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EDITORI
Adam Snydei
Amy Shannon,
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Embarrassing.
This whole election,
a resignation re- Actions of
quest firing and emban
impeachment proceedings
have been
embarrassing to all
those involved with HMKUL
Student Govern- SG needs
ment andUSC. and rest,
How will we be able ,
to live down the imPra
events that have _____
transpired over the past few weeks?
To recap some of the exciting
events is like a bad acid trip. The
second annual protest at election
a . time divided black and white stu^
dents even more. Accusations were
made hv hnth sides and feelings were
hurt. The election debacle even
gained coverage by the local media.
But this year, it didn't stop there.
The anger and hurt that has been
building up year after year through
the SG elections went a step further.
The Elections Commission felt
that it was improper and impeded
on the elections process for SG Pres^
I ident Jamel Franklin to speak at
the rally. They submitted a letter
requesting his resignation.
Franklin responded with a letter
of his own calling into question
the appropriateness of the commission
asking for his resignation. He
said it was improper because he believed
the commission to be part of
his cabinet,
jd* Over Spring Break, Franklin dismissed
the commission on the basis
of this insubordination. These
actions had already hurt SG's reputation,
but the filing for impeachment
of Franklin destroyed SG's
chances of ending the year in a positive
way.
Whew. That was exhausting to
have to recap this series of events.
This whole process has been em"
r barrassing from beginning to end,
which included the nearly four hours
of impeachment deliberation
Wednesday evening.
The senate meetings were especially
embarrassing. Franklin
called it a "lynch mob," but we would
have to say it was a kangaroo court.
The Senate could not understand
the difference between impeachment
as a process, not as a conviction. The
0 | senate has the power to impeach,
but has very few other rules in their
codes to say how to impeach. Plus
there was chaos and uncertainty
among the senate members about
their duty and authority. This of
course coming on their final senate
meeting of the term when, by this
point, they should know how to do
their iobs.
Within all of this was laughter
and a lack of seriousness. This im9
| peachment proceeding was the most
critical event that has ever happened
to SG. But many senators, instead
of making a ruling one way or another,
wanted to adjourn to avoid
voting on whether or not to accept
the recommendation of the impeachment
court. That's what they
got.
SG, Franklin and the student
body needed a resolution to this is"
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sue. They needed a
iUUflHIi message sent to fupast
weeks ture administrations
r/ivritja that this is allowed or
?' a violation of the constitution.
Instead,
Franklin kept his job
JUJUHH for one more week by
to regroup default. Once again,
uctureto instead ?f doing its
rTf, _ 10b, SG found a way
out.
Now after all of
this, everyone goes back to where
they were. Franklin is president.
The Elections Commission will be
able to perform their final duty of
inauguration. The finance bill was
passed over Franklin's veto.
What was accomplished here? If
everything is the same after
weeks (and we would contend years)
oi embarrassment, what is the point
of SG or their codes and proceedings?
Students obviously don't care.
Each year, despite rallies and controversy,
voter turnout is nil. A few
involved members of the student
body keep track of the goings-on in
SG, but otherwise the average student
could care less. And frankly,
so could we.
We are tired of being in the middle
of personal squabbles between
stubborn SG members making power
plays. We are tired of the political
games, backbiting and lack of
commitment to the students.
There is no one in SG that can
escape the embarrassment and the
blame for these events. For every
accusation one side makes about the
other, the accused side can easily
turn it around and become the accuser.
This infighting, disrespect,
self-promotion and otherwise lack
of understanding of the public service
SG members are supposed to
provide for students will no longer
be tolerated by this newspaper or
this university.
SG is broken. We issue a challenge
to the incoming SG members
to do their utmost to fix it. Obviously,
the constitution and the SG
codes need to be reworked or thrown
out completely to try again.
Students should be taught how
to communicate, instead of instigate.
SG needs to take responsibility
for its actions. It needs to realize
the games it plays not only hurt
SG and the student body, but it hurts
Carolina. But most importantly, SG
needs to remember its duty is to the
students first.
Until the time SG corrects these
problems, we see no point in continuing
coverage of the biggest embarrassment
of USC. The Gamecock
will do its duty to cover SG events
and meetings, but we see no use in
wasting our precious time and space
on SG's petty fights and lack of accomplishments.
There are many other
important issues on campus that
students care more about.
We hope the new members of SG
are up to the challenge. We will be
checking in from time to time to see,
but otherwise we are going to concentrate
on our jobs. We suggest SG
does the same.
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I bob EVATT
Guest Columnist
All I did this spring break was go
home. For most of vou. this is
A '* probably the most boring option
available to you, the last refuge of the
broke.
