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USC's faculty made a wise move
phasize service, teaching and reset
for tenure.
The faculty voted on two amend]
of which says service is an integra
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promotion to be awarded based so
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ened, service to the community is a
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in its own survival.
It's a positive sign that the USC
of the ivory towers and include ser
erations. If we want the people of
must also serve the people of the s
Grade cram
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The day for your professors to
turn in your grades is nearing, ^nd
a lit.tlp tnn nnirlrlv at. that, frona
are the days when you could excuse
your slackness by saying,
"I still have two more tests and
five more quizzes to pull up my average."
Indeed, that final exam is
well on its way, and your term paper
is due this week. So, get to
work? Well, not necessarily... we
have an alternative to pulling your
grades up that doesnt require heading
to the library for late-night
study sessions.
Professors are like all of us, just
a little older and perhaps a little
more boring. No offense, all you
professors. After all, Cassie's father
is a professor, and we certainly
like him?but the observation still
stands.
Professors like to think that
they are molding our young, impressionable
minds with all of their
worldly knowledge. They like to
think that their subject matter is
the most important around. And,
just like us, professors like a little
a kissing ... ummm ? kissing
up ? from time to time. With these
three facts in mind, we want to
share with you the true art of impressing
your professor. Register
this on TIPS as Kissing Up 101.
If you sit in the middle or back
of the classroom, move to the front.
Professors love to see students
crowding to get close to their
vestibule of knowledge. If the front
is full, stand alongside the blackboard.
Refuse to compromise your
proximity to the ever-so-fascinating
course material.
Paste a look of eager innocence
on your face. Smile and nod every
three minutes or so. If the professor
is discussing a difficult point,
squint your eyes really hard, shake
your head dramatically from side
to side and murmur to yourself just
loud enough for the professor to
hear your inner struggle with the
material. After all, professors like
to think that you stay up at night
thinking about the intricacies of
the class, and your body language
is the best way to make this known.
When the professor asks a ques?
tion, wave your hand excitedly over
I your head. Sure, the professor wont
call on'you every time, but he or
she will think that you know the
? answer ? and that's what's important
anyway, right? Warning:
only wave your hand if other peo"iSaffeodi
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pie in your class know the answer.
Otherwise, you may get stuck answering
the question, and then
your cover will be blown.
Show the professor how you utilize
your books to get the maximum
knowledge. Flip through the
pages of your book several times
during class. Look up words in the
glossary. In fact, bring library books
pertaining to the subject so that
you can cross-reference them with
your class material. Better yet,
bring a book written by your professor.
If you really want to impress
your professor, put Post-It
notes throughout the book so it
looks like you have taken tons of
notes on it.
Professors will invariably bring
their own research into the class
discussion. Our advice is to take
particular advantage of this opportunity
to kiss up to your professor.
Ask him or her about such
details as the methodology he or
she used to get the results, the
grant money that supported the
research and the journal in which
the results will be published. If
your professor is coming up for
tenure soon, try to give compliments
in front of his or her department
head or dean about the
volumes of fine work he or she has
written.
If all else fails and an unsatisfactory
grade still looms ahead, go
to the professor's office. Throw yourself
on his or her desk and sob uncontrollably.
Kick your feet, flail your arms
and say that you are too disappointed
in yourself to even look in
the mirror. Sure, this may not work
the first time, but youH soon develop
a totally believable technique.
If you are annoying enough, your
professor may pass you just to get
rid of you, especially if he or she is
teaching the class again next semester.
We have done fairly well in developing
our own techniques. Of
course, we have had to go to the library
now and then, but overall,
our kissing-up practices have proven
quite effective. One last request:
if you plan to use any of our suggestions,
don't say that you heard
them from us. We don't want to
spoil our shining reputations.
Cassie Sturkie and Ben Martin
are seniors in the Honors College.
