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Nancy Salome
Kim Truett
Welcome
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to get involved, mt
Welcome.
To those of you who are retu
are beginning, welcome to tl
If s time to join the academic world
knowledge. Though we can learn mi
room, life can teach us just as much.
As we begin another year together, 1
the year go smoother.
Become actively involved in the lea
your free time at the library, but try t
nections between the subjects and ge
know the professor also makes it eas
Join a club or student organization.
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vention and ballroom dancing to dril
zation gives you access to a group of p
goals in mind. Some organizations n
give you good contacts when you star
Speaking of job searches, visit the C
preparing for life after undergraduati
sumes, interviewing skills, proper dre
The staff members encourage studer
addition to helping in the job search,
and interest inventory testing.
Finally, get to know someone who
someone from another country or som
nic background, their experiences wil
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jJVJi iuiuiy lu snaie ^ulu umerences.
The upcoming year is full of possibili
learning experience will be a positivt
munity, we can share experiences an
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Patrick McNeill
COLUMNIST
Hi. For those of you who are new
in town, my name is Patrick McNeill
and I am the head of the Conservative
Division of The Gamecock (which consists
of myself, a chair, a desk and a
typewriter). I will be enlightening, educating
and entertaining you every
week in this space.
As you know, this is the time of
year when we are asked to look ahead.
Television networks preview their fall
schedules. Sports magazines handicap
the upcoming football season. Professors
hand each student a syllabus
to prepare them for courses. In keepi.i
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nig **iin me spini ui kiie season, i
would like to offer a sneak peek at the
topics I will be discussing this semester.
0 J. Simpson- The bizarre case of
the football Hall of Famer will come to
trial next month. The polls indicate
that public opinion on The Juice's guilt
is sharply divided along racial lines.
Will O.J. receive a fair trial? No, he
won't. But he will probably walk out
of the courtroom as a free man.
Gun Control- Congress will be debating
this week whether to ban 19
different types of "assault weapons"
from American markets. Republicans
claiim thin nrnnnsal violates the ricrht
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of citizens to assemble and bear arms
under the Second Amendment. Democrats
counter by arguing that these
guns are manufactured for the sole
purpose of killing other human beings.
Both sides have very valid points. In
the interest of bipartisanship and compromise,
I will present the revolutionary
McNeill Modest Proposal for Gun
Con trol in the coming weeks.
Foreign Policy-1 will use this space
to let you know where we are sending
troo ps, where we are threatening to
send troops, what our troops will do
upon arrival (if anything), where the
refii gees are coming from and where
we sire sending them back to. I will also
fill you in as to which nations we
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f use Since 1908
Ison, Editor in Chief
H-lal Board
rnsky, Jimmy DeButts,
Gregory A. Perez
my this year
eetnewpeople
rning, welcome back. To those of you who
lie greatest adventure of your life,
i and begin another year in the pursuit of
ich of what we need to know in the classceep
in mind a few goals that should make
rning process. You don't have to spend all
3 get into what you're studying. Make con
t involved in class discussions. Getting to
ier to get excited about a class.
There are over 260 registered student orim
volunteering with children to drug pre[1
team practice. Being part of an organieople
who have your similar interests and
lay be preprofessional in nature and can
t a job search.
lareer Center. It is never too early to start
e school. The center can help you with ress
for a job interview and how to network,
its to visit the center while freshmen. In
the center can help with career planning
is very different from you. Whether it is
eone who is of a different religious or eth1
enrich your life while giving you the op
ties, hopes and attainable goals. Not every
J one, but by working together as a comd
life events and build off of one another.
ioks forward
aton, sex
are sending relief supplies to and
where those supplies are ending up.
If there is anyone in our readership
who can figure out what our foreign
policy actually IS, I will gladly step
aside and allow that person to take
over this column. The address is listed
below.
Crime-Crime is bad. Americans
don't like it. In fact, political professionals
on both sides of the aisle agree
that crime will be THE issue in the
fall elections. The most controversial
provision in the proposed Democratic
crime bill is the Racial Justice Act,
which would protect death row inmates
from exectution unless certain
racial quotas have been met I will explain
why I endorse this idea, and how
it should be implemented. You will also
read about an usual approach to
criminal rehabilitation that is under
review in my home state of Virginia.
(No, I am NOT talking about the imnenHincr
elertinn r?f Oliver Mnr+M
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Whitewater- Yes, I realize that I
have written about the Whitewater
scandal before. But the issue is not going
away, and I consider it a true journalistic
challenge to make the whole
mess understandable to the reading
public. You will also read about future
scandals in the Clinton Administration
as they happen. (Scandals in this
administration are like Jell-O. There's
always room for more.)
