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weekly magazine.
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Scarlett's facilities best. The rest
forming area neatly placed in t
jockey booth at the rear.
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By Margarita Pale
America's most popular weekly ma
finally fallen victim to a new, hilarious
TV Guide. This version of the aut
magazine is identical in size and layoi
with letters, crossword puzzle, revie>
features seen in the original.
A wonderful feature article is "Und
Up for Air." The questions in the "1
answered by an unknown member of tl
staff. Readers are warned that only th
receive a reply.
The book not only resembles the re
side, but inside the listing format is ide
tual names of the shows and the chanr
"Your Food Network" and presents !
long running show, "Lunchtime."
chtime," "Chef Bob make Indian I
"The Pervert's Channel." Tuesday ev
special on "S & M stretching exen
Rack."
Prime time shows include such favoi
formances," "Wife Beaters," "All
per John."
Not wanting to miss the slightest det
products like Seers' Child Cleaning Ser
professionally clean any two kids for
A good bit of ethnic and religious hi
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In an interview with himself, creat<
he liked the little book and laughed se\
it. Sussman has done this kind of wor:
chief of National Lampoon. He has wi
edy books, such as "The Up Yoursel
ficial Sex Manual."
"We thought we might set it up i
tion," Rawls continued. "Public ra
parody, but unfortunately no one I
diences) might not have understood s
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heard," he said, declining to name he
vacuous piece of California cheeseca:
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vs and all the regular "Twilight
controversy
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V Q & A" section are .
he Not Quite TV Guide lS* or th
le easiest questions will shows.
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ntiool PVPAnf fnr fVia or*_ PlftllltS tHdt
ids. The BLT station is ?raf!,' callin
Saturday at 2 p.m. the lng' ..a crtev
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enings, PER presents a '? .? .SCeI]C
:ises" called "On the ch'ld, aC,t0r!
assistant cai
rites as "Adequate Per- ^ec*nes
f In-Laws," and "Trip- Robinsoi
whether La
ail, ads even appear for voluntary i
vices. Seers promises to Renee Chei
only $22. During tl
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'eader. mid-air by
:>r Gerald Sussman said moments h
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k before as the editor in f Morrow
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is this public radio sta- "I realize*
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: Zone ? The Movie," a film sur
because of the deaths of three ac
shows at the Russell House Theati
>lays at 2:30, 7 and 9:30 p.m. today.
; afternoon matinee and $1.75 for
efore a helecopter crash killed the t
?one" director John Landis disir
special-effects explosions were bi
g the blasts "just a warm-up for v
vman testified in Los Angeles Wee
ball" from a riverbed explosion e
i an onshore explosion shot a "firel
ilmed three hours before Vic I rr<
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meraman Randall Robinson told a
day.
i testified on the sixth day of a heari
indis and four others should stand
manslaughter in the deaths of N
i, 6, and Myca Le, 7.
ie next scene, filmed at about 2:20 {
lie helicopter was nearly knocked c
powerful explosions, Robinson
iter the craft crashed in the riverb
>f Los Angeles, he said,
was carrying the children across the
, just after assuring them, in the v
ipt: "I'll keep you safe, kids. Noth
ir to God."
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liriarn) directly, no one would belie
said he and Hite have meshed well
?r their show, and he believes audi
:e.
lot of people are going to show up 1
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court hearing
to decide
trial for inlorrow,
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