Then again, home in my case is
in Arkansas. I hadn't seen my hometown
since Christmas break, since the
15-hour trip each way keeps me from
just hopping over there and having my
parents do my laundry.
For most USC students, going home
is about as easy as going to the mall.
For me, going home involves about the
same amount of preparation the U.S.
needs to invade Iraq. You can't go back
for your forgotten toothbrush when
you suddenly remember it while you're
75 miles outside of Memphis.
I take this lengthy journey in one
day. It's really not too bad, aside from
the fact that I have to get going at five
in the morning, when I'm still halfasleep.
coffee is a necessity. Otherwise,
you can cause a lot of havoc with two
Spring I
I traveled to South Florida for spring
break last week. I visited Lion
Country Safari, saw an Orioles
spring training game and spent a
few days in Key West. The Sunshine
state has a lot of problems down there.
The Everglades for instance are dry
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a j1MiS'
fred LEACH _ manatee is
Columnist on the
brink of extinction.
Many people join causes in
order to conserve the natural beauty
of Florida and elsewhere. I would like
to create my own cause in order to ensure
that the East Coast's beaches remain
in a beautiful state for all to enjoy.
The first step in my conservation
plan is the implementation of a set of
laws that I will call the Bikini Ordi
USC transportation
needs improvement
To the editor:
Transportation issues at USC are
in dire straits. I can no longer sit idly
by on the sidelines while a very apathetic
USC community lets the last
vestiges of student involvement and
community spirit disappear. The main
reason USC lacks a sense of community
is because the physical layout of
the campus is not conducive to
pedestrian traffic. This means that students
depend too heavily on their cars.
Greene Street is a prime example at
both the Longstreet Theater intersec
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acock
ives a c
tons of Detroit steel hurtling forwa
at seventy miles per hour.
For instance, when I went hoi
over Christmas break, I hadn't ev
gotten out of downtown Columt
before I ran over something. Don't a
me what a Christmas tree was doi
in the middle of the road. The ridit
lous part about that was that I s:
the thing from blocks away, and I h
plenty of room to avoid it. But t
thought processes in my sleep-fogg
mind were moving a little slow. I thi
my exact thoughts were "Huh!
Christmas tree in the middle of t
road! You sure don't see that eve
day!" By the time I began to reali
that perhaps it would be a good id
not to run over it, I ran over it. May
I shouldn't have done that, I thoug
not slowing down a bit.
So I take plenty of loud music w
me to keep me entertained while I d
ve. It keeps me awake during the
boring stretches, plus because peo]
can't really look at you, you can't e
barrass yourself when you start e
thusiastically singing along to "I
Sharona" off-key while dancing in t
X 1
5reak n<
nance. I can't count the number
times I have been on the beach gazi
at all the lovely ladies in bikinis, wh
out of nowhere comes some 45-ye;
old woman sauntering down the bea
with all the grace and elegance oi
bovine. Rolls of fat hang over her thor
and her butt shakes like a bowl of ji
lo when she walks. At one time, si
may have had a body like Niki Ta
tor's, but that time has passed. My pi
posal simply is to outlaw the weari]
of bikinis by any woman over the a
of 35. This would do obvious wonde
in maintaining the natural beauty
all beaches. An exception would 1
made in rare cases like Racquel Welc
or Diane Parkinson, the lady who us
to be on The Price is Right.
If any 35 + lady thinks she has
body suitable enough to fit into a bil
ni, then she can appear before the Bil
ni Control Board, headed by me. If si
is bikini material, then she would
given a bikini license, which would Is
for one year, after which she wou
have to appear before the board on
more. Any woman who violates tt
ordinance by appearing on a beai
without a license would be forced
watch Wayne Newton sii
?
"1 11 ill] a stude
eluded
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tion and the South Bull Street int<
section. The street should be clos
permanently. It could easily be cc
blestone, and an all-weather pat
restaurant or cafe could be placed the
I am glad to see the parking lot t
tween Longstreet Theater and Thorn
Cooper Library is going to be conve
ed to green space as part of USC's m;
ter plan. A little walking never kill
anyone.