Sex, Sex, Sex- This isn't about my
non-exsistent love life. Bill Clinton,
Ben Chavis and Bob Packwood have
more in common than the first letter
of their names. Stay tuned.
Shannon Faulkner-1 told you so.
And Til say it again. Soon.
The Religious Right- Fm religious.
I'm right. I guess that makes me a
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voters REALLY afraid of the big, bad
conservative Christians? Should they
be? Is there really such a thing as
Christian bashing? Those of you who
can't figure out the answers for yourselves
after tomorrow's primaries will
just have to wait.
Finally, I have a request for all of
you. Don't forget to write. Not only do
I enjoy hearing from you, but my editor
is absolutely ecstatic when we receive
mail. I'll see you next week. In
the meantime, drink lots of grape
juice. 0 J. can kill you.
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i Letters should be 200-250 wards and must include full
name, professional title or year and major if a student,
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f style, possible libel or space limitations. Names will not
be withheld under any circumstances.
Beardman's j
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Many people swear by ram en noodles for an inexpensive
college treat. Apparently, you can buy enough
remen noodles to feed every nation on the west coast
of Africa with the change you find hidden in your sofa
cushions.
You should try to save cash on everything you buy,
SG President while and .
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welcomes students soon find t
Dear students: place that Y
Welcome back! I hope each of you had cle so that
a relaxing and enjoyable summer. I be- We have i
lieve that this year will be an extreme- to this fall
ly exciting one for all of us. Many around the
changes occurred on campus during the and Homec
summer months, and I hope that you away. Cam
will take advantage of them. ting ready
For those returning upperclass and gramming j
graduate students, you will immedi- to each of >
ately notice many renovations in cam- There is so
pus residence halls and classrooms. The so little tim
university worked this summer to up- Make the n
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graue uui uassruom anu siuueni me ia- Again, we
cilities. WE also have an improved vis- to seeing ea
itation policy for those students living I can ever (
in residence halls. I think you will find do not hesil
the revised policy more flexible and fa- in the Stude
vorable for on-campus living. Russell Hoi
I especially want to welcome our Good luck
freshman students. I believe that your
years here at Carolina will be worth- Student
What was your mos
jy. ^ fil My most memorable experien
eT WmM with my parents about droppi
' ^ jj I guess meeting my roommate
wwu, iuu 10 getting icauj iu laii, aiiu its nine tu gv
to school. USC is different than any old school, though
and there are a few things that could make life a lit
tie bit easier in Columbia. Yep, I know some tips anc
tricks that can make college glide along, and I'm go
ing to share them with you.
(You should be thinking, "Wow, what a guy! I thin!
Ill send him a large check and the keys to a new Lam
borghini." Or a pack of gum. Or something.) Welcome
to Beardman's guide to Conning Your Parents Out ol
Money, Eating Fit, Avoiding Credit Card Collection
Agencies and Not Getting Lost during Your First
Months at USC, in handy, clippable newsprint.
The most pressing concern of a college student is nol
a tough class or exactly what m^jor to take. The most
pressing concern is money. It's tough to pursue the
lofty goal of knowledge when you've gone a week eating
Milky Way bars out of the vending machines that
you bought with quarters from your laundry money,
You need to save as much cash as nnssihle.
First, DON'T BUY THE 21 MEAL PLAN! I had a
21 meal plan my first semester at USC and found that
it's physically impossible to eat that many meals or
campus. Don't get me wrong... USC's food isn't as bad
as college food is made out to be, and it's far better
than most schools Fve visited (though the prices are
high), but the draw of the BK Lounge is just toe
strong, the phone number of Wings on Wheels just
glares at you. Also, careful searching can usually net
you one or two free cookouts a week with various
groups around campus, combining friendly fellowship
with free tasty vittles. Guys, try to avoid the sorority
cookouts unless you've got an unusually high voice
and low body hair ratio.
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! and you should make sure you never tell your par
f how much you save. That way, when you go horn
1 visit, you can talk them into stocking your refrig
t tor at school before you leave, ad you can usually
them to buy you some new clothes and stuff, too.
- Coupons are great at school, and they encourage
to but stuff you might not have known you needec
! fore. An example:
Bob: Hey, I got 26 ball peen hammers at the si
< today. Had a coupon. Saved 50 cents apiece.
Skip (Bob's roommate): Whv did vou need 26
peen hammers?
Bob: To hammer stuff.
- Skip: Oh. 50 cents, you said.
1 Bob: Yep.
Skip: I think Fll go get a couple of'em. I might r
' to hammer stuff, too.
