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iviuuci ii av,icni.c cuuauiiiiiy amaze
every tme I turn around, a laboratory
come up with a new convenience food
water (just add water) or a cure for
veins. But recently science in the me
outdone itself with the introductioi
procedure to shorten fingers.
HERETOFORE millions of pe
ceptionally long pointers not
proportionately to the rest of their b<
silence. The clumsy extensions caugl
car doors and bowling balls. Withoi
pretended to be divining rods sean
sources beneath the earth's crust. Th
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and batons sources of constant frust
youngsters whose inability to master
attributed to a mental deficiency. 1
fingers stuck out like sore thumbs.
NOW THROUGH the miracle of
people can rationally decide betwee
ment that involves reapportioning
Rusi
MONDAY MARCH 17: French
Mp?) Wavp Ilnnhlo Rill A11 d?..n
Are Colled Patrick (1957) is a short
comedy directed by Jean-Luc
Dogard. Shoot the Piano Player
(1960), is Francois Truffaut's
second feature-length film. 106
minutes total. 2:30 matinee only.
Free.
Failsafe (1964) is a tense account
of what might happen if a technical
mistake sent a plane to bomb
Moscow. Henry Fonda, Dan
O'Herlihy, Walter Matthau star.
Sidney lAimet directed. Ill
minutes. 7:00and 9:30p.m. Free.
TEUSDAY, MARCH 18: Kenji
Mizoguchi's Ugetsu (Japan, 1953)
is a fable about what happens when
a man leaves the woman who loves
him, to chase a phantom. 96
minutes. 2.30 matinee only. Free.
Woman in the Window (1944), a
thriller directed by Fritz Lang tells
of a man (Edward G. Robinson)
who falls in love with a girl in a
portrait (Joan Bennett), not
suspecting that the girl will en angle
him in a nasty murder plot.
94 minutes. 7:00 and 9:30 p.m.
Free.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 19:
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somewhere has unused three fingers tc
like dehydrated India who don't have I
terminally blue complicatied procedui
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corresponding more far-reaching tt
>dies suffered in however. Index finge
it themselves in ched to more precisel
it warning they mitts, or noses. Certs
^hing for water give a richer, fuller, n
ey increased the raised. People who 1
md made yo-yos shapely fingers of a fa
ration for many wish fulfilled with this
the games was worries could once an
n general, long just another frustrat
most annoying non-coi
not the real clencher
medicine these doctors are in there
n the full treat- fingers, they can give
seven fingers your socks off.
sell House
Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon
play musicians who accidentally tl
witness the St. Valentine's Day r,
Massacre in liilly Wilder's Some ?j
Like it Hot (1959). 120 minutes. f;
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THURSDAY. FRIDAY MARCH 7
19,20: Fantastic Planet (1974), a p
French-Czechoslovakian co-production
(in English), is a animated .
film about a planet inhabited by a .
giant race of intellectuals who (
suppress and make pets of a tiny ^
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2:30, 7:00, 9:30 p.m. Midnight show P
Friday. $1. n
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charity, (there are children in
fingers), or the somewhat less
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:h Finger. (This surgery is, of
ch of the expense can be offset
to gelatin manufacturers.)
>JS of finger surgery are much
lan loss of unwanted length,
rs could be shaped and strety
fit typewriter keys, baseball
lin fingers could be molded to
lore impressive message when
have always yearned for the
vorite celebrity could see their
surgery. And chronic hang nail
d for all be cast to the wind as
ed contender for the world's
mmunicable disease. But that's
of finger surgery: while the
i depleting inches from your
i you a manicure that'll knock
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SATURDAY, MARCH 22: Fritz
xe Cat (1971), your favorite xated
cartoon, is back. Ralph
akshi, of The Lord of the Rings
ame, directed. Bring proof of age nder
17 not admitted. 78 minutes.
:00, 9:30, midnight. $1.
SUNDAY, MARCH 23: Frank
'erry's Diary of a Mad Housewife
1970) stars Carrie Snodgress as a
ored housewife who takes on a
)ver (Frank Langella). You won't
^ant to miss their fine persrmances.
Richard Benjamin
lays the lackluster husband. 94
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