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Friday, September 1,1995
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Wendy Hudson, Editor in Chief
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Lucy Arnold, Jamie Clark, Erin <
Allison Williams, Larry
Don't let
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sports ofl
Alas, the time has come. The
month of September marks the transition
from summer to autumn, the
semester's first exams, and the finalization
of those tricky class schedules.
Oh, also of marginal importance
in the Southeast is the beginning
of another season of college
football.
All joking aside, the first football
game serves as a religious holiday
of sorts for many USC students, faculty,
and alumni. Some seem to
equate the beginning of the season
with the start of a new year, and celebrate
accordingly. Football is indeed
the monarch supreme of sports
at USC, and in the South.
And why not? Football is a relatively
fast-paced, action-filled game.
The tail gating tradition at Carolina
allows for a time of socialization
which is open to all manner of family
and friends. Football also brings
ill a gicat ucai ui icvcnuc aiiu iicips
to gain recognition for our school.
However, it may be worthwhile
to divert some attention from this
sports giant and take a look at the
other programs standing in its shadow
not out of sympathy, but out of
respect
Carolina has a wealth of programs
that often receive only minimal
attention (from students and
administration). The vast majority
of women's sports are victims of this
phenomenon. Perhaps some individuals
are under the impression
that athletic events involving females
are for one reason or another
not as stimulating as those inA
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football
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volving males. This depends on one's
perspective.
These women are athletes. They
have a competitive desire as well;
in fact, women often appear to be
more fierce competitors than men.
If one watches athletics in order to
see athletes who are involved in heated
competition showcase their talents,
then women's athletics are wellsuited
for this.
If one watches athletics to see
men competing against each other
and be a part of a very large crowd,
women's athletics are probaoiy not
appropriate.
Some men's sports receive a similar
treatment. Until its recent success,
men's soccer received relatively
little fan support or attention. This
may be due to conceptualization c-f
soccer as a strictly European sport,
while football is a decidedly American
one. However, this is no reason
to neglect it.
Regardless of the reasons behind
the neglect, the opportunity presents
itself to remedy the situation. In fact,
this weekend is bursting with alternatives
to football (the game is
in Athens anyway). Men's soccer on
Sunday (at Clemson, but still closer
than Athens), the first home game
for the women's soccer team on Satnndav
and frVia Pamlina rnaaoi/? Vnl
leyball Tournament today and tomorrow
all provide a chance to take
in some of the overshadowed sports.
Don't worry. Nobody here is trying
to undermine football. Ifs a great
American pastime. Just give the other
guys (and girls) a chance.
___ Ethan Myerson
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Beardman
CHRIS MULDROW
Columnist
Everyone's been asking me what
I've been up to over the summer, expecting
me to say I've been working
at a newspaper or a magazine somewhere,
honing my rusty journalistic
edge with a whetstone of truth, justice
and the American way.
Instead, I was often running herd
on a pack of uniformed youngsters as
program director of a Boy Scout camp.
The program director is the guy
who makes sure the leather craft, watersports
and knot-tying-type stuff
runs smoothly during the weeks
campers are there. I was at camp for
roughly 11 weeks, an experience guaranteed
to twist even the most stable
mind into a Craftstrip Braid of astonishing
proportions.
It's not that the Scouts gave me
any trouble. The fact is, I was in charge
of my program staff and let the Scout
masters control their troops most of
the time, save the few incidents where
one of the little darlings would pull
Trauma Talk:
m make this as simplistic as possibl
to majority belief, South Carolina is n
state in this country. I don't mean to ol
tional Southerners. I merely would lik<
the obvious: learn about other traditior
life-styles, and people in general, before
that the rest of the country is vulgar, fl
3r insensible.
I speak with conviction and truth; s
reasons follow. Susan Smith's case la:
lew, politically rushed weeks while O.
Dehind cold and tax paid iron bars. Ex
ire difficult and more complicated thar
aortrays. But my conjecture projects t
sense of security lies in her county abo
:ive and non-biased justice system and
she was growing up, a lack of commun
:ompelled her eventual wrongdoing. I
itate that the community committed the
hat the community should be life senten
is, even though the O.J. trial is absurd
irst to admit the apparent), at least an
i fair trial, according to correct judicial
:eeding. Wouldn't you agree?
