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New product
revives old
nutrition myth
When
HARRIS olestra, a
synthetic fat
HHUUiaifilflH substitute, hits
the nation's
supermarkets, consumers will experience
a whole new eating experience: greasy,
mushy food with no fat and a significant
reduction in calories. Also, though less
publicized, olestra causes diarrhea,
cramps and bloating.
Because the molecules that make up
olestra are too large and too tightly
packed to digest, they simpfy pass through
the digestive system, taking with them
certain nutrients like beta-carotene that
stick to them. Olestra is essentially a
non-food, providing no nutritional benefit
and ironically depriving the body of
nutrients.
The speculated consumer demand for
such a product is astounding, especially
in the wake of the pellegra epidemic
that swept the South less than a hundred
years ago. In the 19th century, a
mysterious disorder causing diarrhea,
, dermatitis, dementia and death
threatened this region. It turned out to
be a nutritional deficiency. The people
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"I molasses, meal and meat ate enough
food, but the wrong kinds of food.
Quantity cannot substitute for quality:
unintentionally, they starved themselves.
This century, health education and
the enrichment of grain products helped
undo some of the damage inflicted by
pellegra. Now comes olestra. Apparently,
we're not out of the woods yet.
In America, health is a commodity.
The product, moreover, is merely thinness
fiy many people. The way to it is through
NordicTrack, Jenny Craig and the
barrage of fat-free products on the grocery
shelf. Food companies sucker us again
and again, slapping promising "Lite"
and "Fat-free" labels on everything from
frozen pizza to salad dressing. (They
could truthfully stick it on toothpaste if
( they liked, and it would probably sell
like mad, too.)
The rhetoric of adopting a healthy
lifestyle is polluted by consumerism.
The pursuit of heath or thinness is falsely
construed by advertisers as a consumer
need that can be fulfilled through buying
J certain products rather than by simply
^ eating and exercising sensibly. Olestra,
touted as a diet rood, will not promote
a sensible diet. It will reinforce the
, mantra of consumerism: More is better.
<It also will prey on the single-minded
* desperation of some people to lose weight
: despite the cost or risk to their health.
With this product, the manufacturers
'ire betting on the public's acceptance
' hat beauty hurts.
, Chances are, until you try olestra, you
, von't know the half of it.
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Nerds rebuke 1
Let me tell you, it is cool to be a thi
nerd. Look at Bill Gates. He is a tht
computer nerd, right? Made millions fisl
from an idea he cooked up in his garage, y o
and now he has more money than he 1 al
will ever need. am
Look around ? thick glasses and of \
Docket Drotectors transform into color it a
contacts and corvettes. Geek, nerd, pre
four-eyes and know-it-all are some
terms from grade school (and high mo
school for those who didn't progress it 1
beyond spit balls). Remember the kid stil
who sat up front. He knew all the she
answers and never talked about things yoi
even remotely like cartoons or really the
cool rock bands. She would always silli
clean the erasers for the teacher or get
that math question that looked like "ne
ancient hieroglyphs. ere
Where are they now? Well, the kids A li
who threw spit balls at them and called the
them names are generally working for in.
them or washing their cars. It is a hai
wonderful justice. mu
In a typical journalistic arrogance,
I feel it is my duty to show that being aft*
a nerd is cool. Remember, whoever the
gets the most toys at the end wins. Or feel
is it whoever gets to thumb their nose doe
at the big bully who called you names ver
on the bus or stole your lunch chair or to e
tripped you in the hall or blew smoke feai
in your face...but I digress. stre
Hie little girl who dressed differently see:
and had no friends, the person who Wh
got laughed down the hall and the one peei
who got picked last for basketball ? paii
this is for you.
Now, not all nerds are brilliant, are
There are tons of subclasses of nerds: to sj
social misfits, ROTC geeks, gamers, sit '<
computer nerds and the list goes on. Pr?
If you didn't walk the walk and talk inn
Republicans shoi
Has Pat Buchanan shaken up the say
establishment or what? After a "yoi
surprising victory in New Hampshire, plaj
Buchahan has elevated the Republican han
primary to a free-for-all. Unfortunately, deal
a lot of Republicans are acting like I li
liberals. voti
Since his victory last week, Buchanan defi
has been attacked from every front beli
imaginable. The liberals in the media idea
have launched a "witch hunt" against cut i
his campaign. Wackos in Japan, Mexico, to a
Israel and other countries are Fo
denouncing him. The remaining liberal to L
dinosaurs in the GOP are starting have
fierce anti-Buchanan campaigns. And as a
the most surprising of all, Bob Dole lear
and nt.her mnsprvafnvps nrp attarlrincr mv <
Pat Buchanan as an extremist. Th
I am personally caught in the middle, stro
I don't know who I am going to vote the j
for next Saturday. This is the most At tt
difficult election decision ever for me. of Pi
Since I am young and have only voted issu
in three elections so far, I have never flat i
had to face such a tough choice. My morl
past votes have been between ofa
Republicans and Democrats. In the senc
1994 primaries, I found a clear best othe
candidate in each race. But 1996 is a i 11 e
different year, and I am lost. impc
The problem is that I don't see waP
Buchanan, Dole or Alexander as the Key<
"right" candidate. I think Alan Keyes has
would have been a better choice. I issu<
probably find myself agreeing with No
him more than anyone in the field. I are <
wish Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, Dole
William Bennett or some other good, viev
inspiring conservative had run for the Am<
nomination. Nevertheless, as the old Alex
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Dther. That is sad. Society is afraid ]
variety sometimes, and the only way ]
iccepts differences is when they are .
