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Razorba
By ROB RODUSKY
Assistant Sports Editor
New Arkansas Head Coach Joe
Mires win ne tne second leaaer uiis
year to field the Razorbacks team
when he takes them to WilliamsBrice
Stadium Saturday for their
inaugural SEC football game.
The meeting will be the first one
between these two schools who
joined the Southeastern Conference
in 1991.
Coach Kines, who plans to continue
as defensive coordinator, will
be in his first game as he takes
over for former head coach Jack
Crowe who resigned after last
weeks stunning upset loss to The
Citadel 10-3.
The Razorbacks new offense
amasssed 287 total yards under the
guidance of sophomore quarterback
Jason Allen during their first game.
Allen, whose record was 4-1 in
games he started in 1991 before
undergoing corrective knee surgery,
completed 11 of his 23 passes for
110 yards and one interception last
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Just when you thought it was
safe to have an opinion on some
sports topic, I'm back! That's right, ,
the Sportin' Fool is back to
enlighten the masses. With that
said, let us begin.
Last week, the Fool told you the
Jose Canseco deal was a colossal
mistake on the part of Oakland.
Well, one week later, Canseco has
hit two home runs, one of which <
was a game winner, and Oakland ,
has suffered a power outage. In ,
fact, the A's are scoring about as
much as the Gamecocks or this ,
writer, for that matter.
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are down 1,00 percent, and domestic
disputes are at an all-time low.
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167 yards on
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Opening holes for Jackson and
company will be junior guards Ray
Straschinske and Isaac Davis, and
junior tackle Chris Oliver.
Straschinske already has made one
because of... Nah.
Blue Jays catcher Mike
Maksudian recently won an
$800 bet with teammates by eating
a 1 1/2-inch locust. He has
eaten worms, moths, grasshoppers,
spiders, frogs, aquarium
fish, lizards and roaches. One
night he chewed on a moth that
had a belly an inch long and a
6-inch wing span. "When 1 bit
into it, it squirted all over, but it
was sweet tasting," Maksudian
said.
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with the fact that the first commissioner
with brains enough to <
realize that Atlanta is in the
EAST and not the WEST got '
fired. I think you hear me
knocking, Paul Tagliabue, and I i
think you have no guts.
Edgar Martinez leads the
American League in batting
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preseason all-SEC team.
The receiving corps for the
Razorbacks is the best it has been
in years. The Hogs have senior
flanker Ron Dickerson Jr. and
junior tight end Kirk Botkin both
total bases. I bet he really kicks
butt, though, when Nintendo
comes out with their next baseball
game. Maybe it's just me,
but I don't know how many
people will go for Edgar
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Hail to the Redskins! Hail
victory! Braves on the warpath!
Fight for ol' Alexandria, Va.?
Is it just me, or did Emmitt
Smith run for about 9,000 yards
Monday night?
Would the real Gamecock
football team please stand up?
1 can already hear the crying
coming from Moo U.
Prediction: Seminoles 45,
Clemson 10.
This Sunday at 1 p.m.,
Green Bay at Tampa Bay. It's a
shame Hurricane Andrew
couldn't have waited a couple
weeks to hit.
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Arkansas to raise their hand in vict<
returning to the starting lineup. The
Hogs' will welcome back junior
wide receiver Tracy Caldwell who ^
returns after missing the opener ^
with a strained quadricep. 01
Arkansas' defense did not allow ei
McDaniel.
How about the NFC
Central? Lions and Vikings and
Bears, who cares?
Another titanic confrontation
from your friends at the
NFL. This Sunday at 4 p.m.,
New England at the L.A. Rams.
Is there anyone out there not
smoking crack willing to pay
$20 to watch this game live?
Is John Elway the greatest
quarterback ever to direct the
two-minute offense, or could he
be some alien life form we
should expect to do this every
week?
Arkansas fired their coach
after they lost to The Citadel.
You can only imagine what
they will do to the new guy if
he were to lose to the
Gamecocks. Can you say drawn
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Janette Arditto
Nerissa Barnett
Alison Birming
Carleen Birnes
Kelley Brennen
Meg Brewer
Courtney Burro
Marylou Buzze
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The Razorbacks reported only
o minor injuries from last week,
nior strong safety Alfred Jackson
ffered a bruised calf and sophoare
defensive tackle Terry Atkins
rained an ankle.
Frank Broyles, Arkansas athlets
director, said he feels very
:ky to have a man of Joe Kines'
ility around. "We were fortunate
have a coach like Joe Kines
ailable to elevate in this situa>n."
Coach Kines said the Razorbacks
11 not change a whole lot, if at
I. "We're headed in the right
ection. We need to make sure
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