan Wilkinson. In Dallas, Emmitt
Smith must prove he still has a
career and Leon Lett has to get off
the white stuff. By the way,
Michael Irvin has signed a deal to
promote Ginsu knives with O.J.
Simpson and Lorena Bobbitt. Arizona
and Philadelphia could surprise
this year and compete for a
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the defenses here, look for this division
to be nastier than anyone
who doesn't wash a dress after
sex.
The NFC Central could be the
NFL's best right now. Four teams
made the playoffs from this division
last year and that could happen
again this year. Look for Minnesota
to break out of the pack
this season, but their defense
must be more than The John Randle
Show. Speaking of the Packers,
Green Bay must get Dorsey
Levens signed, and Reggie White
needs to know his role and shut
his mouth. Tampa Bay must be
able to pass the ball to succeed.
Scott Mitchell is the only thing
keeping Detroit from being better
than mediocre, and the main attractions
in Chicago are Sammy
Sosa and a dead broadcaster.
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which is so wild that only one
team actually plays in Pacific
Time. The Carolina Panthers are
my pick out of this division. The
additions ofWilliam Floyd, Doug
Evans and the re-acquisition of
Kevin Greene should push them
over the top. The key to their success,
however, is Kerry Collins,
who might as well have been spotted
at a KKK rally in front of the
Statehouse last Saturday.
San Francisco is the league's
version of a big bully who was exposed
as a one-dimensional passing
team last year by the likes of
Kansas City and the two Bays.
Garrison Hearst rushed for more
than 1,000 yards last year but I
could run for that much against
St. Louis, Atlanta, New Orleans
and a weakened Carolina defense.
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against teams that finished at or
above .500 and must improve on
that if they want to reach (only)
their second Super Bowl this
decade.
Atlanta will be competitive,
but only if Chris Chandler stays
healthy. The southern fraternity
known as the New Orleans Saints
takes hazing more seriously than
football, and the Trans World
Dome will see another loser. Just
watch McGwire shatter the home
run record instead.
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Francisco 10
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college press EXCHANGE
Lots of people with nothing better
to do are holding their collective breath
in Columbus, Ohio, all because a certain
All-American linebacker is taking
three summer school courses that will
determine whether he can play college
football this season.
Ohio State star Andy Katzenmoyor
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awareness, separately of course.
It used to be all a college athlete had
to do was spell his name correctly to
earn a passing grade. The NCAA is a
little stricter now, but, just for the record,
spelling "Katzenmoyer" would be no
easy task for a Nobel laureate. The linebacker
needs to pump his grade-point
average to 2.0 in order to be eligible this
season, and a lot is riding on whether
he makes it.
Ohio State is ranked No. 1 in the
nation in preseason polls, and one of
the bigger reasons is Katzenmoyer, last
year's Butkus Award winner. The Buckeyes
need him the way carnivores need
teeth He is such a menace that opposing
senior writer WILLIAM FOLKS
In 1991, linebacker Eric Brown led \
cocks with 101 tackles. What's so si
about that? It hasn't happened sine
every single season in which USC h
football as a member of the Southeas
ference, a defensive back has led th
tackles. Coincidence? Not hardly.
The point is, arm-tackling, while
have worked against pre-SEC regulars
Tennessee State, Louisiana Tech, an(
Carolina, won't win many games agai
like Florida, Georgia, and Tennessee. I
Gamecocks are 3-15 against those o
since joining the league in 1992.
"Tackling is a want-to thing," USC
coordinator Wally Burnham has saic
got to get in there and face the issue,
we're going full-speed, half-speed, whs
11 of us have to go to the ball."
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pable of "facing the issue" with any co
last season: safeties Ben Washingtoi
turo Freeman.
Washington has since gradua
Freeman's season-ending knee injury
ago has left USC's defense without its c
ing tackier from 1997 (not to mentio
around athlete, top interception artist
tional backbone).
"There's no doubt we're going to mis
said USC senior cornerback Kevin Br
was the reason I came to Carolina to b
and I've seen the kind of sacrifices he's
this program over the last three yeari
Time for {
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and take this quiz on the
upcoming college football
season. Grades will be posted
next week.
college press EXCHANGE
Summer seems to be overstaying
its welcome, perhaps because the nation
is obsessed with the Roger Maris
home run-record chase, not to mention
the daily drama of the National League
wild-card race.
But don't be fooled, students. The
harbingers of autumn are popping up
on campuses across the land. Listen
closely and you can hear the gentle hiss
of grades being inflated. Or maybe
the Delts are tapping a keg.
bo crack open those loose-leal
binders and sharpen those pencils. It's
time for a quiz on the upcoming college
football season.
And please, scholars: No spitwads.
Question: Is this being graded?