isented in a pretty package. ^
Socially speaking, our society is (
Lch more tolerant and diverse than
las been in the past. But there is j
11, and probably always will be, a (
?ep mentality. If it is not "in," and (
1 wear it, you are "out." What does
it mean? There is a lot of social 1
ness I do not pretend to understand, j
What, ran bp lindprst.nnd is fbat
jrds" are some of the most fun, C
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ative and successful people around,
ot of those singers you listen to on ^
radio were nerds. They did not fit
When it went beyond just purple ?
r to purple hair singing really groovy *
sic, it became cool.
The labeling becomes less evident ^
it high school. The realization that *
!se nerds are human and have ^
ings seems to dawn on people. How 2
is all the negative attention and a
bal abuse affect people? It seems 3
lither reassure them of their own 4
*s about themselves or make them 5
>ng and a little tougher. They also v
m to develop empathy for others. 6
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the people who think of better ways 9
ave fuel. These are the people who 3
across the couch and listen to our e
blems. Nerds are the ones who l
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ike Bob Dole. I know he has a good
ng record on social issues. He is
nitely a solid conservative. He 01
eves in true conservative fiscal
s, but too often in the past he has ?
deals with the liberals who used h
mtrol the Senate. r<
r a while, I was leaning strongly ir
amar Alexander. He seemed to oi
; a good message, and he's appealing is
Southern conservative. As I have f
ned more about him, I have lost p]
enthusiasm for his campaign.
tat leaves Pat Buchanan. I agree
ngly with Buchanan on many of iro-family
social and moral issues. 0
le same time, I find myself "unsure" ^
at's stand on trade and economic ^
es. He supports a low 15 percent P
tax, wnicn would include a nome is
;gage deduction. He is also in favor
balanced budget. He opposes in
ling millions of dollars in aid to ai
r countries. He will put a stop to ?c
gal immigration. And most ^
>rtantly, Pat speaks of the "cultural ^
' in a way no one else will speak.
js is the only other candidate who
focused on moral and cultural a
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calling Buchanan an extremist. aj
is calling Pat an extremist for his b<
rs on trade policies, corporate st
jrica and legal immigration. A
ander has joined Dole in that fray, tr
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ite to society
the rest of society. It seems an unequal
leal. They get picked on for years;
what is their debt to their society or
peers after all of that ridicule? The
Pest revenge is, of course, in movies
like "Revenge of the Nerds." Successful
people like Bill Gates and the actors
md writers who used to be the kids
with the bottle cap glasses are great
examples of just desserts.
I aspire to be a nerd. I would be
proud to be one. I listen to NPR
National Public Radio, 91.3, for those
lials that get stuck at 93.5). I walk
mound with a book in my hand and
nismatch my socks with my clothes.
Vly idea of a good Friday night is a hot
:up of coffee and a game of chess. I
;urf the net and confess to new nerd
passes. Everyone is a nerd to a degree.
Jnfortunately for the hopefuls, there
ire only a few proud, true nerds that
ake the cake.
'op 10 Reasons Nerds are Cool
. They can add extra digits to their
ank accounts.
L They can eat happy meals and hack
t the same time.
i. F? What F? Look, there is an A.
:. No one laughs better than a nerd,
i. You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses,
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Steve Urkel
. They always have time to help you
nth that paper.
. Great conversationalists (if you can
;eep up).
L Can explain why your car did that
60 on Highway 1 (angles and
verything).
0. They make plans to take over the
rorld, every night.
ng Buchanan
he media is calling Pat an extremist
>r his views on abortion, homosexuality
nd the preservation of the American
imily and our culture. Of course, Dole
lares the same basic views as Pat on
lese issues. Dole just doesn't speak
ti them so vividly.
The real question remains, "Is Pat
uchanan an extremist?" I would say
e is definitely not an extremist. He
jpresents my views fairly well on
lost issues, except trade policy. The
le thing I really don't like about Pat
his use of class envy in his campaign.
hat's right out of the Bill Clinton
laybook, and I don't think it's a wise
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In conclusion, I may very well vote
r Pat Buchanan. If for not any other
jason, I will vote for Pat in opposition
?the intolerance shown by liberals,
at is right about one very important
sue. We are fighting a cultural war.
This "cultural war" is taking place
l our schools, churches, courts, media
ad government institutions. This
ultural war" is between pro-family
irsons of religious faith and the antihristian
elitist of the liberal left. If
e don't find a consensus soon, I have
strong inclination that this political
ar could become a "real" civic war. I
link other fellow conservatives, such
5 Bob Dole and Lamar Alexander,
itter unite behind the people who
lare their basic values, or the entire
merican political system could be in
ouble.
