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With the arrival this summer of WLTF
this fall with WUSC-FM, Columbia will
radio programming that is worth listen]
Most of the radio stations in the capital <
at best, mediocre, and the two new statioi
a welcome relief from the top-40 and
formats that have plagued Columbia t
existence of commercial radio. Interes
these two new stations are educationa
commercial, for the commercial station
be so bold as to try something new or inno1
Oh, to be sure, there have been som
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something different. WCOS-FM tried an '
format in 1972, featuring what was ther
rock". But the format was quickly scutt
the more profitable country-western forn
was brazen enough last year to start an al
Such a station might have been success
frequency, where it would have been mor
car radios. One also has to wonder wh
station would broadcast in stereo. In anv
as no great surprise when WSCQ-FM aba
news approach and switched to a pa
listening format which is not all that <
WXRY-FM.
Except for WCOS-FM, all the commerci
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Automation may be the most econoi
programming a radio station, but it is
entertaining. The lack of a live anno
sonality, is one of the leading contributo:
state of Columbia radio.
AM radio provides nothing better thar
terpart. Top-40 stations constantly play t
over and over until the listener's only
simply turn his radio off. Aside from p<
nouncing the time and weather, the AM si
their listeners very little that is either i
amusing.
Should WLTR-FM and WUSC-FM sta
the commercial station's audiences, it ma
therapeutic stimulus for these stagnant si
providing the type of service which the
they should provide. But then again it
effect. After all, why spoil a lousy thin$
The Gamecoc
STEPHEN J. VALK
Etfitor
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ndoned the all- beamed down to the
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different from strange clashing col
so-called "Go-Gette
al FM stations primitive culture. H
>art or whole. even broader bow-ti(
tiical wav of ?lr,an?e tash,?rl an1
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not the most Old Earthian.
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rs to the sorry Captain: I'm Capt
Mess Mesmerize. W1
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he same songs Brunton: The Uni1
recourse is to Smock: Captain, t
eriodicallv an- institutions where pj
Ss provide what "?ey called ..e
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informative or practiced strange ril
called "dope" and
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tations to start Captain: Ihis-thi
;l? sia" be controlled by hum
r CC has said Brunton: You ougl
may have no Zulu: Captain,
i? readings. There is m
The Tri-corder only
slime, sir.
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right.
Captain: What is
Brunton: Why . .
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debbie howarq. I building, clashing v
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you around campusd
be limited to m kino* Coliseum >
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nitm* will be withtwid to . , .
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re?chetf. We reserve %s
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to be the planet earth, along
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Zulu, Doctor Ahoy and I have Unti
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native dressed in a plaid coat of rnak
ors, not uncommon among the Thoi
rs" and "Uplifters" of this all u
(e wears a broad grin and an sit ir
i. The bow-tie lights up in some of hi
reads "Drink Smirnoff." The this
the encounter we had with this com
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v do you do, I'm Hal Brunton. the <
ain James B. Quirk of the US horn
lere are we? What is this place arou
cont
acts
versity of South Carolina. whai
his is one of the old Earthian as tc
arents sent their offspring for
ucation." In reality, they spent Ah
lotted four years here. They the i
Lualistic inhaling of something even
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s place. It seems too unreal to
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hta see the Board of Trustees. smol
I've just made Tri-corder Sn
o intelligent life as we know it. over
registers this reading of?of The
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t've got the students pegged, all
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your function here, Brunton? artis
u/hn
. I build. Look?there: Don't viro>
ky Business Administration Sn
vith all those wonderful (sup'
I was responsible for building
ng building, the one that looks Qi
le house? That was my idea. You
> many old homes. For god's Bi
ist can't live here. Let me take Hon
i . . . Now here we have the sciei
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remember hearing about that.
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ptain. In later years it was quic
)le to the god MeGuire. som
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Karthian'
unton: In the distance. Do you see it? The
iams-Brice Stadium. A marvel of repulsive
litecture.
lirk: No. I mean?I mean things like green
s, green trees, shrubs, lawns. Any of those
gs generally highly regarded as desirable on a
s M planet.
unton: Now I know you have., i been around.
1 now I thought you were just another fringe
ip, like the kids who suck after Sun Mvung
n. No, Captain, the architecture is my own
ing. Completely accidental in its own way.
jsands of tons of concrete, acres of polyglas?
'ith hundreds of people in Dacron Polyester to
i them. We are fighting to overcome all vestiges
imanity as we know it. When I'm finished with
campus, there will be nothing green, natural,
forting or coordinated around the whole place,
day, I feel in the mood for Frank Lloyd Wright,
ather day I tend toward Classic Revival. I sit
e and get my rocks off on what doesn't match
ind this campus. It's great. I accept whatever
ract I feel in the mood for. To hell with classin
design, to hell with how it looks, to hell with
t the students think. I'm gonna make this place
ickv as Los Aneeles. That is mv nnp eoal hprp
loy: And you call this civilization? I just toured
lursing school and there are diseases I don't
want to think about. This is civilization? ^
unton: Closeness. That's what I'm trying to
eve. Closeness.
lirk: I get the feeling of being very close. I'm
thered.
lock: Captain, ship's computers show that such
crowding of individuals was quite the fashion,
library tapes record that the so-called Comist
Chinese were quite adept at the method, as
as the so-called New York Landlords.
lirk: Brunton, we can call engineers, landscape
ts, environmental sociologists?technicians
will help you live in green space, enimentally
sound surroundings. We can?
lock: Captain, the Prime Directive.
unton: The Prime Directive?
lirk: That means we cannot alter your lifestyle,
must remain as vou arp
unton: Goody. See that lawn in front of the
seshoe? Well, I'm going to put a computer
nee building on top of it. Or maybe an arsctural
science building. Hey, how about a
ical school?
mirk: Captain to Mesmerize. Beam us aboard ^
k?real quick, before this sub humanoid builds
ething on top of us.