Answer: Yes, Mr. Katzenmoyer.
Q: How does the new superalliance
work?
A: Simple. The top two teams in the
nation will meet in the Fiesta Bowl Jan.
4 in Tempe, Ariz.
Q: But what if only one team goes
unbeaten? Who gets the other bid? And
what if no one goes unbeaten, as happened
in 1993? How will the superalliance
sort that out?
A: It will use a complicated formula
where the major polls and computer
rankings and strengths of schedules
are multiplied by the average SAT score
for the starting lineup of each team, minus
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Katzenmoyer is smart enough and a]
shouldn't have allowed himself to be p,
put in such academic straits. This is ^
about effort, not intelligence, coach John gl
Cooper has said.
That would seem to point the finger
at the sad state of the puff course. ^
You might ask: who's to judge anyone's
course load, you who took science fic- 1
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of mountains in college, you who had ai
perhaps the easiest senior year on
record? And I might answer: an expert, a
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a fossil-hunting trip near the Wiscon- ?
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Q: So there will be controversy again
in the postseason. Is this a bad thing 1)
for college football? c<
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society, either, if it keeps ESPN ana- si
lyst Lee Corso off the streets. is
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by promoting "Judgment Day" in col- h
lege football. What gimmick is on tap
this fall?
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Joe Moore verdict overturned. S1
Q: Why is Sept. 5 shaping up as
an enormous day in college football ^
across the country? c
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season Top 25 teams. In the East, N"
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ginia, No. 10 Tennessee visits No. 17 ^
Syracuse and No. 21 Southern Mis- j(
sissippi ventures to No. 13 Penn State.
In the Midwest, No. 5 Michigan plays l.
at No. 22 Notre Dame. And out West,
No. 18 Washington visits No. 8 Arizona
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about its season-opening trip to Mor- a
gantown?
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Q: Penn State coach Joe Paterno re- ^
cently said the Big Ten shouldn't give
"unreasonable" concessions in its ongoing
effort to lure Notre Dame. What
does he mean by that? v;
A: Some in the Big Ten believe the
following could be construed as "unreasonable":
a guaranteed slot for the k
Fighting Irish in the Rose Bowl in evennumbered
years; scheduling byes T
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atzenmoyer's future. We know gimmes
hen we see them. And we see three
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Let's look at his classes:
? Golf. This has an A written all 1
/er it. You replace your divot, wear
ans-A-Belt slacks and spend ungodly
mounts of money on equipment that
robably won't make you any better,
ftiat else is there to know? OK, you
lck up to the instructor by saying the
lost exciting moment in your life was
atching OSU alum Jack Nicklaus win
le 1986 Masters. You grip it and rip
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? Music. Again, an easy A. Here's
sample multiple-choice question from
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.) a deodorant.
) the former member of an untalent
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two more victories to become the sixth
)ach to reach 300 wins for his career.
the Nittany Lions beat Southern Misissippi
in the opener, the milestone
i likely to come against Bowling Green .
ept. 12 in Happy Valley. Paterno
as said he planned to coach "four or
ve more." More what?
A: Decades.
Q: It wouldn't be August without
peculation over the next round of coachlg
changes. Who's under the most presare
to produce this season?
A: Brad Scott of South Carolina,
hich has struggled to improve in the
laded (Florida, Tennessee and Georia)
SEC Eastern Division. And John
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than later.
Q: Why do Big Ten insiders believe
lis will be Hayden Fry's last year at
>wa?
A: The Hawkeyes open with Neraska
in 1999.
Q: Will Fry be missed?
A: Sorely. In an age of political corictness,
the tall Texan speaks his mind
nabashedly and colorfully. And he will
Iways be remembered for racially injgrating
the Southwest Conference
rhile coaching at Southern Methodist
11966.
Q: Why did Army join Conference
rsA?
A: It couldn't resist that natural rialry
with Houston.
Q: How bad is the Big East?
A: It lost its four bowls last year but
ept Rutgers.
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Nebraska; Sat.
Michigan St. vs.
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Florida State vs.
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course as my rather developed instincts
tell me, any of them will do.
? AIDS awareness. This is a more
serious topic, but easy and a little like
riding a bike; once you learn, you never
forget. Or, to put it in terms a football
player could easily embrace, it's
like being a quarterback. You need protection.
Katzenmoyer is confident hell make
the grade and be ready for the Buckeyes'
opener Sept. 5 at West Virginia.
"You'll see number 45 out there," he
said.
Or else, I suppose. Can you imagine
the poor sap who would have the
you-know-whats to fail the state's star
football player?
Ohio State could learn Katzenmoyer's
fate sometime this week, but
you can bet the football department has
been keeping tabs on his progress this
summer. If Katzenmoyer was hooking
it off the tee, Cooper probably put
down the bag and gave a lesson before
looking for the ball.