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Students need to
The latest issue of U.S. News & World Keport
(April 3,1995) focuses on the 50th anniversary of [~
the liberation of prisoners from the Nazi concentration
camps. These camps were set up to extinguish
all non-Aryan persons and cleanse the planet
of all the supposedly subhuman organisms that
roamed the planet ? namely, Jews, Blacks, homo- ,
sexuals and anyone else who was not a Caucasian p
Gentile. -gl
I suppose many people find this old, yet unfor- ^
gettable, news. However, I still find it appalling to
hear that there are people out there who contend
that the mass exterminations of human beings
throughout Germany and Poland never truly oc- to
curred, almost as if someone actually could or would ,
even want to make up these events. ^
Who are you? Do you live in a fog? Are you racist q^
and anti-Semitic to the bone? Are you without com- ^
passion for the 11 million or so human beings, people
just like you and me, who were killed without p,
remorse simply because they were not Aryan or did ^
not believe in killing innocent people? Why would
hundreds of GIs and Holocaust survivors make up
such a story? Where did all of the grotesque pictures ^
of death and mutilation come from? Do you bury
your head and pretend that if you deny the possi- F'
bility of the Holocaust, then, in reality, it could not Sl
have possibly happened? ... or as my philosophy t,
teacher stated, perhaps you suffer from "artificially
generated ignorance;" meaning you simply can- ^
not and will not believe that society could have allowed
something like this to have occurred in the
20th century. g1
I could probably go on and on listing question af- ^
ter question asking...no...begging to know how people
could possibly deny that a place (or hell on earth) tj
like Dachau, where over 32,000 people were killed,
ever existed. Instead, I would like to tell a story op- ^
posing racial and religious hatred.
As many of you may already know from reading
my column, I am Jewish. I am not a very religious ^
person, but I take great pride in my heritage, and I a
uphold the sanctity and respect the High Holy Days
deserve. In fact, I must admit that I get confiised at ^
times when people of other faiths claim that I am of
the Chosen People and yet these same people do not
wish to be Jewish. However, on the other hand, considering
there is much hatred still felt toward the
Jewish populace, I guess, upon reflection, maybe I ^
can understand why people would choose not to be
Jewish.
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Well, I am proud of my family and their accomGlobal
competes
The first week in April brings extended daylight,
warmer nights and USC's annual International
Week. To the more than 1,100 international students
who temporarily call USC home and to the
campus community that welcomes them, this is a
time to celebrate the world ? as it exists beyond
the borders of the Palmetto state and as it exists
?
within our borders.
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During International Week, students have the ^
opportunity to play soccer in the mini-World Cup .
competition, view films from China and Germany,
discuss current events of international significance
and explore religious differences in global context.
Most importantly, this week should encourage all ^
of us to think about how we are involved in and af- ^
fected by the world at large. t
An ancient Chinese saying states, "May you be (
blessed with the opportunity to live in interesting j
times." These are indeed interesting times, both in
the world and on college campuses. And an impor- ]
tant challenge for universities today is to prepare to- (
day's college students ? international and Ameri- j
can ? to meet the complex needs of tomorrow's world.
NAFTA, GATT, environmental agreements, un- 1
rest in Mexico and a sinking dollar are realities in 1
the news which will affect us all in some way. For- i
eign investment in the United States, the opening !
of the free market in the former Communist countries
of Central and Eastern Europe, the issue of <
third-world debt and the increasing development of
transnational corportations all point to a merging
of national economies into regional and world
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ractiveness and quality of South Carolina's col
Amy Bigham,
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ishments. My family is also very proud of my
ihievements. This is not because my family is Jewh,
but simply because I am about to complete anher
important goal in my life ? the attainment of
master's degree.
I suppose it is true that most Jewish families
ake education a priority and that many Jews strive
be monetarily successful and take pride in famiaccomplishments,
I would hope much like any
her sect of people. In fact, considering the number
traditional, non traditional and continuing stujnts
today, I would venture to guess that many
iople have the same beliefs as my family and the
lousands of other families across our nation and
;yond.
Thus, I find it absurd that there are still people
it there who resent many of the Jewish people for
aving high standards of achievement, including
"olonged learning, white collar careers and the purlit
of financial security.
Now, I must apologize because, by focusing on
le plight of the Jewish person, I have neglected to
lention that everything I have stated holds true for (
/ery person on this planet regardless of race, colr,
religion, age, sex, disability or sexual preference. '
I know that because I went to Hebrew school,
:ucbed the Old Testament and celebrated most of
le Jewish holidays as a child, the quote "Never
gain" has been ingrained in my mind. I figure,
irough speaking to many of my friends that are
ot Jewish, that this phrase has been imprinted on
le minds of many so-called civilized people throughut
the world. However, considering the awesome
nd repulsive actions that still take place today (i.e.,:
iosnia), how can we truly consider ourselves to be
civilized society?
