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Academy Aw<
should easily come away with the
awards for Best Cinematography, i
Best Costume and Best Sound, ]
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nunc i iic ucci nuuicr <tuu neuveii <
Can Wait should take Best Film
Editing and Best Art Direction, 1
respectively. 1
The Deer Hunter and Heaven
Can Wait should also win the two
From Another Medium, and !
Hunter for Best Screenplay 1
Written Directly for the Screen. It
should be mentioned, however, .
that Paul Mazursky is nominated '
in the latter category for his story 1
and script for An Unmarried I
Woman, and since the Academy
bypassed Mazursky in the 1
nominations for Best Director, it 1
might give him the writing award
to atone for its past sin. \
The Best Original Score award r
should go to Giorgio Moroder for ?
his electronic compositions for
Midnight Express, and Best
Adaptation Score should go to Joe
Renzetti for The Buddy Holly
Story.
THE CAROLINA SYNDROME
BOYS! Unleash the power of the ;
right; just sell 10,000 packs of Aunt Gi
you'll get a shiny, new working nucle
household tasks! Tired of mowing the
dump! Tired of your little sister? Mo
Knr ini a a wirtUf lirtU* I 4^. * '
nvi uiiu a iiigiii ngui: vvnie luuay IOI
America, P.O. Box 1984, Catastrophe,
The advertisement appeared in S
Thursday, every basement in the stat
Regulatory Commission. By Satun
moving away. In two weeks, the en
nuclear glow.
The reactors that the boys got in th<
year power supply, an instruction
reading "Have You Hugged Your PI
your own plastic cement and enamel \
But the instruction manual was wf
something like this:
"Hi, kiddies! I'm Fred the Friendl;
you put together your very own
uranium-fission nuclear reactor. It's
mrougn you ll have one of the most f
in the world at the fingertips. You saj
Well, now you don't have to!
"Tools you'll need: a governmeni
(C lemson graduates will do just fine
national antinuke coalition, and sor
sciousness is optional.
"And now spread some newspaj
newspapers owned by corporations
you're ready to begin. Take the re<
right, that thing with the big crack in
corner of your basement. Do it quietly
"Now find part A of the cooling syst
fit, you say? Well, you're just a little
ii u leaks a little'.' Do what the profess
Scotch tape.
"Okay, kids, now let's shove that ol
this incomprehensible mess, shall
because if we drop it, we'll all be blov
put it in ? oops! Well, let's try again corner,
call out the National Guard, ii
get on with it! Your country's insatiat
"To keep your reactor running, you
load a few boxcars with some nice pol
unsuspecting towns, and hope it ?
hijacked by terrorists. To dispose of
Southern state and hope that the cat
glow-in-the-dark milk.
"And remember, if your reactor i
will replace it for the first five years
nrsi. mis is t< red me Friendly Phys
look for my other exciting kit: The
Bomb. It's a blast!"
So ail the kids in the state get their
POP! They start going off like pret
scape has a quiet, almost angelic
people. A few remaining reactors hi
houses and lighting needless lights.
Oh say can you see by the dawn's
hailed ... . *
irds From page 14
Completing the awards for best
music in connection with motion
pictures is the Best Original Song
category. The nominees are:
"Hopelessly Devoted to You" from
Grease, which will be sung Monday
night by Olivia Newton-John;
"Last Dance" from Thank God It's
Friday, to be sung by Donna
Summer; "The Last Time I Felt
Like This" from Same Time, Next
Year, which will be performed by
Johnny Mathis and Jane Olivor;
Ready to Take a Chance Again"
from Foul Play, to be performed
dy Barry Manilow; and "When
Vou're Loved" from The Magic of
Lassie, which will be sung by
r* ?
jeuuy ?oone.
If "Hopelessly Devoted to You"
vins, I will not complain, but I
eally think that the best song
iward should go to "Last Dance."