Or perhaps that Shannon Faulkner i
egardless of what ignorant and closed-n
lie might perceive. For Citadel student
lates, this might be hard to swallow (try i
>ut you simply cannot ignore the factual,
iroke a 152 year old tradition and paved
or future women. Even though she qi
snd the gender barrier at an all-male i
iVhat have you done lately?
And that killing anyone, as in an eye
s still illegal; the outcome of death has r
call it bureaucratic or justified murder i
this is targeted at those who proudly
acks attached to the back of their "All)ick-up
trucks while the bumper sticker n
3eople Suck." I have often heard South
ibout the death penalty as a means for
inction.
By the way, some of you could be s?
jressed, repressed, but animalisticly obs
ifterwards, instead of the traditional rig
vould rather be fixin' grits with chili, bao
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motorists were tr
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After donning a plastic gaibage b
grabbing a shovel and two bottle
er cleaner and quashing my risin
It was, I must say, the most disj
never intend to do ft again.
sinks off bathroom walls or other washroom
antics.
It's just that several weeks away
from civilization tends to loosen one's
grip on reality. For one, I only saw a
newspaper once every week and a half
or so. This meant once I did get a paper,
I'd read it through roughly 2,347
times to make sure I didn't miss a
shred of news. Newspapers became
more prized than the Ben and Jerry's
Ice Cream our trading post director
would con the Good Humor guy into
bringing every week.
And speaking of food... Have you
ever imagined what it would be like
to eat high school cafeteria food for 11
weeks straight...for every meal...constantly...all
the time? The warmedover
shaped country-fried mystery
meat and endless regurgitation of rectangular
pizza turns the stomach and
tries the soul after only a few weeks,
and two plus months of die same food
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fix something that's brol
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sted only a Everybody is in church,
J. remains That still doesn't excuse
planations riving hung over and sm<
i the media (Sorry, my bad, that's T<
hat a false Then there's the confi
ut an effec- capital building, some cl
that, while ers "racism."
ity support And then those South
could then cock couldn't print them
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1 (111 be the your life. A University
attempt at graduate (remember thai
law, is pro- tion programs) will not 1
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s a pioneer, shall continue, 'cause L<
ainded peo- shall strike (then again,
s and grad- ligious, but hypocritical e
some grits), other column).
. Ms. Smith I speak from experier
a dirt road individual justification fc
lit, she did perience can often be neg
nstitution. imprudent, constructive
brisk judgement, but I d<
i for an eye, California, snow can fall,
lot changed 90210 (Fd like to) and C
f you may), tually fictional, so don't a
carry gun- I have blond hair and bli
American" tic doll. In fact, my I.Q.
eads "Mean scores, a moderate 158.
erners talk ers, I left my home state
human ex- to judge them.
My point should be c
jxually-op- beliefs and goals, my asp
lessed. And fore sensing judgement,
arette, yall same and I will cease to e
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ag apron and rubber surgical gloves, i]
s of industrial-strength Purple Pow- :1
g queaslness, I attacked the toilet, a
gusting thing I've ever done, and I n
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is hazardous to your health. If I see "
another No. 10 can full of apple sauce
111 snap and strip naked to run wild- v
ly across the Horseshoe chanting, "Com "
dogs, french fries, chocolate milk."
The worst thing about cafeteria ^
food is the fake versions of commercial
foods. We even had fake Tang, n
making it FAKE fake orange juice.
