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er women who wish to folio
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ly address the concerns brought u
all-male status. While the school's ]
"leadership program" is certainly
sic concern of the case?that Th<
discriminates on the basis of gem
Students apply to a school bee
wants to go to Columbia College,
seeks an education at the Citadel
type of school. Wearing a uniform
USC and living in a constant mi
An interesting side to the com
in the plan weren't told of its exi
Given that Columbia College's pres
military program and Converse he
should have been consulted befor
aren't receptive to the idea of sue
nature of the proposal.
In trying to cope with the alleg
around an end to all their female
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De iemaie cadets to private scum
school category. After all, that is
The problem isn't so much that T
as it is that the school receives
adamantly oppose a coed admissi
ers provide and there would be ]
than spending countless dollars i
Though the court battle being
this proposal will not bring the vi
ing prospective female students
will only postpone the solution.
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fv TOMMY
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Columnist
Last week I informed you the
the latest polling data indicate
America was ready for a return t
traditional values and sound ec<
nomic principles. I also briefly touche
on the Republican "contract" wit
American voters. This week, I wi
expand on that subject
I begin with an example of th
basic choice between the Clinton lil
erals and the conservative Repul
licans. There is a clear choice. Tak
for example current speaker of th
House and liberal Democratic leadr
Thomas Foley (of Washington) an
potential speaker of the House an
conservative Republican leader Nev
Gingrich (of Georgia).
Tom Foley has made a name f(
himself by being a belligerent an
uncompromising House speaker. I
his tenure, he has exhibited the mo:
partisan of politics (which is fine e:
cept he accuses the Republicans <
the same thing, i.e. hypocrisy). Du
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Foley demanded tax increases rath*
than the spending reductions Prei
ident Bush wanted. Foley was reac
to have the federal government shi
down completely until he got his te
increases. It was also Foley wh
turned his head while House Di
mocrats were stealing from the Hou*
post office. But, the most unbelie
able act Foley has committed is h
bringing a lawsuit against the vo
ers of his own state because the
voted for term limits. Poor Fole
wants to be speaker so bad he wou
even sue his constituents!
Newt Gingrich, on the other han
has made a name for himself throu^
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"common sense" ideas. Gingrich hi
stood strong in defending the va
ues and concerns of suburban A
lanta. More importantly, Gingri(
is dedicated to providing answe:
and real solutions rather the san
t old rhetoric. Gingrich's "contra
with America" is evidence of his r
lentless pursuit to serve his coi
stituents rather than take their mo
ey and run. Gingrich is a strong su
porter of term limits, which is n
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roposal
pt at compromise
ng, not acceptable
to placate Shannon Faulkner and othw
her lead falls short of being a viable
ti would send interested females to Cona
Military colleges, does not adequatep
by the controversy over The Citadel's
pledge to spend $5 million for a women's
admirable, it does not deal with the ba5
Citadel is a state-funded school that
ier.
ause they want to go there. If a woman
she would apply there first. But if she
, she is obviously looking for a different
l during mornings of ROTC training at
litary environment are not the same,
ipromise is that the schools mentioned
stence until after it was filed in court,
rident has said he didn't want a women's
is expressed similar feelings, the schools
e their inclusion in the offer. That they
:h a program is indicative of the shaky
fations of sexism, the school has danced
s troubles. Rather than routing woulddIs,
place Citadel men in that private- I?
the basis of Shannon Faulkner's case. {)
he Citadel receives only male students
state funds. Rely on the alumni who
on policy to make up those the taxpaytio
case. It would certainly be cheaper _
n court costs and lawyer bills.
r waged over The Citadel needs to end, I
rar any closer to its culmination. Sendelsewhere
won't solve the problem. It
1th America'
ear's agenda J
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for his personal benefit, but rather w}
for the benefit of the democratic Li
process. Gingrich also has a strong th
voting record. He received a 100
J score during 1993 for his votes on m]
family issues by the Christian Coali- Lc
it tion. be
d What exactly is this "contract ca
,o with America," you ask? Let me give
). you a brief overview. The contract bo
d promises that if a Republican ma- ^
h jority is elected, three specific re
11 forms will be passed on Jan. 3,1995. tu
Those are the Shay's Act requiring jn
[e all laws that apply to the rest of q
y. America also apply to Congress, the ~
j. selection of a "Big Six" accounting ~
:e firm to conduct a complete audit of
[e all Congressional accounts for waste,
;r fraud and abuse and a severe cut of
d congressional staff with a reduction
d in the number of congressional comzt
mittees. u*
The contract also promises that
)r 10 other bills will be debated and ^
d voted upon within 100 days. These
n bills include: ^
st term limits
K- welfare reform emphasizing s0
3f work and family rather than govr_
ernment bureaucracy fa
a balanced-budget agreement in
;r and a line-item veto for the presirlnnf
nr
g. u^nv j--\y
reform emphasizing malprac- sh
^ tice and product liability
a a crime bill with a limit on ?