Prediction: Last Dance
Preference: Last Dance
atom in YOUR basement! That's
Limmy's Venus Flytrap seeds, and
ar reactor for those power-hungry
lawn? Turn it into a nuclear waste
ve her into the basement and turn
details: Energy for an Explosive
Wyoming.
.C., publications on a Mondav. Bv
.e was registered with the Nuclear
iay, the Palmetto Alliance was
tire state was bathed in a warm,
e mail came with their own 200(000
manual, and a bumper sticker
utonium Today?" You had to buy
)aint.
lat was really interesting. It went
y Physicist, and I'm going to help
zircaloy-rod, steam-generated,
> easy and fun, and when you're
>owerful and unpredictable forces
/ you don't want to eat your peas?
t subsidy, incompetent designers
), irate local citizens, a pressuring
ne string. A sense of social con
jcia uu uic nuui ? preieraDiy
who favor nuclear power ? and
actor containment shell ? that's
it ? and put it in the most populus
em and fit it into part B. It doesn't
boy, so jam it on in there! So what
;ionajs do ? wrap it up with a little
' roopt Ar r*r\vt\ a iU/. '
. vuvvm i-ui t IIUU 111C IlllUUlt- Ol ail
we? But be very, very careful,
vn into itsy bitsy pieces! Now, just
- oops! Okay, pile the bodies in the
litiate evacuation procedures, and
>le hunger for energy demands it!
i have to feed it the right food. Just
:ent uranium, haul it through some
jets there safely, without being
spent fuel, bury it in an uncaring
tie don't grow extra limbs or give
?ver breaks down, our guarantee
or 50,000 deaths, whichever comes
icist sienine nff rAminHino unn ir,
o o > ?'t>
Progressive Magazine Hydrogen
reactors going, and: POP! POP!
ty firecrackers. Finally the landglow;
no animals, no plants, no
urn along merrily, heating empty
i earlv light, what so nrmiHlv
^ ' I v
or
U f f.. n m i m. _
nufjei&ssiy uevoieu io
You
I doubt that all of my predictions
will come true ? we won't know
until Monday night, but if I don't
"Beat Berman," (as The Columbia
Record's contest urges everyone to
do) I'll resign.
$150 ALL SEATS!
first matinee show
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The more
you love...
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you fight.
{THE I
CHAMF
JON VOIGHT
FAYE DUNAWAY
RICKY SCHRODER
|i| A Story of
Love and
Caring.
EXCLUSIVE!
I NOMINATED F
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ACADEMY AW J
See it NOW!
Creach From page 17
He is currently touring the r
country, stopping in California, F
New York, and, in the immediate c
future, Florida. As do many g
performers the band loves to play j
for college audiences. If you are up y
in N.Y. this summer, you may get
a chance to see him at the Artists
Mart or My Fathers Place; don't r
miss him! If you love to rock and r
! ? the (Vjgk FREE P
DAILY I em
IAZEL\\
THE
th4-kC>$) EXORCl!
WUh w,hls
a9ain i
pw, _
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What do you do
when everything
between j
the two of you * \
seems wrongJ^pT
...fall in love.
J Directed by ROBERT ALIMAN j
casa?
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=OR ROBERT
DE NIRC
Minsi Mhrbrt,
oil, if you love to dance, experience
a Papa John Creach
oncert. And as you watch this
[entleman dance and smile and
am away on his fiddle, hope that
ou can be so full of love and
snergy as you begin to age, and
emember: rock and roll will
lever die!
IZZA COUPONS
:h ticket purchased!
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THEY SAID I
IT COULD
NEVER
HAPPEN!
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I^Ljnaricrrrui
Three-mile island |
last week?
could it happen
again . . . here?!
JACK LEMMON
JANE FONDA
MICHAEL DOUGLAS j | |
"A FILM OF h
GREAT COURAGE i j j
) AND ij
EMOTIONAL |
POWER. M
1 \ A FIERCELY ]
EMBRACE ||
yS, OF LIFE." |:,.j
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