! Free giveaways are great. The bookstores alw
1 have His/Her boxes full of sample-sized toilet arti
like shaving cream, toothpaste, razors, cologne,
varin, Tylenol and magazine subscription form!
1 you spread your buying dollar around the school's 1
bookstores, you could have enough of this stuff to
until you're 43 and placed in a high-paying execu
job, where you can embezzle the money to buy
odorant.
Credit card companies often come on campus to j
die their cards, and they almost always give away ]
two-liters or can coozies. The trick here is to sign
for the card, get the free Ituff and cut that card i
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a uaziuion mue pieces as soon as 11 comes m tne m
ZSZmw Campus offer
hat Carolina is a special Of Opportllllit
lelps you meet every obsta-. _ _
you can develop yourself. ^ear Fellow Carolini
i great deal to look forward
. Football season is just Welcome back to tl
corner. Parents' Weekend South Carolina,
oming are just a few weeks The 1994-95 acadei
pus organizations are get- es 1? fall ?f ?PPo:
for another year of pro- an^ I join my colleagi
md activities. My challenge ty an^ with the unive
ou is to GET INVOLVED! couraging you to mj
much to do at Carolina and your time at Carolin
e to experience everything, you.
lost of the coming year. You are enrolled in
slcome back! I look forward historical state-suppc
ch of you around campus. If of higher education ir
lo anything for you, please the university apprc
tate to come by and see me year in 2001, we conl
ait Government office in the our great heritage of 1
ise. to create an atmosph<
! er been more challei
Brian Comer ing.
t Government President The University off*
it memorable experie
ce moving in was arguing I"? J C
ng me off in the room. I - $?
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raving at USC
Slip and spend anything on it, and your' be up t
your eyebrows in debt before you can say, "I'm ove
my limit."
Saving money isn't your only concern on campus
Knowing your way around USC's landmarks is help
fill, too. For instance, the big statue in front of Gam
brell and Humanities tells you you're in front of Gam
brell and Humanities. I call it "Industrial Chicken
ents Dry." If the reflecting pond "Chicken" is sitting in i
e to ever filled, you know you've wandered off to some oth
era_ er campus because there's never water in there.
- get The Towers are another important landmark. NEV
ER EVER NEVER NEVER EVER walk outside of th?
you ledge at the men's Towers buildings. Have you eve:
I be. seen those movies set in medieval times where thi
people on the towers poured foul material over th<
tore walls at their foes? The Towers at USC are similar t<
those scenes, except the resident at USC have 2
ball whole lot more imagination about things to drop ove:
the edge than the knights ever had.
Finally, you should know a little bit about trans
portation at USC. For some unknown reason, nobodj
PVPr nHftn the orniin(2 Tt'a ounnnoa^ 4-1
teed be convenient and easy to get around on them, bui
I've never talked to anyone who actually rides the bus
ays es-1 don't know why, but you should try one once anc
cleg tell us what if s like.
Vi- Driving around campus is fine if you don't need U
3. if actually park anywhere. The last time a legal parkfour
ing space opened for a student was some time in 197?
last when a Mafia hit squad blew up a student's car. 01
tive course, that space was filled in 30 seconds by a vulde
ture car that had been waiting for it.
Biking is a great way to get around, a s long as you
>ed- don't hit any pedestrians who can run faster than your
free bike. If you think you can get away, they're fair game.
l Up Well, I hope that helps a little bit. I'd stay and chat
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tail. caulk. Fm gonna save 10 cents. Just hope I can find a
parking space.
S variety tonally recognized academic pro.
greams, some of the finest faculty
anywhere, 250 extracurricular clubs
an: and organizations and the opportunity
to get to know people from our dile
University of verse student population. Your fellow
students come from every county in
nic year promis- every 8tate in the country
rtunity for you, Md mm tha, n6 nation8
ues on the facul- T , , ... ,
ty staff in en- I urge you to respond with your best
ake the most of efforts to the flrat'cla8s instruction
a. We believe in your professors will provide, to engage
vigorously in the pursuit of knowledge
i one of the most and truth and to serve well as a citirted
institutions zen in campus and community life.
1 the country. As forwar(j with confidence to
?aches its 200th y0ur contributions to the character of
;inue to build on ~ ,.
UKaroi Carolina, your umversity.
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;re that has nev- ?est W18^es for a challenging nad
lging and excit- fulfilling academic year.
John M. Palms
ars a host of na- President
>nce about moving in?
letting all of my stuff up the elevator in Bates.
Stan Charles
Accounting Freshman
Tie heat in my room in Maxcy because I have no air conitioning.
Dwayne Budden
Civil Engineering Freshman