The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 05, 1980, Page Page 14, Image 14

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Great S Fin file pthful For this men get paid lots of money: To bounce a ball up and down. To throw a ball toward a metal hoop. To jump around and wave their arms in front of someone bouncing a ball or throwing toward a metal hoop. To throw the ball to someone else. For this men get paid lots of money. Since during the game people do try to toss a ball through something that vaguely resembles a basket, the name of this sport is "basketball* "obviously a decision reached after an expensive government research project. That such a practical name is used may not seem very important until you think of sports such as squash and cricket. Actually, only pros get paid for doing silly things described above. It's usually easy to distinguish the three major divisions of basketball; high school, college and pro. High school ball is played in tiny, smelly gyms packed with screaming kids. College ball is played in tradition-steeped fieldhouses packed with rowdy students. Pro ball is played in cavernous Ultra-Astrodomes packed with empty seats. High school ball is played by the guy in your math call who can't quite grasp theconcept of number s. t College ball is played by the guv in your history class who never shows up and is on "independent" study. Pro ball is played by the guy in all the beer commercials. High school coaches teach classes like Driver's Ed and , Advanced Breathing. College S EE JV A A | Atten | This year's 111 | Intramural Man | 5.M. Manaqer | Maud I Anyone Kb | Tonight-5:00 I Biatt VI Your chance t 1 year's program ? next year's I WILL NEXT \ FOOTBALL E I WILL ANY N. I BE ADDED XE BhHHHBHHHBHHMB? ioortm A" | / explained coaches go to alumni banquets and talk about Next Year a lot. Pro coaches usually end up being College coaches and High School coaches again. The typical basketball game will start with something called a jump ball, although the ball does not aciuany jump, ine tallest player | of each team tries to slap the ball ! to a teammate, sometimes slapping the opposing player in the process. This is called a "foul" or in extreme cases "assualt and battery with intent to maim." After one team or another gets the ball, they try to "make a basket," which earns them two points. I, for one, have never understood why a team would want to sit around weaving wicker baskets together when they could be playing ball, but there are many things beyond mv comprehension. Strategy is important is basketball. A team may use a "fast break" style of offense or a "stall" type offense. The fast break is one of basketball's most exciting plays, the "fast" referring to the speed with which a player moves downcourt with the ball, and the "break" referring to the fact that the player usually breaks something very important to him in executing the play, like an arm or a spine. Basketball, like baseball, is a "non-contact" snort ?I 1 but many players find it necessary . to contact medical aid after a game. The "stair'is a fun little strategy in which a team stands still and does nothing, which is just a little See 'Left Hand' page . 16 5* tion??f | ost important | ager's meeting! ( s Attendance | atory | ?e Welcome-1 n 111 Itnnm 1 in I 4IV 1 Center | 1 =2 o evaluate thin | -and imput for 1 ?activities 1 EAR S FLAG | IE TOUCH???? 1 EW SPORTS J XT YEAH??? i j L_ ?me ***? $13.00 sstslsst* thot"i ] |__ Summer Session $2.00 strut The Gamecock, [ I j_ Fall Semester $5.50 city jfetsttz? ..?* ! m ? - ? ? - ? - f n I [_j Spring Semester - $5.50 ?TATi *ip Celwmblar S.C. 29208 J liwIII! ! ! MM1 ? ? ? WW ?111?? I?III?wj TAKE AN 8 DAY SS^Zl HIKE ON THE . y7 ' y 4'ft\ IPH&ToVJt Jtn March 28-Aprll 6 ' ?2^ Over Spring Break tRHOO \ Includes roundtrip transportation via university sPOLy vehicles-and all meals, tents, stoves and lanterns. Sleeping bags, and backpacks can be rented from the i ravel uenter. Trip Guides: ReginaBell Allison Turnipseed Mandy Manuel q . In the Activities Office, 2nd floor blgn up now : lobby Russell House. Call 777-6460 for more info. mwm * ? I M l It I Sponsored by: Trips and Expeditions Committee ff " > iUisilftouJf ^ 2009 Greene Street ~&\ I I FREE DRAFT BEE^ on Wednesday C&>> Thursday from 8-10 p.m. with pricc of admission k plus our )\ , Before Midnight Happy Hour uj&gk from 10-12 on Wednesday ] Western Flyer MThurs., Fri.CXiSat. Swimming Pool Q's Thursday is Moosehead Night 'get lOOSe Willi -1 nini '" - ? iw? kji n y ^>. / Next Fri. Sat. Garfeel Ruff o : ' S 1 "";:.v , V ' 4 ' . o -W ,? M M > M * * % * rT,*.*. ? * * ft * V * * # t V * * * ? * r * % % % >*% v-.^ v ?*%* a i. \ I \ I