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2. "Guilty"
3. "G eatestHits" .
4. "Hotter Than Jul}
5. "TheGame"....
6. "Crimes of Passic
7. "Diana"
8. "Back in Black".
9. "One Step Closer'
10. "Triumph"
1. "Private Benjam
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3. "The Elephant M
4. "The Awakening'
5. "It's My Turn"..
6. "Fade to Black" .
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8. "Gloria"
9. "Hopscotch"
10. "The First Deadl;
1. "Lady"
2. "Woman in Love
3. "The Wanderer"
4. "Another One Bi
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! 6. "More Than I Ca
7. "Master Blaster
8. "Starting Over"
9. "Love on the Roc
10. "Dreaming"
L 1. "Crisis Investing
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v 3. "Music for Chann
I 4. "Shelley: Also Ki
5. "Craig Claiborne
6. "SideEffects"..
7. "American Drea
8. "Merv"
9. "Goodbye, Darkr
10. "Free TO Choose'
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I By Tanya
Sta?VA
Those who had the chance to
Band perform Sunday night
I wondered how Gregg Allman, j
the keyboards, could have v
necessitate drying his head afte
On the other hand, the av<
exactly a picture of enthusiasn
Al A. 1 ml A 4.1 4
Iapamy prompieu ine /\uani
Hammond to inquire whether <
in too many intoxicants before i
few thunderous reactions from
Section's performance deserve
Till? A TI 4MTA Dkxtlim Ca/
!1 IlCi /II 1 /I UU^ U1III ocv
their radio airplay hits. While
inattentive, the band kicked o
The crowd was brought to thei
Goddard's short solo. Ronnie
brace the microphone and tti
through "Not Gonna Let It Bol
cuts from their latest album.
The execution of the songs we
!"gee, it sounds just like the rec
boredom until the ten minute
Hammond comically injected
Stone's "Miss You,"which foil
tern. After the brief Stone's
shorter (nearly undectable) j
muttering,"Whip it- whip it goo
i ha m il/n
^ ui^ uiirvt_.
Stomping, lighters and spotli
jS? the upper rows brought the bey
Nj stage to sing of their hometo
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-poor jut
By David Baker
pj_ Film Critic
I It's the time of year when
_ the hit movies of autumn
| have, for the most part,
I played themselves out. The
| major distributors are
S holding off another week or
two before unleashing, or
unloading, the dozen or so
big-budget holiday attractions
that they hope will
tide filmgoers over until the
j next wave of pictures
washes ashore in Februarv.
5 _____________________________
"The Apple" s
5 cored at its incept
\ bottom of the barre
5
In this time of relaxed
activity from the majors, the
} independent film companies
are having a field day. They
are foisting off such
n forgettable filler material as
"Alligator," which isn't as
! slimy as its advertising
1 | campaign might lead you to
I believe, and "The Apple,"
a i i -i i i
which auuuiu nave oeen
y cored at its inception and left
s at the bottom of the barrel,
; where it could turn
unassumingly into cider.
rs INDEED, Menahem
id Golan's wretched tribute to
er winesaps and religion, "The
*n Apple," is so rotten that it
ss soured me on movies for the
er bigger part of my
er Thanksniving vacation. In
3n the final scene of this low1(j
budget, musical disaster,
r(j which is set in 1994, God
1 drives out of the sky in his
j solid gold 1977 Cadillac
Seville, and becomes the
I Pied Piper of a space-age
| Haight-Ashbury.
RV
er He tells the devil to go to
,te hell, then leads a group of
rs hippies off to another planet
ne where, presumably, they
en can live out their lives in
el peace, love and interstellar
radiation.