l0 death penalty appeals and empha- /
e. sis on honest sentencing and ade- \
je quate prison space for violent ofv.
fenders
is an economic growth act re- ro
t- ducing the capital gains tax (prosy
small business) and reshaping bad CI
?y regulations on business to encour- sr
Id age job creation and higher take- Ri
home pay si
d, a pro-family bill eliminating th
rh tax and social security penalties for 1J
[d married couples a{
as This November we all have a "rej.
al choice" between old and new. We fr
t. can choose to give someone else a sz
:h chance to try and make the legisla- bl
rs tive process work better or we can
ie write off another two years with lib- ef
ct eral incompetence. The choice is sz
e. yours; I pray you make the most of pi
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concerned about bottles, make c
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listorical look a
A grasp of history is essential to a good jourlist.
Yes, without a firm knowledge of the events of
e past, some ill-prepared journalist might write
at George Washington crossed the Congaree Rivwith
Abraham Lincoln after a long winter at Val/
Gorge, a popular vacation spot of presidents,
len everyone with even a smidgen of history knows
ncoln waited for Ben Franklin and rode across b
e river on Ben's cool new jet ski. e
The iournalist and his nublication would be hu- r.
iliated beyond belief and be forced to fly out to
is Angeles and join the O.J. Simpson trial watch,
ing pelted with empty Coke cans by bleary-eyed S
mera crews. P
Being an intrepid reporter of fact and fiction, h
wever, I've taken the time to research a bit of his- d
ry and have packaged this first installment of a
re-to-be-continued-if -I'm-ever-stuck-for-ideas fea- v
re, the Beardman Guide to Milestones in Science, e
dustry, Health and Other Stuff The Discovery t;
lannel Would Have Really Long Shows About, I
>mplete With Dates and Inventors That Could Be g
>tally Fictional, So Don't Look Them Up.
Milestone number one?the contact lens. b
Contact lenses are little pieces of plastic that sit c
acefully on the eyeball and fill the exact same ^
irpose as glasses except you can't push contacts
) on your nose in an attempt to look intellectual.
Contacts were invented by a man named Hans a
lwmaii in laou. ijuwuiaiis ungiiiai uesigu was a
iole lot closer to the optics of regular glasses, but a
I members of the original test group died when 11
e frames of the contacts got jammed in their eye 1(
ckets. k
Gradual improvements to the devices made them a
sier to wear and harder to maintain. Careful test- e
g created a product that would absorb dirt parti- ^
ss over the course of the day; the final perfected I
oduct can feel fine in the morning and feel like a u
Leet of coarse-grade sandpaper by nightfall. d
ETTERS
Linton's success d
This letter is in response to the By- ing (not fightir
n James column appearing Oct. 3. of our nationPlease
keep in mind that while dom. You mus
linton may be having unrecognized of our govemn
iccess, this does not mean the Bush, reason Clinton
eagan or any other administration care, etc., is n<
lould suffer by comparison. Great simply want 1
lings were accomplished during the thing he puts
)80s, as well as negative. The same cause they tru
Dplies to Clinton. ter, and the D(
The economy is far from recovered erwise, they w
om the Reagan/Bush years, not to what they beli
ly Bush and Reagan are responsi- applies to the I
e. Clinton has only reduced the deficit I think once 1
j a small fraction, having little or no each other's pc
Feet on our debt. We are still in the operate much
ime situation as ever. This is not to As for youi
at the blame on Clinton or any sin- pothesis, that
e administration.
Understand Republicans are not
le enemy and do not want "to ultint.plv
see the Dresident fail." Roth
emocrats and Republicans are workWhat's
the hest sc
H " 7~~~j "They could go ahead and adhere
fe III that they provide equal opportun
y 9 !|| the corps cadets, yearbook, etc. II
^ the trouble to let her in and not 1
P "If it's a state-supported institutioi
have just as much right to go th<
then she should be able to do it."
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consumption by bottles illegal. We shoi
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CHRIS MULDROW
Scientists now are working on ways to add mor
ottles of lens care products to the contact lens wear
rs' case, creating a demand for pack mules to car
y lens wearers around on trips.
Milestone number two?isienneim mnger Ale
Blenheim Ginger Ale was actually invented ii
buth Carolina, and the man who owns the' com
any now also owns South of the Border, the en
ertainment mecca in Dillon, so you know you'r
ealing with high levels of quality control.
Blenheim is like regular old ginger ale mixe
/ith kerosene and lit on fire. It clears your sinus
s, your throat and anything else it comes in cor
act with. Apparently, real ginger is very hot, an
think every bottle of Blenheim has an actual gir
er root hidden inside.
Blenheim comes in varying levels of hotness
ut the last person to drink an entire bottle of rec
ap extra hot had to have his stomach replaced wit]
he oilpan from a 1975 Ford Pinto.