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Serving USC
Wendy Hudson, Editor in Chief
Tina Morgan, Brent Seeli
editorial
Chris Dixon, Martha Hotop, Karen Layne, I
Ryan Sims, Stephanie Sonnenfeld, Cece vor
1 OPIN
Laborde con
causes heal
It seems the health of HPfffVI"
students living on campus HUlk
is not a priority for the Labor
housing department. construe
On Feb. 12, tarring
began on the roof of I
Laborde. Since that time,
students have had to h is a p
endure black soot in their demonstra
rooms, live without a housing's c
ventilation system during for stud<
the day and endure hours
of noise during midterm
week. This construction
may have caused health problems a
for the residents and, to top it all of? v
they are not being released from their li
housing contracts. y
The construction was supposed
to be completed during winter break, I
however, the housing department a
claims bad weather prevented the f:
initation of the project So, they decided I
to start it when students had little a
choice but to endure all of the v
inconveniences. The project was long p
overdue - the roof was threatening ti
to leak-and housing says they waited b
as long as they could. Didn't anyone a
see this coming? a
Okay, so now they're in the middle
of the construction, and despite the a
black soot covering computers and si
clothes, no air circulating during the w
day and the possible health problems, tc
housing said students could move h
but would not release them from their c;
housing contracts. This means that tl
if you have related health concerns fo
I LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Vulgarity lesser
Amy Harris' Feb. 15 column on (
vulgar words was misguided and v
lacking in moral fiber. Using tasteless s
methods of communication serves b
only one purpose: to shock the listener, e
In that way, vulgarity has potency b
but rarely improves communication, fi
Ms. Harris argues that vulgarity f
has power because it discusses "things d
not acceptable" that are fundamental, u
But, vulgarity merely demeans its
subject. English has a vast array of p
acceptable words for discussing topics 1
as intimate and important as ti
intercourse, theology and flatulence, p
It seems obvious that Ms. Harris ?
has fallen for the politically correct o
mantra that "whoever controls the
words controls the ideas." This notion is
arises in those who cannot persuade b
in the marketplace of ideas, and T
retreat whimpering that if only they h
controlled the language, they'd be s
able to capture the argument. How tl
wonderfully childish. tl
They decry decorum as evil a
repression, when in reality, it provides tl
the open public discourse necessary p
for discussing important ideas.
Without it, we are left with shameful P
verbal barrages that ignite fury and tl
tear at the social fabric of society, tl
Decorum delivers the essential element tl
for communication: willingness to n
listen. If this were not true, we'd w
consider 2 Live Crew, Andrew Dice u
Clay and Roseanne our nation's most fi
influential communicators.
No group controls words. Societal
values reflect what is considered
boorish, crude or merely common.
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stniction
th concern
and have to leave, you
UUH have to abide by your new
dorm's visitation policies
and are not guaranteed
private residence. Laborde
has six floors of private
wmmm housing (which means
'oor you don't have to have a
tion of roommate, but you have
oncern to pay almost as much as
?nts. someone livinrr in a
Horseshoe apartment)
and one floor of double
rooms for underclassmen
ind reserved spaces for visitors. The
/hole point of living in Laborde is to
tve by yourself. Either way, it seems,
ou're screwed.
How serious is this problem? The
tepartment of Environmental Health
nd Control and a representative
rom USC's Health and Safety
)epartment have voluntarily tested
t a parent's request. Their results
ron't be available for weeks, and the
roject should be completed by the
ime students return from spring
reak. Unfortunately, they will have
lready been exposed to the fumes
nd inconveniences from construction.
What seems trivial to housing
dministration could be causing
erious problems for the students
ho live in Laborde. It is inconsiderate,
> say the least, especially in light of
ow much students pay to live on
impus. Perhaps students should
link about this when they sign up
r their "totally cool" campus housing.
is argument
)ur values determine what others
vill bear in language. Societal
tandards have wilted significantly,
mt profanity and degrading
xpressions, thankfully, continue to
>e considered declasse in the public
orum of ideas. If these standards
all, what little genuine public
iscourse we have will disintegrate
ito rancorous screaming.
Ideas are amazing things. The raw
ower of concepts cannot be contained.
Tie eloquent use of words adds to
be power of the idea, making it
ersuasive and noble. Martin Luther
ling's "I have a Dream" speech is an
bvious example.
Vulgarity shocks and degrades. It
i the refuge of not just the ignorant,
ut also the juvenile and the immoral,
he crass violate convention with the
ope of gaining attention. What they
ucceed in doing is alienating
lemselves. The self-righteous among
lis group wear their alienation as
badge of honor, proclaiming
lemselves a societal martyr for their
articular cause.
The truth is they are just rude.
eopie ignore Doors, not because ot
leir ideas, but because they know
lat churls who refuse to express
lemselves politely are seeking
otoriety, not consideration. Those
ho convey their principles in
nprincipled manners suffer they
ite they deserve: disrespect.
Dave Patchin
Campus Crusade for Christ
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