That which precedes this
Jr uproariously inane climax is
in basically a porno movie
J without sex. We see dozens
00S&S&* < ****+ ?1?rm?- ?-,i , r r - L . r,M. .
lacke
Savory
frttar
witness the Allman Brother!
at the coliseum may hav<
appearing nearly comatose a
/orked up enough sweat t<
i ucmiy cvcijr iiuuiuci .
erage-sized crowd was not
1. At one point, the audienc<
a Rhythm Section's Ronni<
>r not the crowd had indulge<
the show. This brought one o
the fans. The Atlanta Rhythi
d to stir more response than i
ition's show relied heavily 01
n? 1: - ?4:n
: me; auuieuut; was sun lctu i;
ff with "Champagne Jam."
r feet with beefy-bassist Pau
Hammond continued to em
irow his hair from his eye
her Me Tonight" and severa
ire virtually flawless with tha
ord" perfection that edged o
rendition of "So Into You."
n f an; Kn ?*o ft*Am tho Pnllin
? 1VVY UU1 O A & Will U1V X VVSAllftlj
lows the same rhythmic pal
interlude, there was an eve
ab at Devo, with Hammon
d" as he sauntered away fror
ghts on a Confederate flag ii
s from Doraville, Ga. backo
wn. " uoraviile" nad bee
>rs, as&
\er mat<
of trashy-looking people
none of whom can act
strolling aimlessly acros
the screen in search of thing
to do and say, and ways t
get out of their contracts
which Golan probably ha<
them sign in blood.
AND SPEAKING of blood
plasma purists will delight ii
"Shbgun Assassin," directe
in Japanese by Kenji Misum
anrl in PwrtllnU ?
MUU ill uugiidii uy IVUUtM
Houston. This poorly-dubbe
hould have beet
ion and left at thi
I."
oriental import feature
more squirting catsup tha
all the Heinz, Hunt's and D<
Monte factories pi
together.
The story concerns Lor
Wolf (Tomisabur
Wakayama), a disgrace
Samurai warrior who gel
into trouble with his shogu
master. He travels acros
Japan, sword in ham
defending himself and h
infant son, whom he push(
the whole way in a quail
wooden stroller, against tt
shogun's assassins.
Believe it or nnt
bloody mess is based on
popular Japanese com
strip. And we can't even s
uncut Bugs Bunny cartoo
. on this side of the Pacific.
IN THE latest exercise
implausibility from the fol
at Schick Sunn Classics, wl
have made a fortune ov
the years by pandering to t
taste, or lack thereof, of ti
American public, the Unit
States government is shov
to be hiding a UFO th
plummeted to earth aft
colliding with a NA5
satellite.
The movie is callc
"Hangar 18," and it stai
Robert Vaughn as a Whi
House aide trying to keep
lid on the cover-up, and Gai
i u.'.xiM*
PiWflWMWMW^ fI1"!
nthusi
requested throughout the show
change, willing to show their ap
Unlike The Atlanta Rhythm
* bouncing onto stage with their
: Band dragged nonchalantly
^ spotlights, and finished their ci{
at each other for what seemed
TO MAKE matters worse, the
a depressing blues number after
j The Atlanta HSiytnm sectio
o Brothers Band, "Strictly Rock
anticipated, Dickey Betts sav<
t lead and slide guitar in sue
"Melissa" and "Whipping Poi
Essery, combined with Betts
n Dean Daughtery, provided a
y sufficiently entertained most of
Gregg Allman wavered in b
il presence was one of wild bon
i- never been one to destroy equi
s stage, it doesn't seem right
il holiouincr hi? urnrHc u/hon hp u/a
The crowd was forced to ere
t lighters for what seemed to b<
n minutes or more for the return
minutes, much of the crowd die
g prepared to leave,
t- Fortunately they were drav
- x? I l_ it I i
n unquesuonauiy me Drigniesi sp
d version of the instrumental "Pt
n duo drumming of Butch Tru<
Johnson. This evolved into a d
n the bass of David Goldflies unl
n the stage to wrap up the nighl
n Man."
1
iassins, (
erial at th
(, Collins and James Hampton
, as astronauts who are being
s framed for it. Darren
s McGavin is also on hand, but
o for no discernahi? purpose
i, other than to add marquee
d value, however small.