In Ohio, football is big. What happens
to Katzenmoyer will have a lot
to do with what happens to the Buckn'
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A: Intentionally, at times.
Q: Who has the best cheerleaders?
A: Beside Notre Dame's?
Q: Is there really a player called Ben
Gay?
A: He was considered the top prep
running back in Texas last year, but
there was a problem when he enrolled
at Baylor. The NCAA considers him a
partial academic qualifier, which means
he can't play as a freshman, though he
may eventually regain a fourth season
of eligibility if he makes progress toward
a degree. Baylor is sore about the
ruling, and is appealing.
Q: Is Kansas State for real?
A: Ask Nebraska on Nov. 14.
Q: K-State hasn't beaten the mighty
Cornhuskers in a while, has it?
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four days after Richard Nixon's first
presidential election victory.
Q: After belittling Tennessee for
making repeated appearances in the
Citrus Bowl, is Florida coach Steve
Spurrier more humble after spending
New Year's Day there?
A: Just like Bill Gates is poorer after
taxes.
Q: Texas running back Ricky
Williams is also a prospect in the
Philadelphia Phillies' organization.
Michigan quarterback Drew Henson is
also a prospect in the New York Yankees'
organization. Florida State quarterback
Chris Weinke played in the
Toronto Blue Jays' organization. Is there
anybody out there who can't play baseball?
A: Michael Jordan.
Q: Whom did Michigan call to perform
the 5,500-seat expansion of Michigan
Stadium?
A: Bandwagon Enlargements Inc.
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Nate says Air Force,
BYU, UNLV, New
Mexico, San Diego St.,
Utah and Wyoming formally
withdrew from
the Western Athletic
Conference Wednesday.
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eyes and, by extension, what happens
to the mental state of a few hundred
thousand Ohio State fans. He is the latest
in a long line of great Buckeye linebackers,
from Randy Gradishar to Pepper
Johnson to Chris Spielman, and so
there is much attention. The intense
focus on his summer-school courses already
has hit the Columbus Dispatch
editorial page.
But, there is a bigger issue here than
undue attention on Katzenmoyer,
and let this be a warning. If blow-off
courses become difficult, the American
educational system as we know it could
fall. Next thing you know, those easy
jock majors won't be so easy anymore.
Sport & Leisure Studies suddenly
will require a chemical engineering
course. Organizational Studies won't
teach the proper organization of the
sock drawer anymore. Psychological
Services will cancel the lecture on mood
rings.
A concerned world awaits Katzenmoyer's
report card.
iach Scott
taper down
ntact work
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i the season opener slightly more than a
ray, South Carolina's football team pretaper
down its contact work. Head Coach
ott said Thursday that the Gamecocks
tysical workout on Wednesday, consistore
than 80 snaps of live, full-contact
le team went out in shoulder pads and
t Thursday and will have a kicking prac'riday.
re a little fatigued, both physically and
r," Scott said. "Well start to back off of
contact work a little bit as we prepare
week's opener."
rday's practice will be a dress rehearsal
all State game. The team will go through
in 100 plays working on game situations
line and kicking scenarios, and will even
5 an overtime , period. Coach Scott said
>leased with the progress the team has
er the past week.
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ty to run the football," Scott said. "We've
much improvement over this week as
n I've been around."
; praised the play of middle linebacker
ffing, saying he has developed into a sol.
Freshman Jonathan Martin has moved
; No. 2 fullback position, as fellow freshtione
Nesmith is sidelined with a knee
all season
Q: But weren't all those diehard
maize-and-blue attired fans grumbling
about Wolverine coach Lloyd Carr before
last season?
A: They also thought Chris Webber
was a wonderful guy.
Q: Why are some Evanstonians up
in arms over Northwestern's decision
to play its Oct. 17 Homecoming game
under the lights?
A Fun could break out after 7 p.m.,
in violation of a local ordinance.
Q: If the Big Ten and Pac-10 champs
finish 1-2 in the superalliance formula,
they would play for the national title
in the Fiesta Bowl. In that event,
the Rose Bowl could wind up with
Kansas State against Virginia Tech.
What could be worse for the fabled bowl
in Pasadena?
A Brazil 0, Italy 0, in the 1994 World
Cup final. Nothing could be worse than
that.
Q: Florida State has finished in the
top 5 in the polls 11 consecutive times.
Why should we believe the Seminoles
will do it again this year?
A . ~ 11
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we've ever had," coach Bobby Bowden
says.
Q: Coaches are always bragging
about their runners' "yards after contact."
What do they mean?
A: At Penn State, they mean Curtis
Enis' rushing total after an agent
contacted him.