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Photojournalism professor Donald Wooley holds the plaque with some
of the best examples he has collected over his years of teaching.
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By College Press Service
This fall's experiments in decreasing student drinking ? ex
periments held almost simultaneously by many schools ?
have inspired tough rules on student behavior. An initial checl
with colleges nationwide indicates students are willingly adap
ting to dryer campuses.
"We didn't have the 'beer suckers' that have always beei
around before," said Mike Jewell, a member of the Universit;
of Kentucky's Phi Delta Theta fraternity. Kentucky frater
nities agreed to hold dry rushes for the first time this fall.
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A student couldn't turn in an assignment
because a buffalo ate it.
Another student "had" to get married
the day his assignment was due.
These examples are just two on a
| plaque with some of the best excuses
! for not having homework hidden by
books and papers in an office at
Carolina Coliseum.
PHOTOJOURNALISM PROFESSOR
Donald Woolley started the
novelty in 1962 when he was teaching a
photography class at the University of
Iowa. The plaque, about the size of a
dinner plate, is mounted with a
simulated gold bull that sticks out
beneath the inscribed excuses.
Woolley named the plaque the Bob
Nelson Award of Legitimate Excuses
? after one of his students. Nelson was
I the first student to come to Woollev's
I class with an excuse that sounded half
legitimate, other than the usual "I
overslept" or "My roommate forgot
to wake me."
A gas heater in Nelson's house
caught fire, and the house blew up. He
lost some of his possessions in the explosion,
including the negatives for
Woolley's photography class. He was
i late turnine in the assignment. hut it
, was considered on time.
ONE GIRL had her film eaten by a
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protest the state's 21-year-old legal drink
150 students showed up.
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results; and keeps the people away who c
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busts," he said.
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? Photojournalism professor
Donald Woolley
buffalo. It doesn't happen every day,
so Woolley accepted her excuse.
The student had taken a roll of film
to shoot a buffalo at a city park compound.
She had finished a roll of film
and had placed it on a wooden post.
While putting another roll into the
camera, the buffalo came to the fence
post, knocked against it, and the film
fell into his pen. The buffalo ate it.
All the excuses Woolley has received
have not been so funny. One student
had to go to Ohio to kidnap his
brother's child back from his sister-inlaw.
Another got his girlfriend pregnant.
The day the assignment was due, his
girlfriend's father showed up with a
shotgun and took them to the church
to be married. There was nothing that
could be done in either situation, and
Woolley accepted both stories.
THE REWARD for someone making
Woolley's plaque is that he accepts
their excuse. He doesn't put the names
of the people who give the excuses for
fear of embarrassing them.
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Some students know their excuses
might make Woolley's plaque. He
says, "Students are glad I finally accept
one. They'll do anything. I don't
accept many excuses." Sometimes he
goes two years without putting
anything on the plaque, and sometimes
he puts on two a year.
Woolley had collected some excuses
since he has been teaching at USC.but
he hasn't had them engraved on the
plaque. It's not very expensive to have
the excuses added on the list, he said.
The plaque relates to photography,
Woolley says, because "If you are going
to be a photographer, you have to
make your deadlines. Most employers
don't care about your petty little problems.
They want the finished product
there. So, if you start to get in the
habit of making excuses in a beginning
or advanced photo class and try to use
them when you get out on the job, it
isn't going to work. They don't care.
"IT'S UP to you to keep your car in
shape so you can get back and forth to
work. But every once in awhile there
are some extenuating circumstances.
When those come along, any
reasonable person will accept them."
He plans to keep the plaque until he
retires. If he teaches somewhere else,
he will take it with him to continue.
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on his office wall from now on.
new rules
drinking.
controlling drinking, said Bob Bingaman,
tudent Association in Washington, D.C.,
itate student activities nationwide and also
Georgia students ward off drinking age
are responsible enough to sensitize
having legislatures making decisions for
school administrators have been making
See "Drinking," pege 4
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