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By DAVID BOWDEN
Editor in Chief
"Double the danger, double the
excitement, double the Van
Damme," or something like that.
Jean-Claude Van Damme stars as
twin brothers in his umpteenth
martial arts movie. Double Impact
is not bad for the genre, but it
could have used some serious
editing.
The plot is simple. Brothers
Chad and Alex (both played by
you-know-who) are separated at an
eariy age wnen tneir parents are
murdered by the Chinese mafia.
Chad is raised by his parents'
bodyguard Frank (played by Geof- |
frey Lewis) in Los Angeles; Alex
is raised on the streets in Hong
Kong (ironically, the brother from
L.A. is the suave, peaceful one).
Chad and Alex reunite in Hong 1
Kong to avenge their parents' i
deaths and generally kick some 1
butt The Hong Kong mob is run <
by an evil Chinese guy and his evil 1
British partner. They have a variety
of cool assassins working for 1
them, including a killer female <
named Kara (played by body- i
builder Cory Everson). f
Jean-Claude acts better than <
ever in his dual roles. Even with- a
out the brothers' different hairstyles
and clothing, I could tell s
which one was which from Jean- r
Claude's acting. This is a major 1
improvement over his goofy facial I
expressions in No Retreat, No Sur- I
render and Bloodsport. i
State im
By The Associated Press
South Carolina has improved in
a national ranking of how it pro- i
tects its citizens from environmental
hazards.
The Green Index, a report re
leased by the Institute for Southern i
Studies in Durham, N.C., ranked
South Carolina 36th, up from 47th i
in 1990.
South Carolina's ranking also ;
placed it ahead of many of its <
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Jean-Claude Van Damme plays
his new movie Double Impact.
A hilarious thing about all of
Van Damme's movies is the preposterous
excuses that are made
for his Belgian accent. In Double
impact, Chad grew up in France
while Alex was raised in a French
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hose, I'm sure.
While I'm on the subject of
Hong Kong, it should be said that
lirector Sheldon Lettich (who covrote
the script with Van Damme)
limed the city very well, showing
>ff the city's exotic atmosphere
ind people.
Similarly, Van Damme's twin
icenes were well filmed. Only
arely was it clear that a double
was being used instead of one of
the Van Dammes. When both
brothers were on the screen at the
same time, the matting effects
proves i
Southern neighbors. Georgia finished
39th. Other rankings included:
Kentucky (41), Tennessee
(45),Mississippi (47), Louisiana
(49) and last-place Alabama (50).
Virginia, at 32nd, North Carolina
(23) and Florida (18) outrank
South Carolina. Oregon was
ranked atop the list.
The report analyzes 256 subjects
and how the states perform in van- i
ous areas. It also includes eco
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By AARON SHEININ
Carolina Life Editor
The mother of all movies it's
[tot. A really funny parody of dotens
of movies it is.
In Hot Shots!, Charlie Sheen
ind Lloyd Bridges spoof movies
From Rocky to Gone With the
Wind. However, the movie that receives
the most ribbing is Top
jun, Tom Cruise's hit about Navy
Ely-boys. Every aspect of Cruise's
vehicle is covered here. A great piot
for a father who gets disgraced,
he mental problems with carrying
lis memories, a beautiful love inerest
(Valeria Golino is five times
is sexy as Kelli Mcgillis), a
langerous mission, a rival pilot,
uid so much more.
Charlie Sheen plays Topper
Parley, the Navy pilot with the atitude.
Writer Pat Proft and Direcor
Jim Abrahams put together
;ome great slap-stick comedy.
Joyd Bridges is great as Admiral
Benson, leader of the squad, who
leems to have more body parts renoved
than victims of Jeffrey
Jahmer. He also has some of the
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made the scene look fairly *
realistic. _
Lettich can also be credited for *
the action scenes, which are 1
superb. I only wish this plot-heavy *
movie didn't take so long to get 5
going. The plot isn't that compli- j
cated, but it drags for a long time
in the middle before the inevitable s
conclusion where the two Van J
Dammes rescue their friends and j
kill all the bad guys in a variety of *
interesting ways. J
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to-wall violence. This conclusion J
reminded me of most karate Nin- 1
tendo games where two guys
rumble through an enemy fortress, *
facing one colorful assassin after f
another until they beat the evil ^
leaders. Kind of describes most of e
Van Damme's films. Grade: B s
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lowest rates of unionization in the tl
country. The Institute's use of the
unionization rate has brought cri- a
ticism from Gov. Carroll Campbell's
office in the past v
Campbell spokesman Tucker tl
Eskew did not return a telephone (
call to his home Sunday evening. c
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>ase psychiatrist Ramada, who
ilayed Cruise's girlfriend in Rain
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who also is an acrobatic equetrienne,
a sculptor and a sultry
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lirector, said the South was the relion
where "lawmakers are very
ickluster in their attitudes toward
tie environment."
One South Carolina lawmaker
greed, but said that was changing.
In the Legislature, "economic
oices" were once the loudest, but
hat is changing, said state Rep.
:andy Waites, D-Columbia. She
ited recently adopted solid waste
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policy, the audience was just wait
ing to see how it would happen.
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"Ice-Man" from Top Gun. The na
tural rival of Harley (for reasons o
incredible coinsedence), Elwes
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"I know we are making con
scious efforts to improve the envi
ronment of South Carolina," sh<
said. "We really are working ver
hard to make these improvements
That's not been the situation in th<
past"
She also credited grass-root;
support.
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e Kent Gregory adds to the movies
hilarity.
n Injjne scene a fighter pilor
' lands his jet on the tarmac of an
e aircraft carrier and subsequently
e parallel parks and puts money in
'? parking meter?something all USC
s __ students are used to doing.
n This movie won't break any ree
cords, and it isn't the mother of all
movies, as advertised. It is however,
an enjoyable way to spend a
f few hours. Charlie Sheen is hillariously
straight-faced and Lloyd
f Bridges is worth the price of ad^
mission. Grade: B.
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ound, preserving and protecting the
environment," Mrs. Waites said.
"Many lawmakers have under5
stood for the first time in their
y lives that they had a responsibility
for protecting the environment,"
s she said.
House Speaker Bob Sheheen
s agreed. "I don't think there's any
question the public is way ahead
of the General Assembly in concerns
about the environment," the
Camden Democrat said.
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