The dialogue in "Hangar
'? 18" consists of lines like,
"The aliens sure didn't get
u this equipment from Radio
l* Shack!" And James L.
*t Conway directed, as if
d radioed in from Uranus.
Maybe that's why watching
the movie is like watching a
" 93-minute bowel movement.
R
THE CLASS of the schlock
movies currently on view is
easily Lewis Teague's
- "Alligator," a biting send-up
is of the B-grade horror picn
tures that have been
el saturating theater screens
11 for the past several months.
In the film's opening
scene, we see a sweet little
ie
0
1 M M mtmm m '
a "Ihe class of t
m currently on vie v
? Teague's "Alligato
is
is girl named Marisa
it badgering her father into
ie buying her a pet gator at a
reptile farm in Florida.
re She names the creature
a Ramone and loves it
ic faithfully until one day, back
ee home in Kansas City, her
ns grumpy old father flushes
the baby gator down the
tiolet and tells Marisa the
in little beast died in his sleep.
Ks
ho WHEN NEXT we see the
er couple, it's 12 years later,
he Marisa has grown up to be a
he gorgeous, world-famone
ed herpatologist, a zoologist
vn specializing in reptiles, and
at Hamone a foul-tempered, 36er
foot-long eater-of-anything.
>A When his supply of dead
dogs, which a local chemical
company has been using for
id growth experimentation,
rs runs out, Ilamona starts
te nibbling sewer workers.
a
*y When his supply of sewer
tfniv'iaaihtfrr' .
asm
, and the audience was, for a
tpreciation.
Section, who virtually came
_ ml All it.
music, lue niiinun r?roine**s
onto the platform in full
;arettes while staring blankly
like a full minute.
; band started off with a semithe
audience had just heard
n's tribute to the Allman
and Roll." But, as many had
;d the night with his excellent
h numbers as "Blue Skv."
st." The blues harp of Jim
and the keyboard talents of
musically solid unit which
the audience.
etween yawns, and his stage
edom. Although Allman has
pment or dance half nude on
to find yourself so strongly
Us, "I teei line i m aymg:
ate havoc and wear out their
i an undeserved period of five
of the band. After about four
id down, looked confused, and
rn back to provide what was
ot of the evening. A 15 minute
;gasus" exalted thefcscinating
:ks and Jaimoe Johnny Lee
ual between kettle drums and
til the entire band returned to
t with, what else, "Rambling
JFOs
i eater
workers runs out, he starts
chewing pet-shop owners
i and policemen. This, of
course, prompts the police,
K?r rv :j
ivu uy wcictlivc LJii V1U
Madison (Robert Forster),
to try to flush Ramone out
anu destroy him. Flushing
him out proves to be harder
than flushing him down,
however, and Madison must
seek the help of Marisa, who
knows all about gators, but
never recognizes the killer
as being her long lost pet.
"Alligator" plays even
better than it sounds, thanks
to Teague's sharp direction
and a toothy script by John
Sayles, who's currently
winning plaudits for his
Return 01 tne becaucus
Seven." The acting, from
Forster, Robin Riker and
Perry Lang is also a cut
above what one expects in
this type of picture and,
surprise of surprises, most
be schlock movies
v is easily Lewis
r."
of the movie's many laughs
are intentional.
PARTICULARLY endearing
is the scene in which
a group of youngsters are
poolside, pretending to be
pirates. Two of the kids force
the third to "walk the
plank," unaware that the
huge log floating underneath
the diving board is really the
_ *:i^.
ruvcuuusicpiuc.
Any movie with gumption
enough to show children
being chomped deserves to
be recommended. Had one of
the tender morsels been
either the teary-eyed Kicky
Schroder or the revolting
Gary Coleman, !'d be willing
to call "Alligator" one of the
most enjoyable movies of the
year.
But even with unknown
urchins falling into the
gator's mouth, I came away
from the theater smiling like
a crocodile.