Our capacity for viewing hatred, death and killing
irough media and film has made our society seem
ncaring...or perhaps unfazed is a better term to
se. Let's face it, our society needs something to
hange, and soon. Consider the following problems
laguing our society today: Prisons continue to be
uilt to contain the overwhelming number of crimials;
court dockets are filled beyond capacity; terorists
kill innocent people indiscriminately; babies
0 PATRICIA WILLER
Columnist
iconomies. At the same time, acid rain, the deforistation
of rain forests population pressures, air and
vater pollution, and waste disposal have increasngly
become environmental issues to be dealt with
lot only on local, regional and national levels but
nternationally as well.
The world in the 21st century ? which is comng
very soon ? will be marked as increasingly interconnected
in almost every area: business, polices,
science and technology, communications. To
ixist in isolation, as nations or as individuals, will
lot be possible.
Have you noticed? The global economy has already
come to South Carolina. In his inaugural adIress,
Gov. Beasley targeted the need to continue
o increase and expand international involvement
and investment. And he has already undertaken
business recruiting trips abroad. In fact, international
business is providing major economic development
in Carolina, and along with it, new jobs for
South Carolinians.
A recent study by KPMG Peat Marwick indicates
just how important that global economy is to
us locally. International businesses residing in South
Carolina, representing 15 countries, now provide
more than 70,000 jobs for South Carolinians. These
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na eacn omer
ire left in garbage cans to die; people kill each othr
because of how they look or what their beliefs are;
ind-thousands of people are starving because peo>le
are too concerned about themselves and not about
ithers anymore.
I guess you could say a serious ethical issue is at
land. What are our responsibilities to our families,
>urselves and to our neighbors? Right now, it seems
hat it is every person for him or herself, and whoever
is still standing at the end of a day can say he
i u l n T iL i
)r sne survived. is mis now we are or were supDosed
to live according to God's will? Of course, I am
issuming that the majority of people reading this
article believe in God or some form of Supreme Beng
I guess what I find most interesting is that most
)f the people I have met over the years have said to
ne (and I quote), "Well, we all believe in the same
3od. We just go about it in a different manner." Oh,
low true I believe this to be in the strictest sense.
However, it seems that this innate belief in only one
Sod does not cease the quarrels, murders and hatred
toward people of opposing religious beliefs,
races, color and sexual preference as I mentioned
earlier. How very perplexing.
Obviously, my somewhat morbid view of society
does not hold true for everyone. My wife-to-be is not
Jewish, and yet I find her to be one of the most caring,
intelligent and beautiful people I have ever met
in my entire life. Some people feel that interfaith or
interracial marriages are wrong and that we are ignoring
our sacred responsibilities to our past, present
and future generations. I say that you people
have got it all wrong. Perhaps if more people broke
the barriers and cared for people based on who they
are instead of what they are, our society could move
nast. all the hatred and senseless killiners.
I suppose when the day comes when human beings
cease blaming, maiming and killing other human
beings because of the color of their skin, their
religious and political views or their sexual preferences,
we will finally be able to truly claim that we
are a civilized nation. Until this happens, I believe
it is every persons responsibility to at least make an
attempt at understanding others and, in turn, understanding
ourselves. Good luck, and Shalom.
Scott Kaplan is an education graduate student.
jobs provide access to state-of-the-art technology
and exposure to new managerial and cultural experiences.
Nearly 70 percent of these companies
export products to foreign markets, further connecting
us to the global economy.
.The global marketplace will provide tremendous
opportunities to USC's graduates, both American
and international. Those who travel far afield and
those who stay in state will be living and working
in a society that requires international competence.
But these new opportunities ? in our Carolina busi
nesses, banks and law offices ? will require the ability
to work and interact effectively with people from
all around the world. Language competence, diversity
awareness and the ability to adapt to unfamiliar
management and operational systems which
may be commonplace in Jakarta, Rio or Madrid will
increasingly be necessary job skills. USC graduates
must be prepared to negotiate, problem solve, supervise
and be supervised by others from many different
points on the globe.
Begin this week to prepare for the 21st century.
Attend the International Festival today on the Russell
House Patio. While you are there, find out about
study-abroad opportunities and talk with some of
the international students at USC who come from
105 different countries.
And this week and every week, do more than
THINK GLOBALLY; ACT LOCALLY. When you're
thinking globally, remember that you are investing
in your future and the future of the world. And
when you act locally, know that those local actions
can have a global impact.
Patricia Wilier is director of international
^ programs for students.