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We are confident that we will
have a column from Quentin
next week, as we have his number,
e-mail, and address. Ha, ha.
Wednesday, July 8,1998
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Rosalind Harvey
Kiki McCormick,
Marcus Amaker,
Future teach
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The good news is
that, for once, we are ne quality c,
discussing education
woes of a state other _i_
than our own. The HHKmiSu
bad news is that our fJSCshould h
aspiring teachers goodfuture
would probably per
form as poorly as those in
Massachusetts cm the same qualifying
test.
Much hullabaloo has been made
over the situation in
Massachusetts, where about 60 percent
of applicants for teaching jobs
failed basic literacy and subject
tests meant to weed out those who
are unfit to teach.
Much of the blame is being
assigned to college education
departments, most of which, according
to chairman of the
Massachusetts Board of Education
John Silber in the New York Times,
"have standards so low that they
repel the highly qualified students
who are desperately needed in our
schools."
Ihis is certainly true at UbC,
where the minimum GPA for acceptance
into the Master of Teaching
program is a measly 2.5. It's a good
bet that students who perform so
poorly in college will do little to
improve the state of education in
South Carolina.
The mistakes of Massachusetts'
would-be teachers, including egre
gious spelling ana grammar errors,
have been broadcast widely.
Naturally, we wondered how the
future teachers at USC would compare.
To make an unscientific assessment
of the literacy of the teachers
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that the folks who wrote the words
"revaluate," "thier" and "kindergartenters"
may have simply slipped.
But some mistakes could only
reflect a lack of understanding of
the English language.
One person included both the
imagmaiy wuiu mieigraw; aiiu
the phrase "great idea's for teaching"
in the same post. Another
wrote of "student's speaches,"
apparently in reference to some
"students' speeches."
Yet another complained that her
practicum teachers didn't "implicate
a multicultural curriculum."
The worst, though, was the education
student who ended a sentence,
"and you was very understanding
towards."
It would seem that the best and
brightest are not attracted to the
teaching profession. There are two
things that we at USC can do to
address this problem. First, the
education department must raise
its standards. Good students will
not be attracted to a department
that does not offer challenges.
Second, good students must, in the
meantime, put aside their pride and
embrace the teaching profession
despite the boredom of education
nlriff*-"- Ai uomn pninf, fKio fljrolo of
poor teachers making poor students
has to be broken. Let the cycle stop
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ardM. Gregg ?ngli?h)'
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Columnist unawar
of th
intense rivalry that exists betwee
USC and Clemson. To me, Clemso
was just a school that made thei
football players wear really weeni
uniforms (come on, orange on orang
on orange on orange). Since I've bee
here however, several of mv fello1
graduate students have let me knoi
about the greatness of Clemson.
decided that the only way to find 01
the truth about our neighbor to tt
north was to visit Clemson for myse
and see what all the fuss is abou
Here then are my findings from na
trip.
Day One: Before leaving ft
Clemson, I decided to do a litti
research about the school. Everyboc
knows that it started out as an a]
male military school, but few kno
the reasoning behind its creation,
seems that the school was founded:
roaiilt nf tV?o Croat SVim
Defrocking Scandal of 1888 becaui
they needed a depository for the ci
prits. This puts Clemson in the san
company as Australia, except for tJ
fact that I can understand peop
[NTS
experience
g from Australia. This became evident
d as I drove and got close to the school,
n I stopped for a 60-cent soda at a Hot
it Spot where I was given $2.36 change
n from $10. When I pointed out this
>f discrepancy, the clerk scratched his
i (edited out by the Coalition for
e Family Values), spit out some big
k black chunk of something from his
1 mourn, proDaDiy a lootn, ana men
lt handed me an extra 35 cents.
On a hunch, I asked him where
s he went to school. "Sure enough fo
e went upjonder to Clempsn.
e Gradeated with hnrs sure as shhe
n replied. I then made a quick stop at a
n bookstore where I managed to wranir
gle a copy of the Webster's
Clemson/English dictionary. Now I
6 was ready, so I headed out and
" reachClemson at dnsk
* Serious consideration was given
t to checking out the nightlife, as I was
^ tempted by the posters around
Le Clemson announcing their third
jj- annual cow-tipping contest (a seemt
ingly big deal since the posters listed
y the names of the cows to participate).
Day Two: There were big hap)r
penings going on as I pulled up to the
|e school. I had just started walking
i? ornnnrl when a hurlv man crashed
U- into me, knocking us both down.
w He had a harried expression on
It his face and after helping me up, he
is informed me that there was a crisis
;p as he had run out of crayons for his
se students. Tor art class?" I inquired,
d- to which he responded; "We have an
ae art class? No, this is for advanced
le finance." Then he ran off leaving me
ile a bit bewildered.
W t ^ IT ^
"We want to he recognized as u
social fraternity, but we want to
be left alone."
Martin Streett, Zeta Beta Tau
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Next, I decided to find and
explore the "world famous" engineering
school that Clemson has. But
when I reached the building, it had
been condemned for structural
defects.
tm li? T i 4-u J :
riiimiy, i weui uj uie auiuissiuus
office, where I picked up a form. Now
Fve seen short forms before, but this
had only one question: "Does the
applicant have a pulse?" A very interesting
day indeed, which" I ended at
the Clemson drunk tank, otherwise
known as the campus bar, Edgar's.
Unfortunately, I could not get anything
to eat or drink because I was
afraid to touch anything in the bar
under penalty of having to bathe in
111 1 r ii.
iormaiaenyae ior a monm.
Day Three: My last day on campus
started with a prison bus pulling
student what was going on. He
answered, "Oh, they're bringing the
football team over for summer
school."
Hearing about this, I decided to
go check out where the Clemson
football team plays their games. This
is in a stadium called Death Valley,
nomod for fVio cnwtatnrs' chunrps nf
reaching a working bathroom before
their bladders explode.
It also has the unusual feature of
a grassy knoll at one end of the stadium,
designed especially for drunk
students to take pot shots at opposing
teams, after they pass a primer
class in Dallas.
After finishing at the stadium,
there was still much more to explore
but I felt it necessary to get bade good
old USC.