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White Out was originally invented by an scho
r named Auff White in 1876.
Vhite was working on a cure for the common col
nd had finally finished his research. He was wrii
ig it all down in one of those black-and-white spec!
sd books when his son Isleoff rode by on his skat<
oard and accidentally knocked a can of white pair
ill over his father's book. Auff noticed that the pair
ffectively covered all of his cold studies and drie
n a surface he could write ori a rain, so he disowne
sleoff, quit Jris cold research and went to work fi|
iring out how to invent a little brush that woul
try up after two applications of the paint and ho1
oesn't signify Bui
lg) for the greater good People dO IH)t
-democracy and freeit
always keep the goal wllfHOIl (KXilcSt
lent in perspective. The In last Monday's issi
has failed to pass health cock, I read the leftist
it because Republicans Byron James on Clint
to stall or oppose any- tion. First of all, I woul
on the table. It is be- Mr. James that the E
ily feel their way is bet- trol. In fact, Mr. Jamei
;mocrats' is wrong. Oth- the past forty-plus yea
ouldn't work so hard for licans have not "stalle<
eve in. Again, the same mestic agenda. There
)emocrats' point of view, mocrats in Congress 1
loth sides can respect that Slick Willie wan
lint of view, they can co- Mr. James, the "true"
better. pie do not want Clin'
Clinton re-election hy- agenda,
is another issue. I have compiled my
sons why Mr. Clinton
Josh Piatt elected. They need no <
undeclared freshman cause they speak for t
10. He's an idiot.
9. Gennifer Flow<
ilution to Shannon
to the judge's ruling "If 1
ity, so she can be in sior
Jacquie Case
Political science senior
n, I think she should "Sh
nputer engineering junior
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t the litter, make littering illegal. If we are
jldn't be forced to drink in bars.
container ordinance
Macs insightful
to concentrate the paint fumes for an intense buzz.
Milestone number four?Chick-Fil-A.
If God eats chicken nuggets, they're from a cosmic
Chick-Fil-A. They just opened a store downtown
this summer, though it's only open until seven.
Chick-Fil-A was invented in the early 1960s by Elias
e Pooltree, who envisioned a time in the 1990s when
a bearded journalism student would single-handedly
support an entire fast food chain based solely
on chicken tried in peanut oil.
;. Milestone number five?Macintosh computn
er.
A diminutive little computer at first, the MacL.
intosh was the first computer to make people reale
ize a computer shouldn't just do computing stuff, it
should start up with a Bloom County cartoon while
i it sings "Good Day, Sunshine" and flashes animaj.
tions of fish tanks on the screen. Offices were turned
i_ from productive bastions of IBM fortitude into hapd
py centers of colorful screen savers that took up so
t_ much memory no spreadsheet could ever run on
the computer again.
, Most important about the arrival of the Mac,
}1 however, was the fact it triggered the endless deh
bate of which type of computer is better, a debate
still raging despite the fact everyone knows the
Atari 2600 is what everyone really wants on their
l_ desk at work. Why work when you can play Yar's
Revenge and Space Invaders^all day long?
^ Well, I would talk about more historical milestones,
t but my contact is giving me troubles and there's
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computer, so I think IH grab a Chick-Fil-A sandwich
and a Blenheim and go sniff some White Out
l. Whew, history repeats itself. (Yes, it's a bad pun,
\ but you laughed, didn't you? Okay, maybe you didnt
^ You probably have an IBM, don't you?)
Chris Muldrow is a journalism senior.
His column appears every Friday.
sh, Reagan failure
want 8- $200 haircuts
-ic agenda 7. Hillary
ic agenoa 6 LieS) Lies> Lies
ne of the Game- er TTn_ a.
O-wmtewaler
DnV96re-elec- onforei*nP0'^
d like to inform 3. Paula Jones
lemocrats con- 2* Communistic domestic agenda
s, they have for 1- Jack Kemp and a unified Hers.
The Repub- publican Party
d" Clinton's doare
enough De- In closing, I would like to say that
'O pass any bill the Reagan/Bush years were the greatts.
The fact is, est peace-time years ever in our hisAmerican
peo- tory. Face the facts liberals, Clinton
ton s domestic wm be defeated in <96 because the
. , n American people have seen the soown
top 10 rea- .... , i.T^-11 x 1
will not be re- cialistic schemes of Bill Clinton and
explanation be- the Democratic Party.
hemselves.
Steve Knight
;rs Political science senior
w a o
l mulKners case:
ier decision is to get in there, then that's her deci[.
I wouldn't want to do it."
Nikki Cooper
Biology/pre-med sophomore
e doesn't belong there. There's a reason for it (The
adel) being all male. Military matters are based
ly on men. If she really wants to be in the military,
can join the ROTC at some other school."
David Hicks
Hotel/restaurant/tourism freshman