Parking garages litter the camp
and make it too easy for students
have their cars on campus. For o
thing, USC freshmen should not be;
lowed to have cars on campus. The s
uation concerning the skywalk is r
much better. Why was the skywa
over Wheat Street not rebuilt after a
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"For most USC students,
ne
as easy as going to the i
sk home involves about tl
ng
:u~ preparation the U.S. ne<
1W
ad
he car the only way you can (namely, by by
ed bouncing on your butt). sit
nk Still, you have to be careful what pa
A you listen to when you slow down. I co
be drove my long-haired, trench-coat wear- m
'ry ine. stubble-sDortine self into a eas
ize station one time while my stereo sys- SP
iea tem was blasting out the Imperial
be March from The Empire Strikes Back P*
ht, (you know, Darth Vader's theme). A
timid, middle-aged woman stared at ex
ith me in fear for half a minute before she st
Iri- quickly herded her small children in- ^
?se to her van and drove the hell out of tr
pie there. I tried to shout to her that I was
m- listening to the Beatles a few minutes Pr
;n- before, but she didn't hear me. 'e
Vly Other than that, the trip was ac- sfc
he tually pretty relaxing. Long drives gl
jeds bikini
of
"My proposal simply is t<
lT' of bikinis by any womai
ich
a This would do obvious w
ing the natural beaut
he ;
y"0
"Dankushane," wearing nothing but a ha
ng French bathing suit. hi
ge The next part of my proposal is to it:
irs prohibit the wearing of any of those an
of French bikini bottoms by men. If any de
be one wants to see that much flesh, then ha
h they could go to some Chippendales to
show or something. If I go to the beach, ha
I sure don't want to see some fat he
, Yankee's white butt in a thong, pol- 0'
^ luting my view of all the beach bun- all
^ nies. ^ ni
The men who wear these types of
e bathing suits usually are from up north dv
somewhere. Often, they are foreigners nc
^ (I have, noticed that in particular, it is co
Id Canadians who are the prime culprits), pi
ce i hey are usually middle-aged men who tic
lis think that wearing one of these suits hs
ch will make them younger. Coinciden- Sc
to tally, they are often accompanied by ar
i g one of the aforementioned women who
ie Gamecock will try to print all letters received. Letters should be 250-300 words an
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any circumstance.
ir- struction of the new dorm? Instead,
ed pedestrians have to rely on the flash- fle
?b- ing yellow light. By not rebuilding the a
;i? skywalk, the south end of campus is so
re- isolated from the main campus. Try dc
,e" biking from Bates House or Cliff Apart- ^
38 ments to the Thomas Cooper Library.
It's not fun carrying your bike up ^
and down all those stairs.
The transportation problems on ^
us this campus are endless. Removable
to blockades should be put at the entrance to
ne of the pedestrian walkway, and only
gj. service or emergency vehicles should ev
it- be able to remove them. ec
iot So, how do we connect the campus ca
,1k and solve the problem of apathy and
>n- lack of community spirit at USC?
ike it when people try to
Pf on technicalities."
irer Susanne Newman
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nail. For me, going
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yourself are great opportunities to
; back, relax, and ponder the eternal
iradoxes that prevent us from fully
mprehending the true nature of huanity.
Okay, I admit that I actually
ent most of my time trying to figure
it who Cartman's dad is on South
irk (I think it's Jimbo).
Still, I think my drives are a good
iperience. It's a nice change from
udying and writing papers, and I get
see some beautiful parts of the couny.
Plus, my parents realize that Fm
etty tired after my long drive, and
t me sleep in for a day before they
art interrogating me about every sine
detail of my life.
rules
a outlaw the wearing
i over the age of 35.
onders in maintainor
of all beaches."
tve no business in a bikini. This probition
has nothing to do with age;
is across the board. The penalty for
iy man who chooses to assert his inpendence
and defy the ban would be
irsh. First, he would have to listen
every album that the Spice Girls
ive ever put out 5 times each, then
: would be forced to watch while Rosie
Donnell sings the Barney song (with
I its 25 verses) while wearing the teeest
bikini available.
Let's forget about saving the sand
mes for a moment. Give beach re
)unshment a rest, and let s instead
ncentrate on the real problems that
ague our beaches. People I have menmed
visually pollute our beaches like
iving a booger in the punch bowl,
imeone has to address this problem,
id it might as well be me.
d must include full name, professional title or year and mqor if
r newsroom in Russell House room 333. E mail letters must intyle,
possible libel or space limitations. Names will not be withI
offer some solutions. Buy a new
set of buses for the Shuttlecock. Build
tunnel underneath Sumter Street,
freshman living in the Honeycombs
i not have to risk their lives going to
lomas Cooper. Lastly, they should
ive to push bikes while on sidewalks,
id riders should have to wear a helet.
If you want community and stusnt
involvement on campus, you have
build an environment that is contrive
to it. Students driving their cars
erywhere only takes up much-needl
space and isolates the person in the
ir.
Paul D. Roof
Grad Student, Sociology