The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 20, 1997, Garnet and Black, Page 14, Image 14
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By Nicol?
"Hey," the dark haired guy said casually as he
. walked up along Brently who was staring at the
vending machine.
"Hey," Brently said and looked away quickly.
Did he want salt or sugar, he wondered.
"YoiVe Brently, right?"
"Ah, yeah," Brently said and turned back to
study the selections in front of him. He looked
over the row of candy bars and tried to decide if
any of those would satisfy his craving.
"I'm Alex," the other boy said. "I live on the
tenth floor. I see you all the time in the elevator."
"Oh, ah, nice to meet you," Brently replied
politely, keeping his eyes on the Snickers bar in
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head for years that it was impolite to ignore people.
It just is not the southern way, she would say.
Mentally he rolled his eyes and looked back at the
candy bar. Maybe he would have a Snickers bar,
good mix of salt and sugar.
"Having a hard time deciding what to get?"
Alex asked nonchalantly.
"Oh, yfeah, I guess so. I was hungry when I
came down here. Now I don't know."
"Sugar or salt, huh?" Alex said with a smirk.
"Ah, yeah," Brently replied giving him a queer
look. "You can go ahead if you want though."
"Nah, I'll wait. You were here first, ya know."
"I really don't mind, you can go ahead of me,"
Brently said, hoping to get rid of him.
Alex shrugged no, and the two stood in silence
for a moment.
"You always have this much trouble making a
decision ?" Alex asked casually.
"What?" Brently asked, momentarily startled.
"I mean, in your every day life. Is it hard for you
to decide what you're going to dor'
"No, yeah, I don't know. Sometimes I guess.
Why'd you ask me that?" Brently asked annoyed.
"Well, I just noticed that you've been standing
here for a few minutes now, and you haven't even
made a move toward that coin slot."
"Oh. Well, I guess. I just don't know what I
want, and 1 don't have any more quarters so I
wanted to make sure it was the right thing, that's
all."
"Hmm...sounds like you have a hard time trusting
your inner feelings."
"What? What are you, one of those psychology
ffeai.,?"
"Me? No, I'm a writer, actually."
Well, why don't you go write somewhere else,
he thought. His mother's voice interrupted him,
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bitch', he thought taking pleasure in defying his
mother...even if he would never dare say it to her.
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Maybe he would have a Pay Day.
"Brently...how'd you get that name?" Alex
asked after another long moment of silence. "I
mean, why not Brent or something ?"
Brently looked back at him sharply and then
looked around helplessly. The elevator was out of
order and he had to trek all the way back to the
13th floor. He had no food in his room, and a ten
page paper ahead of him. He was not going to go
back empty handed again. He had already done
that once tonight when he saw that girl with the
great tits was down here getting a Diet Coke. If
this jerk would simply go away, he thought, he
might be able to make his decision.
"I don't know," he finally said. "1 just kept
Brently. I never really thought about it."
"Hmm," Alex said, poking his lips out a bit as if
in deep thought. After a minute he seemed to
decide something, then remained silent.
Hmm, what.' What does that mean: Drenuy
asked when it became evident that Alex was not
going to share.
"Nothing, I just think that's kind of an uptight
name, that's all."
"Well, no one asked you, did they?" Brently
retorted.
"You did."
"When?"
"Just now. You asked me what 'hmm' meant?"
"Yeah, well 1 don't need a commentary on my
name, ok?"
"It wasn't a commentary."
"Huh?"
"I said, it wasn't a commentary. It was a comment.
There's a difference."
Brently did not reply. He looked toward the
stairwell and then back toward the vending
machine, trying to decide if it was really worth it
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asked a little desperately.
"Have you ever thought of committing suicide?"
"What! ?! No! What kind of question is that?"
"Just wondered," Alex said flippantly. "You just
seem like a likely candidate, that's all."
A moment passed, and Brently unwillingly
allowed himself to be sucked in. "Why?" he finally
asked in an almost inaudible voice.
"What?" Alex asked.
"I said, why?" Brently repeated a little louder.
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that he had him hooked, "you can't make a decision
so you're obviously afraid of commitment.
You're afraid of your inner self, as evidenced by
the fact that you asked me if I was one of those
'psychology freaks.' You were trying to make me
feel inferior because you were insecure. It didn't
work. And," Alex finished, giving him a knowing
look, "you can't stand up for yourself."
"Why do you say thatr' he asked hesitantly.
"Because anyone else would have told me to
piss off about five minutes ago. But, you, Brently
my friend, have just stood here like a turnip root
ed to the ground. It's like you're waiting for someone
to come pull you up, roots and all so you can
get on with becoming somebody's dinner. You
want to say something to me, I can see it in your
eyes, but you don't have the balls to do it. People
like you are the reason we have crime in this
country. It's that indecisiveness that causes the
problems," he said slapping the back of his hand
against his palm.
"Criminals, who I, myself, prefer to call opportunists,
see somebody like you and they see weakness.
Who could blame them for exploiting it? I
mean, come on, do you think the government
gives a shit about the Kurds?" he asked and went
on before Brently could answer. "Course they
don't, but they care about cheap oil, so they
exploit the weakness. They go over to Iraq and
buddy up to those chumps and make it look like
they're doing the right thing by killing everybody.
Do you see us messing with Castro? No, and why?
Because Cuba doesn't have anything that we
want. That's why. There's nothing to exploit over
there except cigars, and we can make our own
damn cigars."
Brently looked at him blankly, "What does not
wanting anything from Cuba have to do with the
Kurds being weak?"
Alex rolled his eyes. He had obviously not gotten
the point across. "Ok, let me put it to you this
way...hypothetical...you're at a party, and some
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take her home. Say the one with the nice
tits...yeah I saw you looking at her. Anyway, so
you get her home, and she says 'stay with me.'
Now you know she's drunk off her ass and wouldn't
look at you twice in the harsh light of day, but
what do you dor Alex asked and looked at him
expectantly.
"I don't know."
Brently shifted uncomfortably.
"You see Brently, this is why you are food for
criminals. You fuck her, Brently. You exploit the
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weakness. Ueez, man, it's American. oee, dui you
didn't know that. So, I say you got a decision.
You can go ahead and kill yourself now or you can
go on being a schmuck for the rest of your life.
Me, I wouldn't want to be known as a chump for
the rest of my live long days."
"I'm not a chump," he said, sounding unsure.
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I know that you're the one who tried to brick your
RA into his room. Only thing is Brently, if you're
going to do something like that, you don't use
toothpaste as the cement. It doesn't work."
"I didn't do that," Brently said, in what he
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