The heat and humidity caused prob- g
lems over the summer, too. Once we ir
got a bathing suit or towel wet, it was n
guaranteed to never ever dry again, ti
We began to suspect any dry clothes gi
were possessed by Satan. b
We never got a chance to watch P
television over the summer, either, ir
This wouldn't normally be a problem It
because I don't watch much TV nor- ir
mally. Unfortunately, my last week ir
at camp was spent watching the oi
v. ...L:I i _i.~ii.ii.
laugei a nuuse, which nau satellite yi
TV. Having nothing else to do with b<
everyone gone, I of course started play- 01
lians might not
TRAUM But "bring i
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of traditional ?
discourse and
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ten). f
nother intelligent decision. Ppwer ana Pra<
so no alcohol on Sunday's. ?ctlon an(*
church members from ar- s,in&'e ^n^er> ?
slling of aged Jack Daniels. ^nes con^on]
mnessee). enthe Utopian
derate flag high above the of judgement,
aim "tradition," while oth- stereotype, not
absolutes and 1
em jokes? Well, The Game- will be reading
. Thanks for watching my as you thoroug
Unlike my {
ick to California? Not on vative Republic
of California at Berkeley true democrac
t we abated affirmative ac- This makes me
turn down such a requisi- ics will reflect i
and esteem will prevail. I ]y acceptable.
3rd only knows if lighting My weekly
I currently reside in a re- might challeng
nvironment. But that's an- perhaps introdi
_ condom theory
ice. Experience can dictate ^
>r personal bekefs. But at- youeverheard
hgentlyoo^ued through mun%movem
criticism. This allows for .. , . ,
out surf, and, yes, even in "fP 111
I don't know Brenda from ?ntfnhous cor
alifornia University is ac- . '
sk me for any applications. fectmS yon>the
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is higher than my G.R.E. t^ie renovated d
Unlike a lot of Southern- tuallythink thl
to learn about people, not important!
Nevertheles
lear. Get to know me, my on controversy
lirations and concerns, be- optimistic and i
I will be content to do the ed by Hazlitt:'
nake gross generalizations, versity is a grei
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ig with the TV. Hours later, I wj
ddicted to the 10,000 channels. I wa
ly MTV2, MTV West, MTV Eas
1TV Beijing, MTV Zimbabwe. He
le!
I also developed an unappeasab
esire to buy expensive outdoor equi
lent such as rock climbing gear ai
ayak accessories. When you're in tl
roods, there's no other retail purchaj
lat seems to make sense than an e
*a set of float bags for a boat or a ni
iore-Tex rain coat.
The worst thing that happened
le all summer, however, was my fo
y into plumbing repair after a toil
ot unacceptably- and overwheln
lgly-clogged with such things as no
tally clog toilets. After donning a pla
c garbage bag apron and rubber su
ical gloves, grabbing a shovel and tv
ottles of industrial-strength Pun)
ower cleaner and quashing my ri:
lg queasiness, I attacked the toile
. was, I must say, the most disgus
lg thing I've ever done, and I nev<
itend to do it again. If you, or an]
me you know, does this for a livinj
du deserve a big hug, the alcohol:
average of your choice and the thank
* toilet users everywhere.
understand
it on" through responsive languag*
anger, misjudgement, or callow ad
ipprehension. Language allows fc
discourse (Thanks Mr. Locklair) i
romoting educating and symbolisn
lits us to write or speak through th
jess of reasoning. It permits carefi
steady control, as if steering, with
i shaky wheel past forcible, dotte
aity. Through discourse we are gi\
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We are then able to intellectuall
by ignorance or imagination, but b
transparent thinking. Because y*a
this column, this should be your got
hly inhale my meaning,
predecessors, I am neither a consei
:an or liberal Democrat I believe i
y, not governmental interventior
! a visionary. Thus, my column top
lpon the "not-normal" or the social
column will question the norm,
je you to abolish racism, sexism o
ace you to my pacifier and adhesiv
. I might discuss political corrupt
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1 of nude marijuana sit-ins or com
ents for macrochange? What abou
ment, abortion and the recent, bu
lsentual rape ideology.
I will write about current issues al
students of Carolina. Fake IDs wil
>st bars and don't you truly despis
iorms? And that some professor's ac
at they are better than you or mor
js, like an attacking shark, I thriw
. Be forewarned and cautious, bu
intuitive. Please remember, as stat
"Prosperity is a great teacher; ad
ater. Possession pampers the mind
trengthens it."